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Saturday, 08.05.2010 / SIFL Premiere League
GAME REPORT: Match report: Shanghai Krauts FC – Shanghai Puxi Lions / Result: 1-1

Krauts continue successful series against frog eaters – dream goal of Fernandez ensures well-deserved point against championship contenders Puxi Lions

What a day at Tianma stadium. Through solid team performance Krauts succeeded to draw against second of premier league table Shanghai Puxi Lions. Championship remains exciting!

Krauts Squad
Keeper: Nicolas “die Katze”
Defense: Helge, „deutsche Eiche“ Dennis , Brett
Midfield: Kirk, Jens, Timo, Bilgin, Mathias
Striker: Christian, Marc
Substitutes: Torben, Giulio, Annti , Marcus

(Notice: Due to a misunderstanding of the SIFL regulatory Krauts repatriate and player of the season 2008/2009 Mesut alias “Messi” wasn’t allowed to play! How can that happen, he?)

Krauts, with a 3-2-3-2 formation, started the much stronger of the two sides, creating a number of fast attacks within the first 10 minutes, however the team, who won against the Shooters with a sensational 4:2 last Saturday, was unable to convert any of those attacks into goals. After 15 minutes Krauts star-midfielder Bilgin lost the ball unnecessarily and all of a sudden Lions striker “de Funes” (I don’t know his real name) took advantage of it and scored with a nice shoot in the “linken Winkel” which was absolutely “unhaltbar” for Krauts Keeper Nicolas. The French grew in confidence and started getting stronger. But a solid defense around sweeper Helge and Krauts keeper Moeller prevented disasters from happening in the first half. The first-half was barely 40 minutes old when Kirk Fernandez, who played without attracting attention up to that time, scored a fantastic goal and equaled the result to 1:1.

Krauts came out stronger in the second half and the match became balanced with chances for both teams. The team of Übungsleiter Oestmann started attacking along the wings thus better than in halftime one. The cat was put among the pigeons in minute 75 when Krauts player Giulio unpacked the Italian “Blutgrätsche” against a Lion striker in the penalty area but the referee continued the game. Schwein gehabt!!! However after 90 minutes, a better controlled and disciplined midfield combined with an amazingly strong Krauts defense, in particular Helge’s performance as man of the match, ensured a well-deserved point against the Lions.

As a conclusion I’d like to add that Krauts belongs to Premier league and nowhere else, also in this season. And I’m sure we could have win this fucking game with my humble self

Victim of SIFL regulatory

Mesut

Saturday, 24.04.2010 / SIFL Premiere League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC – Malones Shanghai Shooters / Result: 4-2 (3-1)

After nearly 6 years waiting for a victory against the Shooters we made it! And not with a bit of luck. An outstanding performance from our whole team and tactical discipline the Shooters never get a chance over 90min to win this match. From the first minute we start with our “Japan tactic” – solid defense and try to hit the Shooters on the break.

They didn’t find a way through our midfield and after 20min our first break brought us the lead. A nice combination on the left wing gets Jens in a good position and from the corner of the box he chips the ball into the net.

Only 5 min later next break from the left side with a hard shot on target, Shooters goalkeeper bounce it to Marc and he easily scores. Shooters can’t believe that they 2:0 down with a 70% possession! Now they try push harder but if there was a shoot on goal, Nicolas was every time on the spot.

Krauts next coup: 35min played a cross from left to the top of the box Matthias rise up for a header and scores in the far corner, nice!!

Shooters - totally confused not able to play their short passing game - were still looking for their chance and finally get into the match. At centerline Belek plays “Hacke-Spitze” and lost the ball as we pushed-up and within 3 touches of the ball Shooters scores. One second distraction is enough to prove the Shooters why they are strive for the championship.

After the break Shooters started a run of attacks but our defense with Olaf as our leader showed why we were the better team today. Another break brings Belek into a “oneto-one” situation and nutmegs the goalie, 4:1. Krauts every time able to answer the furiously attacks and Shooters clearly needed the help from the referee: A dive in the box and he whistles for penalty. No chance for Nicolas but 5min to go for Shooters going down once again…

This win gets us in a good position and one step closer to stay up in the premier league. Also we destroyed Shooters hope to win the championships and this we celebrate with a mass of beer in Malones!!

Krauts you make me proud!

Huelse

Friday to Sunday, 02.04. - 04.04.2010 / Bangkok
Tournament REPORT: 28th Far East Football Tournament

Almost unbearable how long a year lasts! But all the waiting had an end and here we are again for the sixth time. With best memories to the last Easter, the Krauts rocked their way from Shanghai to Bangkok. As Runners-Up in 2008, in 2009 the team did exactly what their were told by the Praesidium and Team Management – perform just a little bit better – and finally got what they have been waiting for all these years: the Asian Crown …and the coldest beer in Nana Plaza.

So what’s in for Krauts in 2010? Well, this depended on who finally made it …as usual. The prospects of displaying schicken Fussball were good with 42% of the 2009 winning squad, some newcomers from Shanghai and friends around the globe. And at least, the team management and with it the original idea of winning and how football should be played remained unchanged.

From Shanghai only few made it this year: Nicolas, newly-joined and quick-decider Brett and of course “Him Praesi”. Oldstar Franz took the opportunity to fly in with “wannabe football god 1980” Robson. Same, same Anthony as usual you can count on him at Eastern. Since this is a 11-aside tournament, some minor gaps had to be filled but with the connections of Praesi this was shortly before kick-off Saturday 9 a.m. the least concern – without major consequences.

Bangkok Team 2010

Here is how it went: quick and simple…..

Friday, 2nd April
7:30 p.m. – Group Drawing 18 teams drawn in 3 groups, Krauts drawn in Group A together with Swiss Club Singapore, Manila Nomads, Taiwan Mongols, Carnegies Taipei, Hanoi Croatia International. 8 p.m. bed rest.

Saturday, 3rd April
8:30 a.m. Arrival Patana School
Without any major injuries, especially Franz not injured yet. Pre-kick-off squad Krauts: Nicolas, Franz, Robson, Brett, Daniel, Pat, Emilio, Bert – 3 men short!!!!!

9:00 a.m. kick-off first Group match – Taiwan Mongrels
What a confidence, with 8 men Krauts started the challenging 2-day tournament and Titelverteidigung. A confused referee and Taiwan Mongrels counting only 8 Krauts and were wondering if they misunderstood this as a 7-aside tournament. No 11-aside it is and off we go. Krauts dressed in light green looking good tough. Praesi even managed to find new boots with exact green color.
Line-up 3-3-1: Nicolas (Goal), Franz (libero), Bert (left defense), Brett (right defense), Pat (central midfield), Robson (left wing), Emilio (left wing), Daniel (striker). 5 minutes into the 22 minutes matches Marteen arrived and took over the right wing. Still to men short!
Match summary: Thanks to the problems the Mongrels had with the ball, themselves and football itself as well as strong performance of Franz in the back, Pat in the middle, Marteen and especially Praesi who assisted both goals (indirectly through Marteen tough but a clear indication that the action upfront was (only) run through Praesi, notably the first assist was extended through the heel) Krauts managed to win 2-1.
Goals: 1-0 Krauts (Robson), 1-1 Mongrels (Franz…), 2-1 Krauts (Emilio)

12:00 a.m. – Hanoi Croatia
Time well spend between the first and second match: Krauts could organize additional players with Anthony (straight from the airport), Alex (representing the next World Cup host country), Paul and Chris (each with a half time), Tobias and Dave.
Line-up 4-4-2: Nicolas (Goal), Franz (libero), Bert (left defense), Brett (right defense), Paul/ Chris (defensive midfield), Midfield line with Marteen/ Dave, Pat, Emilio/ Daniel and Tobias/ Robson, Anthony and Alex as striker. So in total now 15 players.
Match summary: Krauts dominating all along, very solid team play. Good passes, 3 clean goals and hardly any chances for Hanoi Croatia.
Goals: 1-0 Pat, 2-0 Emilio 3-0 Krauts (Alex, after served by Praesi being fouled from behind but able to give the deadly pass while falling). Extra point for scoring 3 goals.

2:00 p.m. – Manila Nomads
Line-up 4-4-2: Nicolas (Goal), Defense with Franz, Bert, Brett and Dave, Midfield line with Marteen, Pat, Emilio/ Daniel and Tobias/ Robson, Anthony and Alex as striker as before. 13 players altogether.
Match summary: Krauts again able to dominate from kick-off through final whistle.
Goals: 1-0 (Pat), 2-0 (header Daniel), 3-0 (Alex). Again additional point for the record.

4:00 p.m. – Carnegies Taipei
Line-up 4-4-2: Same, same before
Match summary: Last match of the day and quite a tough one, Krauts marginally dominating but without major chances. Too much individual football and too less team play. So it took again the Praesi to change that. Nice double pass: from Alex to Praesi over right side into the penalty area, elegant turn and cross pass to Alex again to score last minute.
Goals: 1-0 Krauts (Alex)

Successful first tournament day for Krauts with 14 points, right on track. Departure to hotel 5 p.m., bed rest at 8 p.m.

Sunday, 4th April
8:30 a.m. Arrival Patana School
And again big question mark who will make it to the starting line-up. Losing Chris and Tobias would make it hard enough for the second tournament day.

9:00 a.m. kick-off last Group match – Swiss Club Singapore
At least we could make it 11 short before kick-off. But soon we were down to 10 due to head injury from Marteen.
Line-up 3-5-2: Nicolas (Goal), Defense with Franz, Bert and Brett, Midfield line with Marteen, Pat (defense midfield) Anthony (offensive midfield) and Emilio and Robson, Alex and Daniel as striker.
Match summary: Tactics were discussed and ranging from losing the match to save energy to try to give everything to beat the Swiss and manage a successful start into the day and keep morale up (latter one prevailed). The injury of Marteen was a reflection of a very physical match with the Swiss fouling and moaning as if it would be the final already. But great morale and team fight from Krauts. Being down with 2 goals, Krauts managed with 10 men to finally draw the match (against the later tournament winner).
Goals: 0-1 Swiss, 0-2 Swiss, 1-2 Krauts (Alex penalty), 2-2 (Anthony)

Only due to goal difference Krauts finished as second in group A. Quarterfinal against Winner of Group C (the group of death).

12:00 p.m. Quarterfinal – Vietnam Reunited
Now it counts! Vietnam Reunited were the Krauts opponent in last years final and were beaten by a clean 2-0. So rest assured that the had a open bill. With Marteen coming back on time from hospital, Paul and newly acquired Thai teenager Pete, Krauts back to 13.
Line-up 4-4-2: Nicolas (Goal), Defense with Franz, Bert, Brett and Paul, Midfield line with Marteen, Pat, Anthony, Emilio/ Robson and striker with Alex and Pete/Daniel.
Match summary: Early goal in minute one. Long ball from inside Krauts half which dangerously fell down in front of our goal through all the Krauts defense. That alone would not have been the problem but there was a Reunited player coldly materializing. This time Krauts were unable to come back and lost its ability to play as a team like we did Saturday - obviously an account to all the great matches in the group stage with 38 degree Celsius.
Final score: 0-1 Reunited.

Thanks to the tournament mode there was another chance to reach the semi-finals against Olympique de Saigon. The fact that it was only played 30 minutes later did not really help. Although we received an early goal, Krauts was fighting until the end with a couple of good chances. But again too many individual plays, total loss of team work (and stamina as major cause). The match might have changed to the good if Daniel would have passed the ball further to Pete who was standing all alone in front of the goal. Instead Praesi tried to score his second one but only found the lack of a Saigon defender. Another goal near to the end destroyed all the hope for Krauts to defend the title.

All that was left was the final match for the 5th place. But how you going to do that with only 6 players left? Easy: let the opponent Saigon Raiders prepare and warm-up and just before kick-off announce that we can only make a direct penalty shoot-out or walk over. Confident enough Saigon Raiders took the offer and were lured into the penalty shout out. 5 penalties each, so all the remaining players of Krauts had to take one. Franz, Anthony, Robson Brett and Praesi all made their final goals of the tournament. And with Saigon hitting the post once, we won at least the last match and with it the 5th place. Not to bad after all especially considering all the organisational bottlenecks to get a full and consistent team together.

Apart from football it was a rather boring weekend - as usual. Thanks to all the Krauts, friends and supporters for yet another memorable football weekend. See you all next year for another tournament, at least there will be something to fight for again.

Yours,
Press Department
Shanghai Krauts FC

Saturday, 20.03.2010 / SIFL Premiere League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts – Shanghai Japan FC / Result: 2-0 (0-0)

After last weeks strong match against the French the Krauts wanted to continue their “Aufwärtstrend” and make a good game against the quick and technical well playing Japanese.

“El Presidente” Daniel, after having played against the Japanese last week with “Krauts die Zweite” already gave some very useful instructions how to play the Japanese. “Stand concentrated in the middle and be very close to your opponents. Also be very tough in the tacklings. Nicolas if you come out – both knees up!”

The last sentence is of course not to be taken seriously though.

The following team started:
Goalie: Nicolas
Defense: Daniel W., Ralf M., Markus
Midfield: Matthias, Jens, Kirk, Julio, Helge
Strikers: Marcus & Marc
Substitutes: Eric, Thorben and Stephan

In the first half a nice game developed with light advantages for the Japanese. Nicolas, after already being in Topform last week, saved 2 times very strongly for the Krauts.

The Japanese did not really have an idea how to play the very well sorted defense of the Krauts and tried long high balls. Obviously the Japanese did not win many headers against the tall German defense (and Ralf, who won all of his headers too though).

10 minutes into the second half Helge was fouled 10 meters into the Japanese half. Jens kicked the freekick directly onto the goalie who could not catch the ball and let it bounce to Eric. Eric who had just been substituted reacted like a real striker and without any hesitation scored the goal.

In the 75th minute again there was a freekick for the Krauts in our own half close to the middleline. Jens was taking this shot again and in the air the ball gets longer and longer and lands directly in the goal.

After asking the substitutes from where the ball was shot, the response was “almost our own penalty area!”

Now the Krauts could relax a little and did not let anything happen anymore to jeopardize the well deserved victory.

Nicolas: some very strong saves – 2
Daniel W.: probably with his last game for the Krauts, playing the unusual sweeper-position. Great game, you will be missed! – 1
Ralf M.: Winning every header and almost every tackle makes you wonder why he wants to play midfield – 1
Markus: solid Job – 2
Jens: one assist and one goal – 1
Kirk: some bad passes, but still very strong defense together with Jens – 2-
Matthias: first a little bit lost on the right side but in the second half some very good passes and ideas – 3
Julio: very good game, running like he has a battery in his back – 2
Helge: Man of the Match, making the tempo like a Number 10 should – 2
Marcus: Was the one who came to bring the “Unruhe” into the game and did a great Job at that – 3+
Marc: Working very hard today but not so lucky – 3
Thorben: did a good job keeping the ball in the offense and spreading it – 3
Eric: 2 Chances, 1 goal, what more do you want? Right, 2 chances, 2 goals. apology accepted though, Eric! - 2
Stephan: Using his body very well against the Japanese, one good chance for a goal, but no luck – 3

Altogether this was probably the best game of the season (at least the best game I saw). Everybody was fighting for each other, and in between we even managed to play some very good soccer. That’s the spirit we need to play the next hard games and to stay in the league.

Gruss, Timo

Saturday, 23.01.2010 / SIFL Premiere League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts - Shanghai Vikings / Result: 1-1 (0-1)

The Krauts had to show their fans that they still can play some quality football and that they still kept the ability to win a match after a clearly defeat against the Italians on last Saturday.

Coach Marcus Oestmann (better known as “Hülse”) sent the following line-up on the pitch to prove the above mentioned points:

Nicolas – Daniel, Olaf, Markus R., - Kirk, Matthias, Jens, Stephan, Timo, Hülse – Mark

Substitutes: Peter, Bilgin

The new strategy of playing with only one striker and a “triangle” of three players in the center-midfield should make the team more compact and strengthen the defence.

But although we got the triangle on our side it was the team of the Vikings that “made the music” within the first 15 minutes. After missing one big chance at the early beginning, the Vikings scored with their second opportunity (12. min). So far, the Krauts did not take a shot on the enemy’s goal and it really looked like an easy win for the Vikings.

However, after 20 minutes the Krauts began to play quite good football out of a sudden and it seemed that the past minutes have been forgotten. The defence players nearly won each tackle from now on and the midfield set up pressure on the Vikings. Mark did his best to make trouble in front of the goal and Jens did a quite good job in spreading well thought passes to his team mates. Only a goal was missing on our side.

Short before half-time all members of the Krauts and their supporters lifted up their arms to celebrate Kirk’s first goal of the season. Kirk got the ball 2 meters in front of the goal and shot immediately. Unfortunately, the keeper of the Vikings could not move out of the ball’s way and saved Kirks trial. So, everybody was welcome to bring down the arms again.

The team began the second half with the same line-up as it finished the first half. No substitution so far. This was a good decision because the Krauts kept on playing well. A goal was just a question of time it seemed. The Vikings were not able to move the ball out of their half. After missing some more or less good chances Hülse decided to substitute Peter for Stephan (78. min). This was the turning point according to Peter although he never touched the ball until Mark scored for the Krauts. Mark’s goal was a volley tap-in after Jens set a fine shot against the bar.

The last 10 minutes became quite hectically because the Vikings did not agree with several decisions of the referee. Worst in their eyes was a denied goal because of offside position.

By the way, the Krauts liked this decision because it was a correct one. Both teams really had the opportunities to win this match within the last 5 minutes, but none of the players was able to shoot a game winning goal.

One point gained? Two points lost? This is really a hard question to answer.

Anyway, most impressing was the come back of the Krauts during this game and the good team spirit.

Scores:
0-1 (12.)
1-1 Mark (78.)

Report: Thorben

Saturday, 21.11.2009 / NEWS
Ceremony for the Trainer Of the Year 2008/09 Award

After the outstanding win of the SIFL 1st Division in the year 2008/2009, the SIFL League has awarded the "Trainer of the Year" to Dirk Richelmann (Shanghai Krauts FC).

Dirk Richelmann - SIFL Trainer of the Year 2008/2009 (rechts)

Congratulations to Dirk from the complete Shanghai Krauts FC Team.

Saturday, 07.11.2009 / NEWS
Schedule Update

Due to changes in the team participation, the schedule for Premiere League and 1st Division has been updated. Please check the latest updates.

Saturday, 26.09.2009 / SIFL Premiere League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts - Shanghai Cosmos / Result: 3-0 (2-0)

For the first league match against Cosmos the goal for the Shanghai Krauts was to score the first three points, as Cosmos also came up last year from the second into the first division.

The Krauts played with the following Line-Up: Goalie: Nicolas, Defense: Olaf, Daniel W., Ralf Vogelmann, Midfield: Antti, Kirk, Helge, Thorben, Benni, Strikers: Alex and Korti. Henrik and Norman were outside at the beginning.

The guidelines for the first game of the season given by Olaf were quite simple, play the easy ball and stay in the possession of the ball.

In the first half the Krauts clearly dominated the game against Cosmos. Even though Cosmos was fighting very hard, the Krauts had some very good looking combinations.

The first goal was scored by Korti, after a nice pass from Helge into the depth of the penalty area. After that the Krauts continued to play strong and shortly before the break Helge scored a beautiful second goal into the short angle of the goal.

After the break Cosmos tried to come back and for about 15 Minutes even put on a better fight than in the first half, making it hard for the Krauts to continue their way of playing.

After their strong phase Cosmos opened up in order to score the "Anschlusstreffer".

This way it was possible for the Krauts to get back into the game and score the third goal. Korti was dribbling in "Slow-Motion" against 3 defense-players of Cosmos leaving the Goalie no chance from a short distance.

All in all it was a well deserved victory for the Krauts and a nice Birthday present for "El Presidente" Daniel.

Saturday, 19.09.2009 / SIFL Opening Tournament
Start of the new Season

Finally the period without football is over. Season 2009/2010 will start with the opening tournament on 19.09.2009.



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Saturday, 13.06.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
Season 2008/2009 REVIEW

What a great season it was for Krauts: re-born and back to old virtues: not the best football display but certainly the most efficient. Domestic and internationally! Let’s start the review of this season with the summary of season 2007-8 and the outlook as published in last years' "Mei Wenti":

1. 2007-2008: Worst SIFL season
2. Can’t get worse next season (2008-2009)
3. Best international season in 2007-2008
4. Can get better next season
5. At least Germany will win the EURO 2008
6. Exiting direct club-internal competition Krauts vs. Sauerkrauts

And here the answers:

1. Still stands true.

2. Probably it could have gone worse if management of both teams would not have reached consensus on re-shuffling the squad to the favor of Krauts: bringing on the best what the Germans in Shanghai have to offer. Club secret: final agreement between both factions possible only by the Presidents threat of resignation. With addition of Helge, Korti, Manu and Ralf V. and M., Krauts was indeed able to field a strong team to support the only hard-defined target 2009: Promotion to Premiership!

3. This year was even better and more successful on international …eehh Thailand turf: even tough were returned from Phuket in November only as Runners-Up again, the few Krauts who traveled to Bangkok in April 2009 were rewarded with the highest crown in the region "Asian Champions"!

4. And it got better. Season start made to measure ("nach Mass" with six victories in league business (only interrupted by Hebiguchi Cup exit against U-Team) and stopped by Qilin B with a draw in mid December. Then again five victories until the draw against Voodoo Child. The remainder goes unmentioned into overall statistics: Champions 1st Division = most points, strongest offence and without some recent blackouts also strongest defense. Thumbs-up to the team and full-time coach Dirk who repeatedly wanted the team to "verschieben". That his last match as coach saw the only defeat this season might be a coincidence (…or not). However the question if 2008-2009 was better than the year before remains as: Is it better to be last of Premier League or first of 1st Division?

5. Okay, okay "but the next then"

6. Exiting they were especially the club parties afterwards: bottom line 6 points and 9:3 goals (incl. the "abseitsgepfiffene aber eigentlich regulaere Treffer von "Praesi" himself"). And what the club parties left missing, Krauts Aufstiegs- und Meisterschaftsfeier did over-compensate (resulting in a complete overhaul of Spot Bar during the coming summer).

That was the season 2008-2009: Krauts is looking forward to be back to the upper house of SIFL. Target might not to play the nicest football but to "verschieben" and eventually win the matches! Bye to the players leaving the club and thanks for your efforts, pain and laughs. Thanks of course also to our sponsors Kuehne + Nagel, a-tea and Judy’s Too for "finanziell ebnen" our way back to the Premier League.

"Now can come what wants" especially next season.

Shanghai Krauts FC (renowned as 1st Division Champion and Asienmeister 2009)

Saturday, 30.05.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Corea International / Result: 7-2

Last match of the season for both league and cup competiton, which saw Krauts leaving after an ashamed loss against Anzac the week before. And with the 10-2 victory against Korea from 2 weeks before, everybody was guessing who will become the SIFL Top Scorer after this match. But careful, such over-confidence "bescherten" us quite some tough matches in the season. But what else fighting for? Promotion to Premiership, No. 1 of 1st Division? Everything done already! So target for the match: win (and without goals from the opponent).

Team squad: Lin Bo in the goal (Nicolas already in summer holiday). Defense made up by: Olaf (yellow), Uwe (yellow), Kirk, Mesut (although injured it was his last match for the Krauts all the best for you, wherever you go!) and Markus R. Midfield: Benni and Daniel W., Antti (super-floater) and newcomer Frode (also awarded with yellow for his appereance). Striker as (un)usual: Bobby and HH (Hool Hueske).

Goals quick (but not in order): Mesut 1 (probably he would also scored even one-legged: good lad, we will miss you), Markus R. 1, Daniel W. 1 (what a surprise) and Antti 1. Frode gleich 2 und Hueske hat auch irgendwie getroffen (trotz Party tour with El Presidente on Friday night at least we could "niederkaempfen" Thorben).

Zurueck ins Studie, I mean in the summer break……?

See you back soon, Yours Praesi

Saturday, 23.05.2009 / SIFL Cup
GAME REPORT: Malones Anzacs Shooters FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 4-2

Sunday, 17.05.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Malones Anzacs Shooters FC / Result: 2-4

Saturday, 16.05.2009 / SIFL Cup
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Corea International / Result: 10-2

Thursday, 14.05.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Sauerkrauts FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-3

Club Derby Re-Match against Krauts! Mid week, Century Park and floodlight, the best "auesseren Verhaeltnisse" for a nice match. First encounter ended 6-1 for Krauts.

Am Start: Marc in the goal (every now and then he shows up, but good to count on him if we need him, good saves apart from the "unhaltbaren" from Preasi, which however was not given by the ref, Abseits my Arsch). Defense: Uwe, Ralf, Kirk and Mesut. Olaf missing, can we win this one without him? Midfield: Benni, Peter and Steven, Ralf M. and Daniel W.. Striker: Manu, Hans, Thorben, Hueske and Bobby. Praesi also there but as Goal Getter for Sauerkrauts! Just to mention that again.

First half in the hands of Krauts (after clear chance for Sauerkrauts in the first minute) but nothing spectacular expect 3 goals from Manu (1) and Hueske (2). Second half Sauerkrauts time and enough chances to "herumbiegen" the match. 1 goal from Eric was not enough, maybe the goal from Praesi would have changed the match, but we had that before……

Next match already in 3 days against Corea, see you all in best form again.

Yours, Praesi

Saturday, 25.04.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Cosmos - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-3

Decisive match against Cosmos today. Not for the promotion (which was settled the week before against Re-United) but for the Champion of 1st Division. Besides Voodoo, Cosmos certainly the strongest opponent in Division 1 this year. But: the better the opponent the better the play of Krauts.

The squad on this lovely day with altogether 17 players (this number of turn-out already the 5th time this season): Nicolas in the goal (means at least we have to score twice to win), Olaf, Franz (as expected leaving the field injured), Ralf V., Matthias, Kirk, Mesut, Daniel W. and Markus R. (very strong defense "now we mischen einen Beton an, den die Liga so in der Form noch nicht gesehen hat"). Midfield: Helge, Benni, Peter, Ralf M. In the front we had Manu, Alex, Korti and Thorben.

And what a Champion match it was, nice football and most important: fully in the hand of Krauts. Goals were produced by Korti with 2 (one of them konnte sich richtig sehen lassen) and Alex 1 (served by Korti as well, wenn mich nicht alles taeuscht).

Season target achieved. Well done to Dirk and the entire team. Praesi also happy!

Saturday, 18.04.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Crown ReUnited - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-4

Today we had the Promotion in sight: Just a win against Re-United and we are done. As simple as that!

15 guys showed up to make that happen, including Nicolas, Olaf, Kozzi, Franz, Ralf V. (guess what the V stands for? Kirk, Mesut, Daniel W., Helge, Benni, Steven, Ralf M. as well as Manu, Korti and Bobby. Great squad, was kann da schiefgehen? Gar nix! Klare Ansage. Two nice goals in the 1st half, another 2 in round 2. Goals came from Korti 2, Manu 1 and Olaf 1 (must have been a penalty).

Sauberes thing (Promotion to Champion) eh Premier League done. And this calls for a party at the club house "Spot". I only can remember the first 20 Sambucca’s and a couple of broken glasses. Den rest habe ich verdraengt…….

Yours "mit der Leistung des Teams in der 2. Liga im Grunde recht zufriedene" Daniel

Saturday, 21.03.2009 / SIFL Cup
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Latino's - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-5

Match report today: an easy one! Thats why I take it....

No opponent, nothing to "suelz" about? Well you know me, I can make a story out of everything ... but more next time.

Not the strongest team out there today but certainly strong enough to scare the Latinos terribly away. Some others say cheating since for not showing up they have lost only 0-5 instead of getting smashed double-digit by a highly motivated (especially against Latino) German Krauts.

So we will have to wait for this special encounter. When? I do not know but one thing for sure it won't happen in the league next year, ha, ha, ha.

El Presidente himself

Saturday, 14.03.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Voodoo Child / Result: 2-2

Saturday, 07.03.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Qilin B / Result: 6-0

Saturday, 28.02.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Voodoo / Result: 1-0

Saturday, 21.02.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Crazy Turks - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 3-5 (2-1)

Salem alaikum: Turks the second. League match number ten: 25 points until now, still unbeaten.First match after the CNY break, last weeks Hebiguchi Quarterfinals without Krauts were made up with a friendly match against the German school (6-0 win without anything more to add).

So here we go: finally a match again in Tianma. Parallel match of Sauerkrauts against Cosmos. Cosmos direct contender for the promotion, Sauerkrauts had it in their hand to trip them on their way. Bus departure on time 11:30 after arrival of Praesi himself, the bus a 45 seater to transport players of both teams to the pitch and later to the diner at the Vereinslokal of TSG Hoffenheim. Thanks to Marco and his wife for the arrangements and the "Schnitzelklopfen".

But back to the match: 14 players today with Uwe in goal and obviously with the target to mess up the goal difference (Nicolas still in the USA, we miss you, more than ever after this match), Olaf, Mathias, Daniel, Kirk, Benni and Peter in defence/defense midfield. Helge, Mesut and Ralf M. with more central midfiled obligations to keep the ball rolling. Manu, Korti, Alex and Henne as strikers.

In the bus on the way to Tianma and during warm-up which only lasted 10 minutes today, the only question in the head of most players was whether we would win 9 or 15-0. But this diminished shortly after the kick-off and especially in minute 10. Most of the team had forgotten that Uwe plays in the goal and not Nicolas. And so it happened that a soft ball was reflected from Uwe’s Huehnerbrust (now we now where he got the name Maurice) into the foot of a Turk player who took the present and scored the opener. Eklatante Maengel in the defense (or just lacking respect for the well improved Turks)! Our defense tried to play disciplined on off-side which worked most of the time but not during the 20. minute. Actually it did work but linemen thought otherwise. Quick attack by Turks through a confused Krauts defense "zack drin das Ding zum 2-0". Short discussion with all the parties involved but ref granted the goal to Turks. And reflecting the course of the match up to then, nobody could say that was undeserve. We just played ***, Standfussball in combination with bad passed and a disintegrated offence made the first half and most of the second half a pain in the ass. Da wo Krauts strikers remained unlucky and repeatedly played offside, Fish made a difference and scored with a nice drop-kick to mark the Anschlusstreffer. 1-2 half-time result. Der "anstaendige Junge" Walter Frosch "mit seinerm Versuch immer sauber und fair zu spielen" certainly would have made a change to make the Ausgleich in the first half. But no quick substitution possible since he is busy smoking. More to see under www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqekSuj5HCo.

2nd half started better and more controlled. Finally we were able to use the space with smart passes and quick attacks on both wings. One of them arrived at Mesut who took it further to the right ground line, tricked one Turk player - and while the spectators thought enough is enough yet another to score the equalizer.

Turning point of the match? Not yet! Arrogant play and wrong marking in the defense allowed the Turks to come close to our goal again. And: there was Uwe, so was the goal: 3-2, lead again for the Turks. How much more pain to take? Other side: chances over chances but neither Man, Korti and Alex were able to set course ("Akzente setzen". Then came the time of Mathias, thinking enough is enough. 3 goals in a row (sound better than it actually was) marked the domain of Krauts at least in the later part of the 2nd half.

Summary: Augenkrebs but 3 points collected. Krauts back on top. Still undefeated and "a good horse only jumps as high as necessary" Mesut with extra-ordinary play and Man of the Match - well deserved! Next week rapid improvement necessary against Voodoo, otherwise we get ……? I spare you with the math and stats how many points we still have to collect to become champion, just win!

Later on nice get-together at Marco’s place and Looping Louie at the centre of interest. For some of the lads 1 and a half bottle of Jaegermeister was enough to forget the match, for some it will take weeks. Fortunately we booked a big bus otherwise the 6 remaining Krauts would not have had enough space. Big end to come: broken clutch forced the bus driver to stop on the highway. Lucky Hesmer to get off before. Morale of it all: Scheisstag!

Yours, Praesi

Saturday, 17.01.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Voodoo Child - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-2 (0-2)

Saturday, 10.01.2009 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Corea International - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 2-3 (2-2)

The first good news we got already before the game started. Uwe Poetz, also well known as Maurice or "Uwe ohne Grenzen" was injured. According to his reports he got injured during the Unterputzdosenbohren (oder so aehnlich). As we all know the sexual preferences of Maurice, nobody in our team could believe this story… except of me, because I know the power of a Metabo Hammer Drill and if a "Haenfling" as Uwe wants to use it, something like this can happen easily.

Furthermore our Captain Kungfu Fugler was also missing. This was the reason, that the alcohol level on the pitch was far (very far) below of his normal level, at least until "El Presidente" arrived.

The game I can't really remember that well. I guess we played quite well for the first 20 minutes and we have been two goals ahead, after Alex and Korti (or somebody else??) scored. The other team didn’t really want to hurt us and therefore it was quite surprising that Korea scored twice just a few minutes before half-time. The first was a nice shot from far outside and the second a freekick. But according to our master plan "Aufstieg 2009" alles wegpruegeln was kommt, which was developed by a well known consultant named DB, such unforeseen occurrences don’t "beat us out of our shoes" as we are always calculating in, that "train-bar" (Bahnschranke) Nicolas and Olaf (as a replacement for Uwe) "einen schleichen lassen" In the second half our "goal-hunter" Alex made his second goal, thanks to the big support of the Korean defense.

After that we stopped playing football and defended with "men and mouse" We have been begging for a third goal against us, but thanks to our goalie Nicolas and a lot of "pig-luck" (Saudussel) we won the game.

Performance of each player:

Nicolas:
As always
Olaf:
I can’t remember any big mistakes, due to his limited skills I would say: well done
Daniel Wahl:
The performance during Looping Louie afterwards, was a "mirror-picture" (Spiegelbild) of his performance on the pitch. According to some interviews during the following days he can’t remember anything he did during Kotzis Farewell Party. Maybe better for him.
Kotzi:
Last game for the Krauts and big surprise: No injury!!! Special thanks to you Kotzi! All the best in Malaysia and thanks for the great party afterwards!!
Uwe Poetz:
As I already mentioned, this guy was injured. Therefore no own goal this time and no penalties against us.
Alex Weiss:
"Pig-fast" as always
Benny alias Coschta:
improved his german
Kirk:
Before the game he told me: "if I have a run, you have to stay in the defense for me". He had a run for 90 minutes and therefore I wasn’t able to show my "Torgefaehrlichkeit" so it could be hard for me to fulfill my individual target of 20 goals this season.
Manu…nunu:
He always told us, that he is getting older and older but each day slimmer and more handsome and faster and so on. But to describe his performance I would like to use a citation of our honorary member Dragoslav Stapanovic: "Der war spitz wie Lumpi, nur er hat Tor nicht gefunden Und dann er ist in der Abseitsfalle gekommen".
Korti:
After maybe 1 hour sleep and a big night out drinking he surprised me once more and made a goal. Well done.
Mesut:
Nice runs on the right wing
Praesi:
As always our only spectator. Therefore I would like to take the opportunity to describe his lifestyle with a citation of George Best: "Ich habe viel von meinem Geld für Alkohol, Weiber und schnelle Autos ausgegeben. Den Rest habe ich einfach verprasst."
The rest:
As I already told you in the beginning, I can’t really remember that well, but I’m sure that you all played great!!! In the end I have to say, that we showed once more, that we are the strongest team in this league and even if we didn’t play well, nobody can stop us on our way back to premier division!!!!

Well Done Krauts!!

Benny alias Coschta

Saturday, 13.12.2008 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Qilin B - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-1 (0-0)

(Finally the long awaited match report - more than 2 month later. Not only that nobody wanted to touch that match report, it also took some time to digest the anger. But what has to be written has to be written?

Match number 7 of the running season. Last match of the year 2008, opponent the Schuelertruppe Qilin B, only remarkable achievement of them this year was the victory against Sauerkrauts early this season. We already had 18 points in hand, unbeaten this season in the league (…there was something against U-Team, but I can’t really remember...). So everything was set for another 3 points to take as Christmas present.

Classical away match for us in Jinqiao: pitch conditions of the lousiest way imaginable. Seemingly the potato harvest was just finished. More sand than grass, linings hardly recognizable, especially for the Praesi with his well-known "color weakness" Plus darkness hitting already at half-time. Anyway, Pflichtuebung on the way to Premier League Promotion. This time without coach Dirk (already out for Christmas shopping) and Olaf (together with Dirk). In charge Nicolas on the pitch, dictator off the pitch ... you know.

Warm-up looked good, compared to most times before the previous matches. "Schwanentanz" included Nicolas (where else than in the goal, he apologized later "I never let such billiges goal in"), Maurice (still schwul, nothing new here), Daniel (W. not B.), Kirk and Mesut for the defense), Helge (MoM but god knows for what, apology still outstanding!!!, more on that will follow later on), Benni, Peter and Steven and Ralf (Maus not Vogel) as assumed midfield motors. Striker positions with Manu, Alex (under strict supervision of his father) and Thorben. All in all 14 players who were advised to play fully concentrated and not take the match on the “easy shoulder".

But what can you say if nobody listens. We started like a “chicken bunch" and as if we were playing against relegation into 3rd division, which does not even exist yet. Qilin I instead, very motivated to kick the asses of the top team of Division 1 and with unexpected football skills indeed. Strong defense (at least too strong for our strikers) and few but dangerous attacks. Our first 20 minutes were characterized by bad passes from defense throughout the midfield and serious mis-communication in the offense.

It took quite a while for us to get the upper hand of the match but this was more focused on the midfield. But our strikers seemed just without ideas to break their defense. Some highlights in the first half tough but great goalkeeping and defense of Qilin on the ground line. Chances were there but also the "zugenageltes Tor" of Qilin. Like this we stumbled through the first 45 min into the half-time break.

Some serious ***ting around by Nicolas, well about time. We played like "already sitting under the Christmas tree". Not good enough and not like a top team with ambition to walk through the first division. 2nd half with all the hope for are more "gefaelliges" match and better utilization of chances. Wishful thinking: finally our begging was heard by Fussballgott and let happen the 1-0 for Qilin. I spare you the details how this happened, plus I could not clearly see and even what I saw I cannot remember after 2 months.

Weiter gings, hopefully a wake-up call to start playing decent football now. Similar picture like the later part of first half: control in the midfield but too harmless in front of the goal. However, one of our attacks could only be stopped by a Qilin hand = penalty. Helge took the responsibility but also the *** for not making it. 5 meters into the "Winterhimmel". Mein Gott, wie war das nochmal mit dem Moebelwagen?

Runterschlucken, weitermachen! More chances to equalize –among them some 100%ige - came from Manu and Alex. In the meantime it became really dark (not only the match) but the hope to turnaround the match was still there. Time was running against us, still 2 goals required to bring the victory home. 10 minutes before final whistle yet another run on the right wing by Alex, completed with a nice cross which finally landed on Thorben’s foot and from there into the goal 1-1.

One more!!!! ...but not in this match. The whistle came the result stood. 2 points lost, at least still unbeaten. 2008 is over, Christmas coming soon, that’s it - not more not less. Wegtreten! Enjoy your Christmas, if you can. See you back on the pitch in January 2009.

Zurueck ins Praesidium

Saturday, 22.11.2008 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Shanghai Sauerkrauts 06 / Result: 6-1 (4-1)

Its Derby time!!!

No, no,no... it was not Eintracht Frankfurt gegen Kickers Oxxenbach! Even worse!!!

It already started Friday evening (21st November). While some players from the Krauts prepared themselves "on their very own way" at a very famous SPA called "Velvet Lounge" the police had big trouble in down town Shanghai. Hundreds of so called "supporters" from the 1995 founded squad Shanghai Krauts created a huge "mop" at Peoples Square to peacefully sing songs like "Eine Uuu-Baahn...eine Uuu-Baahn..." or "Sooo gehen' die Shanghai Krauts…"....

Unfortunately there are always some "trouble-makers", we do not want to call them fans. According to the press department of SH-police most of them belong to the well-known brutal Krauts - fan club "In die Fresse". We can not confirm that at the end. Burning dumbling-Klitschen and Dazhong-Taxis on the roof were the result... .

The Shanghai special force police did not like that so much - so most of those supporters got quickly arrested and stayed the complete weekend in prison.

So it happened that on Saturday the Shanghai Krauts traveled to Tianma with almost no supporters at all (except some ladies.... On the other side - the Sauerkrauts 06!!, newly formed in 2006 and, lets say, still on a good way to find their rhythm in the First Division of the SIFL, they arrived highly motivated, confident and with a large amount of "singkraeftigen" Fans on the pitch.

“Dem Favoriten ein Bein stellen" - but how? It was speculated what kind of strategy and line up "Trainer-Fuchs" Helmut "Quaelix" Dicknoether… some said they want to play a 2-4-5 system with no goalkeeper. Anyway, let’s take a serious look to the match facts. Important to know, both goalkeepers were missing.

Sauerkrauts: With only 1 win so far, the Sauerkrauts wanted to show better this time. With probably the strongest and largest squad this year, the chances were not to bad to do so.

The line up from the Sauerkrauts: Dirk - Helmut, Stefan E., Ole, Timo - Carlo, Erich, Bilgin, Qi - Eric, Aydin. On the bench: Daniel (ed: not to verwechseln mit Herr Praesident, he did not even make the bench!) Alan, Christoph, Johann, Marc, Gerrit, Uwe ("Wadenbeisser"), Marco, Ole, Juergen "Dalian-Import" and trialist Stefan.

Shanghai Krauts: "Verletzungsgeplagt" - many well known names were missing on the match list. Middle field motor Helge VF, the defense specialists Ralf Vogelma and of course Kottzi were missing due to injuries, not to forget the goalkeeper Mr. Manila Nicolas. Still, the Krauts could get a good and competitive line-up on the field. The still slightly injured Defense-boss Olaf P. played as a goalkeeper today.

Olaf P. - Benny, Daniel W., Mesut - Korti, Lennart, Henrik, Kirk, Nils - Alex, Manu. On the bench: Maurice (ed. remember, the one with the schwul name and responsible for the relegation of Krauts - on the other side, thanks to him this derby was possible at all), Franz, Thorben, Mathias

Kick off: 2pm at Tianma
The match started quiet powerful from both sides with slight advantage for the Sauerkrauts in the first minutes. The first chance of the match came up for the Krauts, but the shot from Manu was to weak to "ueberwinden" Dirk W. Then suddenly a high ball from the midfield was played to striker Eric Nerlinger and a clear "Abstimmungsfehler" between Goalie Olaf and Sweeper Benny lead to the 1:0 for the Sauerkrauts (06 min = now called the "Sauerkrauts- minute". A very nice goal from Eric!

Slightly shocked as well as surprised about the "frech aufspielenden" Sauerkrauts the Krauts found quickly back to the game. A free kick from Lennart somehow found the way inside of Dirks goal. His shot (maybe 3.5km/h) rolled 1 meter beside Dirk in the net. Where was the diving Dirk???

Then the Krauts realized that if they really want to show to be Nr.1 at the end of the year, much more effort would be necessary to beat the strong Sauerkrauts. The Krauts had much space in the midfield, not much defensive pressure enabled the Krauts to play the ball around almost the way they wanted to. The Sauerkrauts defense stood quiet deep in the beginning of the match, but they could not avoid two fast goals from Alex and Korti to bring the Krauts to a deserved 3:1 lead (20. + 32. min.)

Afterwards a strong (ed. aber gewohnt langsam) "Alleingang" from Manu almost found the way into the goal but after leaving 3 Sauerkrauts players behind he should have played to the better positioned Kortmann, but he took the shot and the ball "kratzte ueber die Latte". In the following minutes Korti could have scored more, but the "Koelsche Schule" did not focus so much on scoring it seems.

Then…she came - Thorben’s "Sternstunde". Substituted for Henrik shortly before, almost at the middle line he got the ball and started a run. 20 meters in front of the goal he "fasste sich ein Herz" and hammered the ball the top left corner (41 min). No chance for Dirk. In Hessen we would say, "der hats Baellsche schee in de Wingel geleeeescht…"

4:1, which was also the half time result in a tough but fair played game. Especially Uwe and Manu had tough "Zweikaempfe". If Uwe was not substituted in the 2nd half he probably would have followed Manu even to the toilette and try to tackle him over there. The Sauerkrauts played well in the first half but were a little unlucky and not good positioned when the Krauts scored. Bilgin tried everything in the midfield to give some impulse but at the end it was "brotlose Kunst".

In the 2nd half, the match firstly "plaetscherte so vor sich hin". Some chances here and there. The biggest ones from Lennart on the Krauts and from Carlo on the Sauerkrauts side, who both missed to score alone in front of the goal keeper.

In the 72 minute the left midfield tank Henrik N. made a fast run ("ei ich sachs ja, wenn de aamol so a gazell mit de hand gefange hast..") on the side line, a wonderful, sharp and high ball (over goalkeeper Dirk) found Korti smashing the ball inside for 5:1 lead. Then a minute of pain. After he was basically through and was running alone, Timo S. came from behind and of course only focused on the ball - but unfortunately Manu’s left foot was in between. He left the pitch for Lennart and cooled, cursed and "haderte". Still, he went back inside the match and 4 minutes before the end, he could score the final score of 6:1. Kortmann won the tackling against Stefan and Marco, almost passed Dirk as well and Manu took the chance to shoot in the empty goal.

Some say he stole this goal from Korti. "Tordieb" and "Trittbrettfahrer" was written in die Koelner version of BILD, but we can not confirm that from here.

Men of the matches were Bilgin and Manu - due to whatever reason.

That was it, the first ever played official Derby between Sauerkrauts 06 and Shanghai Krauts. A nice day with some beautiful goals and of course later on with the perfect ending with the club party / bbq and beer at the Club House…in - somewhere in China, far away from downtown. Thanks again Helmut for the organisation!!

The bus ride was like in old times. Nice high profile songs and a couple of half liter asahi’s were downed on the way to the club party. At the club Mr. Pfaffinger in person (joa guat eeh de hats oafach draaufff) celebrated some songs "zum besten". With some humba’s and "ein schlafendes Maedchen am Ufer ich fand…ohoooooohoohoooolalalala". It was a fantastic evening.

Then between 1-2am most of the squad went to chill out the evening at the SPA "Velvet Lounge". We heard that there was a little after party going on. We also heard about some stories from some guys how the evening ended, but we do not go into further details here.

Frei nach dem Motto: "Isch bin kein Taenzer…isch bin Figger!"

At the end, I think we can all be proud to play for this amazing club in Shanghai. Even though we played against each other today, at the end …"we are ooone TEAM!!".

Best preparation for Phuket, Maenner - es wird wieder verdammt geil und wir freuen uns alle drauf!!! Dieses Jahr holen wir das Ding!!!!!

Euer.
Kronauimo aka. Manununununununuuuuuuu........

Saturday, 15.11.2008 / Hebiguchi Cup
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - U-Team / Result: 2-6 (1-3)

„My english is not so good - my German is better?(Loddar). In diesem Sinne wird dieser Bericht in Deutsch eingefasst! (ed.: At least you DID write!)

Mit höchster Motivation und 8 Mann im 35 Sitzer-Bus (und immer noch keinen Cheerleaders, Peter we have to talk!!!) ging es zum Erstrundenmatch im Hebiguchi Cup gegen das, bis dato, noch ungeschlagene U-Team. In den schon legendären Spielansprachen vom Coach Dirk (sie werden mit uns „dog and cat?spielen), wurden wir auf die kommenden 90 Minuten eingestimmt. Daraus resultierend, wollten wir mit dem altbewährten 3-5-2 System den Chinesen so richtig in die Suppe spucken.

Gesagt tun getan.

In den ersten 20 Minuten konnten wir den Gelbhäuten paroli bieten und spielten passabel auf. Nur vereinzelte harmlose Torschuesse wurden zugelassen und die taktische Ausrichtung, erst ab der Mittellinie anzugreifen, gut eingehalten. Doch dann, aus heiterem Himmel, viel mit einem Sonntagsschuss am Samstag, das 1:0 für das U-Team. Der Ball kam über unsere linke Seite in den Strafraum, wurde zu kurz in die Mitte abgewehrt und landete im Giebel.

Doch das konnte uns nicht schocken und die Antwort kam postwendend. Nach kurzem hin- und her auf der rechten Seite, kam der Ball durch einen Steilpass in den Lauf von Lennart, der den selbigen mustergültig zum Ausgleich am Torwart vorbeispitzeln konnte. Danach zerlief das Spiel zusehends und mit dem Ausfall von Helge (Rücken) verloren wir die Kontrolle im Mittelfeld. Dies nutzten die Chinesen aus und erhöhten bis zum Halbzeitpfiff auf 3:1.

Eingepeitscht vom Präsi Daniel, ging es in die zweite Hälfte. Wir erwischten den besseren Start und wurden gleich mit dem Anschlusstreffer belohnt. Durch einen gewonnenen Zweikampf im Mittelfeld, kam der Ball zu Alex, der sich entlang der linke Seite durchtankte, die Nerven vor dem Goli behielt und gekonnt einlochte. Da war sie wieder, die grosse Chance, dem Favoriten ein Bein zu stellen. Das gelang auch in der Folgezeit sehr gut, da das U-Team einen Gang hochschaltete und wir uns nur noch mit Fouls helfen konnten. Resultierend viel das 4:2 aus einem direkten Freisto?

Danach ließen die Kräfte bei uns nach und die einheimischen übten noch mehr Druck aus. Leichte Hitze überkam den doch so schönen Fussballnachmittag und eine kleine Unstimmigkeit zwischen dem Schiri und Emil über die Kartenwahl (das erste Angebot wurde „ausgeschlagen? dezimierte uns auf 10 Mann. Ein Aufbäumen war dann nicht mehr in Sicht, obwohl unser Präsi immer noch lauthals den Sieg einfahren wollte „Da geht noch was! Das ist doch eine einfache Kiste, hier!!? (ed: Jetzt ohne Scheiss, das war wirklich machbar, schliesslich war Maurice nicht da!).

Der Rest war Formsache. Zwei weitere Geschenke verteilt und mit einem 6:2 ging die Partie verdient an das technisch und physisch stärkere U-Team. Nun können wir uns voll und ganz auf das erklärte Saisonziel, dem direkten Wiederaufstieg, konzentrieren. Frei nach Loddar: “Es ist wichtig, da?man neunzig Minuten mit voller Konzentration an das nächste Spiel denkt?geht es nächste Woche gegen unsere „zweite?die Sauerkrauts.

Zickezacke
Euer, Huelse

Saturday, 08.11.2008 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Voodoo - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-3 (0-1)

MoM - "Manu oh (mein) Manu:

The Krauts looked forward to playing this game due to several reasons. 1st game in Century Park, play the direct contender for the top of the standing, following up the run we had, playing the English etc...

It was supposed to become one of the fighting matches in particular as of the "Inselaffen" gave us the motivation we just need during warm up. One of them told Helge:" you´re going down today". As of a sudden you saw this special lightning in the eyes of the Krauts and the tension that is needed for a game like this appeared. Thanks to the stupid Tommy. Two things didn´t turn out as expected. 1st it was a f... French that challenged us mostly and 2nd the match was decided by beautiful combinations and goals - großer Fußball - less than fights.

The game started and we were quite unorganised in the beginning. But after a long pass on Korti, he could leave his opponent behind, pass the goalie and scored for 1:0 from right side of the box. We stabilised our midfield and got control of the game. Till half time (1:0) it was a tight match and an equalizer for the voodoos would have been O.K.

Before the game came into its finale there were still two appearances to be mentioned. 1st after Daniel Wahl (had a tough night before and came quite late) noticed that his opponent was much faster than himself and entered the box he still tried to clear the situation with a 3m jump. It resulted in a clear penalty which, again, was saved by Nicolas. Let me say that from my point of view this could have been the turn-key of the match. Thanks to Nicolas! 2nd after Olaf had to leave due to injury, Benni took over the sweeper, the honour of captain came to Helge. First time captain of the Shanghai Krauts.Congratulation and cheers!!???

Afterwards Lennard was able to score the 2:0 after great effort of Alex on the left side. He got the ball, left his opponent behind and crossed with the left foot on Lennard. Well done. The Tommys managed to score the 2:1 but let´s not talk too much about it because then it was time for Manu´s TRAUMTOR. Again similar situation as the 2:0. A break through on the left side, a cross into the centre and than Manu managed to put the ball from half left position in the box with his right sidefoot "Aussenrist" into the lower right corner of the goal. Just great. I didn´t see such a nice goal since ages.

The match was decided and MoM Manu celebrated.

Well done Krauts!

Your Capitano a.k.a. “Sudden Death?

Saturday, 01.11.2008 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Malones Anzac Shooters FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-2 (0-1)

(Ed: Match report Written by Uwe Poetz, so please excuse his English skills, I know he tried his best! In consequence: even if you put a German word into the on-line dictionary and the right equivalent comes out, it does not make always sense in a complete sentence. )

First of all, I am wondering why my report about the 5th game took the 3nd (ed: he means 3rd) place on the webpage. After carrying on an investigation into it (it is not so difficult in China, because Big Brother is recording everything), I find out that the report of the opening game from Daniel Wahl and the report of the 2nd game from Kotzi is still missing.

@Daniel and Kotzi: If you have trouble to compose the match report due to your English level below the bottom of the ocean, please do not hesitate to contact me. I will support you. (ed: a la Uwe without boundaries, “Wo drueckt der Schuh? “Heaven, Ass and Thread?(Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn), it can not be too difficult to find some simple words.

I am a little bit disappointed, because honestly I don’t know what to write. Everyone knows that I am not a great writer or a standout storyteller, so it is even more difficult for me to write a report about the match last Saturday without some “Steilvorlagen?from my team buddies.

Again we started in the morning at 8.00 am from the SPOT BAR in Tongren Lu.To my astonishment (please check it on internet what does it mean ) Mr. Helge von Fugler showed up so early, cause the bus driver was already instructed to pick up Helge and Ralf Maus at the Dragon Club

. At about 9.00 am we arrived at the “Green Investment?(Grün-Anlage) in Tianma. “I believe I was kicked by a horse? because immediately I noticed that our peewee player Alex was still totally drunken. The second peewee player Lennart was laid low with a flu.

After the warm-up with the well know 5:2, “It knocks me out of the socks?in which way our dear trainer Dirk makes the team-selection. Our keeper (the number one ) was not a “number one? cause he even doesn’t have a number on his Shirt.

@Nicolas: You can print it on your shirt for 10 kuai in the Carefour. Manu was positioned as a typical ?? but he wore a ?1????.

Shortly after analyzing the results of the previous games of the “Anzac Shooters? our president “Schlau-Berger?(“Clever-Mountain? observed that it would not be a easy game for us and we could not beat them on a “Beer Cap?(Bierdeckel) like the “Crazy Turks?last week. The weather conditions were also not easy, cause the pitch was wet and we still had “Down-Beat?(Niederschlag).

We started just on time at 10.00 am with 3 substitutes.

After two minutes Korti already had a wonderful chance to shoot the first goal.“My dear Mister Singing-Club? it was a nice combination from the midfield. In the 10th minute Manu made a nice shoot on the wet pitch from 25 m, but the goalie caught it. Then 15 minutes later Korti had the 4th great chance of the game with a header, again unlucky. In the 30th minute it was the moment of Korti. After a “Passstafette?form the midfield and a pass from Mesut; Korti shoot a goal. Unfortunately it was a offside goal and the “Caipan?refused it.

3 minutes before the halftime Henne shoot from 25 meters like a “Strich?and the keeper was not able to catch the ball. “Pigstrong?(Saustark) Manunu react fast and shove the ball into the goal.

Halftime

I know that “all start is heavy? but after the half-time the team did not enter into the game and Dirk shouted at the margin like a “camel driver? In the 48th minute Helge shoot from 20 meter one of the nice Villas at the golfcourt dead. 7 minutes later Korti copy Helge and shoot the second Villa. In the 89th minute I wrote already on my crib, that this was a typical “Arbeitssieg? But then the “lucky Mushroom?( Glückspilz ) Helge shoot in the last minute a nice goal. The keeper of the Anzac Shooters?was already disintegrated and after a corner in our 16 meter box. So Helge shoot the ball from 70 meter to the goal and start to run like “from the Tarantula bitten? He run with lifted arms and the ball into the goal and shoot the 2:0.

Everyone was lucky about this victory and after 4 games in the league we had already 12 points on our account.

Then “I think my pig is whistling? cause the first comment I got from Nicolas after the 2:0 result: “The only reason that we play to ??is because you was not on the pitch? (I will reconsider my team membership and complain at the team management, ed: ACCEPTED!, viel Glueck beim “Fahrrad kaufen woollen…”)

Squad: Nicolas Moeller, Olaf Philipp, Daniel Wahl, Mesut Dogan, Ralf Maus, Helge von Fugler, Nils Heinrich, Thorben Schroeder, Christian Kortmann, Alexander Weiss, Henrik Nuebold, Peter Gao, Kirk Fernandes, Emanuel Kronauer

Man of the match: Ralf Maus

Saturday, 25.10.2008 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Crazy Turks / Result: 14-1 (5-1)

Match report of Game Day 3, Krauts vs Kebabs

(ED: Written by Nicoals the “always good for a goal?Moeller, text corrected in 3 hours by President himself)

700am Saturday morning, after 4 hours of sleep and a big night out drinking it was time to wake up for another wonderful day filled with plenty of football. Even though the meeting time of 0800am is for some people even on working days still middle of the night, most people except our President (special entrance as usual) and Kirk, who got lost on the way from Manhattan to Spot ( yes it`s a long way), were on time and ready for a big day.

The biggest story of the day was actually heard long after the game, but let`s start with the football first.Once again a big squad of 17 or so players out against the kebabs, who had in the first 2 games conceded 15 goals and made 48 wrong throw ins. A small shock in the morning when news came through that our sweeper Olaf had to cancel on short notice, but a short call to the gaffer (Dirk) gave us the necessary reassurance, everything is prepared. Until 4am in the morning, the gaffer prepared all possible game plans (altogether 1384 possible scenarios), which even included the bus driver filling in as emergency striker next to yours only Daniel Berger.

Therefore the loss of Olaf for this game only was a minor challenge, but no problem. (actually on Thursday night rumors were going around that coach wanted to bench Olaf so that he can take over the sweeper position once he is fit again, you call that sawing on the chair, right??…let`s see what is going to happen next weekend)?

Anyway, game got started and before I even woke up, we were already up 4-0. 2 goals by Alex, a great shot by Lennart (actually not really that great) and Thorben put us quickly in a comfortable position. All that was done with big support of the opposing goalkeeper, who looked more like a volleyball player eating kebab than a football goalie, punching every single ball around and mostly back into our feet.

Soon after, our game broke down, main reason was that at 1020am and while winning 4-0, el Presidente was still drinking coffee and not beer. Many of the players were concerned about his well being and looked more to the sideline than towards the kebabs. It was then up to Uwe P. (with great support from Bennie) to once again making a statement for the opposition by scoring his 5th own goal of the season and closing the gap to 3 goals. However, 4 false throw ins and a long ball to Alex later, the difference of 4 goals was restored again, nothing else happened until halftime.

Strategy for the 2nd half was clear, beat our team record which still stands at 15-1. Looking at the quality of the kebabs, this was more than possible. It helped that Uwe P. finally realized that he is playing for the Krauts and not against them. He assisted with some wonderfully played deeps balls on at least 4 goals in the second half when the krauts really poured it down on the poor turkey team. 9 more goals followed in the second half as the krauts easily cruised towards their 3rd win of the season. Goals were scored by Alex (4 more in the second half), Sandro (3), Ali and Korti (yes he finally scored after hitting the post 8 times in his first 2 games..). we should have scored at least another 10 goals, but a certain player missed the open net around 8 times from 2m out, so if we do not get promoted because of goal difference, you know whom to thank.

Highlight of the second half wasn’t really any goal, Alex was 4 times faster than any of the kebabs, easily overrunning them again and again to score and set up easy goals. No, the highlight nod goes to Korti`s false throw in, his perfect Ballerina style by having his leg and upper part of the body in a 180 degree horizontal position was so elegant and beautiful that even the opposing goalie had tears in his eyes. This was probably also the reason why he let in another few harmless shots.

Anyway, 14-1 final score, man of the match was Sandro, Krauts now on top of the league hopefully until end of the season.

A couple of beers and back into the bus, where we later made the most amazing discoveries about the real person behind, Maurice P. from Cologne.

I have long been thinking how to describe and re-tell the story we heard in the bus, but how can you possibly describe someone who is pissing in his own cabinet because he can not find the toilet at home and who is told by the players he plays against that “I am only kicking you because you look like *** (scheisse)????

At least we know by now why and how Uwe “ohne Grenzen ?passed the final exam in school ?and yes as you can all imagine it was not because he was so good in German or English ( he doesn’t even speak both languages up to now, only some Westerwaelder dialect which nobody understands except for Christian K.). For privacy reasons, I can not tell you the details on how he finally passed the exam, but I give you a few hints and leave the rest up to your Imagination; it had something to do with the following : 55 year old female teacher, teaching German, school trip, bar, drinking, grade 5 in German, failing the exam, 2am, thinking, more drinking, start talking to teacher, flirting, teachers room, licking, banging, wet, happy teacher, grade 4 in German, passing the final exam.

All clear now? Next episode from “Uwe ohne Grenzen - wo drueckt der Schuh??(translation for our English readers: Uwe without boundariers, where does the shoe pinch?, translation for our east German readers: well, no translation because you have to learn reading first..) will follow next weekend, see you then.

Saturday, 18.10.2008 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Shanghai Cosmos / Result: 2-1 (1-1)

I could write hell of stories why this match report comes so late or what went wrong. But my only comment is: “Verlass dich auf dich selber sonst bist du verlassen? Ok noch eins: „Leg dich gehackt!

And since my involvement in the league leaves me with limited time only, especially to write match reports myself, despite having 30 adults in the club I only forward an excerpt of the interview given by the President myself with a well-known German football magazine which lasted “only?13 hours. The interview started directly after the match and lasted with a couple of „handgreiflichen Unterbrechungen?until Sunday morning.

Euer „von der Presse genervte?Daniel

Originalauszug des Interviews vom 18.10. 2008:

Gigger:
Hallo Daniel, schön dass du Zeit gefunden hast. Das letzte Interview mit dir liegt bereits 4,5 Jahre zurück. Warum waren sie solange nicht mehr oeffentlich zu sprechen.

Krauts:
Seit wann duzen Sie mich. Herr Praesident, bitte!

Gigger:
Entschuldigung. Herr Präsident, wie fühlen Sie sich?

Krauts:
So einigermassen.

Gigger:
Wieso? Sie haben doch gewonnen.

Krauts:
Ja gut, wir haben uns vor der Saison ambitionierte Ziele gesetzt: Direktaufstieg, jedes Spiel mit 5 Toren Differenz zu gewinnen, ausser das Club-Derby, dass wollen wir mit 7 Toren Unterschied an die Sauerkrauts geben. Da passt also das 2-1 nicht so ins Gesamtkonzept.

Gigger:
Achso! Meinen Sie nicht, das ist etwas ueberheblich? Sie haben 2006-2007 eine sehr harte Saison gehabt und sind knapp dem Abstieg entgangen, letzte Saison dann Totalausfall und der Abstieg. Und jetzt ein solches Saisonziel?

Krauts:
zzzzhhh, hey, whom?

Gigger:
Aua, warum schlagen Sie gleich zu? Und dann gleich auf die Schneidezaehne?

Krauts:
Sorry, fuer die Entgleisung, aber lassen sie die Anspielungen.

Gigger:
Ok, versprochen. Sagen Sie Herr Präsident, sind Sie ansonsten zufrieden mit der Leistung?

Krauts:
Nein.

Gigger:
Aha. Interessant.

Krauts:
Schauen Sie sich doch selbst die globale Lage an. Finanzkrise, Umweltbelastung, ungelöste Krisen im mittleren Osten. Und dazu die wirtschaftliche Lage in Deutschland. Zwar gibt es erste positive Tendenzen einer wirtschaftlichen Erholung, dennoch bleiben die Strukturprobleme. Dazu noch das politische Umfeld und Uneinigkeit der Reformbemühungen. Viele meiner Freunde sind arbeitslos. Da fragen Sie mich ob ich mit der Leistung zufrieden bin.

Gigger:
Herr Präsident, machen Sie es uns nicht so schwer, wir sind nur Sportjournalisten. Ich meinte eigentlich Ihre Zufriedenheit in Bezug auf das Spiel. Ihr Kommentar?

Krauts:
Ja gut, es war ein schweres Spiel heute, mit wenig Torchancen auf beiden Seiten. Dennoch: wir haben das Spiel während der gesamten Länge des Spiels sowie vor- und nachher dominiert. Wir haben unsere Torchancen genutzt, zweimal getroffen und mit der Routine „einzelner erfahrener Leute?das Spiel über die 90 Minuten gebracht. Ich bin recht zufrieden mit der Leistung der Mannschaft, wir sind aber erst bei 50% Potenzialausschöpfung.

Gigger:
Gilt „Potenzialausschoepfung?fuer alle?

Krauts:
Nein. Ausnahme ist Maurice, der steht erst bei 10%.

Gigger:
Maurice? Was ist das denn für ein schwuler Name? Kommt der aus Koeln?

Krauts:
Keine Ahnung, ich weiss nur, dass er massgeblich fuer den Abstieg im letzten Jahr verantwortlich war.

Gigger:
Und dann spielt er noch?

Krauts:
Wissen Sie, wir haben auch eine soziale Verantwortung als Verein. Aber jetzt bitte weiter mit Fussball.

Gigger:
Nachvollziehbar. Vieles war Stückwerk heute, häufiger Spielaufbau durch lange Abschläge und weite Pässe. Wo war ihr Mittelfeld?

Krauts:
Wollen Sie jetzt das Spiel in den Dreck ziehen und die Mannschaft kritisieren.

Gigger:
Nein. Um Himmelswillen. Aber Fakt ist doch, dass es im Mittelfeld nicht so rund lief wie im Spiel zuvor.

Krauts:
Haben Sie das Spiel heute ndenn überhaupt gesehen?

Gigger:
Ja, ich stand gleich an der Außenlinie.

Krauts:
Ach, dass waren Sie mit dem Tsingdao in der Hand.

Gigger:
Nein. Nein. Ich habe das doch für Sie kurz gehalten, damit sie sich eine Zigarette anzuenden koennen. Übrigens sie konnten kaum noch stehen und sind mir sogar in die Kamera gefallen. Deswegen gibt es ja auch seit der 5 Minute an keine bewegten Bilder mehr.

Krauts:
Mann. Ausreden habt ihr. Also: letzte Woche war es auch ein anderer Gegner, heute die Inselaffen spielen einfach anders, haerter, nicht so geschmeidig.

Gigger:
Nochmal zur Frage, warum sie solange nicht fuer die Presse zur Verfuegung standen, sie lieben doch sonst so die Oeffentlichkeit.

Krauts:
Ich bin ehrlich zu ihnen, es waren harte Jahre auch für mich persoenlich sowohl privat als auch im Fussball, wir haben seit dem 3. Platz in der Saison 2004-2005 nie wieder die Leistung gebracht, die wir dem Publikum und unseren Sponsoren schuldig sind. Und ihr habt immer mit einem Weissbier in der Hand im Sessel gesessen und das Spiel kritisiert, das war einfach zu viel. Ich hatte die Schnauze von euch voll.

Gigger:
Hatten sie nie an Ruecktritt gedacht?

Krauts:
Doch, aber ich habe nicht ansatzweise jemanden mit meinem Potenzial gesehen, der das haette uebernehmen koennen.

Gigger:
Aber da war doch so ein Tuerke, wie heisst der Bilgin? Der hatte sich doch angeboten.

Krauts:
? was hatte ich gerade gesagt. Und was meinen sie denn warum ich den Zusatz „nicht ansatzweise?gebraucht habe?

Gigger:
Herr Präsident. Zurück zum Spiel. Sie waren heute 18 Leute. Im letzten Spiel 17. Wir erinnern uns and die letzte Saison. Da hatten Sie kaum eine funktionierende Mannschaft gehabt.

Krauts:
Wir waren in einer schwierigen Phase. Viele Stammspieler waren nicht verfügbar, auf Geschäftsreisen zum Beispiel, bei irgendwelchen Veranstaltungen, einige arbeiteten sogar. Es schien als lief zumindest das China-Geschäft der deutschen Industrie.

Gigger:
Jetzt fangen Sie schon wieder an. Dieses Jahr ist Ihr Spieler-Kontigent gro?genug, oder?

Krauts:
Ja, aber wir muessen aufpassen, dass alle gesund bleiben und nicht wieder das Verletzungspech hinzukommt. Bereits am ersten Spieltag hat es Franz erwischt. Heute Kottzi mit Zehnagelabriss. Auch Helge ist momentan etwas angeschlagen, sonst wäre es richtig rundgegangen im Mittelfeld.

Gigger:
Also doch. Im Mittelfeld lief es nicht rund.

Krauts:
Ich sage mal: „Ein Pferd springt nur so hoch wie es muss? Haben sie sein Tor gesehen, das wollte er machen.

Gigger:
Zur Aufstellung: Sie spielen in diesem Jahr 3-5-2. Ist das nicht zu altmodisch?

Krauts:
Ist mir egal, ich stehe nicht mehr in der sportlich-taktischen Verantwortung?

Gigger:
Richtig. Sie haben sich einen Fussball- Propheten geangelt.

Krauts:
Eher Fussball- Professor. Aber korrekt, Dirk denkt und lebt Fussball.

Gigger:
Haben sie denn keinen Einfluss auf die Aufstellung mehr?

Krauts:
Nicht wirklich, brauche ich auch nicht. Dirk macht das gut und wie sie sehen erfolgreich. Einziger Streitpunkt ist immer der Torwart.

Gigger:
Und die anderen 10?

Krauts:
Ja gut, in der Abwehr stand „Capitano?Olaf, Kottzi, Maurice und Huelse. Spaeter dann noch Matthias, Jia Wei und Kirk. Die haben alle einen Superjob gemacht, nur leider hat Maurice wieder einen durchgelassen. Im Mittelfeld kompakt, Helge, Benni, Peter und Benni, dazu noch Henrik, Ralf M. und Ali. Vorne im Sturm mit Lennard, Thorben und Sandro.

Gigger:
Ich habe einige Neuzugänge gehört. Wie haben sich die Spieler in die Mannschaft integriert.

Krauts:
Sehr gut, Kirk wurde unter der Woche geholt...

Gigger:
Ja, aus den Restbeständen der Seoul Drinkers.

Krauts:
Was soll das denn heißen. Er wurde ganz normal verpflichtet, von „ausgemustert?kann nicht die Rede sein.

Gigger:
Und die anderen.

Krauts:
Ali ist eigentlich kein neuer Spieler. Spielte ja bis zur letzten Saison im Mittelfeld. Sandro S. kennen sie, aus den Urlaubskatalogen. Lennard ist zusammen mit Alex und Emil vom deutschen Schulteam gewechselt.

Gigger:
Noten?

Krauts:
1+. Haben sie nicht den Freistoss von Lennard zum entscheidenden 2-1 gesehen.

Gigger:
Doch, toll. Wie lange bleibt er?

Krauts:
Wir reden derzeit mit ihm und Alex über eine Vertragsverlängerung bis 2010. Ich bin derzeit in Verhandlungen mit der Klassenlehrerin Frau …….

Gigger:
Details?

Krauts:
Kein Kommentar.

Gigger:
Apropos Verträge. Man munkelt, dass einige Spieler mit den derzeitigen Verträgen nicht zufrieden sind und mit anderen Vereinen verhandeln. „Manunu??letzte Woche noch Torschuetze - ist derzeit in Deutschland und spricht mit Vereinen der 2. Bundesliga. Vogelma wurde letzte Woche mit dem Manager von Hoffenheim gesehen, Korti macht Probetraining in Koeln und Maurice scheint mit den „Shooters?fast einig zu sein.

Krauts:
An den derzeitigen Verträgen gibt es nichts zu rütteln. Wenn jemand anfängt zu diskutieren, dass er bei Judy 70% Discount haben will und im Mannschaftsbus immer vorne sitzen will, da hört jedes Verständnis auf. Da bleibt das Management hart. Wir sind doch nicht im Kindergarten. Und da unsere Verträge lebenslang sind, kommt man da nicht einfach raus.

Gigger:
Leidet nicht die Motivation darunter.

Krauts:
Kein keineswegs. Wir haben den Spielern ja auch einiges zu bieten.

Gigger:
Was denn zum Beispiel?

Krauts:
90 Minuten Spielgarantie, hohes Tempo und präzise Pässe vorausgesetzt. Motivation durch harte aber faire Einzelkritik. 2 kalte Bier nach Spielende. Kostenloser Transport zum und vom Spiel. Reicht das nicht?

Gigger:
Allerhand. Kann ich bei Ihnen mitmachen?

Krauts:
Welche Position?

Gigger:
Praesident!

Krauts:
Jetzt hau ich dir aber ......

-- kurze Unterbrechung aufgrund medizinischer Behandlung --

Gigger:
Autsch?Herr Präsident, war doch nur ein Scherz.

Krauts:
Achso, ja tut mir leid mit dem Auge.

Gigger:
Man merkt Sie stehen unter hohem Druck. In der Tat war dieser Samstag wieder eine Doppelbelastung für Sie, psychisch und physisch. Sie haben aber gut durchgehalten.

Krauts:
(etwas geschmeichelt) Ja, ich habe mich nur in den Dienst der Mannschaft gestellt aber heute morgen vor dem Spiel hatte nix mit Fussball zu tun.

Gigger:
Zu den Toren. Sie sind recht früh in Rueckstand geraten, 10. Minute glaube ich. Da sah die Abwehr nicht so gut aus. Sie haben sich aber nicht aufgegeben und sind durch Kampf wieder ins Spiel gekommen. Als dann aber nicht mehr viel zusammenlief, hat Helge das gemacht was die Nummer ?0?machen muss, das Heft in die Hand genommen und den Ball in das Tor gekaempft. Vor der Pause dann aber noch mal Gefahr. Foul von Maurice im Strafraum ?Elfmeter. Aber Super pariert von Nikolas. 2. Halbzeit haben sie domiert aber viel zu wenig draus gemacht. Das schoene Freisstoss-Tor verdient, aber in Summe wieder der Mythos des deutschen Fussballs „Nicht immer schoen aber effizient?

Krauts:
Ich sagte bereits, es war ein schweres Spiel. Viele waren schon zum Anpfiff am Ende ihrer Leistung, außerdem wollten wir unbedingt in der Defensive gut spielen, da gab es klare Signale. Das frühe Gegentor ging wieder auf die Kappe von Maurice. Das Foul zum Elfmeter war aber mit dem Management abgestimmt. Nikolas braucht halt diese Situationen. Bis zum entscheidenden Freisstoss- Tor kam allerdings nicht viel herum. Möglicherweise lag es aber auch daran, dass der Sturm nicht mehr richtig stand.

Gigger:
Jetzt werden Sie aber ironisch.

Krauts:
........................

Gigger:
Herr Präsident. Hallo.

Krauts:
Oh, Entschuldigung, kurz eingeschlafen. Wie war die Frage?

Gigger:
Defensiv waren Sie ja wirklich ganz gut, allerdings haben sie es wieder nicht geschafft zu null zu spielen. Gab es ein Einzelgespräch mit dem Torhüter.

Krauts:
Ach, am Torhüter gibt es nichts zu rütteln. Wir haben den besten Torhüter der gesamten Liga. Soviel steht fest. Leider passieren immer wieder ein paar dumme Fehler. Klar die Torhüter sehen dann immer so aus als hätten sie Schuld. Aber heute haben wir hinten wieder „Beton angerührt?den die Liga in der Form selten sieht. Halt wie in Zeiten von Ansgar ?Gerri ?Jochen.

Gigger:
Vor allem Olaf hat heute viel zu tun gehabt.

Krauts:
Meinen Sie im Spiel?

Gigger:
Ja, in der Abwehr. Er hat viele Zweikämpfe gewonnen gegen seinen direkten Gegenspieler. Oft wurde ihm aber von der Gegenseite zu grobes Einsteigen vorgeworfen. Auch Maurice war schwer unter Druck, er wurde sogar von seinem Gegenspieler ganz boese beleidigt.

Krauts:
Erstmal. Olaf hat alle!! Zweikämpfe gewonnen und ist damit seinen Erwartungen gerecht geworden. Da brauche ich nicht gro?zu loben, das ist selbstverständlich. Keinesfalls ist er zu grob eingestiegen. Alles fair und legal. Und zur Bemerkung gegenüber Maurice, die ich auch gehört habe: Nun gut, das liegt eher daran, dass das Verständnis für Aestetik bei seinem Gegenspieler nicht besonders gut ausgeprägt war.

Gigger:
Wie geht’s weiter?

Krauts:
Nächsten Samstag, 10:00 Uhr gegen die Tuerken. Dann hoffentlich wieder mit Korti, Alex, Manunu usw. Wie auch immer, wir reisen an um zu gewinnen.

Gigger:
Ja, es gibt noch eine Rechnung zu begleichen mit den Tuerken.

Krauts:
Kann mich nicht erinnern!!!!

Gigger:
Doch, im „Anadolu?letzte Woche.

Krauts:
Achso, war doch nur nen Doener ohne alles.

Gigger:
Und wo sehen Sie die Krauts am Ende der Liga?

Krauts:
Also die Krauts werden mit Sicherheit nicht am Ende der Liga stehen, wir peilen immer noch den Direktaufstieg an. Dafür werden wir alles tun, möglicherweise auch gerichtlich.

Gigger:
Na dann viel Glück. Herzlichen Dank für das Interview.

Krauts:
Ja nichts zu danken, soll ich sie noch mitnehmen in die Tong Ren Lu. Judy feiert heute ihr 15-jaehriges Jubilaeum. Da wird wieder gefeiert bis der Arzt kommt.

Gigger:
Nee, mir reichts jetzt.

Krauts:
Na denn, bis die Tage.

Saturday, 11.10.2008 / SIFL 1st Division
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Crown ReUnited / Result: 4-2 (2-1)

Finally the season started on the 11th of October. After the European Championship and the Olympics all Couch potatoes find their way to back to Tianma to start project “Aufstieg 2008/2009? Finally the season started on the 11th of October. After the European Championship and the Olympics all Couch potatoes find their way to back to Tianma to start project “Aufstieg 2008/2009? Finally the season started on the 11th of October. After the European Championship and the Olympics all Couch potatoes find their way to back to Tianma to start project “Aufstieg 2008/2009?

The first real challenge of the day was the official team picture for this season. It seemed that some persons spend more time during the last week to prepare for this special moment than for getting in shape for the game. Self bronzer and hair wax were just one of the used items. Personally I was afraid our opponent thought they were already in Thailand playing some ladyboys instead of a German football team!

Nevertheless all amateur models found the way to the pitch and the game started. Right from the beginning the Krauts were attacking aggressively and concentrated. A compact 4-4-2 system did not give too much space for Crown Reunited and therefore the first goal was a logical result. Lennart Brand (1:0, 8.) easily outran some opponents and scored with a beautiful goal in the right corner. It was the beginning of a marvellous match of Krauts young offensive midfielder. In the next minutes Reunited played a little bit more offensive, but the Krauts scored the next goal: debutant Thorben Schroeder (2:0, 20.) finished a header after some confusion in the box. Afterwards the Krauts stopped playing concentrated and Reunited came back in the game by scoring the 2:1 (25.) But the Krauts returned right away ?although it took the half time break in between.

Striker Manunu Kronauer (3:1, 50.) gave the right answer after not being in the starting line up. He won a nice duel and scored an amazing goal with the outside of his right foot ?some people said afterwards that it was a perfect Play Station goal which only can be made by Manunu.

But after this comfortable lead, the Krauts fall asleep again. Reunited rescored ?3:2 (55.) ! It was an absolute unnecessary goal again. The remainder of the second half was more less just a game on one side of the pitch. Reunited did not came back to the game, but the Krauts missed a lot of chances ?whether it was Sandro, Alex, Korti, Nils or, or, or? Finally Sandro Schmidt (4:2, 70.) was the one who scored with a header and made sure that the Krauts won this came (ed.: Korti, übertreib mal nicht, das Spiel war schon lange entschieden!). After all it was a good, solid performance for this young team, which never played together in this constellation. So “El presidente?Daniel Berger was quite optimistic: “I think there is no better team in this league, when everybody is able to stay with us for the whole season. ?

Stats:1:0 Brand (8.), 2:0 Schroeder (20.), 2:1 Whoever (25.), 3:1 Kronauer (50.), 3:2 Whoever (55.), 4:2 Schmidt (70.)Yellow Card: Franz Pfaffinger (15.)

MAN OF THE MATCH: Helge von Fugler aka. “Alkoholmutterschiff?aka. “Vom Feinsten?aka. “Marlboro Man? - no comment needed, is it?

Yours, (ed. match report-virgin) Korti

Saturday, 20.09.2008 / SIFL Opening Tournament
TOURNAMENT REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: Quarter Final

Ed: Finally the report was finished. Only took 6 weeks!!! Strange sense of humor these guys from Saarland have. Daniel W. rest assured, you are from now on excused from further match reports...

On 20th September 2008 was the Kick off date for the new (hopefully more successful than 2007-2008) season 2008/2009. Therefore we met at 8:00 am at the Spot-Bar. Peter organized a big Bus, because we have to transport both teams (Krauts and Sauerkrauts).At the end we drive with about 8 guys because all others decide to go by them self. For the growing of the “team spirit?I hope in the next games some more of our team mates will also join the bus. When we arrived at Tianma everybody was really shocked. The temperature and especially the humidity on this day were really extreme. People who are living already in Shanghai for a couple of years said that something like this had happened not very often before.

But for a team which is in such a strong shape, it should be no Problem to run for only 15 minutes ;-). Especially the guys who had not to much sleep in the night before.

At 11:45 was the kick off for the first match against The “Kääskööpp?Oranje´s. We started to play a little bit nervous and Oranje scored for the 0-1. At the end of the game we played a bit more concentrated and got some smaller chances. But when you are in the back 15 minutes are quickly over.

Final score: 0-1

At 13:20 was the kick off for the second match against Korea. We started to play much better than in the first game and picked up deserved the 1-0 lead with a penalty. From this moment on it was a tough fight which we win deserved in the end

Final score: 3:2

At 15:00 was the kick off against the Italian guys from “Azzuri? After two games with 1 lost and 1 win we hoped that we can also earn 1 or maybe 3 points against the Italians. But from the first minute on, they showed us who is the stronger team. We worked quiet well in defence (We had a lot of work)but the change from defence to offence was not really existing. Therefore the goal for “Azzuri?was only a question of time. After 10 minutes played they break trough our defence and score the deciding 0-1.

Final score: 0-1

At 15:55 was the kick off for the deciding game against the Kebap-guys from the “Crazy Turks? We had known before the kick off that if we want to have a chance to go to the next round we need a high win over the Turks. We started with a really offensive tactic and get repaid very early for this. After the 1-0 lead we tried to keep the pressure high to score more goals. After hundreds of missed chances we scored finally 3 more times and get the 4-0 win.

Final score: 4-0

After the game nobody had really knew which teams go to the quarter final. Some minutes and discussions later we get the information that we are in next round only of the better goal difference. At 16:30 was the kick off for the quarter final against Qilin 1. We started to play quite well and had some chances to take the lead, but the performance of the keeper was very good and the performance of our strikers was so ?. ;-) After some minutes it was a real strong and open fight. But nobody was able to bring his team in the lead. Everybody was expecting the penalty shootout. But 1 minute before the end after a far ball out of our defence we lost the ball in midfield and run into the counterattack and loose this game very unlucky with 0-1.

Final score: 0:1

In the End we had been not totally lucky but also not too unhappy. We know now on which things we have to work and hope to do it better when the season starts to achieve our common purpose. Go for the victory and go back to Premier League.

In this spirit: GO KRAUTS





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Season 2007/2008 REVIEW

The second season with two teams in the league competition proved to be again a very tough one ?despite the season’s hopes and the beginning of the season, which started with 6 points for the club: Krauts defeating Voodoo with 4-2 and Sauerkrauts defeating the under-aged fraction of Voodoo with 1-0. For Krauts this victory should remain the only one in the league competition for the entire season. The other 3 points easy to resemble: 2-2 against Vikings, 1-1 against U-Team and 1-1 against Voodoo.

Disappointing results in cup competition for Krauts as well: early exit in the Hebiguchi- Cup against Shooters and in SIFL- Cup against the U-Team. At least the win against Korea in the first SIFL- Cup match revived the belief that we can actually win. But after all to less goals scores and to less points taken, tough a couple of matches have been very promising, those against Japan, Les Bleus and U-Team just to name a few.

And which such results at the end of the season there is only one direction: southwards. Welcome Krauts to 1st Division. It took some time to realize that but now everybody is looking forward to existing derbies with Sauerkrauts in the next season.

Reasons for the “worst ever?year of Krauts have been manifold - with the work of the club president being out of the question. After incubating the U-Team 4 season ago, Krauts again supported the growth of the league with the Latin American backbone creating their own team Latinos. In addition we had to suffer prominent departures early in the season with Nico Nissl (Jackals) and a couple of baguettes: Seb O. (AS Monaco), Charles L. (Paris St. Germain), Seb M. (FC Family Business) and later also “Don Detlef?who joined the Latinos. New arrivals: too late and to less. At least we could secure the re-arrival of goalie Nicolas to enforce what has naturally been the strongest asset of Krauts: its defense. And besides the injuries of key players it was just to much to compensate. There is only one trophy to think of for Krauts this season: for the team who fielded a different squad every Saturday. Nothing more, nothing less ?the season 2007-2008.

Reason enough to turn the eye on more successful events of the club: international tournaments. In November 2007 Krauts joined the Phuket 7s Tour for the fifth time and with enough experience in the back we managed to make the finals, with only a slight defeat by Tokyo Hibernians in the end. Highlight of the season followed in March 2008 during the Easter Tournament in Bangkok. With very strong performance in the group stage and later in the knock-out stage, Krauts only conceived one goal in regular time. Unfortunately this came in the final and marked the tight loss against the Swiss Club Singapore.

Season summary and look-ahead as simple as that:
- Worst SIFL season
- Can’t get worse next season
- Best international season
- Can get better next season
- At least Germany will win the EURO 2008
- Exiting direct club-internal competition Krauts vs. Sauerkrauts

Whatever the season looked like, “nothing is possible?without the support of our valued sponsors. A big thank to Kuehne+Nagel, a-tea and Judy’s Too for their support and trust. We promise to do better next season (which is not very difficult?).

See you all back next season.

Shanghai Krauts FC





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Season 2006/2007 REVIEW

It was always going to be a memorable season for the Shanghai Krauts F.C. when the decision was made pre season to enter a second team into the enlarged 2 division competition. The Krauts, although fielding one of the largest roster’s of the teams within the SIFL competition, would be tested in player strength and capability when they split between the premier division Shanghai Krauts and the 1st division Shanghai Sauer Krauts Coming off the back of a fairly successful 2005/2006 season, there was optimism within the squad that the upcoming season would bring further success and hopefully some silverware.

Training started in early august and culminated in the traditional pre season training camp in Hangzhou. Some keen recruiting through the off season had seen some useful additions to the squad especially with the addition of several high profile South American recruits as well as some younger German players (which unfortunately does little to reduce the average age!) however the loss of long time coach, Patrick Helmich, versatile Brazilian midfielder Marco Cruz , the (questionable??) transfer of midfielder Kazu and goalkeeper Nicholas Moeller and the near crippling injuries to Bolivian goal getter, Ayrton Viera and French striker Khalek Mazid was always going to put strains on the squad.

The season started well enough with the Krauts recording a solid win against fellow struggler’s, Shanghai United, however the early season euphoria was premature as the realities of player unavailability, injuries and some questionable rules regarding transfer of players between squads started to bite. Whilst there has been some creditable performances against league highflyers U-Team and Japan, poor results against mid and lower level teams have unfortunately seen the Krauts maintain a position near the foot of the table for the majority of the season.

Team results aside, notable individual performances by ever reliable Olaf ‘sudden death?Philip, French celebrity duo - Seb’s m. and o., and samba football from Latino trio Alonso, Julien and Juan have kept the games entertaining. Away from the SIFL competition, the Shanghai Krauts entered into a number of external competitions where they enjoyed varying degrees of success. A creditable quarter final exit in the pre season ‘World Cup revenge?tournament was followed by an early 2nd round exit in the Hangzhou all stars tournament in November as well as a semi final exit in the Phuket 7’s tournament. The highlight of the tournament season was at the (Bangkok) German All Stars Tournament with a creditable performance and exit only in the semi-final (on penalties - who said the German’s don’t lose penalty shoot outs). But a clear victory saved the 3rd rank out of 21 participating teams.

As always the tournaments remain one of the focus of the Shanghai Krauts F.C. in order to build up team spirit on the road trips as well “El Presidente?introducing some of the younger team members into the hidden dangers of the Nana Plaza. As always the Shanghai Krauts F.C. have enjoyed solid support from the sponsors ?especially the Judy’s Too group (who brought the newly renovated Spot Bar on line in late September and has now become the home of the Shanghai Krauts) and special thanks go also to Environmental Technology group ATEA. With the season end tournament fast approaching the Shanghai Krauts look forward to finishing the season on a high note with some solid performances in the league as well as in the knockout comp.

With the season of learning behind us and the prospect of an exciting new sponsorship deal complete with the new kit in the offing, we look forward to season 2007/2008 with optimism ?in which division ever.

Zicke Zacke ?. Shanghai Krauts

Saturday, 23.09.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shangai Krauts FC - United / Result: 2-1

KRAUTS win season opener against UNITED!!!

The Shanghai krauts kicked off their new season with a hard fought 2-1 victory against Shanghai United in the season opener at Tianma on Saturday. The win came as a welcome relief especially as the Krauts other team; the Sauerkrauts recorded a 6-5 loss against Shanghai Reunited who staged a dramatic 2nd half comeback after trailing 5-1 at half time.

The win for the krauts was especially important as the summer break had been an especially unsettled time for both the club and the league in general. The break had seen the league finally split into two divisions after years of speculation ?a move which provided the Krauts with the opportunity of forming a 2nd Team which started off in the division 2.

The summer break had also seen major upheavals at management level where President Daniel Berger consolidated his power ‘Hugo Chavez?style taking on a non playing role in the management of the 1st team as well as a playing role in the 2nd. team.

On the player market the krauts had relinquished the services of long standing players, Nicholas Moeller as well as Kazu both of who had regularly turned out in the end of season SIFL dream team. On the positive side, some active recruiting had seen the addition of Spanish defender Borja, midfielders Henryk and Stefan Kellar and the return of Mexican stalwart Alonso who seems to finally have settled his transportation issues.

The Krauts lined up in their familiar 3-5-2 formation although the squad had a very unfamiliar French tinge to it. Goalkeeper Demon now a regular due to the departure of Nicholas Moeller started between the posts behind the rejuvenated Sebastian Ory who seems to have benefited from the long summer break with a more positive attitude towards team tactics) as the libero and Carlo and Thomas as the traditional man markers. The long awaited return of midfield dynamo Franz Pfaffinger allowed the link up with Sebastian Marty to form a ‘Magniot line?defensive formation. Completing the mid field was the hard running Peter Gao on the left, classy Stefan Kellar on the right with Mexican Alonso filling the ‘Harry Kewell role?-Harry who? ...Ed.) by dropping into the hole behind the strikers. Striking power was firmly left in Gallic hands with the fit again Khalek Mazid partnering the inconsistent but highly potent Charles Lanthier up front. All in all, 6 nationalities represented in the Krauts team who may just become the united nations team of the SIFL.

The Krauts dominated the game early although some defensive errors led to some early chances for United. French playmaker Sebastian Marty was instrumental in continually feeding the balls out to the wide Kraut players in Stefan Kellar and Peter Gao and the incessant pressure finally paid dividend with a coolly taken goal in the 28th minute by Alonso. The krauts should have sewn the game up by halftime however some brilliant goal line clearances as well as some unusual misses kept the score at 1-0. Closing in on half time United managed one of their few forays up forward and scrambled the ball to one of their strikers on the edge of the box who slotted the ball past Demon for United’s opening goal.

Halftime saw a number of changes with Henryk, Nico, Ali, Ellison, Borja and Pepe all coming onto the field to continue the player rotation policy which stand in coach, Ayrton Viera had promoted so actively. The second half repeated the pattern of the first with the Kraut wide players ?Ali, Nico and Henryk - all complimenting the excellent midfield work from Sebastian Marty by providing telling balls into the box which the kraut strikers were unable to finish. When it looked like a draw was looming, a moment of individual brilliance by Ellison led to the goal. The Krauts then hung for the next 10 minutes taking much physical abuse from the disheveled United team and even ended up having a player sent off after reacting to an earlier provocation from one of United’s defenders. When the final whistle blew the krauts had emerged victorious and were expectedly satisfied with all players understanding that this was an important victory when considering the upcoming games against U-Team (formerly Joy Speed), Japan and the Shooters).

Final Score:
Krauts 2 (Alonso Robless 28? Ellison 80? ?United 1 (40?





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Saturday, 10.06.2006 / SIFL
Season 2005/2006 REVIEW

What could have been easily the most sensational and successful year in the Krauts history, turned out "after all" as a year of shattered dreams and missed ambitions. Certainly and as usual not the fault of the clubs management - a big hand for all of your organisational support, especially "Directore Technico" for your patience and tactical consequence throughout the year.

For Krauts though it was a perfect start into the season with all signs pointing towards victory and championship. Already the summer saw a perfectly organised anniversary tournament to mark the legacy as oldest team in the SIFL. And in late summer it seemed that Krauts will enter the season with the strongest squad ever - still with a balanced share of nationalities, age, alcohol drinking ability and lots of weird excuses for not playing on top performance (incl. Uli's toe story). That we did not win the Opening tournament was maybe a side-result of the exhausting Trainings Camp in Hangzhou the weekend before.

Besides "league business" Krauts yet increased its presence in national and international tournaments. When going to the Hangzhou Tournament in early November, Krauts had already 3 victories out of 4 matches (incl. two 15-1 battles) in hand. And with this confidence we made it into the finals, beaten not by the winner Yosemite Strollers but by own goal in extra time. That was also the birth of "Don Detlef" and "Sudden". In late November Krauts firmly established in the top ranks of the league, reason enough to take the Phuket Tour easier as usual: highlight our 7-1 win over the "Indians" unfortunately in the wrong competition. The frosty winter and the New Year was easily heated up by 6 "absolutely undisputable" league wins in a row who cares the Cup then. This thrive however found its sudden end on one fine spring day in end March against the other crown contender and even worse, the misery continued throughout April. Time out and escape to Bangkok where another tournament trophy was on stake for Krauts.

Being best Shanghai team present there and ravage Nana Plaza was consolation enough for coming home empty-handed again.

Starting high, falling deep: what will this season bring. With the championship gone as well as most team trophies, major hope still lies with individual awards: with Nicolas as outperforming goalie of the league (you can only show what your are able to if your defence allows) and "Don Detlef" as top scorer (but with chance utilisation of far below 10%). Last word and thanks to our sponsors Judy, Schenker, Bosch, a-tea and DyStar, to all of our supporters (female, male and Dirk) and to the SIFL for organising together another fabulous season.

"The should be champion 2006" Shanghai Krauts

Saturday, 03.06.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Shooters FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 2-1 (2-1)

Saturday, 27.05.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Longbar Anzac's - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-6 (0-3)

It was a windy, very windy day? (ed.: I suppose this is part of French literature)

The warm up was made without Sebastien Marty who got injured when putting his Krauts shirt on... (the story is that he came back with the bus of the Shooters who made fun of him and of the fitness of Krauts players on the way back... "revenge" is expected on Saturday...:-)). Wish you a good recovery Sebastien.

The first eleven was the following.

Nicolas, Ralf, Olaf, Timo, Sebastien, Kazu, Peter, Bilgin, Nico, Stefan, Ayrton

The Bench: Ulli, Hayko (paying for his non show up three weeks ago), Charles

We were playing against 12 men (including the wind)

The start was strong and serious but against the wind Ralf and Olaf could not overtake the middle line when shooting their goal kick, the ball even getting backwards sometimes due to the wind. After a good move and a millimetered pass from Stefan running on his right aisle, Hayrton (ed.: nice new name, I like this even better that “Don Detlef? had a clean shot (1-0, 15e). A sandwich made with Ayrton as the main component between the two English guys led to a penalty transformed by Ayrton (2-0, 30e)

The pace was strong, substitution between Stephan and me had been made, Ayrton missed from inches the goal of the season with a bicycle. The third goal was the same as the first one, a long non aerial pass between the two defenders from Peter to Charles, running on the right, passing to Ayrton and goal.(3-0, 40e).

At half time, Olaf was questioning Seb whether he could keep his place for second half (probably because his stomach was still full of foie gras and saucisson)...but no problem.The second half started with the same speed and fighting spirit. The fourth goal was a copy of the third, long non aerial pass from Olaf between the defenders to Charles, running along the right aisle and passing to Ayrton (4-0, 53e). Substitution had been made between Ulli and Bilgin, Kazu scored his first goal of the season with a nice solo move (5-0, 55e). With a new quick move, Ayrton scored a fifth goal (6-0, 60e).

Hayko came on the pitch (ed.: what he diplomatically left out was that after that, Ayrton nor anybody else scored anymore!!!)

Strong game, Nico made a terrific work on his right aisle being awarded man (ed.: with 15 years old) of the match.We left no chance to the Anzacs even against the wind, being stopped most of the time even before getting to Nicolas, Timo, Bilgin and Ulli that I did not mention above had a strong left wing animation (ed.: animation????? ?French!). The good pressure and fighting spirit were there, a little too much for Olaf who got a yellow ;-) Ulli did not bring Suntory (probably because his son was around...what a good dad). The president drunk half the pack of beers during the match (ed.: because the pressure increases again and to see Charles missing another 1000%- chance, with his latest performance he will surely taking over the title from EL presidente which was until the Hangzou Tournament Chato = Chancentod/ Chance death).

Yours
Charles

By the way, do you know the difference between English, German and French fans while watching soccer games?
English: Beer, beer, chips and aggression, and waiting for the third half to prove manhood.
German: Beer and falling asleep while having sex.
French: red wine, baguette, blinking eyes and ?. you know.

Saturday, 20.05.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: O'Malleys Oranje - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-3 (0-2)

This match report is taken out of real life and resembles our daily e-mail communication in the week after our matches. Please see and judge for yourselves.

Congratulations to the “Oranjes-eater?br>
Dear guys,
Is there anybody appointed as official match reporter for this glamorous victory against the cheese deformers? (ed.: yes, you are now) I am sure that not. So my suggestion is that everybody who wants writes his own personal diary of this unforgettable day. I start with mine.

As a reminder, I informed the captain and the management already on Friday that I would not be available for the clash with the Dutch. Very simple reason: My mother-in-law arrived on Saturday and it was my duty to pick her up. Also, I was supposed to support my lovely wife selecting some decorative materials for our new apartment. And after all, my physical condition is far away from the climax in the beginning of the year.

But then 1:00 p.m. Saturday afternoon, Ralph called me on my mobile phone: "Uli, we are short of players. Even if we count M. Becker, only 13 players." Well, it took me some while to discuss this matter in a friendly way with my lovely wife and 10 minutes later I called Ralf back "ETA 5 minutes before the game starts, ETD 20 minutes before game ends, please reserve No. 21".

Yes, I was hot, I had a warm-up in the morning before breakfast, it’s against the Dutch and it is the last game for Jonas, the young boy who assists to the goal that gave us three points against the Azzuries (ed.: which led to the STILL questionable goal of Uli the cat). And this is what I saw when I arrived 5 minutes to 2:00 at Tianma: A neatly dressed group of 13 young and old players doing their warm-up consisting of:

Goal: Nicolas
Defence: Olaf, Helmut, Carlo, Ralf
Midfield: Peter, Bilgin, Timo, Stefan N., Jonas, Ayrton, Kazu
Attack: Michael B., Uli

Tactics were clear: Strong defence, keep the space narrow in the midfield, one attacker as first defender up in the front. So we had a very strong strong bench on which were sitting: Ralf, Timo and Uli. And a strong belief in our team spirit.

The game can be told in a few words: With the sun shining hot over Tianma it was very clear that the first goal would give a big advantage. So, only after two minutes, Ayrton was free in front of the goalie and with literally the first chance of the match, he scored the 1:0. And only minutes later, after a nice cross from Bilgin, Ayrton headed in the 2:0, flying just centimetres above the grass roots.

Following were some minor chances on both sides, some unconcentrations on our side (OLAF as well), but the team stuck together and did not allow anything dangerous. Then the changes, Ralf in defence, Timo in midfield and Uli for Michael in attack. And more changes. Suddenly Helmut occupying the position of midfield right side, doing a great job, much more power than any of the melted Dutch cheese players.

Halftime short discussion between Olaf and Jonas: "Jonas, can you continue?" - "No, I am a little bit injured !" - "Can you play next week?" - "No, I am not around next week!" - "O.K, than you continue to play. If you get seriously injured it does not matter for our future games".

And what about me? For sure I did more running than Michael on our position as centre attack. I run them empty. I had some nice double passing with Ayrton. I missed two very good chances to score the predecisive 3:0. But the weather was hot and I was running too much. And 20 minutes before the end of the game, still 2:0, I had to leave the pitch and head to the airport.

I was just undressing myself I saw Jonas sealing the 3:0, so I was sure nothing could happen to us on this afternoon. And from the airport I called Helmut, Jonas and Ralf to confirm the unbelievable news: Jonas decorated his good-bye with another goal, Michael took advantage of the phsychological and physical destroyed orange cheese army and rewarded himself with three goals for the participation in the games against the French and Dutch, and Ayrton contributed his third goal of the day to the final 8:0 victory.

Some other statistics:
First game without French participation.
Great tactics
Great spirit

Missing: Pictures and quotes from after match celebrations on the pitch and on the bus.

Uli

- It took some time for Uli to realised that he was teased but he reacted promptly-

Hi Jonas,
did anybody tell you that we won only 3:0 against the creamy cheese team? You scored only one goal. Maybe the sun was too hot and you had some haluzinations.

Uli

Saturday, 13.05.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Les Bleus - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-4 (1-1)

Saturday, 16.04.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Big Bamboo Voodoo / Result: 2-3 (0-0)

Saturday, 08.04.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Shanghai Vikings FC / Result: 1-4 (0-2)

Saturday, 01.04.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Japan FC / Result: 1-3 (0-1)

Saturday, 25.03.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Shanghai Malones Shooters / Result: 0-4 (0-1)

Saturday, 18.03.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Korean Sports Mania Patriots - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-76 (0-2)

Saturday, 11.03.2006 / SIFL CUP
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Yueting Joyspeed/ Result: 3-6 (1-3)

Saturday, 04.03.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Yueting Joyspeed - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-2 (0-1)

Saturday, 25.02.2006 / SIFL Cup
GAME REPORT: Korean Sports Mania Patriots - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 2-4 (1-3)

First of all, I would like to thank everyone who are participating this game and the man who gave me the chance to say it (sincerely). Secondly, as everybody knows, I scored 2 goals, so I will try to avoid using those complimentary words to tell you how brilliant it is. Thirdly, in this report, if you see some strange words, take it easy, it is Chinese Pinyin. Let's go! Kai Shi!

What a beautiful day! Blue sky, white cloud, fresh air, everything tells the Shanghai Krauts today is a winning day, a day of victory! We arrived at the pitch very early which is good because we can do the warm-up very well. In my opinion, it is a very big improvement this season that we do the warm-up together. The Korean team (ed: now Korean Sports Mania Patriots resulting out of hostile take-over of the Sports Mania by Patriots or the other way around, but minus and minus not always means plus)arrived a little bit late, and looks like they are not prepared well. ............... (Skipped about 50 words)First of all, I would like to thank everyone who are participating this game and the man who gave me the chance to say it (sincerely). Secondly, as everybody knows, I scored 2 goals, so I will try to avoid using those complimentary words to tell you how brilliant it is. Thirdly, in this report, if you see some strange words, take it easy, it is Chinese Pinyin. Let's go! Kai Shi!

Game starts after the cheering songs "Do You Want to Win" leading by Daniel as usual.

In the first half, we were 1 goal behind them. (I'm sorry, because I didn't see how does it happen. Dui Bu Qi.), ed: lucky you, being saved from anguish and heartattack? However, we had some chances but were just unlucky. (Some one missed a very good chance against the goalie, Ayrton? maybe.) We got a P.K. at very early second half, the captain, Dui Zhang, Olaf made it! No doubt. 10 minutes later, I scored! Thank you very much for you pass, Aryton, you are ............... (Skipped about 100 words).

When all the Krauts started to think we are going to win, 2 minutes later after my goal, the Koreans draw the match. Ta Ma De! At this moment, a hero stands out, a superb pass from Marco, finished by Aryton! Goal~~~~~~ The Koreans seems lost their mind, start shouting to the referee, because the referee made an obviously correct decision: offside, the goal doesn't count. I don't want talk too much about the Cai Pan, they are always right, that's rule.

In the last minute, I gave the Korea the finial punch, thank you for you ball, Stefan, you are ............... (Skipped about 100 words). Zong Suan Xie Hao Le, Xie Xie Guan Kan.

Woody

P.S. Let's well prepared for the next Match, and the game of century on March 25th, against Shooters!

Saturday, 11.02.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Big Bamboo Voodoo - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 3-6 (1-3)

Football is not for weak nerves. Last weekend saw a dramatic development. After securing the lead with 2 goals in a row by Sebastien against United, the match was abandoned. This never happened in SIFL history at least not in the previous years. But as decided on the green table, Krauts were guiltless. Incidents of this and other matches called for higher discipline on the pitch and towards the refs and every team was advised to follow suit against harsh consequences. First chance to proof “reborn?fairness today. Whether the Bamboo’s are the right team for that remained open until after the match. First things first: *** weather and only 13 players am Start.

Thanks to Nicolas, Carlo, Micha, Uli, Timo, Jonas, Marco, Ayrton, Nico, Sebastien, Peter, Bilgin, Woody and Chris we were able to field at least a starting team. Chris is not “gravity Chis?(he played on the other side in the goal, but a new recruit just under the week. But what a find! Later more to this.

The good thing with such limited pool of players is that the team formation are easily brought to paper. Timo had to play the crucial role as libero due to the “unexcused?absence of Olaf (and this for the third time in a row!!!). But considering his well-deserved nickname “Sudden Death?and due Timo’s performances in the last matches, certainly not a bad choice.

Directly into the match, which was full-packed with action. It started already in minute 10 with a penalty given to Krauts after hand play by Voodoo in the penalty box. With Olaf a standard penalty taker not here today, everybody would have guessed Sebastien or Ayrton to go to the penalty kick. But instead, newcomer Cris, full of confidence took the ball. The management outside speechless and motionless like: “Let’s see what happens?? But ok, if one is so sure you would expect the best. Instead the opposite happened. 5 meters above the bar went the ball. The management still speechless. Next shocker 2 minutes later with Uli appearing free in front of “gravity Chris? And missing the goal from 2 meters is “art in itself? But let’s leave it with that! 5 minutes later it was finally time for celebration, prima preparation by Ayrton, pass to Woody and with old cleverness he finished with the first goal. 2 minutes later, similar situation with different participants: assist this time from Marco and finish by Chris. 2-0 and forgotten his missed penalty 9 minutes earlier. In minute 38 it was him again to score the third goal out of a difficult situation, no chance for the Chris on the other side. In between Voodoo were able to score their first goal, more a Sunday-goal but respect for this Hammer. No chance for Nicolas who was diving in the right direction. So 1st half ended with 3-1, looks clear but little compared to what was still to come.

After refreshments a some tactical discussion on how to bring the lead through the remaining 45 minutes, action started again. 10 minutes went by without any spectaculars. But the following 2 minutes changed the match dramatically. 2 goals by Voodoo, taking brutal advantage of our “non-existing?defence turned the score into a draw. 3-3, “Kleiner Mann, was nun??Voodoos back in business and we desperate to change the result into our favour. Not many ideas until minute 70. Free kick by Marco and what an excellent goal, 4-3 and lead for Krauts again. Marco later given the MoM- award. And the final blow for Voodoo in 10 minutes rhythm. 80. minutes Chris with goal no 3 to mark 5-3. Whilst the other Chris complained and argued off-side, Krauts already on the winning road. This incident resulted in ongoing arguments with a couple of other Voodoo players with the ref and what followed was an ensemble of yellow cards (altogether 3 for Voodoo, none for Krauts). And also busy with arguing among each others, Voodoo could only see Ayrton with the final goal of the day. Final score: 6-3. Well deserved victory after all, fair play and cool heads. 3 points booked, the rest forgotten. Simple as that!!

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Yours Daniel

Saturday, ??.??.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Shanghai United / Result: 2-1 (0-1)

Match abandoned by United at 2:1

GK - Saint Nicolas (and really, what wonderful first-half saves he gave as presents to the Krauts!)
Defense - Ralf, Carlo both man-markers and Timo as ballerina, uh, I mean Libero (Sweeper for all you English speakers out there).
Defensive Mid- Christian and Sebastian
Mid- Marco and Nico (Nice solid work by both of them!)
Center-of-the-world- Aryton
The Dynamic Duo up front- Peter and Woody
Substitutes:
Bilgin (Sorry you did not get to play before the game fell apart!)
David (M.O.M.)
Stefan (Dad)
Juergen (Emotional support)

Important notes before reading:
1. M.O.M. is not a maternal thing. It means “man of the match"
2. “Dad?really is a fraternal thing.
3. Sebastian scored two amazing goals!
4. This may be the last time David is asked to write a match report.

It all began before the game began. Bilgin and Peter were late and this is important because Bilgin had the uniforms. Many Krauts were waiting for some clothes before they started warming up.

Commentary: This was a mistake. They should have just warmed up. No uniform needed to warm up.

The match day was bloody cold with the sky spitting down rain upon the two teams. The Shanghai Krauts seemed to be in bad spirits, perhaps it was because of the scolding via Patrick’s email for not showing up for Thursday’s practice. Anyway, the Krauts SHOULD have showed more fire, but someone was hiding the fire in their pants. Only later would we find out who had the magic fire pants.

The match began by switching sides, which meant the Krauts were running against the rain and the cold wind. This was indicative of how the first half went. Compliments to the Shanghai United team for strong resolve and pressure in the first half. They fought hard and fast, like rookie porn actors getting their first gigs. Luckily, like many first time porn actors do, they shot too early and wide and missed many opportunities, hitting a post and even a penalty shot! Well, they also got lucky, as even porn actors do, and finally made one in. Kudos to Nicolas for some acrobatic saves!

Commentary: Sorry to Nicolas to be on the receiving end of such a tasteless analogy!

The mighty Krauts, despite a shaky first-half defense, showed some nice drive with Woody and Peter overwhelming the United defense and attacking the goal. Both Woody and Peter were unfortunately unable to complete some key conversions. Then a substitute was made, David for Carlo and the momentum of the match turned. Not because of David’s defensive play, which was also shaky, but because of his tough tackle against the United wing, which unfortunately left the United player injured and brought United a man down. Shanghai United’s resolve quickly dissipated and time was whistled in with momentum clearly on the Krauts side.

The second half brought the Krauts, with addition of Stefan, on the pitch with the wind and rain to their backs, and within just a few minutes we had a corner kick. This is when Sebastian blasted one in after the ball got knocked about. Essentially United was shut down with only 10 players on the pitch, and as we had another corner, Sebastian somehow had the ball come to him again and yes, he did what he knows best...he drove the ball into the side of the net, past the leaping goalie's futile attempt!

The Krauts were on the way to scoring a third time when Aryton had the ball on the left side of the United penalty area when we jigged and sawed his way into drawing a foul. The foul was disputed by the United player thus bringing a yellow card to him. This was not enough though and the United player continued with his woeful ways threatening Aryton and then the referee!

Side note: It was a good thing that the United player did not hit Aryton because Bilgin was standing right there on the side line, thirsty to pound anybody who laid a finger on our player. It is good to have people like that on your side!

So since the United player got frisky and decided to drop kick the ball past the referee’s head, the referee had no choice but to book him a second and final yellow card, thus knocking another United player out of the match. With only nine men on the pitch, United decided to abandon the match, thus bringing a secure victory to our lovable Shanghai Krauts. Other honourable mentions in the second half were Christian's strong midfield performance, Aryton's elbows, Peter's drive and Timo's command of the back.

Commentary: We never did find out who had the fire in their pants, though many of us suspect it is Ralf. After all, he is a little bit too excited that the Australian Men’s football team is staying in his hometown during World Cup 2006. Wishing everyone a happy, healthy and safe Chinese New Year!

David

PS. If you think this match report is confusing, you should have watched the game!

Saturday, 14.01.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Azzurri FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-1 (0-1)

At the second game this year and the second game with the so called „B-Elf? the Krauts arrived at Tianma with not so many players as expected. But the will to win the second game in the year was high. The Krauts started with lets called it controlled offence and the game went to a fight not nice, but ok.

After both teams started to scanning each other, Krauts got more and more space on the field but to be honest the better chances were with the Italians. The defence was not that stable as with our good, old Libero Olaf, but Timo did the job of Olaf quite well (ed.: as he thinks). But sometimes it was more like a ballet rather than soccer. But what can you expect from him after the first game over 90 minutes since 2 years? But it seems the generation change has gone (ed.: again, as he thinks!).

The Krauts were not so dangerous in the offence, so all over all the game was a hard fight without many goal chances. But thanks to Ulli, yes you’re right: Ulli “the old cat?the Krauts win the game with 1:0. But you have to say it was a very good cooperation between the oldest player of the Krauts (Ulli) and the youngest (Jonas) and some luck.

Bottom line: Krauts won the game, because of their high courage and fighting. Anyway, 2 games, 6 points and 3:0 goals, shows that the year starts quite well for the Krauts. One Highlight was that Thomas was voted as the player of the match because of his hard but mostly fair tackles.

Unfortunate for the Krauts that they got again 2 yellow cards, one Ayrton for kicking the ball and one for Timo for a, lets say a little hard tackling as the last man.

Yours
Timo

Saturday, 07.01.2006 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Anzac's / Result: 2-0 (1-0)

Team:
Goalkeeper: Nicolas
Defence: Christian, Olaf, Carlo and Timo
Midfield: Jonas, Peter, Ayrton Gimmi, Marco Angel, Kazu Rasa and Bilgin (ed.: 1 Doener komplett, viel scharf!!!)
Attack: Woody, Ryad, Heyko

Free position: Uli (the cat, the pink cat, veteran striker, the man with the longest history of membership of the actual Krauts team, in his history playing all positions from Goalie, Libero, Defence, Midfield and Attack. (Quote of Andreas Weichselgartner in June 2003 after the game when started as Goalie in the first half and playing central defence for 20 minutes in the second half and central attack for the last 15 minutes: “Uli, you played three positions and each position as if you would always play this position?.

(ed.: With my second longest history as Krauts member I joined this match and I can tell you that this frequent change was out of desperation to gradually change him to positions with lower risks.) Other remarkable appearances of Uli in the Krauts Team, just for those who are not sitting next to him in the bus transfers (because those who sit next to him all know): Player of the match as goalie against the Shooters in the season 2001/02. He added a goal in the brave victory against the Shooters in spring 2002. Saved the victory as goalie against the Lions in spring 2002 - the only defeat of the Lions in three years.

Fans: Jan Eric(h) (counts for two)
Management: see fans. Top Management was managing deals at other locations, the head coach scouting for new players at other locations worldwide.
Bus Driver: The Bus Driver
Beer: Not enough Qingdao and Carlsberg, more than enough Suntory

Starting Line:
Goal:
Nicolas, Mr. 90 minutes 100 % concentrated

Sweeper:
Olaf, a very classical sweeper

Defence:
Carlo, one of the veteran players, who made impressive appearances in the past, for example the unforgettable semi-final against the Japanese team in the season 2003/4.
Christian, a real defender. Deine Gegner haben immer die Arschkarte gezogen (your opponents always have chosen the ass card.) Could also play a good sweeper if necessary.

Midfield:
Jonas, defence midfield, played sweeper in all his junior teams, youngest player this day on the Krauts side, the one who was empty after 30 minutes in the last game before the Christmas break. (Was he with Ralf or are there any other people in Shanghai who do so good voegele?). Maybe will replace Olaf in the unforeseeable future, when Olaf will be to old for playing in one of the strongest expat leagues in the Asia-Pacific, and will not be able to execute his law and order on the pitch, what of curse unfortunately for Jonas and all the other applicants for this overvalued position, can take some more years.

Kazu, defence midfield, playing in his most valuable position for the Krauts team, also one of the best sweepers in the league. The best of course is Olaf. (Zicke zacke..))

Marco, midfield right side, the half Brazilian (ed.: Brasilier) whose smile looks like the smile of an angel, but with the character of an animal.

Timo, midfield left side, surprisingly today not first choice as sweeper, and showed some impressive crosses into the box. Where are the strikers! Could also play a solid sweeper if needed.

Ayrton, the second youngest player of the Krauts team today on the pitch. Ayrton misses Helmut very much. Or at least he misses the snickers in the snickers box. Not a very suitable sweeper.

Attack:
Ryad, the other strong smoker of the first eleven of the Krauts.

Heyko, the other strong womanizer of the first eleven of the Krauts team, who sometimes misses a match because of a beautiful woman (and/ or because of hefty alcohol attacks the day before).

Substitutes:
Woody, striker, in the beginning outside, set aside and with the task to surprise the opponents when coming in.

Peter, left side midfield, centre midfield, striker, defence, today as potential substitute for Timo.

Bilgin, came later. Was seen on the pitch after kick-off and showed some nice efforts during his playing time

Free position:
Uli, no special assignment. Comment from the team caption when announcing the positions during the team meeting: “Peter, you will come for him? Woody, you will come for him? for Uli he could only say “Uli, and you will.. äähhh, yes, you know, we have to see?

Short history:
20th minute: Uli on the pitch, with number 21, which represents half of his age.
25th minute: Very strong effort from Uli from about 30 meters. When the situation seemed cleared by the Anzacs with a header, Uli went for the ball and shot him like a straight line right into the centre of the Anzacs goal where the goal keeper of the Anzacs goal could fist the ball to the sideline. Comment from Christian in the bus on the way home: “I did not believe that it is possible to this bad ball with such a great performance?
27th minute: Woody on the pitch.
28th minute: With his first touch of the ball, Woody makes the 1:0 from 15 meters, taking up a deflected cross from the left and finishing with his right leg down into the right corner of the Anzacs.
35th minute: Free kick from the Anzacs, but great save from Nicolas with a high flight into the left corner of our coal.
Half time: Uli stays in the formation, also Woody and Peter who finally came for Timo.
55th - 65th min: The Anzacs more than once very close to the equalizer. For one time the ball was some what like dancing half a minute on the line of the Krauts goal before the Anzacs finally passed away that opportunity.
70th minute: Marco with a very strong and unfair impact on the best Anzacs player. Definitely a dark red situation. He looks like an angel, but on the pitch?Only thanks to his good relation to Sam the referee, he was only booked yellow, but as a gentlemen agreement had to be exchanged within the next two minutes.
75th minute: For some reason, penalty for the Krauts. Olaf, our captain, finally leaving our half, takes on the challenge and responsibility, and hits the ball into past the goalie of the Anzacs into the middle of their goal.

Long history: See the book “history in soccer sensations?br>
Summary:
1. I remember a short dialogue between me and Carlo when we discussed the strength of our team before warm up, when we were talking about A, B and C Players. Carlo said: “No matter who and against whom we are playing today, at the end of the season, the three points at stake count as much as any other three points that a team with only A-players would gain. It’s a team play and it needs dedication? (ed.: I wonder where he got this from?) Well, Carlos words proved right. It was a close game, we showed dedication and every team task was fulfilled in a proper way. And finally we collected the three points.
2. Olaf confirmed his position as sweeper, although we have many players who could jump into the gap.
3. All B and C Players showed a strong performance but especially Uli showed a really unexpected great performance, showing that he, like all the others B and C Players, is ready to contribute a s much as possibly possible to achieve the target of the team. (ed.: This calls for a D player section, D like dedication or “Dusel?or Doener?.)

Outlook:
1. Though game against the Italians next week. Who will score, who will be the player of the match , who will replace Olaf?
2. Few more games in winter time. Will the ABC (ed.: and D) team start a series of unbeaten games?
3. Can anybody stop Uli from supplying Suntory beer? (ed.: easy question: yes, the management)

Yours Uli
4th March, 2006 (2 month later!!!!!, due to severe spelling check efforts and censorship procedures with FIFA)

Saturday, 10.12.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Oranje / Result: 0-1 (0-0)

--- A quick review of the match goes like that: 90 minutes rain and wind against us in the first half. Very strong Oranje team today (I told you never to underestimate them) controlling most of the first half. We instead like: “a chicken farm?to comment the head coach?review in the break. No organised play and passes from the defence, only long balls which came directly back due to the wind. Always one step behind the Oranje’s and the ball. Oranje started with a couple of good chances and shots on the goal (which would have been rather harmless if not supported by the wind). Our offence was not really dangerous but highly effective. First chance for Khalek from 17m - his shot was deflected and arrived in the goal well without being touched by the goalie: 1-0 after 10 minutes. Well done but at this stage rather out of the blue. Between minute 10 and 20 Krauts a little better with a couple of chances, incl. a promising shot from Nico, which passed the goal only in the range of cm’s. The rest of half one is not worthwhile to mention, except that our defence and Nicolas (with some remarkable saves) were able to stop Oranje from doing wrong.

After clear words from the head coach, endless discussions whether we play positions or numbers and with the hope that the wind might help us to finally get into the match the second half started. To make it short: after all we were not able to fully control the match in the 2nd half either but we continued to play VERY, VERY effective. 15 minutes played in the 2nd half, attach through right side by Nico through a couple of Dutch players (each of them decades older). And alone with the keeper he showed great team spirit to pass the ball to Heyko (who seemed standing there for ages already) to mark the second goal. Just before an offside goal after great pass from Heyko to Alonso who netted with a volley. But again this was (given) offside and therefore nothing for the statistics. Only 10 minutes later our 3rd chance in the match and 3rd goal, again by Heyko with a shot from 15 - 17 meters into the right corner. Keeper powerless = 3-0. That was all for today but enough if considering the weather. Nobody really expected an excellent match but also not such a poor performance. ---

You see guys, so easy soccer can be. *** performance ?3 points. For those who are surprised : this is the match report against Oranje from 14.5. 2005 and also not the league but the SIFL Cup Semi-Final. Similarities only in 1 point ?*** performance.

The calendar writes the 10. December 2005, the last match in 2005 after two recent draws against Vikings and Japan, Krauts had to give up the top rank in the league. Nonetheless: life goes on and considering this the final piece of work this year and with the X-Mas party in the evening, good mood and high expectations during the journey to “Tianma Paradise Island? Participation high with 16 players and one of the strongest team on paper ?however only “Papiertiger?

Ihr seid doch nur ein Karnivalsverein today with following „Vereinsmitgleidern?

Nicolas in the goal, Olaf Micha, Uli, Thomas, Timo and Jonas in defence, midfield with Kazu, Ayrton, Peter and Stefan, and in the front with Khalek, Mike, Ryad, Woody and Heyko. A team even the Shooters would be jealous of. The match in short best said in the lyrics of one of the greatest German Pop artists, Karl Lage: “Tausend mal berührt, tausendmal ist nix passiert, tausend und eine Nacht und es hat Zoom gemacht? And as so often in soccer, if you don’t make your chances it will come (knueppel)- hard. In the last minutes a Holland-shot without plan, direction, finesse and power finally lands in our goal. 0-1 and “ihr koennt nach Hause fahrn, ihr koennt nach hause fahrn?.?br>
You can imagine that the X.Mas Party in the afternoon took quite a long time to get into a party-like event. But thanks to Uli’s long-awaited joke after his present/ award celebration, everything back to normal ?at least among the players. Nothing known about the sleepless night and tears shed by the President?

Yours Tränensack
P.S.: Heut ma so richtig auf die Fresse bekommen, wah????

Saturday, 03.12.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Japan FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-1 (0-1)

After a couple of warm-up matches and some sky-rocketing results, for us the season is just about to start. A real benchmark was set last week against another championship candidate Vikings. In a dramatic and most of the time equal match we lost the first two points (ed.: for the second time). And today just another top match against Japan, also one of the more competitive teams of the league. But these are the matches we need to start playing soccer. Hardly shown what we are capable of in the previous matches, hopefully a strong opponent will force us to play out our strength as a team. 18 players in the start row, only 11 could start however (in case you didn’t know):

When I was just a little girl, I asked my coach, where will I play? And here’s what he said to me?.

Nicolas ?Goal
Olaf, Helmut, Kottzi, Uli, Ralle, David ?defence
Kazu, Don Detlef, Stefan, Sebastien, Peter ?Midfield
Khalek, Mike, Ryad, Manu, Woody and Heyko - Striker

With one of the most solid and experienced defence and one of the best offence the match started rather moderate with decent midfield action. Not too many chances but this we obviously knew before. On the other hand everybody should have been warned that the Japanese’s strength clearly lies in their attack speed and in producing danger for the opposite goal. Good for Nicolas who needs this to prove his ambition for the goalie crown this season. And especially against Japan he remembers his saves in the cup match last season. Also today, no time to rest for him, a couple of excellent saves, which later on gave him yet again another MoM- award. And the rest of the team? Also good in shape and very much in the game. Pressing in the midfield, close to the men ?at least before they started running. One of the rare chances during the middle of the first half resulted into the lead of Krauts. Supplied with the ball from the midfield, Ryad started his run from 30 m central position towards the Japanese goal and finished cold-blooded. Lower left corner just besides where the hands of the Japan goalie (who jumped into the right direction) ended. A deserved 1-0 for Krauts but not comfortable enough to go into the break. 45 min still to play are a long time. Clear words from the captain, but I don’t remember anything anymore.

Anyway, the right words followed by the right action. Most of the second half we controlled the match, which does not apply to the ref. Deep in the second half he was blinded by some swallow-like dive by a Japanese forwarder. Whether the wind or his fading strength was the cause, simple rules of gravity pulled him down. Penalty for Japan! And unfortunately this one slipped past Nicolas. Equaliser for Japan! In the remaining time we missed to correct the refs?decision, with enough chances on hand, or feet. So after all different opinions whom to blame: the ref or our strikers to make it a clear victory. But as usual the first beer afterwards magically heals all wounds and discussions reduced to whether a cold Carlsberg beats Uli’s Suntory. Considering the origin of Suntory the answer is a clear yes!

Well, also in the third top match after Joyspeed and Vikings no clear winner of the match. But we will try again. Next week against the Oranje, which should be an easy match to secure the next three championship points.

Yours, sashimi- loving and sake-addicted
“El Presidente?

Saturday, ??.??.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Vikings - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-1 (0-1)

Krauts vs. Vikings: Perfect game, perfect weather...­butttt 1-1 sh...?

Friday evening
As everybody knew, the match was the most important for us so far in this season. Both teams unbeaten, the 1st vs the 2nd, with the same feelings against the Shooters and of course hunger of glory. That's why El Presidente and the Director Tecnico were trying to get the best squad for the match, calling everybody, especially me (as a "manager" of the Latin players) to call Heyko and tell him to be in Mandarin City at 8 am ¡­ everything was useless. Also calling Alonso... Now playing the role of good papa and even Khaleck ¡­still was burning some car in France with Ryad.
Saturday "El dia D"
At 8:15 most of the available players for the match were on time in Mandarin City, but of course the "NEVER ON TIME" Heyko and another who wanted to follow him - Mike were not there. The first came at 8:55 and Mike at 9:00, after some Boos we left to Tianma. On the way we were lucky to see some of the Vikings waiting for their bus, that was good sign, at least we will be first at the pitch. Already in Tianma we were 14 of the best Krauts (including Uly and Carlo). Missing Helmut and Kazu (business and pleasure), David (no reason), Alonso (good papa... I hope), Nico (playing soccer), Woody (no reason), Khaleck and Ryad (some good thing to do in France) and Manu (drugged and left on the street after smoking too much bad hashish, cuz I didn't want to sell him good cocaine ).

After some really hard but good warm up and speech from our "capitan" Olaf and the always "Chiki Chaka Chiki Chaka ... Shanghai Krauts" we started with the next formation:
Keeper: Nicolas (scored every match)
Defense: Olaf (libero and captain), Christian and Ralf (Ayyy Ralf that day u made me have headache).
Stoppers: Sebastian and Jonas (I like them there)
Midfield: Marco (on the right), Mike (center), (Myself on the left ...?remarks for Daniel, I am a midfielder ... not striker -?put me in front and u ll see)
Strikers: Peter and Heyko "El caracol" or "the Snail" or "die Schnecke" or "l'escargot" or ..... I hope the translator is good (ed.: ne, scheisse)
Substitutes: Carlo, Uly and Stefan
Supporters: just 2 come on!!!! Such a important game and just 2 haaaaa Jan-Erik the Living Legend and my lovely Yulia
Director Tecnico and president: absents -?business

And we started...?since the first minute it was like nobody wanted to make mistakes. Not giving too much and not too less, the pitch was perfect, a bit wet but perfect, in both teams the defense was playing the principal role. That's why not too many goal chances for both teams, the clearest was for the Vikings when the best player of them was alone in front of Nicolas, face to face, but our keeper avoid our gate to be scored (100 points for him). Then for our side we were playing good but there was not connection between the midfield and the strikers, Peter was sleeping and Heyko slow as always. Although we had some shots from outside the box. So the first half finished 0-0 ... So far fair result.

In the break Mr. Capitan Olaf gave us the tactics for the second half and as I clearly heard he said: "Heyko, you will start now the first 5 or 10 min. But then I will exchange you for Stefan ...?and 20 min. before the end you will enter again to score the victory goal, you got it?" and Heyko answered yes. So we started the second half knowing that we could do it, we were, are and will better than them. Again the same hard game with a lot of body contact from both sides, but the Fu...?referee was just looking them so I think Ralf was making fault every 2 min and not only him. The Vikings were like crystal. After 10 or 15 min Stefan for Heyko, and, incredible but true, he change the face of the Krauts. He started pushing theVikings defense in front and running like he was 19 years old (100 points for him), as a result 2 really clear chances for us. 1st Stefan run from his right line, he passed a defender and from the line a perfect pass inside the box to Ayrton who slide 2 meters to kick the ball but Mieeerda a Fu... Defender crossed him and touched the ball enough to make it go over the gate (ed.: even if you were not out and have not seen this chance, you can imagine what happened "one, two three, is two too much") 5 min later the same formula, Stefan from the right and pass to Ayrton who tried a 30 meters shot with a great curve and it was going to upper 90 but the Fu.. keeper blocked. Mieeerda (ed.: ja, ja, the same again..). The Vikings were suffering a lot jajajaj.

Min 30 Heyko for Peter, the game continue the same we making good press on their side, after a corner kick Ayrton got a rebound and make a 50 meters pass to Heyko, which leave him alone running 1km /hour, enough to enter to the box, one slow move here one slow move there and he pass the defender now face to face with the goalie and with a nice pass to the gate he finally scored. Vamos carajo!!! Nice celebration from everybody. (100 points for Olaf I think he is able to predict the future). But 10 min to go, we were moving well, making time, myself and Heyko making the Vikings crazy. But 2 min before the end corner kick for them. Nice pass to the first post and 4 players jump there, a Fu... Viking touch the ball which crossed the hole gate to stoop inside of the upper 90 ... Mierda not always a happy end. NO COMMENTS.

After that not time for anything, just for consolation both teams gave their best and 1-1 fair result for both. Outstanding match. Yellow cards: Ralf and Marco

In the bus as always nice atmosphere with some beers - today no snickers - and chatting about the match and of course our next targets on the league: Japan and Shooters.

To Remark - really well played guys and we still at the top of the league.

Yours
"Don Detlef"

Saturday, 12.11.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Les Bleus - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-2 (1-2)

A Victory for the honor against the French baguettes

Saturday, Nov 12th 2005, match against “Les Bleus?started with a very beautiful, warm and sunny day (probably the last one this year!). The Krauts departed the ride to Tianma with a hard decimated team. Since striker Khalek is still injured, Ryadh was not able to come because he ate too much frogs as well as Ayrton “Don Detlef?got ***ed up by the police with 2 kilos of cocaine. Even he strongly emphasized that it’s only for personal use he had to spend some time in prison, hope you will be out soon DD!!!

Everybody already was afraid that the Krauts have to play with one single striker Manu; with a delay of 30 minutes Heyko appeared. Except the missing of Kazu the defense of the Krauts seemed to be quiet well organized (ya—well---so far--)…anyways let’s take a look at the first 11 against the Blue Frogs.

Goal: Nicolas
Defense: Olaf “unforgettable Sudden? Helmut, Christian, Uli, Franz, Ralf, Thomas und Jonas and David “Sinatra?Corcoran
Midfield: Stefan and Nico, Sebastien (for which team did he actually play??), Peter and Bilgin “Dude, where is my air?
Strikers: Heyko (left, right, over, under …and gone--), Mike and Manu
On the sideline the usual suspects Daniel, Patrick and (as far as I know for the first time this season) Mr. Juergen Sievers.

First Half: The match started quiet boring but already after around 15 minutes fortunately striker Mike scored the 1:0 after very nice assistance from Youngster Nico. By the way Mike, did you already apply for a German passport…or what!?

Afterwards the match was actually quiet hard, the French were pissed and quiet angry about the (well, yes I have to say) quiet stable and well organized defense of the Krauts. Meanwhile the poor-staffed offensive did not really find a way against the French defense so it was more like a “Mittelfeld-Geplaenkel?

Only after a few minutes, probably the only shot from the French Fries in the first half, appearing from nowhere, the French equalized!! But the Krauts were not at all shocked, actually the last 20 minutes probably were the strongest minutes of the Krauts play and after a strong (“schoen trocken abgezogener) shot the FLench goalkeeper decided to rebound the ball before Manu’s feet and he did what a striker has to do, he confidently scored the 2:1 lead for the Krauts!! Afterwards the Krauts should have scored the 3:1, after a beautiful pass “in den freien Raum?from Olaf, striker Manu ran towards the French goal and passed in the right moment to Heyko “arriba, abajo, izquierda, derecha?but before he decided where to place the ball, the rest of the Team already drank beer in the bus on the way back.

Second Half: Nothing really exciting happened in the 2nd half as far as I remember.

Well…David got a yellow card as well as we had some trouble “wis se frensche playoers?---aah yes actually they should have made the 2:2, 3 times in a row only Nicolas (or own players) in front but they did not manage to place the ball in Nicolas?goal. The Krauts won deserved 2:1 and remain the LEADER OF THE LEAGE!!!!! So, anything more to tell about the match itself?? ---Let me think---NO!

After some beers and Snickers and a good home made “Bratwurst?we went back to centre of Shanghai. The bus ride was (was it?) one of the funniest ways back at least in this season. Some parts “gefaellig?

“Und der Popo der ging so und der Popo der ging so.....SOOOOO GING DER POPOOO UND DER POPOO DER GING SOOO?br>
Or maybe we try Daniels favourite performed by Manu ?Eine Uuu-Baahn..eine Uuu-Bahn..eine Uuuuuuuuu-Bahn bauen wir...von den Shoooooters, bis nach ********!?br>
But guys, let us be honest, the best performance was definitely brought up by David, with Frank Sinatras unforgotten “Myyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaaay?br>
Hope we gonna “anknuepfen?at the success of the last weeks and go on winning against the tough Vikings next Saturday.

In diesem Sinne!! Have a nice weekend guys!

Cheers,
Manu

Sunday, 30.10.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Korea Sports Mania/ Result: 2-1 (1-1)

Since most of the players were ?and still are ?occupied with the course of how the match went and therefore nobody of the active players are able to summarize the happening of that day, the “re-signed?match-day reporter once again in action. Yes, it was not an easy match to mentally work on. And don’t ask me, I also have no idea. Except that the last 2 victories went just too easy and everybody thought also this one will be “slept home? And again, the old paradox remained reality: the better the team on the paper, the worse the performance on the pitch. But later more to this?

Novelty in the SIFL: this match day re-scheduled to a Sunday and that meant that the Krauts Management had to screen the bars Saturday night to ensure everybody stayed home. Already in the first bar ?Judy’s ?we found the first offender: “Don Detlef? Next day this turned out as explanation for the disruption of his goal-record. “I was too weak today!? By the way, Judy’s also remained the last bar for the management ?until 3:00 in the morning.

Opponent today: Korean Sports Mania, the other but seemingly better Korean team. Last year we drew the first match of the season and lost 2 crucial points in the league run. So everybody should have been alerted, but only few in the team were on-board during that match. And again: winning 30:2 out of the last 2 matches did not really help the team to be scared. And what a team: 19 players and best-selection of the current squad. Sebastien, Woody, Ali (not seen for a while due to his knee injury but not forgotten), Khalek (injury) and Ralf (due to disciplinary reasons) missing today. On the other hand, Alonso and Heyko finally back in the team. Ralf’s absence left space for Uli to establish his position back to the first 11. Tactical formation unchanged: 3-5-2 and if you fill it with names it looked like follows:
Goal: Nicolas
Defense: Helmuth, Timo, Olaf (David, Kottzi as substitutes)
Midfield: Kazu and Franz defensive, Ayrton and Marco on the wings and Mike offensive midfield (Uli, Nico, Alonso, Thomas and Stefan as substitutes)
Striker: Ryad and Peter starting (Heyko as substitute)
Side-line: as usual, today with 3 promille on average

The match started everything else than expected. I cannot remember when I saw the Krauts so helpless and unorganised in the first minutes of the match. It took surely some time for the guys to realise that this is not the Korean team we played two weeks before. Playing the ball from the defence into the front and waiting for mistakes of their defence was just not working against these Koreans. Instead, decent passes and no real weaknesses in their defence. And the quick Korean play resulted in an overwhelmed Krauts-defence which clearly indicated that we are not “there?yet. Dangerous Krauts only through individual efforts. Organised pass play through the midfield as rare situations. It took 10 minutes for Ryad to make use of his speed to march towards the Korean goal. Instead of shooting from 7 meters a “hook?for the audience and before he could mark the goal he was fouled. The penalty taken and realised by Olaf ?as simple as that.

Resume so far: unattractive tough efficient play resulted in 1-0 for Krauts. Will this help the guys to get into the game finally? No, it didn’t. Instead, the Korean even improved their play and became more dangerous. After some alerting shots on Nicolas?goal they used one of his rare mistakes to equalise in minute 20. Of course, it was clearly unnecessary to come that far, but it happened. While we still thought: “Everything will be fine? the Koreans continued their program. Chance after chance and they even hit the bar before the half. Last chance however from Krauts. Heyko with pass from right to left which Helmuth only brought to the post. Almost sensational how he got this one but more sensational to miss (ok, the ball was difficult to take, I give you that). Clear words in the half ?more than necessary. “Concentrate and play as a team. Show character and play concentrated!?

Fortunately everybody understood now what is on the stake and put some more dedication into the match. From then on, Krauts dominated the game and the defence started to make use of the midfield. But still, chances only came selected and if, remained unused. With time running, Krauts more and more dangerous through Heyko, Alonso, Ayrton and Sefan. But this all is useless without scoring the goal. In the meantime, Vikings scored the equaliser against Shooters ?so this could be our day! Minute 80, corner by Ayrton and header by Christian. At least we have one who is able to score also with his head. However the ball over the goal. And on it went with Krauts needing and urging a second goal. 87. minute same situation: this time corner by Marco and Christians header found the goal. 2-1. And what a relief among the Krauts. Seconds later, the final whistle and game over.

Unlike the match last year, this time Krauts with luck. Not the best performance by us but with our ambition also such matches have to be won. And when comparing the match against Yueting were we drew instead of winning as deserved, justice came back to us. Winning this one also meant that Krauts conquered the top of the league, still with Shooters one match outstanding. We will remain there at least for 2 weeks when we face the French team. Next week it is sightseeing again in Hangzhou: 7-aside tournament and some distraction from the SIFL-life.

Your „für den Spielbericht reaktivierte?Daniel.

Saturday, 22.10.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai United - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-15 (1-6)

After the stunning 15-1 victory last week against the Korean Patriots, the next 3 points were the clear target today against our " Angstgegner" of the past couple years, Shanghai United. Two issues were main topics of the discussions ahead of the game:
Will the Krauts be focused and concentrated enough to secure the win after the relatively easy beating of the Korean Team last week? On the other hand, will the injury/holidays/birthday (whatever the reason for missing was) of Veteran Star Striker Uli Keller after his outstanding performance against the Koreans (where he eventually sealed the victory with his 35 yard hammer into the top corner) have any negative influence on the Krauts game?

Despite the (non-excusable No-Show of some players) we still had a decent squad for today’s game, here the starting 11:
Nicolas (goalie), Olaf (sweeper), Carlo, Helmut (defense), Sebastien and Timo (central midfield), Marco and Ayrton (left /right midfield), Mike (center forward), Woody and Ryad (strikers).

Eagerly waiting on the bench were Michael B. (back after 5 months holidays), Peter and David as well as Daniel (not sure in which function), Patrick (Director of football operations) and Thomas, the "camera-man".

By the time United finally found its eleven players, the game got started; after an early period of "Abtasten", Ayrton found the way into the net thanks to the friendly support of the United goalkeeper to open the score for the Krauts in the 7th minute.

It took several chances and minutes until Mike scored the next two goals in the 22nd and 23rd minute. Ayrton then closed the Krauts scoring in the first half with his second and third goal of the game (28th and 35th minute).United showed some signs of life with scoring their first (actually irregular ) goal of the day after a brutal foul on goalkeeper Nicolas. Both teams then stopped playing football for the last 10 minutes (well let’s say the Krauts stopped, United never started to play) and it was 5-1 at halftime.

I don’t know what has been said during the break, as I was having a hot dog for lunch...a lot of work makes hungry.

Start to the second half, nothing really happened anymore except 10 more goals for the Krauts scored by Ayrton ( 47th, 60th, 70th, 81st, 85th), Peter (50th, 58th),Stefan (62nd - I still don’t know how he managed to score from that angle), Timo (69th), and Mike (83rd) and a few nice saves from the unlucky, but very brave United Keeper. If it wasn’t for some at times too selfish play and poor execution of plays, we would have easily set a new league record, but let’s don’t complain after scoring 30 goals in 2 matches.

United was at no time able to compete with us, however things won’t be that easy anymore in the coming weeks when we are going to face some tough opponents to compete for the top 3.

Not much to add today, only that United will hopefully be in a better shape when facing the other top teams of the league, otherwise it will be a long season for them.

Damit zurueck in die angeschlossenen Funkanstalten,

Nicolas

Saturday, ??.??.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Korean Patriots / Result: 15-1 (6-0)

A saturday morning in countryside or la quinteta del aguila

Tian Ma Stadium, Shanghai Area
Pitch: very good, newly refurbished
Referee: pretty good.
Yellow cards: Ralf (12), Ayrton (33).
Goals Krauts: Khalek (4, 34), Peter (8), Ayrton (23,25,50,60,66), Franz (30, 89), Manuel (61, 70, 84), Sebastien (75), Uli (81).
Goals Koran Patriots: (51)

Mr President Daniel Berger will be able to celebrate its birthday easy-minded. Its team offered him this week-end one of the biggest score ever recorded in the Shanghai International Football League and the new Krauts record (ed.: and the highest in Krauts history!

Everything begun at 9.30 on Saturday morning when Ayrton (ed.: one beer from Sebastien to Ayrton, since his new nick name is “Don Detlef? had missed the bus in Pudong. After a tight vote (9 vote for, 0 against) we decided to wait for him. Later on it will turns out to be a pretty clever decision. Due to some injuries, week-ends and travels in Europe we were only thirtheen at the beginning of the game. Nico as goal keeper, Kazo , Helmut and Ralph center defense, Franz and Sebastien midfield with Don Detlef above. On the sides, the technical touch of the team, Marco our brasilian and .. Uli that has been waiting for a long time this opportunity to begin on the pitch and to prove its real value. Khalek and Peter were in charge of running and scoring.

From the beginning things went well and a wide victory quickly drawn out. From Khalek (Assist from Marco) at the 4th mn to Franz at the 89th, 16 goals were scored. The German spirit does not allow to stop at the 10th goal but to keep on playing. It looks like all of us are becoming a bit German! (ed.: oh Sebastien, did it hurt to write that?)

4 mn: Marco got the ball and launched the flying French who crucifies the keeper. 1-0
8 mn : On the right aisle, Khalek gives back to Marco then Sebastien who slowly gives the ball to Peter. 2-0
23 mn: Ayrton who didn’t stop talking and calling the ball from the beginning (Khalek, khalek, khalek, khalek,?peter,peter,peter,peter, peter? takes the ball from Korean feet and brings it to the goal. 3-0
25 mn: Khalek launches Sebastien on the aisle. Cross direct to Ayrton who scores with the head. 4-0
30 mn: the ball start from defense from Kazu , Franz makes a wonderful double touch control and is alone in front of the keeper. 5-0
34 Mn: Khalek closes the score for the first half-time. 6-0

Second half begun at the same pace and the quality slowly decreases. Nevertheless the public yet attend 9 goals. 50 mn: Ayrton our new eagle, takes the ball from midfield, wraps up three defenders and in two tries passes over the keeper. 7-0
51 mn: On a bad inspiration of Krauts defense, valorous Koreans scored the most beautiful goal, cleaning the spidernet of the goals. 7-1 (ed.: I think everything started with the defensive midfield sleeping)
60 mn: 4th goal for Ayrton on a great 20 meter shot. 8-1
61 mn: things are becoming more difficult for Koreans. Marco prepares and Manu concludes for its (ed.: should be “his?in correct English, but I leave that) first goal in the League. 9-1
66 mn: Khalek goes around the defense and serves Ayrton who completes its quinteta. Coach gives him the order to stop scoring and play with his teammates. 10-1
70: Manuel to push the ball between keeper’s legs. 11-1
75: Khalek once again makes the difference on the aisle and offers its first goal to Sebastien. Birthday’s present for the president. 12-1 (ed.: thank you!!!)
81: Amazing move of Uli on the right side and big shot to go through the keeper. Great Game, great goal. 13-1
84: Once again on Khalek service Manuel scores. 14-1
89: Franz, our captain closes the game with the fifteenth.

With this large victory Krauts get now the second place, 2 points behind the Shooters. Nevertheless more than this classification, here are the lessons of yesterday’s game:
1/ Uli is able to score
2/ Even at 13 we do not need our president and trainer (aka: directore technico) to play
3/ Ayrton 5 goals, 0 assists.
4/ Ayrton, keep scoring , stop talking.


Justice might be given to our poor counterparts who keep with playing and fighting together even at 14-1; The goal they scored (probably the most beautiful of the game) allowed them to save honour. We wish them to spend better Saturdays in the coming year!

Yours
Sebastien Ory

P.S.: The contents, especially the English grammar and the comments on the players belong to the author and do not necessarily represent the opinion of the Krauts management (except the ones for Ayrton).

Saturday, 24.09.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Yueting Joyspeed - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-0 (0-0)

2nd match of the season and directly a match of the favourites ?one should think. Whereas Krauts started with a hard fought but clear victory over Azzurri (in their traditional green colours), Yueting failed during their first official appearance in the SIFL against Vikings with 5-2 (Vikings certainly another favourite for the top ranks ?after Krauts of course). And for us the first match again with our old “friends? Playing with us until 2 season ago, we knew very well the strengths of Carter, Xu Tao, Tommy, Jesse, Jacky and Patrick’s personal buddy ?Zheng Hua.

So all the signs for a tough match, which after all was a black day for our offense. But one after the other. First the line-up ?in total 16 players:
Goal: after 2 goals against the Azzurri the rotation brought a new face - Marc - between the posts
Defense: Helmuth, Micha B., Ralf and David, no Olaf, no Franz, no Kottzi. That meant that Kazu was re-positioned to play as libero.
Midfield: Marco, Ayrton, Stefan N., Sebastien (defensive mid), Ali and Peter.
Striker: Khalek, Mike, Ryad and Woody
And of course nothing moves without “Directore Technico?and “El Presidente?br>
Into the match: Krauts with a decent start and without the usual inconsistent passes in the early minutes. Sure, not being alerted for one second can cost a goal. First tests for the defence mastered without problems, thanks to Kazu who played a “round?ball today. What was the name of the other libero again? Also the integration of the defence and the midfield worked well during most of the first half ?so it looked like a good match on high level. Without arrogance ?Krauts with slight dominance which was supported by frictions in the Chinese team. Consequently our first chances, mainly via Khalek. His shot on the post was just the “tip of the iceberg? And so the first half ended with half a dozen (i.e. 3 for our mathematic students) chances ?all unused.

Address in the half, clearly directed to the offence. We won’t get that many chances to waste, so open up your eyes. The other parts of the team did their job well so they could also blame the strikers?

Second half started, continued and ended as the first half. With a solid defence and dedicated midfield, Krauts dominated but again to less out of our chances. Side change: the referee himself tought to support the miserable play of Yueting with some “fine?decisions. Like a free-kick for the Chinese at 16 m distance out of the blue. The ball went in but indirect free-kick means the ball has to be touched twice. That was not the case ?no goal. But the referee had not enough of his crap ?enough for Khalek to bear at the side line. Some nice words were awarded with yellow. Later also Ayrton thought he can start to argue with the ref ?also yellow for him and an instant substitute - “Learn through pain? Meanwhile the play up and down the ground lines, with the more promising chances for us. Near the end best chance of the match (but you know what follows): great solo from Ryad through left side on direct way to the goal. Shot ?bar ?touch-down behind!!! the line and in addition Stefan tried to settle it.

You won’t believe. Empty goal, ball 1m away and the shot 5 m over the goal. Never seen before and hopefully never again. And if you don’t make that one, you don’t make any goal. However, since the ball was behind the line ?another bad mistake by the ref who did not award us with the lead. The match ended with a foul of the Chinese keeper as last man (red card). The following free-kick by Ayrton as last chance but ?. (ed: I am tired!).

After all, 2 points lost in a match that was clearly ours. Let’s hope for better days of our strikers.

Your „fürs Zuschauen nicht belohnte?Daniel.

Saturday, 17.09.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Azzuri FC / Result: 4-2 (1-0)

New season, new start?.all the anticipation generated from the 2 month break would finally come to an end as the new season of the SIFL kicked off. After the third place finish of last season much had been promised of the new season and the Krauts would kick off against the Azzurri in search of a winning start. The formation for the first game was a slight variation from how it finished last season with the Krauts lining up in a 3-3-3-1 formation. With Nicholas in goal, the support would be by Olaf as libero with Helmut and Christian playing their usual man marker roles. The defensive midfield would place new boy, Ralf Vogelman on the right, Ali Killy on the left and the reliable Kazu in the middle of defense. The offensive midfield would comprise Marco Cruz on the right, new French signing Mike dropping behind the striker and the Bolivian wonder boy Ayrton on the the right. Khalek again would be asked to do the majority of the work up forward.

With the game kicking off under an unusually hot September sun the Krauts very quickly asserted their dominance and within two minutes went one goal ahead as Khalek neatly slotted away a through ball from Mike as the French connection worked in virtually the first forward move of the season. After the early success, the Azzurri gradually worked their way back into the game as they controlled the midfield with a compact passing game as the Krauts struggled to come to terms with their new formation. Tight defense with Koetzi and Olaf in command at the back limited the opportunities for the Azzurri with the only chance coming as ex-Kraut player Thomas hit the post with a stinging shot from the right.

Halftime saw a string of changes from both sides and it seemed to work for the Krauts as new boy Ralf Vogelman hit a hopeful ball up forward only to see the opposition keeper misjudge the ball and gift the Krauts defender a goal within 2 minutes of the restart. Perhaps the goal led to a slight over confidence in the Kraut team, as within 3 minutes a jinking run from the main Azzurri threat on the left led to a rash challenge in the box and the Azzurri were awarded a penalty. Continuing his good form from the opening tournament, Nicholas proved safe between the posts and the Kraut lead was maintained.

As if the penalty miss had woken the Krauts, the game was made safe just 12 mins. into the 2nd half as another of the new signings, Ryadh, scored the third with a thumping right foot strike from just outside the box. The Azzurri scored a couple of consolation goals to give more respectability to the score line however it was Ryadh again to keep the game secure with his second goal scored after 25 mins..

A 4-2 win for the Krauts seemed comfortable at the end however it was not a true reflection of the game as the Krauts were made to work a lot harder than they expected. Good performances from new Brazilian signing Marcus as well Scottish import Ali Killy whose crunching tackles may just earn him the ‘chopper?title in the krauts defense. Disappointment again for Bolivian wonder boy Ayrton who failed to trouble the scorers despite numerous chances however his early season touch looked good and much is anticipated for the season ahead. All in all a good result for the Krauts and with a string of first team players still missing due to other commitments a successful season beckons.

Next week sees the Krauts take on Joy Speed in a crucial clash as both teams expected to fight out a top four finish this season.

Carlo Paganetti

Khalek 2,
Vogelmen 2T 2,
Ryadh 2T 12, 25

Saturday, 10.09.2005 / SIFL Opening Tournament
TOURNAMENT REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: Semi-Final

The usual start into the new season - with the opening tournament. First chance to measure the strength of the team, test the tactics, see whether the new signings fulfil their expectation and most important since unique this year, see whether our trainings camp was for good or only a nice sightseeing event (Khalek). Beginning of September always with nice weather conditions, slow cooling down after the hot summer months. And together with a BBQ set-up, of course co-ordinated by Vorkoster Dirk, also this Saturday promised to be a nice day.

Surprisingly the participation of only 16 players (surprise if you consider that we registered 35 for the season). But probably most of the other 19 missing players were still in summer holiday or managing to get fit for the season. So here is the line-up for mission 1: Opening Tournament Trophy.

Goal: Nicolas
Defense: Olaf, Helmut, Kottzi, Carlo, Micha B., Uli and Franz
Midfield: Marco, Ayrton, Stefan N., Sebastien, Peter, Bilgin, Kazu
Offense: Khalek and Woody

Since the total number of teams this year was increased by 2 to 13 teams we played in 3 groups. We in Group A together with Voodoo, United and - of course again - Shooters (the gods are against us). Against Shooters also the first match. Short comment on the tactics: 3-5-2, with Kazu and Sebastien as defensive midfielders.

Shanghai Krauts vs. Shooters: 0-1

Good performance in our first official SIFL match, Shooters starting with pressure but everything else than scary. Although we started with a couple of good moves and ideas of chances, nothing ended in the goal of Shooters. Also on their side they hardly managed to get into the match. Rather disappointing the overall performance of the last year's (for the last time) champions. But one thing obviously has not changed: they are dangerous every second of the match. And if you only sleep 1 second against them (as done in the middle of the match) it cost you a goal. A surprising (for our defence) attach ended in a nice conclusion with a goal. Misunderstanding at the pitch: we played the time through not in 2 halves. This probably affected also the tactics on the pitch, and in no time the match was over (without having a chance to level the score in the second half). But also a President is only a human.

Shanghai Krauts vs. United: 4-0

Now with clear understanding of the time format we moved into the second match. United lost their established goalie and that means happy time for the strikers of their opponents (also in the league)?

So anyway a quick start from us, we needed 3 points to get up in the table again. And so it came without bigger hurdles that we scored 4 times in 20 minutes. Khalek with 2 goals, leaving the other goals out of courtesy to Woody and Ayrton.

Voodoo vs. Shanghai Krauts: 1-1

The last group match against Voodoo and this was decisive. Voodoo themselves already with a draw against Shooters and United. Clear message: victory although a draw would have been sufficient. Later on the President was blamed again for giving out the right order (but what is wrong with asking for a victory)? Obviously the target of victory was reason for our offensive play in the last 5 to 10 minutes and giving a *** on the defence. In most cases something happens and so it did. Attack by Voodoo, quick and dirty and goal for them. Now what? Tactics hin, Tactics her. We need a goal, a quick one. No matter how, no matter who. Last seconds of the match and it did not look like that. Come on guys! Finally, and not without help of Chris in the Voodoo-goal we "managed" to get the ball in. Don't know how, don't who. But egal. A draw it is and that's enough.

Finishing 2nd in the table with 4 points we went further in the competition, quarterfinal as next step.

Quarter-final: Les Bleus vs. Shanghai Krauts FC: 0-3 a.P.

And here we met the French. So with over 15 French players on the pitch the match started. Krauts dominated with nice play but only until the French penalty box. Looked pretty much like a "non-attack-agreement". Lucky for Les Bleus, who could have lost easily within official time if we would not be so blind and ***y with our chances. But also lucky for us. Les Bleus awarded with a penalty in minute 15 but Nicolas in old form and as penalty killer. So the decision was to be made in the penalty shoot-out. Here again, Les Bleus not able to score even from 11 meters. Nicolas in great form and with the required saves. This even allowed Olaf to shot the ball on the post and miss his penalty. But thanks to Franz, Kazu and Marco the penalty shoot-out was decided for us even before the 5th penalty chance was taken.

Semi-final: Shooters vs. Shanghai Krauts FC: 1-0

Next opponent, Shooters again. I know it's getting boring but you know the thing with the "god". For the match itself, please refer to the firm match. Final result 1-0 for Shooters. For us time to enjoy the BBQ and some cold "blondes".

Shooters also went off the pitch as winner in the final and as first trophy winner of the season 2005-2006. Some organisational remark: match reports forth following will be written by individual players on circulating basis. Hope this adds some other views on soccer and different senses of humour.

Your "with probably the last match report" Daniel





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Saturday, 18.06.2005 / SIFL Season 2004/2005 REVIEW

Obliged by contracts and depending on their further support, first thanks to our sponsors: Judy (most of her bars with surge in sales, guess why?), Schenker, a-tea and Bosch. Hope to have you on board next season again! Commercials aside ?let’s talk football. What a great season has passed! With the continuous improvement of all participating teams ?and under guidance of the committee, the league has become one of the most competitive amateur leagues in Asia. Thank you all for that.

And for Shanghai Krauts it was one of the best seasons so far (ed.: as mentioned in last year’s Mei Wenti and hopefully next year as well). Unfortunately we could not defend the OT trophy, but being Runners-Up, lost only on penalties is just as fine. Also we could not defend the Fair Play Trophy this year but in this competitive league this award is only for the “soft eggs? Anyway beating the Shooters as only league team this year, fighting them in the SIFL- Cup Finals and finishing the league as 3rd just behind Japan is reason enough to be very happy with this season.

Tough at the beginning of the season it looked everything else than that: it seemed challenging enough to compensate the departure of Ralf as solid defender and top scorer, Carsten aka “Rheuma Kaay? most of our Chinese players and goalie Chris. But luckily during the summer break and the first weeks of the season some very talented players joined the team: Franz, Olaf, Marco, Woody as well as Alonso and Miguel from Latinos, just to name a few. And together with the existing players, Krauts entered the season with one of the strongest squad on hand. Late-comers Ayrton, Heyko, Khalek and youngster Nico rounded up this selection of fine footballers. Also the management restructured: Patrick as designated Head Coach (better at the line than on the field!) and installation of the presidential office as further keys of success.

This season was also one with plenty of records: 46 players in the roster from 14 countries (but still we are a German team!!!!); Nico, with 13 years not only youngest player ever registered but also as youngest goal scorer in the SIFL history (unforgettable his equaliser against Japan in the Cup-QF) and Juergen as most effective forwarder (2 goals with 3 appearances adds up to 70%); and the age difference between both players (ed.: two generations!!) is certainly another record worthwhile to mention. We also continued our Asian crusade with 2 tournament participations of which Bangkok was our strongest so far: again eliminated only on penalties. But revenge was taken on Nana Plaza in nighttimes!!!

With most of the players remaining with Krauts (also our goalie!!!) and certain enforcements in the summer we can positively look forward to next season. However, we have to say goodbye to Dieter (“Lichtfigur des defensiven Mittelfelds? and “Rechts Aussen?Frank ?both playing with us for over two seasons. We wish you good luck and don’t forget Shanghai Krauts! And regretfully we lost Andi already after the 3rd match of the season on injury (at least we won the match against Azzurri).

Last but not least: 2005 marks the 10th anniversary of Shanghai Krauts, being one of the founding members of the league. For sure we will celebrate this great occasion with a tournament in the summer. Let’s celebrate together and: Krauts - go for another ten!

Shanghai Krauts
- Presidential Office -

Saturday, 11.06.2005 / SIFL Closing Tournament
TOURNAMENT REPORT / Result: 4th of Group C

20 minutes break after the exhausting, but unfortunately undeserved defeat against Shooters in the Cup-Final, before our first match in the Closing Tournament. Will this be enough? Certainly a challenge for the entire team! But the squad was big enough. Besides the players in the Cup Final we had additional 5 players on the bench (the President as joker among them). So, this as last chance for a winner trophy.

The team: Nicolas, Kottzi, Micha B., Olaf, Kazu, Dieter, Carlo, Marco, Stefan N., Thomas Sch., Peter, Ayrton, Khalek, Nico N., Ali, Sebastien, Miguel and Heyko (those already played in the Cup final)

In addition: Uli, Bilgin, Andre T., Thomas P. and “his Excellency?br>
A quick look at the group = “death group? Joy Speed, Shooters (when will it stop), and Les Bleus. But who cares? If we draw all the matches we should be through easily. So let’s rumble, aber richtig?br>
Joyspeed vs. Shanghai Krauts: 1-0
First tournament match against „old friends?(or “ex-Krauts backbone?). Jacky, Xu Tao, Tommy on so on. After their formation the played one year in the second division or Pudong League. The won the league and are qualified to play in SIFL next year. Today their first appearance in the Shanghai Top League. And: knowing them from the past the tactic was easy. “Let them play with the ball until they miss the goal? And so it went ?at least most of the 20 minutes. Although they dominated the match against our ?. Garnitur?it took them quite a while to score. Only once as I remember. Enough for them! Revenge will follow next season, of course.

Les Bleus vs. Shanghai Krauts: 2-0
Mon cherri, saba? Whatever, points are needed. If possible 3, 2 are fine as well. Balanced results during the season. We lost the first match (2-0) but hit them hard in the second part of the season ?5:1 but it could have been a higher victory for us. And today? Terrible - nothing worth to mention. Our offence reach middle line maximum, therefore nothing to work with as striker (me). And our defence? Which one? Two easy goals for France ?too easy. Also: Revenge will follow next season, that’s promised.

Shooters vs. Shanghai Krauts: 1-0
Finally an equal match. Both teams with 90 minutes “in the legs already? The match also looked like that ("Standfussball"). Throughout the season we clearly dominated the matches against Shooters with altogether 4 points (the 2 cup matches do not matter in this context). But in this match Shooters with the better end and lucky enough to overcome Nicolas. 1-0 for Shooters.That was the tournament for us. Being last of our group, we were surprisingly NOT qualified for the semi final. So enough time for relaxing, beer and BBQ and watching the rest of the tournament. Interesting matches still to come. Shooters lost against Korea and the Final saw Joyspeed defeating Japan in the penalty shoot-out.

Resume: just too much soccer for us today.
In the evening the traditional “Krauts-Season-Party? Today not in “The Spot?but in “Muenchner Freiheit?as new trial location. Party as usual and reflection of the season. Selection of Krauts-Player of the season: Nicolas (1), Olaf (2) and Kazu (3). Also a trophy for Woody as best goal scorer (10 in total).Two events still to come in June: next week SIFL-Party and the weekend after our 10th Anniversary Tournament. See you then lads ?

Yours „looking into the future already?Daniel

Saturday, 11.06.2005 / SIFL Cup Final
GAME REPORT: Malones Shooters - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 3-0 (2-0)

Big day for SIFL and even bigger day for Shanghai Krauts. Today last league day of the season 2004-2005: to finish with the SIFL Cup-Final and the Closing tournament. This means for us, still 2 trophies to get. We for the first time in our history in the SIFL Cup Final. After green card in first round, QF against Japan (legendary victory after penalty shoot-out) and the semi-final against Oranje (duty-victory) a rather short course to reach the final. But it means also full-day soccer action with the tournament after our cup final. But first things first?

Preparation before went fine. Beer were cooled down almost a week and BBQ prepared by “Grill Meister?Dirk. But I will spare you the particulars how he and Hans served the BBQ (only one word: topless). Apart from them let’s focus on the guys who were supposed to write Krauts-history today:

Goal: Nicolas back from Germany for this big day. With today he had 22 appearances and with this most loyal Krauts player. Thanks for your reliability.

Defence: Kottzi (with significant reduction of “Abnahmen?in this season), Micha B. (with 20 matches among the most loyal Krauts and strong supporter of “Daniel Diego Ronaldo?, Olaf (newcomer of the season and with his support in the defence, Krauts with the lowest goals received in history (only 23), Dieter (after 2 seasons last SIFL match for him, finally J), Carlo (due to his yellow card today, Krauts as most dirtiest team in SIFL history, thanks for this trophy but also for your 19 appearances this season)

Midfield: Kazu (“Most valuable Player?, Marco (keep on smiling but nobody crosses him), Stefan N. (Big thanks for bringing the “real Nissl?always to the Kraut matches), Thomas Sch. (great achievements this season, hopefully not the zenith yet), Peter (high-speed local enforcement), Ayrton (“because we have to keep him motivated, otherwise he might accept the offer from Schalke 04 to replace this other cannonball called Ailton. People "auf Schalke" might not even recognize such replacement??, Nico N. („Scheiße, war das ein Hammer Tor gegen die Japaner!!! Ein Quasi-Goalden-Goal ;-)) Unser Youngstar!!?, Ali (the “Highlander?in our squad), Sebastien (newcomer with great soccer skills, by the way, he is working on the German citizenship),

Striker: Miguel (great come back after his knee injury, unforgotten his decisive goals against Vikings), Heyko (joined in the middle of the season through our Ecuadorian connection, 5 goal in 11 matches with lowest running efforts ever seen), Khalek (also 5 goals in 11 matches, great start and definitively looking for more next season)

The match started like the others against Shooters did. Defensive Krauts - waiting for mistakes and wholes in their defence. But this time the match developed differently like planned by the head coach. Everything started with a free kick in minute 15 or a little later. Free kick Shooters from 25 meters half left towards the goal. Nobody reached the ball, and with Nicolas to much focussed on who of the Shooter strikers may reach the ball, the ball slipped into the net. What a present! 1-0 Shooters. After that we continued to play our match realising that the goal was just a “Ei?(Or even tactic itself?). And by time we had worked out a couple of chances which were obviously to hard to handle for our strikers. 5 minutes to end the “pre-decision? Quick attack by Shooters, John Grant served and finish with a volley. No chance for Nicolas. Great goal, but for the wrong team. 2-0 Shooters, that’s heavy. Fortunately the break came shortly afterwards ?time for coming down and pre-focus on the second half.

Comments on the 2 part of the match could be done briefly. We played strong in the defence and “we had our chances? But only chances. On the other side, Shooters managed to score one more time. Carlo with yet another card. But him playing against John Grant this should be excused. Shooters also Cup Winner with 3-0 after full time. Considering the course of the match there is nothing really to be disappointed about, except the poor utilisation of chances. Never mind, we got already enough points from them.

So let’s focus on the real last chance for a trophy, the tournament starts in 20 minutes. And nobody leaves the pitch…….

Yours “an den letzten Pokal glaubende?Daniel

Saturday, 04.06.2005 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Malones Shooters / Result: 2-2 (1-1)

Two weeks break since our last match against Voodoo. Last weekend Japan drew against United. That means still a theoretic chance for us to become Top 2 of SIFL. Quick look at the table this morning: Japan with 42 points vs. Krauts with 40 points. However we with a slightly stronger opponent (Shooters) than Japan (Oranje). But soccer is soccer not only because it’s soccer but also because everything is possible. And the “hope dies last? But one thing was clear, Japan max. a draw and we win against Shooters = “the world is in Ordnung?

But upon arrival, terrible news: Japan won against Oranje (“big thanks to the largest cheese manufacturer of the world? and our hopes “Gone with the wind? So regardless our match against the Shooters we are Top 3, but this for sure. Difficult task for the coach to motivate the players (the president is working on the vision for next season already).

But let’s have a look on the 19-player-squad first:

Goal: Marc as last-minute joker and substitute for Nicolas. Is this a message? But remember: the last time he was not there we won 6-0 against Korea.
Defence: Helmut, Kottzi and Micha B. (neither Franzl nor Olaf)
Midfield: Kazu, Dieter, Carlo, Marco, Stefan N., Thomas Sch., Peter, Ayrton, Nico N., Thomas P., Sebastien and Alonso
Striker: Khalek, Heyko and Miguel.
Clear tactical briefing today ?same like in the last match. Strong defence, being supported by a defensive midfield. Only one striker, waiting for counter-attacks. No need to play nice ?play effective! That Shooters had an obvious problem with their goalie did not influence our tactic. And the tactic seemed to work once more. 5 minutes played first chance. Midfield served the ball to Khalek who struggled through 2 defenders and marched towards the goal. And the rest was easy: Right corner? Or left corner? Middle? What does is matter? With a “Fliegenfänger?in the goal, the score is settled. 1-0 for Krauts. Unbelievable! Here we are ?on the track again. After short celebration (we are getting used to score against Shooters I suppose) the match continued with defensive Krauts and “desperately pushing?Shooters. Substitute Shooters: the goalie of course. 20 minutes later a present for Shooters. An easy ball deflected into our goal. 1-1. Unnecessary, unlucky but also that belongs to soccer. Never mind! Keep focussed, keep concentrated. And so we went into the half, but not before Carlo was booked with another dark-yellow card.

Comments on 2nd half with focus on the moments that matter. 68. minute attack by Shooters, pass with overview into the middle, 2-1 for Shooters. Shooters with pride and we with Heyko. 5 minutes later it was Krauts attacking again. Nico through right side with the “deadly?pass to Heyko (as “always standing? but in the right position) and from there directly into the goal. 2:2 ?back into the match. After that we continued our offence and were able to work out a couple of other promising chances. Alonso, Heyko, Alonso, Heyko just to name a few “chatos? But Alonso was later nominated as Man of the Match ?well deserved! After all, lucky Shooters. We could have won, but it would not have influenced the final SIFL-standing anymore.

The league is over: A great season with 1 victory and 1 draw over Shooters as main achievement. No other team came near to endanger the Champion 2004-2005. And there is still a chance for a real trophy: next week in the cup final. Guess against whom.

Your “mit der Saison insgesamt doch zufriedene?Daniel

Saturday, 21.05.2005 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Big Bamboo Voodoo / Result: 1-0 (0-0)

Slowly, slowly the season nears it’s end. Two more matches to play, one of them today against Voodoo. And as far as the season target is concerned (Top 2 of SIFL): everything is still possible. Although nobody really believes this anymore, the statistics say if Japan looses their two outstanding matches against United and Oranje we can still qualify as Runners-Up. But this means winning today and at least one point against Shooters in the last match. Or another example: Japan draws both of their last matches and we win our last two matches. Or another alternative ?Enough of this ***! First we have to win today!

Beautiful day with sun and blue sky. This maybe as reason for yet another record in player-participation in this season. 19 players in total, and here they go:

Goal: Nicolas
Defence: Helmut, Micha B., Franzl, Olaf and Uli
Midfield: Kazu, Dieter, Carlo, Stefan N., Thomas Sch., Peter, Ayrton, Nico N. and Ali
Striker: Frank, Alonso, Khalek and Heyko.

Quite a good team together and this is more than necessary. Voodoo always very strong especially in the defence (but obvious problems with strikers). Chris in the goal of Voodoo highly motivated against his former employer. So let him participate in the match accordingly (you know what I mean, he, he, he ?. Just for info the first match of the season was won through goals from Olaf, Kazu and Marco (the French one).

Into the match: first half time lasted around 45 minutes if I remember right. But nothing spectacular happened, except one great save by Nicolas. We stood very strong in the defence and had a couple of chances, especially by Frank and Woody. Similar scenario in the 2nd half - also 45 minutes. Rather equal participation of both teams (ok, little bit more for us), with some attractive soccer displayed. Still goalless the match went near the finish. Who scores the important goal? And when? Salvation came with 2 minutes to the end. Yet another attack by Krauts, prepared by the midfield. Alonso through left side and smart pass into the middle. Kazu on position and no chance for Chris, who was suddenly “Mittendrin statt nur dabei? 1-0 for Krauts. Well done Kazu and thanks to Alonso for his overview and team spirit. Thanks also to the others who did their crucial part. It was a working victory with slight advantages for us. So it was a deserved win after all. And a fair match: no yellows and/or red cards. Unusual for Krauts (being on the right track to be the “most dirtiest team in SIFL history?.

Unfortunately Japan won earlier today against Azzurri. For a long time it did not look like, Azzurri was 2-0 in front but screwed it up in the end (as in so many other matches). So it really comes down to mathematics during the outstanding matches.

Your “still full of hope?Daniel

Saturday, 14.05.2005 / SIFL CUP Semi-Final
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - O'Malleys Oranje / Result: 3-0 (1-0)

The May holiday behind us and 2 ?weeks break to recover from the tough SIFL Cup Quarter-final match against Japan. This weekend our run in the cup competition is to continue ?the only competition left to get a “real trophy?and for the first time in the semi final of the SIFL Cup. Our opponent Oranje looks like a manageable task but history thought us never to underestimate them.

The result of 3-0 looks pretty fine and straightforward but it was indeed a hard way to achieve. Starting from the weather conditions and wind during our match and of course the action in the match itself: 4 yellow cards for Olaf, Franz, Woody and Alonso another indication that this was everything else than a friendly occasion. Yes, in this stage of such competition the long-term friendship with our “neighbours?is suddenly forgotten. So it took 90 minutes hard fight, Nicolas on position, Heyko with 2 “never expected?goals?and headaches at the sideline to make it happen: Shanghai Krauts in the Final on 11th June 2005 (against Shooters who decided the other semi final with 10-0 over United). But again that was a long way. Preparations went well with training even during the holidays and nice weather and sunshine during the week. But when the weather turned to rain on Friday we learned again that our team consist of a couple of South Americans! Anxious calls from Alonso and Ayrton (Saturday, 8:30 a.m.) whether we play or not. My answer (being brought up at the rough shores of “OSTsee? you can imagine. Together our “weather fragile?Latinos, participation was again very good. 18 players went into the statistics (also the yellow cards my friends) ?and these were:

Goal: Nicolas, “am Ende des Tages?again Man of the Match (and with this everything should be clear for the Deam Team of the League)
Defence: Olaf after his suspension again as libero, Micha B. right side ?Helmuth left side (later Carlo) and Thomas Sch. as stopper. Uli aka “the Cat?(the lila Katze) with his chance in the last 3 minutes to bring the victory home.
Midfield: Ayrton left ?Franz left centre (later Bilgin) ?Peter right centre and Stefan N. on right side (later newcomer Ali for Peter and Nico for Papa, welcome Ali to Shanghai Krauts). Marco injured but supporting at the line, Dieter still in Germany for the celebration of Bayern’s championship and Kazu in Japan (who knows which championship he is celebrating over there?
Striker: Woody and Khalek in starting formation but in between exchanged with Alonso and Heyko and vice-versa.

Officials:
The usual two suspects, today not always with same opinion, but head coach later proved to be right.

Also thanks for Frank (im Dienste der Mannschaft), Hans and all the other supporters, which came out during this lousy weather to support us. Thanks also to Heyko’s wife who supported us in the car (with light and music on full volume) ?special thanks also to the guys who got the car in motion again (although the “catalysator?might be damaged now).

A quick review of the match goes like that: 90 minutes rain and wind against us in the first half. Very strong Oranje team today (I told you never to underestimate them) controlling most of the first half. We instead like: “a chicken farm?to comment the head coach?review in the break. No organised play and passes from the defence, only long balls which came directly back due to the wind. Always one step behind the Oranje’s and the ball. Oranje started with a couple of good chances and shots on the goal (which would have been rather harmless if not supported by the wind). Our offence was not really dangerous but highly effective. First chance for Khalek from 17m - his shot was deflected and arrived in the goal well without being touched by the goalie: 1-0 after 10 minutes. Well done but at this stage rather out of the blue. Between minute 10 and 20 Krauts a little better with a couple of chances, incl. a promising shot from Nico, which passed the goal only in the range of cm’s. The rest of half one is not worthwhile to mention, except that our defence and Nicolas (with some remarkable saves) were able to stop Oranje from doing wrong.

After clear words from the head coach, endless discussions whether we play positions or numbers and with the hope that the wind might help us to finally get into the match the second half started. To make it short: after all we were not able to fully control the match in the 2nd half either but we continued to play VERY, VERY effective. 15 minutes played in the 2nd half, attach through right side by Nico through a couple of Dutch players (each of them decades older). And alone with the keeper he showed great team spirit to pass the ball to Heyko (who seemed standing there for ages already) to mark the second goal. Just before an offside goal after great pass from Heyko to Alonso who netted with a volley. But again this was (given) offside and therefore nothing for the statistics. Only 10 minutes later our 3rd chance in the match and 3rd goal, again by Heyko with a shot from 15 - 17 meters into the right corner. Keeper powerless = 3-0. That was all for today but enough if considering the weather. Nobody really expected an excellent match but also not such a poor performance.

Bottom line: we made Oranje strong with our overall performance, we played far below our performance but highly effective. Heyko with lowest!! running effort as match winner. We won and are in the finals!! At least the result as a nice birthday present for the head coach, who became “very old?the day before. Next week we play in the league again of which the 3rd place is not decided yet. We need at least 1 point out of the remaining 2 matches to keep Les Bleus behind. Opponent next Saturday is Voodoo. So let’s hope that somebody else has birthday next week and that we win again (regardless how bad or good we play). CU around!

Your “aufgrund des Abstiegs von Hansa Rostock traurige aber wegen des Finaleinzugs der Krauts in Summe doch glückliche?Daniel

Wednesday, 27.04.2005 / SIFL CUP Quarter-Final
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Japan FC / Result: 4-2 a.P. (0-2)

For the first time since time is counted, Krauts plays a “Pflichtspiel?under the week. Yes, our strong performances in this season has resulted in granting a slot during prime time: Wednesday evening, so to say “Champions League ? time? 08:00 p.m., stadium atmosphere (unfortunately not fully booked out), floodlight! “Kampf der Giganten?(ed.: battle of giants)! Krauts meets Japan for the quarterfinals in the SIFL- Cup. Thanks to our international tournaments and the President being also SIFL Committee Member, Krauts with green card for the preliminary round and directly entering the QF’s (Hebiguchi Cup ?same, same). But the first match in the cup such an opponent (Hebuguchi Cup ?same, same; ed. that time it was Shooters). So Japan it is and so seen already the third time this season. The first two matches unluckily and unnecessarily lost, time for levelling the score (or: time for revenge).

By the way: reason for the match on Wednesday night was the cancelling of the match against Japan two weeks earlier, since some Chinese students (most of them with Sony Ericsson mobile phones, Olympus cameras to shoot the event, Panasonic Handycams to catch the scene and often dining out in Teppanyaki) thought to take a stroll and protest against Japan. Cause of this is certainly discussable, but lets talk football here. Maybe Kazu can help out to explain. Whether reasoned or not, politics affecting sport is always negative and should not happen anyway. Mein Wort ist Gesetz!!!

Back to the scene, two weeks later it was time ?finally! New location at Jianguo Lu city centre. New stadium and just suited to host this match. Japan with two direct victories over us secured the 2nd position in the league this year, we still looking forward to hold the 3rd. Again 2nd meets 3rd in one of the most competitive amateur soccer leagues in Asia (ed.: sounds like AC Milan vs. Liverpool in the Champions League final).

Participation record reflecting the sincerity of the match: 18 players attending tonight. Only 4 seeded Krauts not available: Olaf (suspended after 4th yellow ?certainly not without consequences), Alonso (not able to make it from Hangzhou tonight), Kazu (I wonder how, I wonder why……) and Pat as headcoach (the “Felix?of Krauts). Let me shortly introduce the “Assipack?of today:

Goal: Nicolas, today with one of his best performances for Krauts (“just his day?, hopefully his zenith not reached yet.
Defence: Kottzi as libero ?Carlo right side ?Helmuth left side ?Thomas Sch. as stopper. Later also Bilgin, Thomas P., Stefan N. and Diet(mar) supported (Who not actually?). (also great thanks to you guys for the solid defence and the partial pain I had to suffer on the line)
Midfield: Ayrton left ?Franz left centre ?Diet(mar) right centre and Peter starting on right side. Later Stefan N. also played on Diet(mar)’s position while Marco took over from Peter.
Striker: Khalek and Frank starting line (and not forgotten also Helmuth!!!), Woody, Nico and Jürgen in the rotation cycle (consider this: if you take the age difference between Jürgen K and Nico, divide it by six and add the total number of goals we scored today, then you know which Krauts- anniversary we celebrate this year.)

Officials: Unfortunately only me tonight as coach, animator, “Einpeitscher? and with the impossible task: take eleven out of eighteen. The coach question no topic, even though there were some sporadic shouts out of the audience.

Also thanks for Micha, Hans, Andi and the girls who supported us (and me with nicotine) at the sideline. Refs not worthwhile to mention today, only that they had a tough time tonight.

Kick-off simultaneously to switch on of the floodlight, but not before the full amount of pitch rent was handed over and counted five times (Yes, that’s China!). The match started with full throttle, no time spent to test out each other. Fast ball play and quick attacks by Japan, leaving us with headache in the first minutes and the urge to organise. Although the defence was seen rather solid our midfield only had the idea of chances. Ayrton with trouble to be integrated, Khalek and Frank with hardly anything supportive out of the overloaded midfield. Two things became clear directly after 5 minutes: speed as decisive success factor, and 100% chance utilisation necessary (especially for us). The pressure on our goal continued and increased throughout the middle of the 1st half. Relief was felt after Marco came with known virtues for Peter. But still our offence with hardly any chance to open the scoring. Only two chances to mention: Ayrton with perfect ball control along the penalty area but too late to finish off (really difficult to score from 10?angle), the other one came with Khalek through attack over left side alone with the goalie and blind eye to see Frank in promising position on right side.

More chances indeed by Japan, but thanks to Nicolas nothing really happened ?until minute 20 or so. Strange ref decision to give a free-kick for Japan from our penalty area line. Strange decision also to give the resulting goal to Japan. Before the shot, ball was touched with hand and that is not in line with FIFA rules ?wrongful goal. But the goal stood: 1-0 for Japan. The fuss afterwards also resulted in a yellow for Franz. Only after 5 minutes everybody realised that the refs decision is final and arguing does not result in any good (surprised?). Game goes on again and continued with another disputable referee decision only 5 minutes later Japan scored the 2nd goal from offside position but the linesmen did not share our opinion and again the goal stood: 2-0. Match decided? Very hard strike ?twice. And nearly impossible to get back into the match, although we managed to take on the fight and had our equal share of the game. Japan with ongoing pressure to make everything clear in 1st half but fortunately no wrong ref decision until the break. Time to take a deep breathe. Clear message and (not positive) feedback from the person in charge. The basis to turn around the match was certainly given. Well organised play on position but to selfish and thus harmless in the offence. Still 45 minutes to try harder and better. And so it went on for the second half. Woody for Khalek and Jürgen for Frank in the offence, Bilgin for Thomas Sch., everything else as before.

Kick-off was followed by a better start of Krauts. Better control in the midfield with logically resulted in better and more chances for our offence. Meanwhile the match got harder. Lot of fouls showing again that today’s match was something to fight for. But we took on the challenge (ed.: as one can image if looking at our crime points account) and worked out continuing dominance of the match. Great effort and spirit ?not to forget we were still 2 goals behind plus the refereed did not make it easier for us. At minute 10 we scored but decided as offside. Shouting from the sideline and arguing on the pitch ?again meaningless. Although we had more of the game now always dangerous attacks and chances by Japan (incl. some of the ones “you cannot miss?. But Nicolas always on his post and winner over the strikers. And honestly saving such chances off the line really pushes! you in best form. Also the other guys in the defence with extra-ordinary performance, especially Carlo in best from seen so far. Back to the other side with no less action. Attach through left side only stopped by a foul. Free-kick served by Ayrton and what a shot. Around the corner into the right corner. Very well placed and performed with all senses. Ayrton and the ball in love. Otherwise such free-kick are impossible, also for Roberto Carlos (but this is maybe not a REAL example to compare with this nice “piece of soccer?. Well done Ayrton. 1-2 and back in the game. Also Jürgen as designated “goalgetter?had his chances but without success today ?personal record broken. (until now two appearances and two goals). And since we have no time to wait for records or personal “Koschimoken? Nico came on for Jürgen. Soccer talent for soccer experience; and all these years between. For Nico it was certainly a hard match as well, especially in the offence. Japan really hard on the man and when Nico fighted back the ref gave foul. This would be rather a situation (man to man) for Khalek, preparing to get on for Nico if time comes. And just seconds before that should have happened we were able to witness a new SIFL record. Attack Krauts, pass from centre midfield to Nico, ball stop and turn. Good eye to see the goalie standing to far away from his “working place?and shot. 20 meters distance and no chance for the last man of Japan. That’s what I missed the first half: 1.6 m in the goal and shots onto the goal. Back to Nico ?youngest ever player in SIFL to score. Congratulations and well done. We are really proud of you and me (for that I waited until this goal to bring Khalek for him). 2-2 and the match is open again. One more is all we need. And this one came indeed, if we only would have had linesmen with eyes. Ayrton initiating attack through left, wide pass into the middle kicked from far ground line. Pass or shot? Who knows. But it happened that his pass (or shot) dropped only cm’s in front of the goal line and given the rotation of the ball from there over the line. Goal? Guess? Of course not. Already used to these odd decisions we continued to the final whistle of regular time. Excellent! Superb! Magnificent! That’s what I call “through fight into the match? Great German virtues today, especially from Ayrton, Khalek and Marco.

But the match is still not over. Extra time. 2x10 minutes with sudden death. Looking into the eyes of the players made it clear. The will to win the match combined with expression on pain (“Helmuth, sorry that we could not provide you with wheelchair?. But guys, my time on the side line was also hard. So get up and bring it home. But since the Japanese players also had to fight with their condition and rather moved smoothly over the pitch, we both neutralised each other. Nothing really happened in extra time, except great saves from Nicolas again. Altogether 5 brilliant (almost impossible) saves made us reach so far. Time over ?penalty shot-outs. Franz (came on shortly before the end for Carlo), Marco, Diet(mar), Woody and Nico our candidates, with Franz opening the penalty shooting. Looked rather accidentally but in: 1-0. In turn Nicolas saved the penalty of Japan, but ref decided to replay. This time off the goal. Marco as second shooter hard but safely for the 2-0. The second one of Japan easy prey for Nicolas. Diet(mar) next in line but with lack of concentration off the target. Japan in turn missed again, which means if Woody nets the next one we are through. But instead Woody thought to make it more exiting and (well) placed the ball on the post. Hold the breathe and hope for Nicolas to hold the next penalty. He did not, neither went the ball into the next. Off the goal ?Krauts winner after penalty. Endless joy, celebration, thanks to Nicolas and: “Schala-la, schala-la-la-la ??

What a great night, what a great match. Well fought and deserved winner. Next station semi-final against Oranje on 14th May. With a performance like this and some rest during the may holiday everything is possible to even reach the finals. Hope we can make it and secure a nice trophy. Thanks again to all of you for this memorable night. Zurück in die Zentrale?.

Your “Einpeitscher?Daniel

Saturday, 23.04.2005 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Japan FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 3-2 (1-1)

I don’t really want to say that soccer is more important that work but today it was just impossible to joint the match from the beginning. But trust that everything is running well in Patrick’s hand, joining the 2nd half was enough for me today. And to be honest the 2nd half it was where we lost the match or where we could have made it happen: I mean the 2nd position in the league. Since our SIFL- Cup match against Japan was postponed we had one week break and this is not bad at all to save all the energy for this match against Japan, known as run-strong (any better word for laufstark?) team of the league. And this match is one of the most important league matches this season. This is the direct duel for the 2nd position in the table, the winner today most likely to make it through the end.

Viewing the players on hand suggest a strong team so I ask why? Why could we not secure the early free-kick goal of Khalek in the first half? Why did we get 2 goal resulting from high balls through our defence? And why could we not utilise our dominance in the 2nd half? Why, why, why? I simply do not know, except to explain it with the sort of carelessness like in the matches against Korea and Oranje.

To be complete in statistics here the players of today: Nicolas (goal), Olaf, Helmuth, Christian K., Micha B. and Thomas Sch., Carlo and Bilgin (defence), Dieter, Kazu, Stefan N., Ayrton, Marco and Peter (midfield), Khalek and Woody (striker). 16 players by calculation, who played on which exact position I leave up to your imagination and/ or memory. It was surely a good match, supposedly tough as usual and fast as well. And I guess it was the speed of Japan that cost us our victory, besides the just mentioned carelessness. And it started so well, free-kick and goal by Khalek in the first half. However before the first half was finished Japan was able to equalise. Unfortunately but not really out of the blue.

Upon arrival at the pitch I was able to witness a goal by Japan. By request I learned that this was the 3rd already shortly after the 2-1 by Japan. What both goals had in common. They were easy and on the account of an overloaded Krauts defence. Ja, ja, the tall Japanese!?! 3-1 it was and still 30 minutes to go and after getting hit so hard it seemed that this was the end of Japan participating at the match. I saw Krauts attack after attack but with same result: nothing. Clever passes through Marco and Stefan on right as well as through Ayrton over the left side. Khalek again very strong on the ball, hardly to separate until either he makes the goal or fails. Like today ?unfortunately. So it needed a penalty to score the 3-2. Olaf reliable as always. Fight guys, the match is still open!!! And with chances after that we should have made it. But if we do not use all these chances we certainly not deserve to win the match nor to finish the league as second-best team. Or was it just unlucky? Better answer the question yourselves.

As a matter of fact that was all what happened today. 3-2 for Japan. Ayrton and Olaf with yellow cards, already the 4th for Olaf and therefore suspended for the next match. As long as the beer afterwards tastes fine and everybody is happy, that’s ok. Fine, I leave you that. But this year we have one of the best and compact team ever, and we were so close, that really hurts. Anyway life goes on, still 2 matches in the league to go and we are also hot in the SIFL-Cup. Reckon our next opponent in the SIFL-Cup? And after all it was not today when we lost the 2nd rank in the league, it was against Korea and Oranje. But on the other side, what worth is the 2nd if we do not beat Japan. So congratulation to the Japanese and for us still on high alert to secure the 3rd position. Les Bleus close behind us we still need one point out of two remaining matches. This sounds fair enough, right? Let’s work together to achieve this, from our performance so far and with this team we deserve it at least.

Your “nach dem verpassten Saisonziel traurige?Daniel

Saturday, 09.04.2005 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Longbar Anzacs / Result: 6-0 (2-0)

Difficult to write a match report without being there? Don’t think so! Knowing my excuses well appreciated this report may only focus on the key facts and that’s what really matters. Excuse also for Patrick, only having the formation and tactics for the next match in his brain but not memorizing the course of the match already 2 days later. So the ball is with me then, right? (ed.: Germany is nice during April). And as master of the “written word?I happily take over. I had a dream that very day and I invite you to share this dream with me:

Closing my eyes I see a blue ocean, I see a white beach, I see nice babes serving me cold cocktails and rolling cigars by hand on my thighs, I see one girl ? ähh, nay ?sorry that was my dream the night before. Here it comes again: I see a grass field, pure green ?pure nature, I see a sunny, cloudless sky, summer feeling all around, I see a couple of motivated, very talented football players, calling themselves Krauts, only a portion of it really speaks German (but they do in my dream: “Hey Ayrton, wie iss so?? “Geht so, muss ja...?. I see them dressed in traditional colours: black and white (in my dream Dieter has finally put his shirt into his trousers). I see a box full of yellow-coloured fitness drinks, only waiting to get swallowed down on time. But I hardly see an opponent?. ah yes, over there I can figure them. I think it is the favourite team of Carlo ?Anzac. And now it gets even more clearer. I see dominating Krauts all along the match. Nicolas looks a little bored ‘cause nothing to do. And I see Anzac practising kick-offs time after time. I see Woody scoring a hat trick. I see Khalek finally breaking through and on they way to explore his potential (not sure anymore, but at least he scored once). And I also see a bicycle kick ?what an excellent goal. Can’t really figure out who it is: curly hair, holiday-like suntan. Yes, now I see Ayrton, happy for his goal. I see overall happy Krauts celebrating their victory and the establishment of the 2nd position in the league. But I don’t see the yellow-coloured drinks anymore (ed.: Mann Alter, is doch egal jez). But I see in the middle of the sideline a red carpet, on this carpet is a sort of throne, and I see girls again (left and right two topless girls with fans, and a couple of other girls round that throne). And on the throne I clearly see……? (that’s the part of my dream I will not share with you). Auf Wiedersehen.

Coming back to reality: as I have heard from different sources it was really a pleasant Saturday for all involved. These were: Nicolas, Micha B., Olaf, Kazu, Dieter, Carlo, Bilgin, “Keule-Bauer Assipack? Marco, Steffan, Thomas Sch., Peter, Ayrton, Khalek, Woody and Fernando (ed.: listing does not reflect the performance of that day). Responsible for the organisation: Patrick as headcoach. I am sure everybody found his position and did his part for the victory. Goals came from Woody, indeed 3 goals but not a pure hat trick. Khalek was two times successful and Ayrton once (but not with a bicycle kick as in my dream). It was a fair match, without any cards. Pretty untypical for Krauts, but probably that’s because the opponent have not had so much to fight with.

As simple as that: 6-0 no real surprise after all. 3 more points for our target. 4th successive victory incl. today, looks like a run. Cross the fingers that this stays until the end of the season. Next week cup match against Japan. Hope we are successful also then, 2 goal are just fine…….

Your “day dreamer?Daniel

Saturday, 02.04.2005 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Les Bleus / Result: 5-1 (2-1)

Finally again! It has been 5 months already since our last tournament in Thailand. Not very successful that time but fun we had. And a lot of sun. Weather guarantee given this time! Plus, this year in Bangkok we also had a great team together. Of course - under the supervision of one of the most successful amateur-management Patrick and “El Presidente? With one of the youngest squad in the history of the “Bangkok Far Eastern Football Tournament?we displayed finest football, finest assists (incl. mine to Ayrton) and great goals. And, if analysing why we could not succeed this time (after finishing our competitive group as first) takes some time. A complex story! “Assipack?or “dehydrierte Drecksau??whatever ?everything was set for total success. Starting from the preparation of the trip, accommodation (one of the finest hotels in town), nightlife and …… Oh, sorry guys I mixed up the match reports!!!!!! Sorry, sorry!!! Another place another time. Today we played our friends from France, the second time within three weeks. Last match was one of the most important ones in the course of this championship and ?we lost. Thinking about that “da sträubt sich die Feder fortzufahren??so lets quickly forget about that. How we play today? Same, same? I wonder!

Players today? No häb, no häb! (um es mal im thailändischen Englisch auszudrücken). What happened is simple to explain. Most of the players representing Krauts in Thailand did not get enough holiday and dared to continue their holiday. Either in Thailand or elsewhere. Thomas (I hardly dare to tell you where he spend this weekend), Stefan and son (in Beijing), Micha B. same, same, Carlo in Australia (You wouldn’t believe why. Wisdom tooth operation?. Wait until you come back, this cost at least 2 front teeth (Dr. Daniel)). Frank on holiday in Eastern Germany (“Ossipack?. Plus, Christian still banned with red. And so on, and so on. That we could finally get 15 players together was again a hard organisation during the week. And the importance of this match was reason enough for the President to bring his soccer booths along. Apart from me the other players today included:

Goal:
Nicolas

Defence:
Olaf as usual libero, Dieter in the defence today on right, Helmut on the left side, Kazu today as stopper in exchange for Micha St. who played in the midfield today. Substitutes: Bilgin.

Midfield:
Peter, Ayrton, Micha St., Khalek and later also newcomer Thomas from (you wouldn’t believe) France. Christian M. also came into the match at the later stage.

Striker:
Alonso and Woody with almost full time today (later of course changed for me and Micha St. to make the victory perfect).

Before the match, everybody was reminded again how important this match will be. The last chance!? How to play different from last match was clear, right? Play fair but hard, go into the tackles with more power and engagement and don’t rely on the others. That’s it, nothing more to say. Go out and fight for the points!!

The match started as planned. Dominance by Krauts because we took on the ball. Early attack on the ball-leading French and rolling out our own play. Not a bad start, especially considering that the first minutes are always the hardest for us to get into the match. Minute 5, attack by Krauts through the middle could only be stopped through a foul. Free kick 20 meters, promising distance for Olaf. Shoot and goal. Very well placed in the upper left triangle, no chance for the goalie. 1-0. Excellent start, also to show the French, to whom the day today belongs ?to Krauts. (You should have thought so). Only seconds later easy ball loss in the defensive midfield by “Wolfsburg-Maradonna?(OT: head coach) promptly resulted in the equaliser. 1-1. And then it even came harder. Another attack by Les Bleus (there were not so many so far actually) through the defence into the penalty area and only stopped by a foul. Penalty kick!! Cross the fingers for Nicolas and yes, saved. Excellent, already the third time this season. Good to have you between the posts. During the foul the French striker broke his “key bone?and reduced the already limited French squad further. Sorry for him but show must go on. Football is a hard sport, especially when fighting for the upper position of the table. Les Bleus, by the way, directly behind us with just 3 points difference. After this shock we fortunately did not show nerves and continued playing like in the first minutes. Middle of half time, Les Bleus realised seemed to give themselves up. No chance to overpass our strong defence today. Thanks especially to Kazu who did a great match today. He seemed to be just everywhere. Supporting the defence and helping out even in the midfield. Chance after chance but with the same “auf dem Silberteller ins Tor tragen??syndrome. But the lead seemed just a matter of time. Controlling the match, good passes and great team play the half time came nearer and nearer. Not yet over, last chance Krauts. Prepared from Ayrton, pass to Woody and hard but well placed shot by Woody. 2-1 before the break, very important. The resume in the break was simple. Well played, great team effort but the match not decided yet. Try to keep the pressure up and use the chances better.

Seconds played in the second half. Ayrton with pressure forward and team play to Alonso free in front of the goalie. But he wouldn’t be a South American if not making another step around the goalie to make it glass clear. 3-1 the lead is getting comfortable. Power phase began. Unbelievable how many chances our midfield produced today. 6 minutes later Khalek with great run towards the gound line, pass into the middle. Woody says thanks to score again. 4-1 and already his goal number 7 (besides Alonso with also 7 goals so far). The pressure continued even tough it seemed clear already. But today was payback time for the last match. In the middle of the second half also the goalie had to be substituted injured after trying to catch a long dangerous ball out of the midfield. “He jumped high and fell deep? What does it mean for us: shoot, shoot, shoot?. No real defence from Les Bleus anymore, free play “nach Lust und Laune?for us. Nice to look at how we played now. Of course a 4-1 play makes it much more easy to play for the fans. Minute 65 was time for Ayrton, prepared by himself (of course) from half left, one defender here, one defender there, and since there was nobody else, shoot on goal ?5:1. Haltless happiness ?yes, that was the decisive goal. Everything should be clear here, although 25 minutes to go. It looked rather that we increase our lead than the French coming back into the match. 5 goals seemed enough, considering the poor usage of the chances we had afterwards. And after nobody wanted to count the chances anymore, double change in the offence. Woody and Alonso for Micha St. and me. A clear signal to the offence. But after 45 seconds time was up, not enough to show the “spielerische Klasse?of the President or the cold bloodness of “Wolfsburg-Maradonna?

Man of the match today ?our birthday kid Ayrton. Happy birthday to you and thanks for inviting us for the party in “The Spot?(Ayrton, can you pass me the telephone number of the Polish girl?) But actually real match winner in my opinion was the President who avoided any dangerous attacks by standing in front of the French goalie and destroying any efforts to built-up their game (45 seconds in the match and victory saved ?that’s what I call effectiveness. Coach, did you see that?)

A great day today but still one point behind Japan who made their victory clear with a 5-1 over Voodoo. So still the championship will be exiting until our direct clash with Japan on 23. April. Before however we play the ANZAC’s and even Japan in the SIFL-Cup. So lets think from match to match and not forget the pleasant moments of life. “Hoch die Tassen, Kopp in Nacken!? See you around next week (with the sole responsibility of the head coach).

Your “after 45 seconds totally burned out?Daniel

Saturday, 19.03.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Azzurri FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-5 (1-2)

What a match! I can still remember as if it was yesterday! And as long as the memories are fresh no time to loos to put it on paper. While the championship is entering its critical phase, we are still struggling to get back to our consistent form as in the beginning of the season. After the loss against Les Bleus (yes, it still hurts) and working victory against Vikings which saw much to less goals the hope was to finally show a strong and convincing performance which gives us the confidence for the last matches. And Azzurri was just the best team to play in such case. But be aware, on paper weak, but stronger on the pitch, especially in the matches against us. And also over-estimation would have been wrong today ?we already experienced that it does not work out in the match against Les Bleus.

Although the weather and time was fine today, only 14 players were available after all. Besides work and injuries also the suspension of Christian lead to a rather “over-seeable?squad. Taking into account that the roster total 40 players by now, the list of absent players is longer that the participants or at least “länger als mein Mann seiner?(as a common housewife would say). Surprise today: Juergen came finally back after his knee-injury. Unfortunately the bus smelled a little bit like old people, but good to have you back. One appearance so far and 1 goal (that it 100%), and today? We will see. The players ready for today list like follows.

Goal:
Nicolas (“every goal is reducing the chances for SIFL- player of the year? ?thank your defence

Defence:
Olaf on libero position, Micha B. right defence, Helmut as usual left side, Thomas Sch. as stopper since Micha St. is still injured (zumindest wie es offiziell aus dem Präsidium lautet). Of course also Carlo was there, always waiting for substitution with Micha B.

Midfield:
Peter today in starting position on the right side, next to Khalek in right centre position, left centre position Kazu with defensive character today, Ayrton (still waiting for his first goal ?we are waiting as well!).

Striker:
Alonso and Frank, Heyko and Juergen as substitutes.

Tactical briefing and the entire match under the critical eyes of the Präsidium, head coach and Vorstandsmitglied Micha. Today also with a new ref (not European but Australian) hopefully understanding the rules better than the Chinese ones. A glance at the opponents squad: plenty of new people! It seems Wolfram has done a lot of recruiting work in Judy’s with the support of his girlfriend with same name. But the match was actually without sponsor conflict, in any case Judy would be happy.

With the match starting, Krauts were dominating the game from kick-off until the end. But a lot of times too clumsy to file another SIFL- goal record. If not the opponent, it will be ourselves who make the game more difficult. Also today. Chances over chances in the first minutes but “gone with the wind? 2 symptoms: “Too South American in front of the goal??everybody wanted to carry to ball on silver plate into the goal (this sound familiar, look into the last match report). And second: the final pass in front of the goal was missing, our strikers seemed to play in different teams. Too many times either Frank or Alonso were in promising positions, but not served with the final pass. Instead “I try myself? Shots by everybody “ohne Rücksicht auf Verluste? Even Helmuth tried his luck ?with problems to get back in time. Minute 13 another chance which could stand for the entire match. Khalek takes the ball offensive midfield towards the goal ?direct shot instead of serving Alonso. Shot however directly on the goalie who could not get the ball under control and so it was Alonso who finally got his chance to score the first one (again ?with support of the goalie). But if the ball is in the net, nobody really cares anymore how it happened. For Alonso it was an important goal on his birthday and his first goal since a pretty long time (exactly 2 month ago on the date). 10 minutes later we scored again, but also for the second goal we needed at least 5 chances. This time it was Ayrton with his first but over-due goal for Krauts. Just before that a critical situation in the 16m box by Thomas which could have led to a penalty if: he really had touched the ball and if he was not pushed before.

2:0 in minute 24, match decided and now? Why not let the Italians get closer? That must have been the thought of the defence. How would you explain the mistake in minute 28 which let them score the 2:1. One chance, 1 goal, that’s really effectiveness. We instead did not really seem to be in a rush, at least not for goal. So the first half passed, with uncountable chances, “brotlose Kunst?(bicycle kick by Ayrton on the side line), desperation outside the line, and so on. Harsh words in the break from the “sofa?Patrick. Anybody thinking to hear positive feedback must have been in another match. 2-1 was not a result to lay back and be happy with. Here was nothing decided yet……..

The ref started the second half exactly after 5 minutes break, good work from him so far, except the tackle against Ayrton (“doppelt gestreckt Ball gespielt??. I wonder how the ref will do in summer? Holla, holla. So what, here was still a match to decide and important points to get. Now it started much better with using of chances. Already after the third chance, Frank scored the 3-1, finally served by a pass of Heyko. (remember in the first half we needed around 10 chances to make the first goal). After his goal, Frank showed everybody that he can sprint pretty fast ?next time also before scoring, ok? Also during the second half there was never really any danger for Nicolas, thanks to Thomas who did a great job on stopper position and Kazu with hard work in the defensive midfield. Worth to mention also Alonso who ?similar to the match against Vikings ?supported the offence more from the midfield as scoring goals himself. Great team play! The match nearing its end but still goals to come. In minute 80 a corner kick landed on Juergen’s head and from there to the head of a German - Italian player (Wolfram) but only to deflect the ball on its way into the net. 4-1. And again he made a goal our oldie. What most of the people don’t know. Juergen is paid by goals not by appearances. And most of the other players also played like this (ich versau ihn lieber selber) but less successful. Shortly afterwards he also had the chance to score his second one. 5 minutes to end the final goal by Khalek (also his first) after a respectable run along the entire right wing. He tried again to finish himself but this time with a hard shot. No chance for the goalie ?5:1.

The result looks ok. But if you consider the whole match, just to less goals. Or in other words the 5 goals needed to many chances. Surely we have to work on our effectiveness because in the next games we have to fight harder for our chances. Bottom line: 3 points, still on track, 1 point behind 2nd Japan with same game numbers played. But no way to relax, Les Bleus also won against Oranje and are still 3 points behind us. And Les Bleus will also be our opponent in the next league match, which is played on 2. April. Next week is break at least for those you were not nominated to represent the Krauts in the “Far Eastern Tournament?in Bangkok. Hope we will be more successful compared to last year. Keep your fingers crossed and see you back soon.

Your “in Summe aber doch zufriedene?Daniel

Saturday, 12.03.2005 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Vikings / Result: 2-1 (1-1)

After the match is before the match! (and this should be the last comment on our weak performance last week). Today everything should go better, also against the Vikings? Hard fought matches all the time, most of the times the better end for us. Like the first match this year, where Miguel decided the match almost alone with 2 goals. How sad his injury keeps him away from scoring. Top matches today: not only played we against the Vikings, but also the Shooters against Japan. Will the championship be decided today? Surprise, surprise!

Excellent weather today and if most of the player anticipated it, the willingness to join was pretty high. However, Saturday morning it turned out that a couple of players cannot join. For instance Frank, who is still not used the Chinese food. Helmuth fell sick as well and Uli still injured. Also The Nissl's had to cancel and so our team was quickly reduced already in the "Morgengrauen". After all 14 players seemed enough after the last week everybody realised quantity is not quality. So, here they are:

Goal:
Nicolas, still pissed after getting 2 more "Buden"?

Defence:
Olaf as libero (one last chance), Micha B. (as always "angeschlagen", I cannot hear this anymore.), Gregor in his last match as stopper and Carlo (not so many alternatives).

Midfield:
Kazu, Peter, Ayrton, Christian K. (surprise by the headcoach) and Khalek (also not so many alternatives).

Striker:
Alonso, Heyko, Woody and Bobby (a lot of alternatives).

The Officials (und am Spielergebnis völlig unbeteiligten)
I don't want to bother you with that again. (You will realise us soon enough - if you play like last week). Nothing spectacular before the match, except that Patrick had to repeat the starting formation three times because of his short night. To much work the night before (on the tactics of course).

Seconds after the kick-off it was clear that the Vikings had planned something today. Aggressive play, good passes and dangerous situations allowed them to take control right from the start. We on the other side needed some time to get organised and to over-come our nervousness. But this took too long time, too long to avoid the first goal by Vikings in minute 7. Like the match against the French an early goal. But unlike then today we played football. Happy to say from minute 10 we controlled the match. Our midfield much more active and aggressive in the tackles. Big support also from Alsonso who supported in the midfield. In no time we accumulated a couple of great but unused chances. Kazu who after over-running the goalie wanted to carry the ball into the net on a silver plate or shortly afterwards Bobby who missed the deadly pass and instead failed to make it himself. In minute 30 or so, Vikings could not resist our pressure anymore. Again Bobby started the attack but this time passed over to Christian. And he showed the "small" Vikings-goalie how big the goal really is. Straight shot in the upper triangle. 1:1. We are back in the game! Still we controlled the match but did not use our dominance. Still some time to go but first the break.

Second half started and we continued our "gepflegtes Spiel". With Peter for Bobby and Heyko (who continued for Woody) more action and speed came into the match. Vikings did manage to create some more dangerous chances but Nicolas on his post. Also the defence played strong after the their "black-out" in the first minutes. Especially Gregor played a great match and was rightly nominated Man of the Match. As for our offence it took until minute 60-70 to decide the match for us. Free-kick Heyko and unfair play in front of the Vikings-goal. Alonso was pulled off his feet: penalty. Olaf without nerves: 2:1. Well done but match not over yet. And we continued to push and press towards the Viking goals. What looked promising and dominating in the midfield however was not effectively used by the strikers. Too "South American" style, too less "German" = effective play. We should have score 3 to 4 more goals but didn't. But we also saved this precious 2:1 over the time.

Nasty incident 10 minutes before finish. Tackle by Olaf near ground line was responded by violent attack of a Viking player (who is actually not from Scandinavia but from China). Whatever, head kick on Olaf's nose is totally unacceptable. Red card for him. And surprisingly also red card for Christian K. pushed him away before the Viking- idiot could do any worse. Official apologies of Vikings accepted, friendship goes on. Much easier to say if you win the match after all.

How important this victory was today? We will see at the end of the season. And since Shooters lost 2 points today, the championship is still open, especially the second. But careful the French are getting close also thanks to our help. Next week Azzurri but these matches were always combined with under-estimation. This mistake we cannot do this time. And there is no reason since they become a very, very strong team (Wolfram, das macht 'nen Bier). Also bis die Tage, ach ne bis heut abend. The evening after the match was even busier than someone's schedule during the week. First there was the birthday of "old" Jens M. (he asked the editor not to mentioned that he became 40, of course we respect his wish) and later in "The Spot" double pack: birthday of Olaf and farewell of Gregor. Thanks Gregor for playing with us and good luck back in Germany (da wo die Post abgeht).

Your "heute einfach mal nur" Daniel

Saturday, 05.03.2005 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Les Bleus - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 2-0 (1-0)

After our “glorious?match against Shooters (1:5 in the Hebiguchi-Cup) we well deserved a one week break to rethink our ambitions in the league. Where was the spirit, we was the enthusiasm we showed in the match just before Christmas. To lame, to blind ?just too harmless. At least for consolation, Shooters were defeated in the semi-finals by Japan ?that is good. 1. Another slap for Shooters, well due and 2. Hebiguchi is just a Japanese cup. But that’s only for the history in the SIFL. Back into the regular league competition, back to “what’s really matters??3 point more towards the season- target. Today against the French team. Hard to anticipate anything, we haven’t played them for a long time. The week before the beat the Koreans with 16:1 a rather surprising result considering the overall high level of the league and ?they are French.

The French team have always been an uncomfortable team in the past, usually the played worse than us but won the matches after all. Everybody should keep that in mind, unfortunately nobody of the current squad still remembers since it was before their times or just because they immediately forgot about. In sum 18 players wanted to join the “Ringelreigen?for points. 18 players is top participation and always headache for the team coach. Better for the president, a lot of players who can bring him coffee or beer.

Here is how we played (or how we tried to play):

Goal:
Nicolas, still pissed after getting 5 “Buden?

Defence:
Olaf, Helmuth, Christian K., Micha S. and Micha B. on usual positions, later also Uli (at least until his injury 5 minutes later) and Carlo

Midfield:
Kazu on central position, Stefan N. and his son Nico (“hey, geh ma anne Bude und hol paar Bier für Vaddi?, Gregor, Ayrton (in his second match) and newcomer Khalek (from ?you wouldn’t believe it ?France).

Striker:
Alonso, Frank, Heyko and “Urlauber?Bobby.

The Officials (und am Spielergebnis völlig unbeteiligten)
Patrick und Daniel, oder auf Französisch: Patrick and Daniel.

Unentschuldigt abwesend:
Dieter, 2xMarco, Daniel P., Fernando, Woody und wie sie alle heissen.

Kick-off against the wind ?so if anything goes wrong in the first half we have an excuse already. ?.mmmhh, how shall I continue from now? …… maybe like this! First minutes played ?chicken skin. But not because of the cold ?it was the “Anti-Fussball?that the 11 players presented. “Patrick zähl mal durch, sind wir wirklich 11 oder nur 7? No team play, no decent passes, no emotions in the tackles ?nothing. Attitude like: “The goals will come from alone? And then also individual mistakes one last position (look above for reference) ?attack France, lost ball and 1:0 in minute 6. Verdammt, dass kann doch nicht sein. And this had nothing to do with wind. Although we played at least 40 more minutes I can’t really remember anything worthwhile to mention. Waiting for half-time and play with the wind.

Contents of the discussions in the half-time was clear. Nothing positive at least. No tactical issues, just mental problems. Unfortunately the second part started like the first ended. Terrible. And let me tell you, this never changed. What went wrong today? Most of the time the French ridiculed us: with 10 men and 1 girl. In minute 60 another black-out of our defence: dribbling along the ground line and 2:0. Everything else would have been a surprise anyway. The last 30 minutes ?hoping for better times. But hope it was. Not today. Even if we would have played for 2 more hours, nothing would have changed. We gave us up today. Black day. No worth to analyse. *** happens sometimes!!! (see Hansa Rostock).

That was a short one this time. You wanna know why? Play better next time, maybe then I am in the mood to write more. No party tonight. Thanks lads. See you next time when we play against Vikings to “avoid?relegation from the SIFL.

Your “auf bessere Zeiten wartende?Daniel

Saturday, 19.02.2005 / Hebiguchi Cup
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Malones Shooters / Result: 1-5 (0-2)

Finally the Chinese New Year break is over, good for all who had some time to relax. Biggest question mark: who will make to come back on time. As it later turned out, not as many as expected: just 14 players (excl. the Präsidium). Strange, since our opponent is Shooters today, a team everybody is starving to play and of course to win. But maybe most of the missing players thought: “Why shall I be there today, last time we beat them with just 9 players? Ok, that’s an argument?br>
Today Hebiguchi-Cup, quarter finals. How we got there? Green card first round. And hopefully not the end today. The comment “Cup matches are not so important?in the bus was totally misunderstood. I meant: “Not so important than league games, but still very important? Unfortunately, most of the players had an excuse now in case of loosing. The president de-motivated us! First we play, then we see. And the squad responsible for the 2nd surprise this year was:

Goal:
Nicolas back in the game, but with Gregor’s good performance against Korea (zu 0) in the back. Last match against Shooters Man of the Match ?lets wait for today!

Defence:
Olaf as libero, Carlo on right, Micha B. on left, 2nd defence line with Micha St., Thomas S. and Bilgin.
- Helmuth missed due to his red card but present at the pitch with (as to my opinion to less) Glühwein.
- Christian K. on work today (arme Sau)
- Gregor also not available (for details ask his girlfriend)

Midfield:
Newcomer Ayrton (guess where from, of course from South America. Bolivia to be precise. Welcome to the team) on central position. Daniel P. and Fernando on left wing. Stefan N. on right side.
- Kazu still injured and with a break today, recover well and more important fast
- Dieter also still injured but on the way back into form
- Franz still not sure where to settle down (China vs. Germany), today not in China
- Marco C. with sunburn still in Brazil (over 30 degrees ?shame on you)
- Marco France also injured
All in all defence and midfield more like a hospital than a football team.

Striker:
Alonso, Woody and Heyko.
- Frank still on holiday (will this be match-decisive?)

Officials = Präsidium:
as usual, Pat and me at least until the next board meeting

Soon after the kick-off we could feel the pressure from Shooters. They wanted revenge ?with a two-digit-result. Although under pressure we were able to produce some “ideas?of chances. But too harmless and more a trial to get rid of the pressure. Certainly one major reason we could have played one a half field today was the strong wind in the first half ?against us. Or do you think, Olaf can only make 10m kick-offs from the goal. In no time the ball was back in our “critical?area. At least 16 minutes our defence worked out well, plus the Shooters were to blind too use their chances. Until minute 16. Easy soccer: corner ?header ?goal. 1:0 for Shooters. I don’t really want to comment the time between minute 16 and minute 40, when we got the second goal. Why? Nothing really happened. Except: we stood strong against the pressure. And: The Shooters were running after each ball which went off. Small talk between the officials from both team: “What is the rush for, John???“We want to score more goals!?Aha, as I had expected. Ok, in minute 40 they got their second, but that should have been the last one. 5 minutes later, half time. 2 goals against the wind, could be worse. Now we score 3 times with the wind and everything is as it has to be.

That was the idea until Shooters kick-off the 2nd half. Seconds later attack on left side towards ground line, pass into the 16m area - 3:0. Not sure whether we touched the ball at all. Mentally broken we had to take another one in minute 55. 4:0. Nicolas, everything else than happy. And really pissed when he got the 5th in minute 75. Enough is enough. Where is the will to fight back, like we demonstrated in the first match. Shooters still running for chances. 5:0 was obviously not enough for them. But they did not score anymore today. Instead, we took over some initiative and got more dangerous. But only until the last kick. Too many chances without result. Also the midfield ?due to lack of alternatives completely restructured ?was far from form. Good point to mention was however the strong performance from Ayrton. Very talented and very motivated. Small talk among the spectators: “What do you say to the new guy?? “You can’t say anything!? That is more a German saying, especially in Swabain and what Helmuth actually meant: Good guy!

Worthwhile to mention the biggest chance so far by Heyko in minute 84, when he ?alone with the goalie ?had all the time to choose the corner. But he shot on the goalie. If you get chances like this against the Shooters you have to make them otherwise?. And together with all the other chances we had today, the only conclusion was: “Das Tor ist einfach zugenagelt? But nonetheless we scored also today. Free-kick after Shooters-foul. 18 m distance to the goal. Heyko with a brilliant shot directly into the goal. Later also named by Shooters as Man of the Match for this performance and maybe also for all the chances he did not use. 5:1 final result. Maybe 2-3 goals to much today. We had to take more goals with the wind than against, that is even harder to get over.

Lost against the Shooters. That was that. Could be worse, see the statistics how other teams performed against them. No card for us today. Also a clear sign. Last time we had 2 reds and a couple of yellows. Psychological not a bad situation to loose today ?to be better prepared for the show-down in our last league match against them. Later that night 2 representatives from Krauts (Dirk and me) we seen in M-Zone to see how happy the Shooters can be and to get free drinks from them.

And apart from football there is always something more important in life. Congratulations to Sandra and Micha for the “well-off?newborn daughter Lia, and me as Godfather.

Hope to see you all for the next match which is on 5th of March, when the others play the Semi-Final of the Hebiguchi-Cup. Opponent is France and actually this is still an open match from first part of the season, so hopefully additional points on our account!

Your “Godfather?Daniel

Saturday, 29.01.2005 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Korea / Result: 6-0 (2-0)

Who understands football? After a brilliant first season which elevated us to 2nd position in the table and after our legendary victory over “long-time-unbeaten?Shooters, the winter break hit us harder than we thought. Poor performance against Oranje and little unlucky against United resulted in 4 points given away. What this means for the league? Well, we are third now behind Japan and the margin to the midfield is getting smaller and smaller. There is not point to loose anymore if we still want to reach the target of the season ?Runner’s Up!

And today it would be everything else than easy. Still bad memories against our opponent ?Korean Red Devils, one of the few teams which were successful to pick some points from us last season. Why? Their speed and our Swiss defence. Oh yes, our defence also as key topic today. Nicolas with his first absence ?record broken. Good chances for Kazu, Frank and Marco C. to reach for the trophy “most loyal Krauts player? Our others “would like to have?defenders Franz and Micha B. also not around. And not to mention Dieter, Carlo and Gerhard, who are still injured (never understood what Gerhard has). Ok, lets stop the listing of players not available today (because this is a long one) and focus on the squad today. At least we were 16 altogether!

Goal:
Nicolas, NOT in the goal, therefore Gregor, who already showed in the match against ANZAC that he might be a good alternative.

Defence:
Olaf as libero, Helmuth as left defender, Christian K. right side (for your inf Christian is NOT a new player!), defensive midfield with Micha S. and Bilgin on left side as well as Thomas and newcomer Peter on right side.

Midfield:
Kazu on central position, Daniel P. and newcomer Fernando (guess where from) right midfield. Marco C. left side. Marco from France unfortunately not available today.

Striker:
Alonso, Frank (sure ?rechts aussen), Woody and Heyko.

Officials = Präsidium:
“Pat und Patterchen?

Kick-off 12 minutes late, but at least we started. Already in the first minute controlling dominance of Krauts with first chances by Frank (2 or 3 in 5 minutes). If you ask for my opinion: “Kacke am Schuh!? And if we are too blind, let the Korean help us. Dribbling Marco in 16m-box, shoot and deflected by a Korean defender. Own goal but goal for us ?1:0 Krauts. There was hardly anything to see from Korea. Most of their attacks were stopped in the midfield, and if they approached further, at Micha S. there was no further?. Back to the other side ?minute 15. Woody with pass to Kazu and from him directly into the goal. Nothing spectacular but effective. 2:0.

After our lead, the Koreans came back into the match (sounds better than “we could not play out our dominance? but still there was nothing really dangerous for Gregor in the goal. Overall the match lost a little of energy. Time for coffee no 12. Nothing else to highlight, except the yellow card of Daniel P. which brought us over the ?0 crime points mark? 500 RMB penalty for the club (I wonder who will pay) and Fair Play Trophy gone forever.

Half-time, also time for refs to rethink their poor performance today. Some changes in our lines but no real tactical reorientation since everything was going well so far. Just try to avoid to “carry?the ball into the net. No need for South American bicycle kicks - just score! ?was the advise to the strikers.

Start of 2nd half ?same picture as in the first ?match control by Krauts, chances en masse but chances unused. Time for coffee no 18. Finally, in minute 60 something to celebrate. 3:0 after header of Christian K. And it looked so easy. 8 minutes later Peter with the reward of his excellent performance. Pass from Alonso ?4:0. Good play from Alonso today as well but most of his passes either did not find the recipient or were not returned. “Then do it yourself!?

In minute 80 (5:0) and 85 (6:0) show time for Heyko. Double-pack in his 3rd match for Krauts. Well done. In the meantime Helmuth was sent off after discussing the principle of fair play with the Korean midfielder ?both had the chance to continue their fruitful talks off the pitch. Fernando also made himself heard ?with a yellow card. So not only plenty of goals, but also very colourful. 15:0 it should have been, 6:0 it was. Bottom line: 3 points, still on track. Marco C. Man of the Match and Gregor with “white jacket? Will be hard for Nicolas to play himself back into the team…….

Next match against Shooters in the Hebiguchi-Cup on 19th February. Again after a break. Hopefully we re-start better this time. Enjoy your holidays and be back on time with “Normalgewicht?

Your “immer normalgewichtige?Daniel

Saturday, 22.01.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Shanghai United / Result: 1-1 (1-1)

Second match in this year and today against United ?which is always a difficult team to play. Nothing really extra-ordinary about United but always good enough to win. Remember last season we lost twice against them. The first match of this season we could restructure the balance with a draw (1-1). So already 1 point more than in the season 2003-2004. And today? After last match against Oranje we could not afford to loose more points ?so a victory was the target (as in every other match as well by the way). Good to see that missing players came back into the team and/ or recovered from illness. Has this anything to do with Patrick acting as head coach again?

Today 16 players on hand, above average which is at 15 so far. Compared with 12 or 13 United players. Makes a good basis to win today. And here is how we tried to do that:

Goal:
Nicolas

Defence:
Olaf back on libero position, Helmuth left and Micha B./ Bilgin on right side, Micha St. also back after his red card on stopper position, later also Gregor played on this position.

Midfield:
Kazu back on central position, left midfield with Marco (France) and newcomer Peter, Marco C. and Uli played on right side.

Striker:
Frank and Heyko right, Alonso and Woody on left side.

Officials:
as usual Patrick and me

A couple of minutes played, good start from our side. Here is something in for us today. Plenty of mistakes from United which helped us to increase pressure on their goal. In minute 10 another attack from Krauts through Marco C., only stopped by a foul. Daniel P. with the free-kick into the goal but not without touching the head of Marco C. Incident or on purpose ?it does not really matter. 1:0 for Krauts. And we continued our pressure to produce chance after chance ?without using. Anybody surprised? The defence was partly jobless, so time every now and then for Micha St. to play offensive. Although this cost him a lot of energy.

Danger from United only sporadic after long kicks from either the goalie or their defence. Their two strikers played pretty dangerous and on flexible positions and left our defence with some headaches. But all in all very solid defence performance. And if you defend good the line between fair play and foul is very thin. Especially for our refs. So they decided in minute 20 that a “swallow?really looked like a foul and gave it to United. Why do you think I mention this? Because that was the reason we got the equaliser. 2 goals after 2 standard situations in this match so far! However, this does not reflect the actual game. Whereas our free-kick was just one out of many chances, the free-kick from United was they only thing what made them dangerous today.

After the equaliser we continued to dominate the match with chance after chance. Only shortly interrupted by a 10 minutes break. Honestly, I have hardly seen so many chances in one match but never saw that so many chances remained unused. And everybody tried, even Micha St. played very offensive today at least until his legs refused to run any longer. The last sprint was to much, even though in slow motion. Everybody outside asked: Is the ball slower or Micha?? The ball, nee Micha or? nee the ball…… after all it was Micha, break deserved.

Really, there happened nothing else spectacular in this match, unless you want me to continue to count all the chances we had but not used. And “The longer the match lasted, the less time we had left!?After 90 minutes ? finish, finish. Game over. Again 2 points lost if you consider the match as a whole. But probably we did not deserved to win today, after giving away all these chances. Kazu deserved to be nominated as Man of the Match.

Unfortunately, Japan again won their match against Korea to increase the point difference to 6 points. Shooters played ANZAC today and also won - of course ?there is only one team able to beat them. But the competition gets fiercer and more important: we have to start winning again. Last season we drew 2 times and lost once, in the first 2 matches of this year we drew already twice, so that should be enough. And if this part of the season is a replication of the last one, I wonder against we will loose. ANZAC? Who knows, but hopefully not next week, when we play Korea. See you all then.

Your “noch unter Schock stehende?Daniel

Saturday, 15.01.2005 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - O'Malleys Oranje / Result: 2-2 (1-2)

First match in 2005, get ready for the rumble! Very comfortable to start as 2nd with the victory over Shooters in the back. Also the opponent - Oranje - looks pretty comfortable, considering our very good balance with them: 26 victories and 2 draws (something like that). Motto was clear today: drive out to Tianma, 90 minutes obligatory kicking of the ball, 3 points and don’t catch a cold. Yes, the weather was everything else than inviting. Typical for this time of the year.

But as history learned us, it is always difficult to get a strong/ numerous team together so shortly after Christmas, mainly due to weight problems. This should not change today! After beating Shooters, 2nd record of the season: lowest participation in one Krauts match: only 13 players and even me on waiting list. Ok, considering that we bet the Shooters with 9 players, one should imaging that 6 would be enough for Oranje. Theoretically!

After their red cards Franz and Micha St. banned for this match. Franz stayed home in Germany directly and Micha as Interims-Coach today. Probably the best choice today ?who else can “read?the tactics of Oranje better than him. Congratulation also to “Excel Basic Course? which he has passed under the week, so team formation also black on white. However this list was hidden even after the match, also for me. Therefore I can only give you a rough idea on the starting line and formation. Also considering that we have a squad of 35 players, lets keep an eye on the players who were out today, because this one is by far the shorter list.

Nicolas (in the goal as I can remember), Libero Kazu (this was a solution out of missing alternatives since Olaf caught a cold), Helmuth and Micha B. as pure defenders - also Micha not 100% fit but HE PLAYED at least. Carlo and Gregor also in the defence.

In the midfield we played with Marco C., Marco France, Stefan N. and Daniel P.; Frank, Alonso and Heyko (with first appearance today ?welcome to Krauts) played as striker.

Ok, before we start with the match one thing to mention on the tactics: today we wanted to win and score a lot of goals. Therefore we played with 3 defenders, 4 midfielders and 3 strikers. And the match started promising, better end for us. Usual picture, good chances originating from our control in the midfield but too harmless in finishing. Our midfield not as strong as before (Kazu cannot be everywhere) but in minute 10 we could use the confusion among the Dutch defence in the 16m-box to score the first goal. Alonso with the 1:0 for Krauts. So after all, match develops as planned. But Oranje increased their control in the midfield and produced a couple of good counter-attacks. And somewhere between minute 15 and 20 they scored the equaliser ?perfect utilisation of chances because they only had one so far. Later in the first half they hit us even harder. Corner kick and header to score the 1:2. This is no surprise if you imagine that our defence was 1.5m on average (without Helmuth the average would be even lower).

Still we had plenty of chances to equalise even before the break but old story, same song. And most of our chances came out of nowhere. Nothing really planned, midfield was not running as expected. But positioning Kazu as libero was inevitable. So we went into the break being behind for the first time of this season (as far as another record is concerned). Don’t you think that we didn’t want to change something in our tactical formation. We were just lacking alternatives, and the result was still not convincing enough for me to pack out my boots.

Lets go for another 45 minutes, everything still open. Play as before, except the “using the chances??part. It was really a tough time for Micha St. and me to stand outside and to follow the match, a lot of “Klein, Klein?but nothing really convincing from our side. And if we had our chances, the goalie was just too good for some “schwule Schüsse? We have to show more to make him shaking. Plus our whole midfield was to unorganised today, no clear positioning ?wie im “Hühnerstall? Middle of second half we finally realised that we can play for days like this without any result. So, tactical change: Kazu back into the midfield and Micha B. as libero. And see, the match improved extremely ?for us of course. Higher ball possession in the midfield, intelligent passes and better serve of the strikers. This change we should have done earlier, but later you are always smarter…….

In minute 70 we finally used our re-born dominance. Midfield serves Alonso ?initiating attack on left side towards the goalie ?Alonso’s pass to Frank on left side with overview ?and Frank with diagonal shoot past the goalie to mark the 2:2. Finally! But not enough. We need another goal then 1 point does not make that much difference than none if you look at the table. We tried and tried and tried and if we would have played for another hour maybe?. But at around 90 minutes the game was over. NO HAPPY! 2 points lost, rather than 1 point gained ?against the 3rd last in the table. Japan won their match against Les Bleus and replaced us from the 2nd. Not a good match on the road to our target - the strong teams are still to come. Alonso man of the match but that’s all to be mentioned on this day. No party today, maybe next weekend. Then we have to play United and you know what that means?

Your “NO HAPPY?Daniel

Saturday, 11.12.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Malones Shooters - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-2 (0-1)

The first part of season 2004-2005 comes to an end. Welcome to the last match in this year. And what a match: the Top teams meet for battle. Top 1 Shooters awaits Top 3 Krauts. Shooters unbeaten record reaches back until 3. April 2004 when they lost the Hebiguchi Cup Final against Big Bamboo. However in the SIFL League they remained unbeaten since almost two years when they drew Lions on 14. December 2002. Their last defeat was also that season: on 30. November 2002 against Japan (1-2). The last victory of Krauts over Shooters reaches back far further. Almost three years ag on 15. December 2001 we won 3:2 by goals of Ulli “the legendary cat? Andi “the goal machine?and “the black?Heinrich. Only the veterans remember that day and even me cannot clearly remember that day. (But I think I played, on some central position of course!). Ok, enough with the statistics, at least for the moment.

For us again a successful season so far, Runners-up in the Opening Tournament and except the match against Japan unbeaten until today. And nobody doubted that today will be a great day anyway, if not on the pitch, then at the Christmas Party with special guest from Finland: Monsenieur Nicolaus.

But first things first. Nice day, although a little early. Most of the players have longed for that day ?“the day? Also Christian K. but unfortunately he had a “Abnahme?today. Or was it fear? And apart from some other absences (incl. our whole Latino- fraction) we could get 16 players together. One of the lowest participation so far this season, but for Shooters that might be enough.

Line up today with some comments on players:

Goal:
Nicolas, very reliable, incl. this match 9 participation (=100%). And due to his excellent performance today, named as MoM for the third time (any hints?)

Defence (almost all the others):
Olaf as liber 5th match for Krauts and again a very strong performance, thanks also for the low kick-offs from the goal for the sake of excitement (there was not that much other danger)
Helmuth left side: 7 appearances so far, his seniority was well needed today
Micha St. as stopper: five matches incl. this one and again a hard time for all strikers
Micha B. right defender: 8 matches so far (not bad, something to prove?)
Franz left defensive midfield: three Spuele so far, we would have liked to see more of that and hopefully with the “right?pass today
Dieter right defensive midfield: even tough he started the match with his trunk inside-out great match until his injury (7 matches incl. today)

Defensive midfield:
Kazu central: only missed once this season and this is one too much, good to see that his injury seems done.
Marco (France) left wing: newcomer with already 4 matches for Krauts
Marco (Brazil) right wing: 8 matches by today and continuously grown into key role of the midfield

Striker:
Woody as only striker and on his way to be top scorer of Krauts

Refreshments:
Carl always there, always reliable, always power and ?(always winning at the pool table)
Gregor: also new to the team with impressive “Einstieg?br> Christian M.: after 4 weeks “verlaengertes?weekend, finally back on the pitch
Frank: 8 appearances so far but only 1 goal, “da muss mehr kommen?.?br>
Officials:
Pat as Headcoach (looking at the SIFL table good tactical formations so far, and today?
Daniel as President (auch gut so far)

Thanks also to all the supporters: Felix and Pawel (both did not play today, thanks for understanding), Juergen-Keule-Bauer-Sievers, Thomas, Dirk, Gerhard and of course also the other wifes and girlfriends.

So?. we also played today. Let take peep how this looked like. Clear message at the tactical briefing, focus on the defence, attack at the middle line and wait for counter-attacks. Using their few mistakes will be the key today. Watch out for standard situations since this may one of the strength of Shooters (besides a couple of others). After a couple of minutes played this seemed to be the right tactic, early attacks and control of the ball, latest 25 meters in front of Nicolas. No urging chances by Shooters in the first half of the first half, one could clearly see that they were nervous. And if you play disciplined you will get your chances, so happened in minute 20. Chaos in Shooters defence, Woody through them all and shot from near distance. 1-0 for Krauts. Celebration on and off the pitch, but no real surprise, right? Already goal no. 5 for Woody, but this certainly the most important. New situation for Shooters, 1-0 down for a long, long time. After that the match got more aggressive and chaotic.Dieter with severe ankle injury, game over for today (good recovery, next match is on January 15). Yellow cards by Olaf and Micha (nobody really wants the Fair Play Trophy anymore?. 5 minutes to go second yellow for Micha, not really a foul, but ref decided so and the red followed. No comment, useless. Some unfair remarks from Shooters = Backensolo oder so ähnlich. Also, Shooters increased pressure, a couple of chances until the end of half one but nothing really convincing. Only to let Nicolas look good. Finally the whistle for half-time. So far so good.

Tactical command for second half was clear. Play on time and keep the defence tight. Reinforcements by Carlo and Gregor, everything else stayed on the pitch. Then part II of the “defence battle?started. Every attack, every shoot on Krauts goal, every free-kick, every corner a torture for the fans and my heart. But it seemed that the ball was not meant to drop behind Nicolas. Great saves here and there ?desperation among Shooters. Consequently the match got harder but still fair. Soccer is not tennis!!! Yellow cards again for Carlo, Marco and Franz. A little bit to much. Ref what’s up. Dazzled by big name? Playing with 10 man against 11 Shooters + 1 ref could only mean: score one more time. Both Woody, Kazu and Frank had their chances but it was Frank who used another “Abwehrschnitzer?of Shooters near the end of the match. Minute 85 ?2:0. What a day, what a celebration (on the pitch). Shirt off, bally out! Apart from little “Krauti?and the unification of Germany certainly one of his greatest day. Seconds later also Franz with his second yellow ?red and game over. But this only made our victory more legendary. ? players enough to beat Shooters? Thanks Patrick for the tactical formation. Due to the draw of Japan against United later that day we could succeed to second rank. X-mas perfect. Thanks to all of you who made this happen today and for your great sportsmanship in this year.

The party followed later in Blarney Stones. Nicolaus also found his way and brought along some presents. For the kids and Juergen. Great set-up of the party. Thanks also Woody for the preparation of the DVD (did it really take 40 hours to burn?). For all of you who want a copy. Sale is on now! Please contact Patrick, me or Malones (authorised dealer).

Great day great party. Thanks again to everybody and wish you all a nice X-mas (I doubt that it can get any better). Happy new year and see you all back in January. Latest on 15th when we start the second half of the season against Oranje.

Your “später noch im Malone’s gesehene?Daniel

Saturday, 04.12.2004 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Big Bamboo Voodoo - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-3 (1-1)

Ladies and gentlemen, another Saturday, another try for points. Today the 8th match, for the 6th time away. In consideration for the points accumulated so far, this really speaks for the “Auswaertsstaerke?of the Krauts - except the “away- tournaments? And if you have not heard about our performance in Phuket last weekend, then this is for a good reason. Our opponent today: Big Bamboo Voodoo. Not really a “Angst-Gegner?but always a very tough and tight match.

The weather in Shanghai was everything else than pleasant. Raining and windy in the morning. At least the rain stopped before the match. Not the wind, which made the kick-offs from our goal look really funny in the first halftime. But on the other hand, sweating all the time in Phuket during the week is also not a “present? Thanks to the organisation of Frank and Micha we could continue the training and to bring quite a decent team together. Again 17 players, Patrick and me not even included. We had to relax from our holiday.

Participants today (without mentioning goalkeeper, because as usual):

Defence:
Olaf as Libero, Thomas Sch. Left, Micha B. right, Micha St. as stopper, later Dieter for Thomas and Carlo for Micha B. on right, Micha St. later changed with Gregor (so, enough Micha’s). Helmuth and Christian not available today. Hopefully the “Abnahmen? Season does not start again.

Midfield:
Marco from France (left) next to Kazu, Franz in right centre and Marco from Brazil right midfield, later also Stefan N. on this position.

Forward:
Woody, Christian M., Frank and Felix. Our Latin fraction not at the pitch today (due to the weather conditions mentioned above????)

Tactical advise from the technical department: “Play ball low ?win high?in German: Flach spielen ?hoch gewinnen? Alles klar, Zicke, Zacke, Shanghai Krauts, auf gehts.

First half time against the wind (due to the “Huetchen-Spieler-Trick of the Vooddoo’s). As usual it took us some time to get into the match but not as long as in previous matches. Solid defence, very well organised by Olaf with motivating comments. That libero-like!!! Also a strong midfield which passed the ball very decent to the front. Big question today: are Woody and Frank able to get through the strong defence of Voodoo’s? We will see? Ten minutes played, Voodoo attack out of the blue. For a split of a second the defence not on their post and so it happened. Voodoo-Striker alone in front of chanceless Nicolas: 1-0. What a shock since we started so promising.

But fortunately the team spirit continued and even increased after the goal. Today really exceptional the communication with each other. Everybody supported each other ?we really started to play as a team and that’s the way you win matches. But this was still a long way to go. Although it took until the last minute of first half to score the draw, the play until then was really worthwhile to see. Lot of intelligent passes with unlucky finishes. Frank missed twice like: Bloss nicht treffen! Also some chances by Woody, Kazu and both Marco’s but without success so far. Already in the middle of first half we totally controlled the match, just a matter of time to score. And it was our French Marco who used the pass from Kazu to shoot from 16 meters to score the 1-1 in minute 44. Very important to score before the half time. And the celebration of this goal alone showed: we are ONE team together.

Not much to say in the half time, except: weiter so! 2 minutes played in second half (now with wind), foul against Kazu 20 meters in front of Voodoo-goal. Direct or indirect, who cares. One tough and hammer by Olaf. Thanks to Chris’s size 2-1 for Krauts. Turning point, of course. Continuing pressure by Krauts with good combinations and smart passes. Soccer can be so easy. But due to the strong defence of Voodoo it took until minute 70 to close the “Sack? Kazu with solo through the defence and 3-1. Well done. Pre-decision!?! A couple of attacks by Vooddoo. Post or good eye of Nicolas, does not really matter. Last 10 minutes with only 10 Voodoos. Red card for spitting on the ref. Not nice: Du kannst zu Hause gehn, due kannst zu hause gehn……But it was enough for us, save some power for next week. With 18 points we came back to third in the table and established a good “team-and-point?basis for the match of the season. Shooters!!!! Unbeaten so far in the league and very successful in international tournaments. Well about time to get them back to earth. Kicking their asses would be the perfect finish of this season. So be prepared for a great match. We need all your support, not only for the X-mas party later on. See you next Saturday.

Your “sonnengebräunte?Daniel

Saturday, 20.11.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Longbar Anzacs - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-5 (0-1)

Record broken last Saturday: first defeat by Japan. How will the team recover from this low? Big question today ?at least an opponent which might help to strengthen the team spirit. ANZAC ?da wo Carlo is from. Also the last match before the third international competition for Krauts. So hopefully a victory can prepare the basis for a new row of success?br>
It seemed though that the defeat was not that destroying: again participation of 19 players. 2nd highest participation after Vikings with 20. Sooner or later we will get a problem with the bus. Patrick, please keep in mind. But today bus capacity still enough, therefore the driver happy as ever. Yes, the life can be so easy ?if you don’t have to play…….

Ratzi, fatzi here the list of players:

Goal:
Nicolas

Defence:
Christian as libero, Pat and Gerhard left defence, Micha B. and Dieter right defence, Micha St. as St. (Stopper).

Midfield:
Marco (France) and Daniel P. left midfield, Kazu left centre, Gregor and Olaf right centre and Star ensemble on right side: Marco (Brazil), Kiwi Carlo and Hacke Sievers.

Striker:
Frank, Alonso, Miguel and Pawel.

At least that was the planned formation, but where was the opponent. ANZAC with problems to get a team together. Even if played 7-a-side, they would have had some problems. Shortly before kick-off only 6 players available. And since we had enough players we could afford to give them some “pearls? So “Blitztransfer?of Gregor, Tobias (actually only planned as Krauts-Supporter), Carlo (back to the roots, Gerhard and Keule Bauer Sievers (that was the easiest decision made by the management).

But before we started we settled down the result based upon the rules. Not able to field 8 foreigners means game forfeited with 5-0 for us. Good for Nicolas, at least today no goals (at least for the statistics and hopefully also in real). However, settling the score before was the major failure today (or at least telling the guys). To sum up, despite having an excellent team together we could not use our strength, did not really played together and let the chances slip away one after the other. Clearly a result of lacking motivation. Guys that should be the last time……. (Da sträubt sich die Feder fortzufahren?.

That we scored some goals was like a miracle, that we got one as well. Our goal scorers: Christian K. and Olaf (both defenders!!!!), Marco the “French?and Alonso with a double. Maybe one or two more were possible, but since we transferred Gregor as keeper for ANZAC we could not expect more. The goal against us, but I spare you with details.

5-1 the final score. Duty victory. Not more, not less. Anzac destroyed like the boards on the field. A couple of obligatory beers and “wir könn nach Hause fahn, nach Hause fahn?.?Unfortunately Miguel got injured again and will probably need to rest for some time. And since Alonso is back in Mexico, best chances for Woody to establish his position as internal top goal score (if the defence lets him). Later that evening birthday party of Felix, not Gerhard (surprise!). I think the party went a little better than the match. “Wo bu dsche dao”…..

See you latest in 2 weeks against Voodoo ?hopefully better motivated.

Your “mit einem Bein im Urlaub?Daniel

Saturday, 13.11.2004 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Japan FC / Result: 1-2 (1-1)

Today ?after a long time ?finally a home match again. What that would mean out in Tianma? Who knows ?maybe a referee who understands football rules. One thing was clear: 3 point a must, otherwise we might fall deep into the midfield. A quick look at the table shows Krauts with 11 points on second position but with a tight midfield behind. So loosing any point will further reduce the chances for the championship (if you exclude the Shooters). But at this lovely morning nobody was thinking about that (maybe Alonso in his sleep or Dieter in the airplane back from North China).

Unbelievable match time: 10:30 a.m. Shortly after sunrise ?today without sun. Too early at least for some, especially difficult time for our South American fellows (except our half-German/ half-Brasilier Marco). But also for other players it was a very difficult time to get out of bed ?even earlier than during the week for work.

Anyway, altogether 16 players today. After a regular participation of 18 to 20 players in the previous matches, the first signs of laziness or lack of motivation? “The cooler the weather gets, the ?.? Ok, lets leave this for now. The squad with a new face today: one more Marco, one more nationality ?France. Welcome to the team and good luck today. The usual suspects today:

Goal:
Nicolas, Daniel B. as alternative

Defence:
Christian K. as libero (extremely few “Abnahmen?so far), Helmut on “his?left-side, originally planned to be substituted with Pat but due to the good weather conditions today over full-time, the other side with Bilgin and later Gerhard (as (I)noffizieller (M)itarbeiter in the defence line), Micha B. as stopper in front of the defence or as defensive midfield (however you like it)

Midfield:
Daniel P. and newcomer Marco (France) on left, Kazu left centre, Olaf (with his second time for Krauts) on right centre and right midfield saw the couple Stefan N. and Marco (Brazil)

Goal-Abteilung:
Frank S., of course on “rechts aussen? later on this position late-comer Miguel and Woody on left side, Daniel B. as alternative (but actually I was injured today, mental problems from last week)

As for the other sports comrades, everybody seemed to have an excuse for not coming. But the management is still evaluating whether Carlo’s running of the Shanghai marathon can be excepted as excuse or will bring severe consequences.

Everything was settled exactly 20 min. later to schedule and with increasing rain we started the match. Still some handshakes with the newcomer and the first minutes running: Krauts with a better start. Make sense if you consider that the Japanese team had practised already since 06:00 in the morning ?as usual. Strong defence-concrete and solid midfield ?even if Helmut called newcomer Marco with different names. But soccer is more about intuition anyway, right? After a while equal shares for both teams with balls passing back and forth. Some good play and combinations especially considering the worsening weather conditions. 15 minutes played; the biggest chance by Frank ?only to hit the post. Would have been a great start to settle the score on time. A couple of other ?even if not that urging ?chances through Woody and the midfield. In the middle of half one Japan eventually found the gap (in form of the whole right defence side “sperrangelweit?open) and used their chance more efficient. 1:0 for Japan, nothing to be held by the goalie but where was our defence. Bilgin, any idea?

After Miguel showed up finally, time to think about some tactical changes to increase the pressure. Miguel for Frank and Gerhard for Bilgin, which of course had nothing to do with the goal. To make it quick: 1 minute played, attack through the left side, cross over to Miguel to the right side and alone with the goalkeeper he used his chance from 10 meters for the equaliser. Well done, game starts again. Towards the end of the first half we could control the game better and worked out a couple of more chances. Especially our new-formed midfield was working extremely well. Also the match became more aggressive, even Nicolas (after being missed by the leg of Japan’s forwarder) and Marco (Brazil) showed some of their hidden temper). After exactly 40 minutes the ref thought its time for a hot coffee and sent the players to half time.

Half time did not really last long, just time to get myself another coffee. Only change: Daniel P. for Marco (France). After all we played pretty good, therefore no real demand to change more. With the hope to use our chances better, the second half started. In the meantime the rain had done its job and made it impossible to play decent soccer through the middle. But one should image that after 10 minutes everybody should have realised that. No way! Again and again we tried to find out, whether the ball really stops if you play it through the water slop. Japan on the other side used our “explorations of ball hits water?to increase their pressure and to put our complete defence in some difficult situations. Including Nicolas himself who had plenty of chances to proof his qualities. Later he was voted Man of the Man. But enough was enough ?in minute “I don’t know? Japan through right side down the ground line, left alone to combine as they wished, pass in the middle and - 2:1. Again no chance for poor Nicolas who tried his best to keep his goal clean ?especially on his birthday. Great presents!!! Happy birthday anyway. Two more chances we had, nothing more, nothing less. Kazu with a “flying?header only to miss the goal by one meter and another one by Woody. That was that!! We had our chances but poorly missed them to further establish the second place. First defeat of this season and hopefully the last. Only because Vikings lost to France and Italy drew with Korea we are still on position 4 in the table. That means obligatory victory against ANZAC next week (and 6 points against Shooters) before going to Phuket for the tournament. Hopefully with better weather than today.

After a hot bath and a short nap we all met for diner again. Brazilian BBQ as thanks for Miguel’s goal or just because everybody was hungry. Highlight of the day, Joerg Albertz finally made it to meet with the “other side of soccer? Herzliche Grüsse an Keule “Bauer?Sievers. After introduction to how “Shanghai Krauts?really works, especially in the evening the deal was made perfect. Joerg plays for Krauts next season. Ablösefrei und ehrenamtlich. Test match against Shooters on 11. December.

Back to business: next week its time again to fight for points. Hope to see you all again in “old freshness?(translated into English this really sounds strange).

Your “Meister Jäger?Daniel

Saturday, 06.11.2004 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Red Devils - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 3-3 (1-2)

What a great start so far, 3 victories (Oranje, Azzurri and Vikings) and one draw against United so far. This means: besides Shooters unbeaten in the league so far. And this should not change today. But attention ladies: Korean Red Devils as new team in the league and being from Asia as well it seems they can also run quite fast. And so far they did not play bad at all. Key match today? Yes, of course!

Beautiful weather, sun shining and a decent kick-off time again: 02:30 p.m. At least for 16 players. Unfortunately Alonso and Franz still injured, Miguel at work (yes, also this happens sometimes) and Dieter also not well (please provide doctor’s attestation later, Thanks!). Kazu in Japan and Christian M. still in Australia (if he tells for work he’s lying). Today again with Keule Bauer Sievers. Lets have a quick look at this Saturdays?team and the tactical formation:

Goal:
Nicolas,

Defence:
Christian K. libero, Helmut left in exchange with Bauer (but that was not my decision), Pat/Bilgin as stoppers, Carlo and Gerhard on the right side defence

Midfield:
Daniel P. and Andre T. on left, newcomer Olaf left centre, Marco on right centre and active in right midfield were Stefan and Woody (at least in the first half)

(Freight) Forwarders:
Frank S. (quasi “vom Fach? and Felix, later Woody continued on this position (since Felix plays football like billiard and here he looses even against El Presidente ?und zwar Haus hoch).

No real surprises (except the miss of some “Schlüssel?players), which means that in this season we should be able to develop as “eingespieltes?team. Lets see how it works on the pitch. And here it rolls?Korea started as we have expected, good combinations and very fast. A couple of small fouls, sure, how you want to stop them otherwise. Also Krauts with good start and due to newcomer Olaf with an organised midfield. The midfield was really the question mark today, considering that Dieter and Kazu were both not here today. Our offence needed some time tough to overcome the Korean defence which was not always secure but fast. So it needed a standard situation to be really dangerous. So happened in minute 18. Corner by Frank (or Daniel P.?) and header by Christian K. (as defender!!!!!) into the goal ?1:0 Krauts. Geht doch. Further pressure by Krauts, everybody realised that here was something possible. If we would only have some linesmen, then those we had did not see the offside situation which led to the equaliser in minute 35. Even though Nicolas could defend their first shot, the second one was in. 1:1. Heavy discussions with the ref, but as usual with no outcome.

But still enough time to defeat the Koreans (and the ref). Shortly before half time Woody with his goal no. 3 so far ?2:1. Very important to score again in the first half. Important also to bring “silence into the game?(sounds grauenhaft in English, I know). Halftime = time to discuss mistakes and change some positions for the second half. Stefan N. on Woody’s position and Woody back into the front for Felix. Short motivation by the President: “Das Ding drehen wir noch um?(still time to turn the match). Actually it was ment to change the 2:1 into 6:1 not the other way around. Just to make that clear.

Second half started almost with an heart attack for the “Krauts-officials? Stefan N. with his effort to defend the ball but into the wrong direction, only the post saved him from own goal. He clearly misunderstood the motivation in the half time. But he was not the only one, also the defence tried to turn the match by supporting the Korean offence. Foul in 17m- range, directly shot ?2:2 in minute 78. Discussions went for “indirect or direct?? But since there was no slow motion, it remained as speculation. Whatever, unnecessary goal (Gerhard, lass uns die Mauer wieder hochziehen!). At least Woody was again on his post to score the lead again 7 minutes later. 3:2 must be enough, just defend whatever comes to get the 3 points home. Woody was later also voted Man of the Match.

But the worst still to come in the last minute. The ref was just about to finish the match, last attack for Korean over the left side, cross to the middle and again the equalizer for Korea, this time by head. No real chance to change the score again. Seconds after kick-off the final whistle. Game over. Looking at the course of the match, the result was fair for both teams but really hurts. 3 times lead by Krauts, 3 times equaliser through Korea and the last one even in the last minute. Takes time to digest this draw, the bus ride back to the city was very, very silent accordingly. Only consolation: still unbeaten. See you next week for another Asian battle: Japan!

Your “speechless?Daniel

Sunday, 30.10.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Vikings - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-2 (0-2)

After our friendly match with the Football Team from Tongji University the week before (Does anybody remember the result?) back to league business. Forth match today ?against our all-time “Angstgegner?Vikings. Always tough matches and most of the times we had the better end. But the last couple of matches against them we have lost. Yes, they have had quite an improvement with new players and real warm-up sessions before the matches. And as correspondence between their players showed their were up for a victory against us. But after two victories and one draw so far we had similar expectations.

Everything prepared during the week and again well-noted participation of 2/3 of registered Krauts-Squad. With 20 players today record participation in Krauts-history. And together with excellent weather conditions the scene was set for a fine Saturday. The bus ride to Tianma went on without incidents (as far as I can remember) and as soon as arrived there, some rare warm-up took place. Keep your strength and condition for the match. Tactical formation not so easy today as you can imagine. To integrate 20 player within 90 minutes ?not even Bayern Munich can handle this. At least everybody found himself on the paperwork. And here is how it looked:

Goal:
Nicolas

Defence:
Christian K. as libero, Helmut/ Pat left, Micha B. and Stefan N. on the right side, Dieter today as stopper, Bilgin also on this position later on

Midfield:
Daniel P., Felix and Christian M. on left, Kazu left centre, Marco right centre, Carlo and Franz right midfield, later also Gerhard should have got his time on this position

Offence:
Woody and Alonso on left and Frank and Miguel on right side

With 11 motivated players and a reserve bench full of substitutes we started well into the first half. Of course only after our obligatory: Zicke, Zacke, Shanghai Krauts! After the “goal rain?against Azzurri our defence looked much better today and it was clear that this should be the basis for being successful today. Against the robust and tall-grown Vikings there would be no “sugar licking?today - the yellow cards for Dieter and Helmut as evidence. Long speech, simple meaning (sounds better in German): in minute 5 first successful attack by Krauts. Kazu with great run through the Vikings defence and overview to pass the ball to Miguel, who ?injured tough ?netted in the ball. 1:0! Great start. Dominant Krauts on all positions in this stage. This pressure was clever used to score the second goal, this time from a standard situation. Corner kick by Daniel, somehow Dieter had his head in the way and from his head on the foot of Miguel. No chance for the goalie ?2:0 for Krauts.

After that Vikings came better into the match and became more dangerous. A couple of chances and some shots saved by the post made clear: “High alert at any time? But nothing happened until half-time. Lucky for us, because the last minutes we struggled pretty hard. Time to relax and to discuss the tactics for second half ?keep the goal clean.

Start of second half and Vikings started strong as the first half ended. But our defence worked well with all means, even with Steffan’s hand. And since this is not allowed in football especially not by a field player and in the 16m-area “schon gar nicht??penalty in minute 60. Will this be the turning point? Tense seconds on the sideline. What will happen? ?Nothing, for god sake. Either poor penalty or great safe by Nicolas (I prefer the last expression). Still 2:0 for us. But still dangerous situations in and around the 16m-area. Fortunately we could increase the pressure and turned the action back to Vikings half, with promising chances. Alonso, Franz, Carlo and even Gerhard with their chances to increase the score, but all unsuccessfully. In case of Alonso and Franz, injuries were the consequences. After the severe injury of Andi in the match with Azzurri it seems that we are unlucky this year. Hopefully both of them will recover soon ?until next match?

With all the cleverness and thanks to the experience coming with the age average of our defence we could secure the 2:0 until the end of the “Veranstaltung? Well done lads. Great effort. 10 points out of 4 matches, again good start of the season. Hopefully we continue this run ?especially next week against the newcomers from Korea. They showed already that they are good for goals: for and against them. See you then.

Your “in Summe glücklicher?Daniel

Saturday, 16.10.2004 / SIFL
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Azzurri FC / Result: 5-3 (2-1)

Well, three more points (in total 7, now) in our pockets, 5 more goals on the plus as well, but 3 goals against us…poor defence, guys! Azzurri was harder to take than most of us have thought. Our fighting abilities kept home, same as the Italian keeper, so we were at last quite happy to safe our win.

To prevent a higher result, we must thank much more Miguel as the Italian defence. His saving of Alonso’s shot on the line of Azzurri goal was quite impressive; I think we might have a new defender, not? ;O) Thanks anyway to Miguel and Alonso, who invited us for party last Friday! Now I now much better to appreciate the entertainment skills of Latin America. Goals: Woody (2), congratulations, the Italians named you for the Man of the Match (Matschmann), Alonso (1), Frank (1) and hohohohoh: Thomas(1) !!! Looser of the match: of course, the Ref + his Linesmen! Last year we started with 6 win in a row, but with the strike over Azzurri and the draw against United we made now already 4 points who were missing last season. So we are quite on schedule so far?

Very unfortunately we lost Andi already early in first half with heavy injury. His Achilles tendon was torn after a hit from behind. Thank Juergen who took him to hospital with his black Ferrari, Andi was operated already by Saturday evening. Andi, we wish all the best for your healing process and that you will recover totally from this painful and long-term injury.

CU
Pat

Saturday, ??.??.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai United - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-1 (0-0)

With 3 points on our account and still on the track for the first championship we were well prepared for our “Angstgegner??United. Last season we lost both matches gainst them. However, like the last weeks, we could again motivate a lot of players: 17 players today. Partly also because of the Formula 1 ban, imposed on every Krauts-Player. And as long as the run for the “Stammplätze?is going on, this works well! Some key players missed though. Alonso in Mexico, Frank S. was in heaven (some people say bed), Juergen K. in the Anti-aging clinic. Andrew missed his train from Hangzhou ?but hopefully not again. On the other hand some other players could join again this week and on the paper it looked like this:

Goal:
Nicolas (surprised?)

Defence:
Christian K. as libero, Helmuth left (I mean left side), Micha B. right side, later Gerhard, on stopper position Micha St. and Pat (in rotation)

Midfield:
Daniel P. left, Marco and Kazu centre, Dieter and Carlo right midfield

Offensive:
Woody, Christian F., Andi, Miguel and Christian M.

So, with 2 Micha’s and 3 Christian’s we started the first half, which was in total not very spectacular, except that I only drank 1 beer. Solid defence, thanks to good coordination of Kottzi. But the midfield was not running smooth as expected. Too slow and too many mistakes. “Wo ist der einfache Ball?? At least we worked out some chances, which were systematically destroyed by our new “Chato? Guess! Also Woody could not use the biggest chance in the first half. 1 meter in front of the goal ?1 meter along the post. And remarkably this chance resulted from an unexpected run of Dieter (who celebrated his 3-digit- birthday last Saturday). Some chances also for United ?but as you can imagine: more than harmless. By statistics we had more from the first half but with no countable result. That was the rather colourless first half ?only colour by Micha St. with his first (but certainly not last) yellow card this season. Half-time analysis clear: “Da muss mehr kommen.?(Ed.: wie immer!). And for sure: faster! Beating United in half-sleep? Impossible! So lets fight for another 45 minutes to get the next “dreier?home. Start of the 2nd half: Good ball, yeahh? well done? ooohh, watch out?, geh hin man?, sh.... ?and then it happened. Confusion in front of our goal, confusion among our defence. 1:0 for United. And clueless eyes: “Did we start already?. The second half clearly started 5 minutes too early. So lets fight for another 40 minutes to get the next “dreier?home.

After this shock we could improve our play ?slightly! And chances came along. Couple of minutes later, Fischi with good run and goal. Offside. Again only minutes later, Fischi again and goal. This time foul. What else can the refs think about? Already now was clear: “With these refs you will not win any flower pot?(sounds better in German). But still the game was on. What else can we do, except try again. And in minute 65 we finally made it. Christian M. himself was involved in the preparation of his 1st goal for Krauts. At last we could manage to play a double pass. And you see how easy it is to score goals. 1:1. Go on ?einer muss noch, einer muss noch rein. But after this goal the muscle “macht zu? Nothing accountable anymore in halftime 2 except yellow card number 2 (Dieter) and 3 (Kottzi). Final result: 1:1. In total 1 point more against United than last season. What else to say?. We not only lost the championship today but with 3 cards certainly also the fair play cup. Fortunately we have the October-break coming up to heal the physical and psychological wounds. On 16th we meet again to play the Italians or better say the other fraction of Latino. Later in the evening everything looked better ?because it was mostly dark. Especially in “The Spot? So nobody saw Andre and Patrick sleeping. Reason: 3 bottles free booze to celebrate my birthday. Yes, also a President has birthday. All in all a cool and long night. For some it was so long that going to sleep before Formula 1 was useless or even a very ba(e)d idea.

Your „one year older?Daniel

Saturday, 18.09.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: O'Malleys Oranje - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-3 (0-1)

After the short match summary of Pat, here of course a more detailed elaboration of our season’s starter ?of course in more understandable English. Everybody has longed for that Saturday ?the day the season 2004-2005 officially starts. And as every season start and as in so many other competitions we played our friends from the small country next to Germany with no hills ?Holland. And to finally understand this team better (mainly to find out whether their feet in the wooden sandals smell or not) we recruited an additional player from Holland: Paul (unfortunately he could not play today). And together with Micha we could increase this nationality share within Krauts to 1.5 head ?you thought!!! On the way to Tianma the management surprisingly found out that Thomas S. is also half Dutch (I wonder when he will show the better half of his soccer skills). So in total 2 heads from Holland, leading nationality is still Eastern Germany. No special accidents on the way to the pitch, except that our South American friends from South America were only 5 minutes late as the bus?. Maybe the biggest surprise today: the Dutch team finally managed to get new shirts done: after 5 Years.

The number of participants today as numerous as the matches before. In total 18 players on this lovely Saturday. In the goal our only! goalie Nicolas. In the defence on sweeper position Christian K. and the “Männer?in front of the defence line were Micha as captain and later Pat and Thomas S. The substitution of Micha had of course nothing to do with the injuries caused by the little fat guy (known as “Bauer? the week before when he tried to beat us with the Italian team. Left defence the “helle?Helle, partly also Gerhard on this position. By the way, Gerhard with new name: “Im?Rausch. Right defence newcomer Micha B. (but not Micha B. from Mühlheim ?this one is still in Indonesia and fixing the thunder chaos from this April). Later also Gerhard on this position. Yes, Gerhard on two position ?shows already the flexibility of the management. Left centre midfield with Daniel P. (P=Pintado, not Daniel President ?I was on the line again suffering constant heart attacks) and later Andre. Centre midfield Kazu (who pretended to have an ankle injury, but on the pitch it did not look like) and Dieter (who had no injury, but on the pitch it looked like). Dieter as birthday “child?today; age is kept secret, but he is pretty old! In the right midfield Fischi played and after he had again a couple of 1000%-ige he was substituted by Stefan (our new Austrian guy). As forwarders today Alonso, Miguel, Juergen (our 70 year old striker miracle) and of course Frank (as freight forwarder to be exact). And not to forget our supporters on the line: Christian M., Pawel and a couple of beautiful girlfriends, wives, kids and me.

Forgotten all the matches in our preparation phase against Vikings and USA, the Knollenpot and our training debacles against Oranje, today the business start. Big business!!! Formation clear, tactical advises (in 10 different languages) given and with an age average of approx. 55.4 years we started the first half.

Thanks to the very “experienced?defence and our strong midfield, the match started extremely organised, at least compared to last season. And due to our also very “experienced?strikers (on average 50 years but Alsonso alone is only 28 years old), we also controlled the chances. This was actually not difficult, considering that we were the team with the only chances during the whole 82 minutes today. It took some time tough to be very dangerous in front of the Oranje-goal. Some did not realise that the “no-offside rule?during the opening tournament was exceptional. In minute 19th Juergen used his chance to go through the defence half-left through the ground line to pass along the goalkeeper over to Alonso, who used his chance to score the lead to 1:0. Well done but no surprise, that’s why he plays fro us. Shortly afterwards Fischi had another chance but: 1st the furniture truck was not large enough and 2nd 5 meters were to far. All what came out was a sort of pass towards the goal, which used Miguel to score the second goal. However, after short discussion of the refs and after they realised that it would be in favour of Krauts (and after they forgot, that they always drive back to city in our bus), they decided on offside. The last half of the first halftime was rather quiet but as Patrick said: “I had everything under control, even without moving? (Remark: the Dutch only could advance to the middle line maximum anyway). That was all until the break. Critical comments in the half-time ?as usual: ?:0 is not enough, da muss mehr kommen!!!?

Second half started same like the last ended. Maybe because we started with the same formation. After 5 minutes Juergen had the big chance to increase to 2:0 but due to his precise shot on goalie, celebration had to be postponed. To 5 minutes later. He might be old, very old, but he always scores once and he never misses twice. And since he missed already he cold-heartedly used this one. 2:0 by Juergen in minute 55. Shortly afterwards he had to be substituted ?too exhausted. But well done. “Oldie but Goldie? Approximately 10 minutes later another attack of Krauts, being stopped only be a “grobes?foul. After some discussion, Daniel was selected as shooter. “Chose your corner ?make your goal? 3:0 in minute 62. Question only: No chance for the goalie or nor goalie at all?

More was not necessary and also not done of course. “Working victory?as expected. Not everybody thought, that it might be that easy. Even though the Oranje team is not the strongest in the league, the performance today showed the potential of Krauts this year ?at least until the cold days will come. But too early to revise the target of this season from 2nd rank to SIFL champions. Lets wait until next week and the week after and the week after? Next week that’s for sure we play United.

In the evening we used the chance to celebrate our victory and the successful start of the season in our second home ground “The Spot? Thanks to the donation of Guido (500 RMB), who played last season for Krauts, we could at least survive the first round of beer. Thanks Guido for your contribution to the team. And for the other players: take this as an example to follow. So billig wirds nich mehr!!!!

Your „after this victory still undisputed President?Daniel

Saturday, 11.09.2004 / SIFL Opening Tournament
TOURNAMENT REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: Runners-Up

As usual the official season starts with the opening tournament ?ours started already the week before with the Knollenpot tournament. And everybody remembers the last Opening tournament last year, which marked the start of the most successful season of the Krauts ever. No matter how difficult it was for some of the Krauts players to get up this morning, everybody hoped that we can defend this title (the Knollenpot title could unfortunately not be defended the week before, but this was only because of cheating be the organising committee ?of course Oranje). A lot had changed during the summer break, a lot of players left, new people joined. Rough estimation: 50% fluctuation. But what nobody knows ?that’s what the management calls “modern rotation principle? Even some professional clubs like Bayern Munich tried to copy this concept but not very successful in the last season. “President, du kriegts Probleme!? And if we remember our last Krauts-Party at the end of last season, we lost the Top 2 Players out of Top 3. Besides saying good bye to Ralf our libero (and top scorer!?!) and Carsten Makaay Giel also Bobby left for Switzerland. In anticipation of the “rotation principle?also Chris left us to Voodoo (you never know what you have done). Fortunately, we were in the position to have 2 of the best league goalkeepers in our lines. Now every thing depends on Nicolas. Please organise your business trips and holidays according to the league schedule or otherwise I have to play in the goal :O). Also our other Chinese players left the team……but coming directly to our new players. Since the Latino-team did not register for another season, we were quick enough to sign-up some real “pearls? Alonso, Miguel and Daniel. And since they seldom come alone we could additionally recruit Paul from Holland and Andrew from Chile/USA. I prefer Chile ?sound more like “soccer miracle? New players also include Woody from China, Marco from Brazil, Franz and Michael B., Robert, Christian M. and Peter from Austria. Welcome all of you to play and partying with Krauts. And Krauts today with record participation (yeah, if the sun is shining?). 21 players counted, and still excluding me as Joker. As common during tournaments, everybody got his chance to play and to take part to defend the title and 22 people divided by 12 positions looked like follows:

Goalkeeper:
Nicolas

Defense:
Andi (libero), Helmuth, Pat (both left), Dieter (right), Bilgin, Gerhard

Midfield:
Franz, Paul, Andrew, Daniel P., Kazu, Christian M., Carlo

Offensive:
Alonso, Miguel, Frank S., Robert, Fischi, Woody

Others:
Jürgen-Keule Bauer (ausgemustert to the Italians)

President:
me (only)

Our group included some really strong teams like Vlis. Other teams were Shooters, Azzurri, Les Bleus and Oranje. And here is how we played our group matches:

Shanghai Krauts vs. Les Bleus: 0-0
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Not a bad team but whenever they play against us they have their best team together. Strange, isn’t it? Last season Les Bleus finished 7th in the table. Since our South American strikers and midfielders were not there on time due to some unorganised travel coordination we were rather harmless in the front. But due to Andi, who played on libero position and the other defenders we also could avoid Les Bleus scoring. 0:0 at full time, which were only 15 minutes anyway. Still it remains difficult to predict the coming matches in the league competition against Les Bleus. But at least 6 points for us should be realistic.

Shanghai Krauts vs. Azzurri: 3-0
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Here they are! Alonso, Miguel, Paul and Andrew finally arrived. And as a bonus playing in the match against Azzurri. Last year Azzurri could finish the league as 3rd. That means something, but today, they struggled a little bit to get 11 players together. So we had to give away Juergen “Bauer?Sievers, who unsuccessfully tried to bribe the President with a Zippo-Lighter ?with a HSV- symbol. Bist du wahnsinnig, Bengel? Ab dafür und Tore kassieren. Goals came from Kazu, Alonso and Woody somewhen during minute 1 and 15. 3:0, which brought us a safe ranking in the table.

Oranje vs. Shanghai Krauts: 0-0
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Next group match against Oranje. Out of 143 matches, we won 142. One match we drew. How about today? The second draw! 15 minutes can be so short. At least not long enough to have used our dominance. At least we looked a little better that the last training matches. No goal scored, none kassiert. 0:0.

Shooters vs. Shanghai Krauts: 1-0
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Not much has to be said about our next group opponent: Shooters unbeaten in most of the matches last season, they could also secure the most trophies. Except two: Opening tournament and Fair play trophy ?both went to Krauts. How about this match? Unfortunately not. The match showed that you really need to be on high alert every second. Actually we were, except one second, which they use to score a lucky goal. 0:1. You will get it back twice this season. 6 points for Krauts ?to be modest.

Shanghai Krauts vs. Vlis: 2-0
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Last group match and we needed urgently some more point to succeed to the semi-final. Vlis with their last appearance in the SIFL, they decided to better stay in Pudong. Who cares! We only need your points. And if we have the pressure on us, only the oldies can handle this. Dieter with “Abstauber aus der zweiten Reihe?to take the lead and Alonso with his second goal for the final result: 2:0 ?Ihr seid doch nur Punktelieferant, Punktelieferant?

The final table after the group matches:
Shooters; 13 points
Krauts; 8 points
Les Bleus; 5 points
Azzurri; 3 point (thanks to Juergen in the defence)
Oranje; 3 points
FC Vlis; 2 points

Semi-final:
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In the semi-final we had to play Voodoo, the new home for Chris. Out of old friendship we saved his new working place from goals. But also we had a firm defence and did not allow any “brenzliches? 0:0 after 15 minutes. Penalty shoot-out. Except Andi the other 4 (Kazu, Dieter, Alonso used their chance). And since Nicolas saved two we finally made it to the final again.

Final:
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Krauts in the Final. Like last year. So far everything according to plan, except our opponent: Shooters! They qualified against Japan. Coin toss lost = 15 minutes against the wind. But no goals in regular time again and penalty shootout again. This time with lesser luck we lost. You wanna know why? Ask Helmuth and Alonso for details. Andi, I am still waiting for the keys of the house you lost in the bet. No title, but after all we played a pretty good tournament and integrated our new team mates very well. Thanks to our ”Rookies?who played the first time with us. Successful start for Alonso and Woody, who both scored. Also thanks to Paul and Andrew and Franz, their overview and technical strength gave us a pretty well working midfield. Together with all the other players we had a great tournament and with the Runners Up-Trophy now a high motivation for the start into the league competition. So lets see what we can achieve this season and especially next week against Oranje. Zicke, zacke, Shanghai Krauts

Your „pokalverliebte?Daniel





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Saturday, 05.06.2004 / SIFL League
Season 2003/2004 REVIEW

This years?review should start with a great thanks to our Sponsors, again reliable partners to support our participation in the SIFL.

Thanks a lot to Judy’s Too (also for all the Tequila shots), Bosch, Schenker and atea. We should not forget that they provided the basis for all the fun we had in the league out in Tianma and during our international explorations.

Thanks also to all the fans of Shanghai Krauts in China and abroad (Ansgar, Jochen, Marcus, Gerri, Sheriff and Heinrich to name just a few), wives, kiddies, girlfriends and FIFA for their moral support during this season.

Special thanks also to our German Bundeskanzler, who did a great deal that more and more German companies moved abroad, especially towards China to bring new soccer talents.

This season was one of the best ever played with winning the opening tournament and 5 league victories in a row. And of course we also won the Knollepot-Cup, organized by Oranje last summer ?for the second time. And if you think, that the Dutch only organize this event, that we have something to celebrate at all ?WRONG! We always had a good time during the league games at Tianma. Before, during and with “some?beer also after our matches. No matter we won or lost we enjoyed our time and also watched other games after we finished ours (this was rarely seen by other teams this year). And not only once we continued to party also Saturday evening, which also helped a lot to strengthen the team spirit.

Unforgotten our Nikolaus- Party (do you remember the fat guy in red) and at the very next weekend our X-mas-Party which was actually a combination of 20 different events. Who cares, Party must go on! Not only nice but moreover very decisive also the get-together with Oranje the night before our re-match. Of course we won in both beer and goals. Thanks to the 60ger for your special care for “de Holland Stuerma? But probably we will choose the restaurants for our parties more diligently next year: Italian cuisine is out (they already got 3 points) and for sure no more Brazilian BBQ (and if you see us there again, don’t be surprised, we just simply broke our word!!!!).

Also this season we managed to integrate players from all over the world, even from England (Chris, thanks for your goals). Besides our Chinese backbone, responsible for the speed of the games, we saw players from Australia (Carlo, or was it New Zealand?), France (Francois and Antoine), Japan (Kazu ?“Bremen got the championship? and Turkey (Bilgin, watch out for yellow cards). And together with some other outstanding German characters like Ralf (the silent libero), Kottzi (at least if he were not at “Abnahmen?, Dieter (“At least we cannot relegate in SIFL?- great motivation!), concrete-legged Rheuma-Kai (Carsten ?“Bayern did not make the championship?, Andi (das bayrische Verletzungswunder), Micha (our defence Bollwerk) and “Rechtsaussen?Frank (auf rechts aussen) we had a really great team together this year. But challenging alike to coordinate this heap of Krauts: Carsten, after the Latino-match you finally know what I am talking about, right?

In addition, we are without doubt the team with most luxuries in the SIFL. Two logos, two established goalkeepers, two different set of shirts (personally designed by Gucci), four sponsors, a full-time team manager and two international tournaments in one season: both very successfully! Yes, it was also the year of Shanghai Krauts setting international records ?Thailand to be more precise. The first one ever was in Phuket last October where we played an outstanding tournament (Who lost the trophy in Soi Bangla actually?). And the last one in April this year in Bangkok. Yes, we forgot to bring a football team but we reached our targets: not finishing last and to control both Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza.

Something forgotten? Oh, yes, the outcome of the league! Well, we neither won the championship nor could we hold the 2nd (being the target before the league started). Unfortunately ?though slightly ?we missed the 3rd. Unfortunately we also had to give up the 5th but still an improvement by 1 rank compared to the previous year (for sure we finished before Oranje). Although we did not reach our target this year (again), the Board and of course the President will stay in place! Re-elected? No - I decided so.

A short preview for the next season. Of course we will start again with the ambition to win all 5 trophies and a couple of others awards for best players and so on. It remains still open, with which team that might happen. Sadly to say that some of our oldies (but goldies) will leave the team (contracts were not extended): Patrick (to hell with the Grundschnelligkeit) will leave to Copa Cabana and “the Bauer?(glueht die Hacke noch?) with same distance away to Nanjing.

Thank you very much for your great support in organization of the club and your extraordinary highlights on the pitch. Hope to welcome you again in Shanghai sometimes. Great farewell also to Bobby who will leave to Switzerland - certainly not to learn playing football over there and hopefully only for a couple of months. But thanks to Dieter and Frank we do not need to worry about fresh talents (Frank: everybody is looking forward to little “Krauti?. Enough for this year.

Last thanks to all the other teams for this great season and of course to the Committee, which again did very well in organizing the league.

My dear Krauts: Do not forget to celebrate tonight (after all we got one trophy) and hope to see you all back next season.

El Presidente - until Bangkok known as “Chato?(Ed.: Chancentod) - and NOT “Manager of the Year 2003-2004?

Yours Daniel

Saturday, 05.06.2004 / SIFL Closing Tournament
TOURNAMENT REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 5th Group A

Zum letzten mal in dieser Saison hie?es: rausfahren nach Tianma und Bier trinken, ähhh Fußball spielen. Abschlussturnier! Kurz zur Historie. Beim letzten Abschlussturnier heftig zum Gr(S)uppen-Kasper gemacht, beim diesjährigen Auftaktturnier alles erreicht = Pokal. Und heute??? Abwarten, zu früh um vorschnell irgendwelche Prognosen abzugeben, zumindest zum Zeitpunkt der Abfahrt vom Mandarine City. Und - ein viel zu schöner Tag um nicht zu siegen.

Zur Mannschaft ?heute in Staffeln angereist:
(1. Staffel): Chris, Jürgen, Dieter, Kazu, Carsten, Carlo, Andre, Bobby, Frank, Christian F., Jens und Micha F. und ich
(2. Staffel): Helmuth, nebst Getränkekoffer (ach ja Frau und Kinder waren auch da),
(3. Staffel): Micha S. und Guido,
(4. Staffel): Patrick und Jens M. als Zuschauer.

Insgesamt also 16 Aktive, fast wie in alten Zeiten. Wahrscheinlich hat die im Anschluss stattfindende Party ihr übriges zur Motivation getan. Oder habt ihr Jens zwischendurch mal gesehen?

Zur Gruppe: sicherlich die schwerste der beiden, wie auch damals schon in Bangkok. Hat jetzt aber nichts mit der späteren Platzierung zu tun. War einfach so. Latino zum Beispiel waren dabei. Sonst noch: Azzurri, Voodoo, Japan und Vikings. Leider ist der Antrag direkt zum Finale anzureisen vom Komitee abgelehnt worden ?haben wir es denn wirklich nötig uns mit Gruppenspielen zu beschäftigen. Hilft wohl nichts, einzige Konsequenz: Team Manager fängt nicht an ?Schonung für die entscheidenden Pässe im Finale.

Azzurri vs. Shanghai Krauts: 0-0
Ja mit den Italienern hatten wir es wirklich dicke diese Saison, erst das Handballresultat zugunsten der Italiener (am grünen Tisch wurde nachgefeilt), dann das Rückspiel- Unentscheiden und zu guter letzt Niederlage durch Elfmeterschiessen im Hebiguchi- Cup. Allerhöchste Zeit die Verhältnisse gerade zu rücken, zumindest mal mit einem weiteren Unentschieden, denn Tore sind nicht gefallen. 15 Minuten reichen ja mal gerade um Warmzulaufen (andere Teams machen das übrigens schon vor dem Spiel). Christian F. bereits mit Rechenmodellen, wie die Gruppe wohl ausgeht: „Was passiert wenn alle die gleiche Punktzahl haben? Die Frage sei ihm verziehen, ist schließlich sein erstes Turnier für die Krauts.

Shanghai Krauts vs. Voodoo: 1-1
Über die Saison gesehen, leichte Vorteile für uns: 4 von 6 möglichen Punkte geholt, 5 wären auch ok gewesen. Zuletzt also das Unentschieden in der Rückrunde (OT Frank: „Super Spiel gewesen...). Viel passieren kann in den jetzt angesetzten 15 Minuten wohl nicht passieren, oder? Doch, zum Beispiel ein vergurkter Rückpass den Chris nicht richtig kontrollieren konnte und vom Voodoo-Sturm eiskalt ausgenutzt wurde. 1:0. Daran konnte auch Helmuth nichts ändern der jetzt dabei war. Jetzt aber aufpassen. Nein! Gleich noch so ein Ding, diesmal aber unbestraft weggekommen. Die Uhr tickt, gleich ist das Spiel vorbei. Aber nicht bevor Dieter nach einem ansehnlichen Strafraumlinien-Alleingang die Lücke fand und einen herrlichen Schlenzer zum 1:1 verwandelte. Dieter damit einziger Torschütze beim heutigen Turnier, immer noch zu wenig, dafür einen Preis zu bekommen. Wenigstens aber hätte seine Frau hingucken können.

Japan vs. Shanghai Krauts: 0-0
Auch diese Partie torlos und ausgeglichen, ebenso wie die Begegnungen in der Liga selbst (eins gewonnen, beim anderen mal Pech gehabt). Außer ein paar gute Aktionen vom Team Manager die aber wiederholt durch dem im Abseits stehenden Bobby verhallten gab es nicht viel zu sehen. Dazu war die Zeit zu knapp, außer halt für den Team Manager der schon nach 3 Minuten erschöpft von Platz eskortiert werden musste. Torlos!!

Latinos vs. Shanghai Krauts: 0-0
Nun also zum Lieblingsgegner der Liga und insbesondere unseren Freunden. Auch heute sind die Latinos bislang ihren Namen als Punktelieferant gerecht geworden. Das sollte sich auch gegen uns nicht ändern. 3. Staffel war angereist: Micha S. und Guido. Micha F. und Jens mittlerweile eins geworden mit dem am Spielfeldrand servierten Bier. Vielleicht war ja sogar ein halbes Dutzend drin (halbes Dutzend ist die hälfte von einem Dutzend). Die Partie ungewohnt fair, vielleicht gerade deshalb, weil im Vorfeld die Transfergespräche mit ausgewählten Latinos gestartet sind. Lieder auch wir viel zu harmlos. Nicht umsonst gab es später am Abend die FairPlay- Trophäe. Das sagt einiges über unsere besondere Zweikampfstärke aus, oder? Auch diese Partie torlos, und somit haben wir uns letztendlich ein einziger Punktelieferant für die Latinos qualifiziert.

Vikings vs. Shanghai Krauts: 1-0
4. Auswärtsspiel am heutigen Tage. Zuviel ist zuviel. Die Vikings schon fast qualifiziert für das Halbfinale. Eigentlich können wir nur noch das „Spiel verderben? Schlüsselsituation gleich in der 1. Spielminute. Nach Zusammenprall mit einen Viking- Stürmer musste Chris ausgewechselt werden. Und da keiner so richtig in den Kasten wollte und Nikolas auch nicht da war, konnte ich den Aufrufen der 10 verbliebenden Spielern nicht widerstehen. Wortführer hier wieder Rheuma-Kai und Frank Seiffert ?nur ein weiterer Versuch, den Präsidenten jetzt auf die sportliche Art zu stürzen. Für mich wieder mal die Chance weiter an das Team zu rücken. Beinahe hätten wir das Spiel noch gewonnen, wenn unserem Sturm nicht der Pfosten im Wege gestanden wäre. Auf der anderen Seite gab es dann ein Missverständnis zwischen Kazu und mir, dass das 1:0 zur Folge hatte. Insgesamt aber eine unhaltbarer Schuss. Carstens Rechnung ist aufgegangen, Krauts aber ausgeschieden.

Egal ?endlich Zeit zum Feiern. Dann endlich die SIFL- Party. Und endlich Zeit unseren Pokal in Empfang zu nehmen. Nicht die Meisterschale sondern für das weitaus wichtigere Eröffnungsturnier. Damit nicht genug, es gab noch den Fairplay- Pokal und Ralf wurde in das Dream Team der Liga gelobt. Dann wurde gefeiert und gefeiert. Leider war schon um 22:00 Uhr einstellen, zu früh für die Krauts. Das wird sich nächste Woche ändern ?die interne Krauts-Party steht an.

Euer „mit Pokalen überhäufte?Daniel

Saturday, 29.05.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Latinos / Result: 6-0 (2-0)

Hallo Leute,

Hier der letzte Spielbericht aus der laufenden Saison. Zum zweiten Mal hab ich die Chance am Präsidentenstuhl zu sägen; denn erneut sind der Präses (man munkelt Vertragsverhandlungen mit den Shooters?) und Patrick (an der Copa Cabana) verhindert.

Und wie der Teufel (oder nennen wir ihn Michael Stehr) es will, spielen wir gegen unsere „Freunde?...

Und mir schwante nichts Gutes, nach all den Spielerabsagen in den vorangegangenen Spielen. Aber heute wei?ich (aus zuverlässiger Quelle), es lag auch ein wenig an den Einladungen zum Match, die ja von Schwrank Steiffaert vund Graniel Saerger (Name von der Redaktion geändert) geschrieben wurden.

Aber meiner freundlichen Einladung sind dann auch insgesamt 13 Spieler gefolgt. Und los....

Unter hervorragenden Fussballbedingungen und pünktlich am Set angekommen, gingen die Vorbereitungen sehr gut los. Kein Umziehen, kein Aufwärmen, blöd rumlabern. Also, wie immer!!!

OK, entgegen der bisherigen Vorgehensweise, habe ich die Mannschaft dann in Einzelgesprächen auf- und eingestellt. Dies hat offenbar gefruchtet. Doch dazu später mehr...

Leider kam es dann 5 Minuten vor Spielbeginn zur notgedrungenen Umstellung, da Jacky leider nicht erschienen ist, obwohl fest zugesagt. Und da ich diesmal mit 2 Spitzen beginnen wollte, hatten wir sogar 12 Mann aufm Platz. Aber dank des „Terminators?Dieter Kloss, dem es auffiel, blieb es ohne Konsequenzen.

Also mit folgenden 11 Leuten begonnen:
Nicolas (Tor), Kazu (Libero), Carlo (Links), Helmut (rechts), Michael Stehr (zentral vor der Abwehr), Christian Fischer (off. Links), Dieter Kloss (off. Rechts). Frank Seifert (off. Rechts) Carsten Makaay (28. Lösung als zentraler Mann), Guido Gathke (Sturm) Bobby (Sturm). Ueberdies hielten sich Andre und Gerhard ständig bereit.

Rein ins Geschehen: es begann sehr hektisch und laut, denn ich versuchte unsere Mannschaft nicht einschlafen zu lassen; ein, zwei Fouls gespielt und meine grosse Stärke gezeigt: lamentieren mit alles und jedem (nun ja, hat auch ne „Vorgeschichte?.

Naja, ich wurde dann aber von der Mannschaft zur Besinnung gerufen und das Spiel lief fortan besser. Die ersten 20 Min passierte nicht so viel. Aber plötzlich wie aus dem Nichts, starker Pass von Stehr auf Seiffert nach aussen, direkt geflankt und Carsten „Makaay?stand goldrichtig. Mit einem fulminanten Seitfallzieher aus 22 Metern hämmerte ich das Ding in den Winkel (das Gerücht, es wäre aus 4 Metern gewesen und der Ball sei von meinem Knie abgeprallt, kann ich nicht bestätigen.

Aber nach dieser 1:0 Führung lief das Spiel sehr gut. Das Bällchen rollte, die Abwehr stand felsenfest und alle kämpften tapfer. Ein Aufreger nach 30 Minuten, als sich ein Latinospieler durchtankte und einen wirklich klasse Schuss ablieferte. Aber auch wie aus dem Nichts, holte Nicolas das Ding noch wirklich raus. Atemberaubend. Klasse, Nicolas...wer weiss, wie das Spiel weitergegangen wäre ?.

Dadurch wurden wir nochmal wach, langer Ball von Stehr in den Raum, Gewurtschel, und plötzlich ist es Bobby, der richtig stand und das Ding zum 2:0 verwandelt.

Anzumerken sei noch, mein Sololauf über links, (3 Spieler stehen gelassen), nach hinten gepasst, aber Stehr knapp drüber. Danach Freistoss für uns und Stehr mit einem „Hearegraves?Anlauf (aber nur er weiss, was er damit meint). Das Ende des Freistosses könnt Ihr Euch denken...

Insgesamt tadellose Partie von uns, ausnahmslos alle Spieler bärenstark. Auch unsere neuen Andre, Christian und Guido fehlerlos. Gut so, Jungs.

Zweite Halbzeit plätscherte erst dahin, als dann unser Flankengott Frank Seifert eine Ecke DIREKT verwandelte (der Abwehrspieler von den Latinos hatte keine Chance). Geniales Tor, und als er sich dann jubelnd und kreischend auch noch das Trikot auszog (Frank, schon mal was von den Weight Watchers gehoert ?), gab es kein Halten mehr. Der Bann war gebrochen.

Erneut Flankengott Seifert, nach innen geflankt...aus dem Hinterhalt muesste Rahn schiessen...schiesst....und Tor....ach ne war ja wannanders ...

Flanke Seifert und Dieter Kloss mit einem Hammerkopfball wie einst zu Hrubreschs Zeiten, Torhüter ohne Chance. Leider muss ich auch schreiben, dass Seifert, wieder mal eine 100000%ige hatte, die er irgendwie (weiss keiner mehr so genau) verstolperte, aber Gott sei dank war Bobby da. 5:0.

Die Latinos gaben jedoch nie auf, und immer war es die bäenstark Abwehr um Carlo und Helmut (ganz stark in den Zweikäpfen) und um den genial aufspielenden Kazu (man of the match), die alle Angriffe im Keim erstickten.

Zu guter Letzt war es Guido, der mit einem 20 meter Schlenzer über den Torwart den Endstand 6:0 herstellte. Das bedeutet den 5.Tabellenplatz und höchster Saisonsieg und meiner Aegide!!

Vorher musste noch Seifert raus. ER meint: Krämpfe. Wir meinen: nun ja,..besser hier nicht.

Leider erwiesen sich die Latinos als nicht so gute Verlierer und wollten insbesondere mit mir nach dem Spiel einiges „Besprechen? aber so sind sie halt die Südamerikaner. Die Freude indes war ungebrochen und so sassen wir noch recht lang in grosser Runde gemütlich unterm Dach zusammen, haben gefachsimpelt und uns über den Präsidenten lustig gemacht (Rädelsführer: Drank Greiffart und Nikael Glaehr).

So, bis dann
Waere klasse, wenn wir genauso am Samstag beim Turnier spielen.
So long
Euer Carsten Makaay

Saturday, 22.05.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Malones Shooters / Result: 0-5 (0-3)

Heute also endlich Spitzenspiel der Liga: Meister 2003-2004 (Shooters) trifft auf Eröffnungsturniersieger (und durch wiederholte SchiedsrichterFEHLentscheidungen um den diesjährigen Meistertitel gebrachten) Krauts. Während es für die Shooters um nichts mehr ging, außer darum, die Saison ohne Punktverlust zu beenden, ging es für uns noch um entscheidende Punkte und um Anerkennung in der Liga. „Remember, even with a draw we are the heros of the league!?So geschrieben von Frank unter der Woche. Sicher auch ein Versuch, den verbleibenden Rumpf der Mannschaft zu motivieren und der in den letzten Monaten nur mangelhaften Beteiligung ein Ende zu bereiten.

Aber auch diese Woche gestaltete sich die Nominierung des Kaders als äußerst schwierig. Na ja, alles andere wäre ja schon fast eine Überraschung. Gerade mal wieder 14 Mann zur Stelle und in solchen personellen Krisensituationen wieder Zeit für den Team Manager das Geschehen auf dem Platz selbst mitzubestimmen. Vielleicht konnte da noch eine Fußmassage Freitag Nacht für 50 RMB was bewirken?

Heute auch Einweihung der neuen Trikots ?extra mit Spielernamen. Ganz in schwarz aber doch schön anzusehen. Drucktechnische Probleme nur bei den Nachnamen von Andi und Bilgin. Auch abwarten bis Carsten sieht, was bei ihm auf den Rücken steht!!

Die vermeintlichen Heros ?in den neuen Shirts - heute: Nikolas und Chris. Ratet mal wo die heute spielten ?natürlich im Tor (zum Tor kommen wir übrigens gleich noch mal). In der Abwehr ein Riesenloch: nur Helmuth als gesetzter Abwehrspieler auf links, jedoch auch nur für eine Halbzeit. Notlösung sah wie folgt aus: Dieter auf rechts, Xu Tao als Libero und Frank im Wechsel mit mir als Vorstopper. Mittelfeld besetzt durch Carter zentral, Neuzugänge Henric und Felix auf links, Carlo und Christian F. auf rechts. Einzige echte Sturmspitze Bobby im Wechsel mit Jacky. Technische Leitung am Spielfeldrand durch Andi, Getränkeleitung durch Steffan T. (wie einst vom Erdboden verschluckt, so unter der Woche wieder ausgespuckt).

Hinein in die Partie, mit taktischer Anweisung wie folgt: zu Null spielen und die Trikots sauber lassen. Zumindest letzteres sehr schwierig, wenn man den Regenschauer des Vorabends bedenkt. In den ersten 10 Minuten sah es so aus als ob wir den Shooters einen Punkt abringen könnten. Ja, die Abwehr konnte dem Druck der Shooters standhalten, die sich im Abschluss auch etwas schwer taten. Insbesondere Dieter und Xu Tao mit hervorragender Abwehrleistung auf den sicher nicht einfachen Positionen. Helmuth solide wie immer, da muss man nicht viel zu sagen. Allerdings sollte auch erwähnt werden, dass unsere Kondition statistisch gesehen nur 10 Minuten hält. Daher auch nicht verwunderlich, gab es in der 11. Minute voll auf die Fresse. Während der Sekundenzeiger nur knapp 60 Sekunden braucht um einmal das Ziffernblatt zu umkreisen, gab es die 3 Gegentore in einem weitaus kürzeren Zeitabstand. Zicke, zacke, 1, 2, 3. Ärgerlich für Nikolas, der heute den Torwartposten in der 1. HZ übernahm. Einziger Trost, alles unhaltbare Dinger. Jetzt blo?aufpassen, das nicht die Hütte brennt. Und: Von den Helden der Liga zum Fallobst der Liga ist es ja auch gar nicht so weit. Also zusammenreißen und Moral beweisen. Bis zum 15:0 wie Shooters gegen Vlis ist zwar noch einiges hin, aber auch noch 80. Minuten zu spielen. Soweit sollte es nun aber nicht kommen daher taktische Auswechslung. Frank runter, ich rauf. Da es auch im Sturm bis auf einige ganz schön herausgespielte Aktionen nicht viel zu lachen gab, kam Jacky für Bobby. Und siehe da: zwar lief es jetzt nicht gleich sonderlich besser im Sturm, aber hinten brannte nichts mehr an. Wiederholt schöne wenn auch Einzelaktionen durch Carter im Mittelfeld, der die Shooters ein ums andere mal hat alt aussehen lassen. Mehr war aber nicht drin ?so ging es in die Pause.

Helmuth musste leider los, dass hie?Neuorganisation der Abwehr. Frank auf die linke Abwehrseite (rechts hinten statt rechts aussen) und ich vor der Abwehr. Ansonsten ging es unverändert in die 2. Hälfte. Alles noch offen, Devise Ausgleich. An den Ausgleich dachten wir jedoch nur bis zur 55. Spielminute, denn dann hagelte es wieder ?Gegentore. Das 4:0 und wenig später das 5:0. Jetzt konnten die Shooters nach Lust und Laune aufspielen und wir leider nur das schlimmste vermeiden. Eines war klar, beim nächsten Gegentor bringen wir den 4. Chinesen. Das heißt zwar Regelversto? aber einzige Möglichkeit maximal 5:0 zu verlieren. Soweit kam es glücklicherweise nicht. 5:0 war dann auch der Endstand. Kein wirklich schönes aber doch knappes Resultat. Erwähnenswert trotz allem die Moral der Truppe. Zu keinem Zeitpunkt die Köpfe hängen gelassen und gekämpft bis zum Ende. Und solange das so bleibt, ist die Welt in Ordnung. Danke Jungs!

Ursachenanalyse für die heutige Niederlage einfach: Es fehlten zu viele Schlüsselspieler um die Shooters ernsthaft in Verlegenheit zu bringen. Shooters dem Rekord nahe, die Saison ohne Punktverlust zu beenden, für uns wird es eng. Mit 27 Zählern punktgleich mit, jedoch aufgrund des Torverhältnisses hinter Big Bamboo auf Rang 6. Schön dass es am letzten Spieltag für uns noch um etwas geht. Bamboo mu?gegen Shooters ran und wir gegen Latino’s. Da ist noch mehr als eine Rechnung offen und neben 3 Punkten, sollte auch noch was am Torverhältnis zu machen sein.

Abends gabs ein Stelldich(auf Chinesisches Essen)Ein bei Jacky. Neben Krabben, Shrimps und Fisch gab es auch lecker Obstsalat. Leider hatten die anderen nicht soviel vom Obstsalat, dafür sorgte Frank. Komisch auch warum das Sushi so teuer war. Der Fisch war ja nicht mal gekocht. Egal, Hauptsache Spass und Bier ?auch für Bobby und Xu Tao.

Eurer „Krabbenspezialist?Daniel

Saturday, 15.05.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Les Bleus / Result: 1-1 (0-0)

Langsam nähert sich das Saisonende ?(und wir uns den Abstiegsplätzen könnten Berufskritiker wie seinerzeit Marcus behaupten). Nach der etwas “verpassten?(kann auch ein Rechtschreibfehler sein) Rückrunde sollten aus den letzten 3 Spielen noch einige Punkte geholt werden. Mindestens 13 ?damit die Meisterschaft wieder spannend gestaltet werden kann.

Das Management glaubt übrigens noch fest an den Titel und zwar bis zum Abschlussturnier. Zunächst aber weiter in der Liga oder “La Liga?wie die Franzosen oder Italiener immer sagen. Bereits im Vorfeld haben sich wieder personelle ?und diesmal auch persönliche ?Engpässe angedeutet. Antoine hat vorbehaltlich seinen Urlaub in der Inneren Mongolei verlängert um nicht in Gewissenskonflikte zu geraten.

Weiter mit der Abwesenheitsliste, die zum wiederholten male wieder länger als die der Aktiven war. Rheuma-Kai immer noch zur Beinamputation in Deutschland (oder in Polen, wegen der Geldgeschichte). Andi bereitet sich nach schwerer Verletzung (das heimtückische BKK-Syndrom, das man nur in Bangkok bekommt) schon wieder auf die nächste Saison vor. Micha in Aabeit. Chinesen bis auf Bobby alle heiraten! Wer war denn der glückliche? Vielleicht Jürgen? Der war nämlich auch nicht da. Carlo in Chengdu, natürlich auch im Urlaub. Leider ist auch Ralf noch verletzt, ebenso wie Thomas und Steffen T. (Alterserscheinungen).

Also wieder allerhand zu tun um den Nachwuchs und eine “numerisch?funktionierende Mannschaft sicher zustellen. Um nicht wie Dieter und Frank 18 Jahre warten zu müssen, doch lieber 2 Blitztransfers unter der Woche. Christian F. und Andre neu in den Kader. Herzlich willkommen. Insgesamt 14 Leute mit dabei.

Das Torhütergespann Chris und Nikolas (heute im Tor). Die Verteidigung mit Christian K. als Libero, Helmuth auf links, Patrick rechts und Tommy vor der Abwehr. Mittelfeld mit Kazu zentral, Dieter auf rechts und Bilgin links. Mittelstürmer “Rechts aussen?Frank, flankiert durch Christian F. und Bobby. Andre zunächst als Auswechselspieler. Chris als Co-Manager an meiner rechten Seite (in Hosentaschenhöhe). So ging es in die erste Halbzeit, in der Bobby ohne Zweifel zur tragischen Figur, aber auch zum Man of the Match wurde.

Aus einer soliden und einem stark von Kazu abhängigen Mittelfeld stand Bobby in den Anfangsminuten immer anspielbereit zur Verfügung und reduzierte damit den Sturm auf sich selbst. Ja es schien als wolle er in den verbleibenden Spielen noch die Torschützenliste kippen. Schüsse aus allen Position. Riesenchance in der 10. Minute, wenig später nochmal Alleingang, Schuss und Latte. Mitte der ersten Halbzeit wieder Riesenchance und wieder Bobby, zu eigensinnig knapp am Tor vorbei anstatt zu Frank zu passen (der stand rechts aussen). Wenn es klappt = Held, wenn nicht = Anschiss.

Gewechselt wurde dann auch, Bilgin angeschlagen. Sofortauswechslung. Ob Aus oder nicht, egal. Kommentar Helmuth: Mann, was macht ihr da, kann doch nicht wahr sein? Kommentar von mir: Ich erinnere mich noch an ein Handspiel…….. (ist dass etwa regelgerecht?)

„And approaching the half time in a few seconds, the score was already 0-0? Super, ne? Aber solange hinten nichts anbrennt, hat man ja schon mal einen Punkt sicher. Da auch die Franzosen einen Pfostenschuss erkämpfen konnten, kann man das bisherige schon mal als ausgeglichen bezeichnen. Mit diesen gebündelten Sportweisheiten ging es in die Pause und zum Einzelgespräch mit Bobby.

Unter besten äußeren Bedingungen (komisch in Shanghai downtown hat’s wohl geregnet) ging es in den 2. Spielabschnitt. Unser Sturm kam nicht ganz so frisch in die Partie zurück, daher viel Aktion im und um den Mittelkreis. Minuten nach Wiederanpfiff Befreiungsschuss aus der Abwehr. Dieser ging quer und wurde in Richtung Torwart abgefälscht. Das Chris diesen mit der Hand aufnahm war daher eigentlich legitim. Nun ist es leider so, dass der Schiri immer anderer Meinung ist, schlimmer noch, dass er das letzte Wort hat. Freistoss im Elfer. Begründet wurde die (un)parteiische Entscheidung mit: „You had enough time to play the ball? Exakte Regelauslegung, nichts zu meckern!?!?

Mauer gestellt, half aber nichts, da sich diese nach Pfiff in alle Himmelsrichtungen auflöste. TOR! Jetzt war Chris nicht zu halten. Die gelbe Karte gab es als Belohnung für die netten Worte. Jetzt musste die Mannschaft wach gerüttelt werden und das funktionierte in der Vergangenheit immer wenn der Team Manager an seiner Sportbekleidung rummachte. Leider musste ich dann wirklich noch ran, da Tommy verletzt ausscheiden musste und auch Bilgin um Auswechslung bat. Gut dass wir noch den Christian als Neuzugang hatten. Sicher nicht für die 4 falschen Einwürfe (damit meinen Rekord gebrochen), sondern für das schöne Tor zum Ausgleich in der 75. Minute ?sein erstes in der Liga (damit noch mal meinen Rekord gebrochen). Viel passierte dann nicht mehr bis zum Abpfiff. Meisterschaft nach wie vor offen, weiter hoffen. Nun müssen die 12 Punkte eben in den letzten beiden Spielen geholt werden.

Abends interessierte das sowieso keinen mehr, es wurde gefeiert. Christian K. und Pat waren mit ihren 30sten dran. Wein, Gesang und Frauen (aber alle schon verheiratet) ?alles dabei. Zu Ende ging die Nacht wie immer im Judy’s, wie immer erst im Morgengrauen.

Nächstes Wochenende treffen sich die direkten Titelaspiranten im „Kampf der Titanen?oder „Duell der Manager: Sir Jof vs. El Presidente? Ja, Krauts trifft auf Shooters und hoffentlich mehrere male auch in deren Tor. Schließlich haben wir sie im Eröffnungsturnier überzeugend (im Elfmeterschiessen) geschlagen. Leider gab es in BKK kein direktes Aufeinandertreffen, lag an der für uns günstigen Platzierung.

Eurer „Pariser?Daniel

Saturday, 24.04.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Shanghai United / Result: 0-3 (0-0)

Fast 3 Wochen sind nach dem legendären „Gentlemen-Agreement und dann kann sich doch keiner mehr erinnern??Spiel vergangen. Der 17. April war eigentlich fest als Viertelfinal-Spiel im SIFL- Pokal eingeplant, aber der Samstag musste nun anderweitig verbracht werden, z.B. mit Bügeln oder Blumengießen. Also viel Zeit zum Ausruhen, in Bangkok war ja auch nur ein Bruchteil der Mannschaft. Hat aber kaum geschadet, denn „den?Pokal haben wir schließlich geholt. Zeit aber auch eine Menge blöde e-mails zu schreiben. Ich zitiere mal ein Beispiel:

“as you know, we have no match on saturday because there is next round in Cup-match..... So, spend the free time with your family or pets or whatever....

Dieter Kloss please join a wellness farm (because you know the age limit in our team)
Helmut D. please contact your doctor in Thailand concerning to your eyes...
Frank Seifert please do more exercises with a ball; it was horrible on Thursday
Kazu, a little bit more fitness would be good for you and Japan
Hans S, use the weekend for relaxing; you need it
Carlo, please...ah not enough space to give you tips here....
Daniel (president) Kueblboeck please do nothing, otherwise it will be wrong?br>
Das diese e-mail von Rheuma-Kai kam, kann 3 (bislang ungeklärte) Gründe haben: (1) er hat Rheuma, (2) keiner will in Shanghai mehr Erdbeben-Versicherungen kaufen, daher nichts los im Büro oder (3) Aktives Zutexten um vom blamablem „Management-Einsatz?gegen das Latino- Spiel abzulenken....

Aber die Gegenantwort folgte auf dem Fu? ich zitiere noch mal:

“Hello Carsten, as discussed at yesterday's session, I have fixed an appointment for you with my doctor on Saturday this week. According to his information it is no problem to amputate your left leg and to shorten the right one. Not to leave you with walking sticks, he promised to provide an artificial leg, made of concrete.

You see, all your requirements can be meet. Trust it will help to improve your game tremendously. Look forward to meet you next time on the pitch.…”

Das erklärt einiges: nicht nur akute Beinprobleme sondern auch eklatante Managementschwächen. Anlass genug, am heutigen Samstag die Leitung wieder an mich zu nehmen. Das Wetter gab ja auch allen Anlass dazu. Heute wieder rege Beteiligung: 15 aktive Spieler dabei. Dabei gab es doch gar nichts umsonst, und schon gar keine Stammplätze. (Ich frage an dieser Stelle noch einmal kritisch: Lag die mangelnde Beteiligung gegen Latino’s eventuell an der Personalie der technischen Leitung???? Gut für mich, Amtszeit 2004-2005 gesichert.)

Soweit zum Hintergrund und Mobbing. Fußball stand heute natürlich im Vordergrund. Unter der Woche hat das Präsidium noch eine theoretische Chance auf Platz 3 errechnet. Vorweg: die Rechnerei hat sich jetzt erledigt. Aber das wusste bis zur Aufstellung (die jetzt gleich kommt) noch keiner.

Die Aufstellung beginnt heute mal mit dem Sturm. Quasi als Belohnung, da dieser heute zu-0 gespielt hat. Hier tummelten sich „Rechtsaussen?(Frank S.) auf rechts aussen, Jacky zentral, Bobby, Jesse und zwischendurch auch Neuzugang Guido. Die Mittelfeldakteure: „Rheuma-Kai?zentral als einziger Schwachpunkt heute unterstützt durch Jürgen S. und Patrick, im defensiven Bereich spielten Micha S., Tommy, Helmuth, Dieter. Als Libero heute Kazu, der auch der einzige Torschütze für die Krauts bleiben sollte. Im Tor Chris, zwar 3 Tore, aber leider ins eigene Gehäuse.

Ins Spiel: sehr ausgeglichene Partie, mit Chancenvorteilen für uns. Die Abwehr stand sicher, auffällig die „ruhige?Atmosphäre in der Abwehr. Gute Abstimmung und Übergabe der gegnerischen Stürmer. Insbesondere Gil wurde tadellos gedeckt und kam nur selten zu Schussmöglichkeiten, ganz zu schweigen zu Toren. Auch im Mittelfeld lief es rund, obwohl Carsten allerhand Motivationsarbeit leisten musste. Im Sturm das alte Problem, der Knipser fehlt. Zwei erwähnenswerte Chancen. Carsten aus einschussbereiter Position, jedoch knapp am Kasten vorbei. Und Frank mit einer fast todsicheren Chance. Als Kritiker könnte man meinen, er hat die Chance absichtlich vertan. Bestrafung folgte auf dem Fu? Auswechslung ?Jesse kam neu ins Spiel. Leider hatte er zu lange gebraucht, die richtige Position von Frank zu finden. Vielleicht wäre er ja noch mal gefährlich geworden, wenn die erste HZ nicht abgepfiffen worden wäre. 0:0 zur Pause, alles drin, möglicherweise sogar noch mehr.

2. Hälfte mit unveränderter Aufstellung und ungebrochener Stimmung. Alles passte, bis auf die Unachtsamkeit in der Abwehr die zum 1:0 für United in der 60. Minute führte. Das schmerzt aber dafür hatten wir endlich mal wieder die Chance das Spiel direkt von der Mittellinie aufzubauen. Frank noch mal mit einer Riesenchance. Der Aufwärtshaken (nach dem Foul) aber ebenso vergeben wie die Chance in der 1. HZ. 10 Minuten später dann wieder ein Tor und wieder für United. Höhepunkte für Krauts gab es dann nur noch in negativer Hinsicht: Chris mit Verletzung bei einer Parade (humpelte sich dann aber noch durchs Spiel) und: das 3:0 für United in der 80. Minute. Leider ein Eigentor durch Kazu, aber so etwas kann mal passieren. Ich könnte jetzt noch die letzten 10 Minuten kommentieren, aber das bringt nichts. Der Zug ist abgefahren. Nicht nur für dieses Spiel, sondern auch für Platz 3 in dieser Saison. „Ich erinnere mich an ein Zitat eines Voodoo-Spielers, die an diesem Samstag auch alle Meisterschaftsträume begruben: „At least we got the cup? In diesem Sinne ging es in den Bus und stadteinwärts.

Unweit des Mandarin-City ging der Abend weiter. Neben Tom Khar Gai beim Thai, wurde auch das Präsidium neu gemischt. Oben unverändert. Neu hinzu Frank S. und Micha S., weg ?sag ich nicht.

Die Maifeiertage stehen an, ich freu mich schon (auf mein Büro). Wir treffen uns bald wieder, spätestens am 15. Mai gegen Les Bleus.

Eurer „Bock im Kuebl?Daniel

Saturday, 03.04.2004 / SIFL Cup
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Latinos / Result: 2-0 (1-0)

Anmerkung der Redaktion: Der Spielbericht ist nicht von mir! Aber was sage ich, dass werdet ihr ja ohnehin schnell merken. Das dieser Bericht keine Selbstkritik beinhaltet ist ebenfalls klar! Bitte achtet nicht so streng auf die Rechtschreibfehler. Ist halt bei Fußballern so. Ok, auch ein Widerspruch in sich, denn der Artikel stammt vom „Rheuma-Kai??oder wie er sich seit neuestem nennt (sicher aufgrund der Erfolgslosigkeit des Namensvorbildes) „Titan? So ?jetzt lachen einstellen, es geht erst richtig los......

Hi Guys,

Damit es nicht langweilig wird, nun ?trotz aller Querelen ?auch der Spielbericht über das Match gegen die Latinos?br>
Es stand schon von Anfang an unter keinem guten Stern:
1. keine Spieler da
2. keine Spieler da
3. Giel (Makaay) musste alles managen, da die Herren Presidente und sein Co ja auf “Dienstreise?in Bangkok (mit Mannschaftskasse) waren, aber das schlimmste war:
4. wir hatten keine Spieler.

Na, ja, eigentlich sollten es genau 11 (inclusive 2 Torhüter und mir, mit Todesgrippalem Infekt) Spieler sein. Aber es kam, wie es kommen musste. Nicolas beruflich verhindert, Antoine nicht zu erreichen und Carlo angeblich auf ner Baustelle (klar, mit Helm und ner Flasche Küppers, oder Bockbier für unsere Ostdeutschen Kameraden). Naja, als wenn das nicht schon genug wäre, nächste Hiobsbotschaft: Ralf kann, obwohl anwesend (Lob!!) verletzungsbedingt nicht spielen.

Also waren wir sage und schreibe 7 (!!!), ich wiederhole: sieben Spieler. Was tun sprach Zeus ? Ich, in meiner ersten Präsidentenabsägefunktion alles allein zu managen und den Jungs endlich zu zeigen, wie man es richtig macht, hatte arge Probleme.

Also mit den Jungs diskutiert (war ja ein übersichtlicher Rahmen), hin und her überlegt, als es plötzlich der Zufall wollte und die Latinos uns fragten, ob wir 2 Spieler wollten. Den Rest der Geschichte kennt Ihr ja; ich will mich aufs Spiel beschränken.

Wir erhielten also 2 Spieler von den Latinos (1 davon war Bilgin, der jetzt ganz zu uns gewechselt ist. Herzlich willkommen im Team. Ja so schnell geht das, wenn man einmal das Krautstrikot überstreift, kommt man nicht mehr davon weg; es ist wie eine Sucht!!!) und los gings mit 10 gegen 11, weil auch Ralf kurzfristig entschieden hat, doch der Mannschaft zu helfen (2. Sonderlob). Und los gings, bei starkem Rücken- und Seitenwind und noch unter dem Einfluss, dass die Shooters gegen Bamboo zurücklagen.

Also Chris im Tor, Ralf Libero, Jens rechter Verteidiger, John (Latino) linker Verteidiger, Michael vor der Abwehr, linkes Mittelfeld Bilgin (Latino), Makaay (ich) und Kazu zentrales Mittelfeld, Frank, offensives rechtes Mittelfeld und Bobby als alleinige Sturmspitze und Laufwunder. Taktik: halten, bis Carlo kommt.

Es waren 2 Minuten gespielt, da erkämpfte sich Kazu den Ball und erzielte mit einem fulminanten Schuss aus ca. 70m (naja aber 25 waren es) das 1:0. Ok, es war etwas windbegünstigt und der gegnerische Torwart hatte eine kleine Pechsträhne, aber das soll Kazu’s Leistung nicht schmälern.

Aber wir hielten uns tapfer, das Bällchen lief zeitweise sogar ganz gut und wir hatten einige Chancen. Bobby müsste etwas konsequenter im Abschluss sein, und mich müsste man nicht immer so brutal foulen vor dem Strafraum, dann würden wir mehr Tore erzielen. Ralf war noch mit einem gefährlichen Freistoss zur Stelle, aber leider knapp drüber. Frank kam immer wieder über rechts durch und setzte seine gefährlichen Flanken, leider waren waren wir oft zu spät aufgerückt. 10 Min vor Ende der ersten Halbzeit kam auch Carlo. Und wir waren 11:11.

Nun konnten wir unsere gesamte Erfahrung ausspielen. In der Halbzeit beschlossen wir, hinten etwas umzustellen (Carlo gegen den bulligen Angreifer, Typ Jancker, und Jens mehr im defensiven Mittelfeld) und sonst so weiter spielen wie bisher.

Das Spiel plätscherte so dahin, nicht wirklich viele Torszenen und Chris hatte glaube ich nicht einen Ball wirklich zu halten. Gute Leistung in der Abwehr. Auch Bilgin und John machten ihre Sache gut (ist ja immer schwer in ein eingespieltes Team zu kommen). Aber wir haben hinten nichts anbrennen lassen und versuchten uns oft mit Befreiungsschlägen aus der Gefahrenzone zu retten.

Dann kam es leider zu einer sehr, sehr unglücklichen Szene. Als Ralf sich nach vorne schlich, um das alles entscheiden 2:0 zu erzielen, hat er sich leider schwer verletzt und musste ausscheiden. Leider wird er uns voraussichtlich auch für die letzten 4 Spiele nicht zur Verfügung stehen. Von hier aus, alles gute Ralf.

Nichtsdestotrotz gaben wir nicht auf, Kazu Libero, ich noch mehr im zentralen Mittelfeld (wie erwähnt mit Todesgrippalem Infekt). Plötzlich erhielt ich einen schönen langen Ball von John auf links, setzte mich gekonnt mit 2 Haken durch und passte knallhart in die Mitte. Bobby wunderbar durch die Beine gelassen und Frank mit einem strammen Schuss ins linke Eck vollendet. 2: 0.!!! Der Jubel war gross (besonders für Frank). Das Frank noch eine 1000000%ige auf dem Fuss hatte sollte ich nicht schreiben; hab ich auch nicht getan.

Trotz allem war es ein recht flottes Spiel, obwohl alle froh waren, als es vorbei war, es war nämlich scheissekalt. Noch einmal allen Spielern herzlichen Dank, dass Ihr so tapfer gekämpft habt. Es war wirklich eine klasse Leistung !!!

In diesem Sinne

Euer
Carsten Makaay

Saturday, 27.03.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Azzurri FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-1 (0-0)

Nachdem ich mehrfach (auch schriftlich) angesprochen wurde, den Spielbericht gegen die Italiener zu schreiben, habe ich mich nach nun einen Monat zusammenraufen können, euch doch noch mal etwas detaillierter über den Samstag zu informieren, an dem Platz 3 von der praktischen Erreichbarkeit (d.h. alles im Direktvergleich klarzumachen) zur nur noch theoretischen Chance geworden ist. Trotz der vielen Wochen, die seitdem ins „Land der Mitte?gegangen sind, versuche ich mal den Bericht in der Retroperspektive zu schreiben (Carsten wird dieses Wort lieben, weil er es nicht versteht).

Also heute ist Samstag der 27. März 2003 (ich glaube mir ging es ganz gut an diesem Tag). Anpfiff geplant gegen 13:00 Uhr, also beste Vorraussetzung dafür, dass jeder den Rausch der letzten Nacht ausschlafen konnte UND das Christian K. mal wieder dabei war, denn Abnahmen laufen nur bis 12:30 Uhr. Normalerweise fangen dann bei ihm die „Company-Diners?an, zum Glück nicht heute. Bevor ich aber zur Aufstellung komme: Abfahrt pünktlich vom Mandarin-City, problemlos nach Tianma gefunden (kann mich zumindest nicht an Zwischenfälle erinnern). Die Sonne schien, der Platz war grün, der Himmel blau. (Nee, eigentlich sollte es heißen: Christian grün, weil gestern blau).

Ok, nun doch zur Aufstellung: wieder beide Torhüter an Board und mit gerechter Arbeitsverteilung. Ungeklärt bleibt wohl wer das einzige Gegentor kassiert hat (wenn ich Nicolas wäre, würde ich sagen es war Chris, der würde ewig brauchen, den Text zu übersetzen um das möglicherweise richtig zu stellen). Ralf als Libero gesetzt, vor der Abwehr Micha, Christian rechte Verteidigung, Antoine links. Das Mittelfeld heute aufgeteilt zwischen Carter und Andi, letzterer mit offensiven Aufgaben, d.h. Buden machen. Kazu rechts, Carsten links im Mittelfeld aktiv. (Un)gelernte Stürmer waren heute Frank (natürlich auf rechts außen, solang das Vertrauen des Präsidiums hielt) und Jürgen K. Bobby und Carlo zunächst auf der Auswechselbank, da wo ich sowieso sitze. Ist doch nicht schlecht oder, 11 Mann zusammen und sogar etwas zum Wechseln.

Bei den Italienern waren heute Angelo, Olaf der Torhüter und Wolfram nicht dabei. Insbesondere das fehlen des Torhüters, sollte viele Tore verheißen. Aber nichts da, der Ersatz sogar 2 Klassen besser, wie sich später zeigte. Aber zunächst ins Spiel. Anweisung klar, Sieg um den 3. Tabellenplatz im direkten Vergleich zu sichern. Entsprechend motiviert ging es ins Spiel. Der Ball lief rund ?da dies meist die Vorraussetzung für ansehnliche Spiele ist, erwähne ich es noch mal explizit (so jetzt müsste Carsten mittlerweile das Fremdwörterbuch ?oder um bei der Basis anzufangen ?das Bulgarisch-Deutsche Wörterbuch hervorgeholt haben). Zurück zum wirklich wichtigen: das Spiel. Ich erwähnte bereits es lief rund und zwar durchs gesamte Team. Solide Abwehr mit Manndeckung durch Christian, Ralf und Micha mit so Art Bollwerk vorm Tor. Antoine heute mit leichten Problemen: der Muskel war zu!!

Das spielerisch Top-besetzte Mittelfeld mit sehenswerten Aktionen bis in den Sturm, der wiederholt die nötige Abgebrühtheit vermissen lie? Und wenn der Ball mal ins Aus ging war auch ich immer zur Stelle. Dennoch klare Spielanteile und Chancen (wenn überhaupt welche) für uns. Ich kann mich zwar nicht mehr genau erinnern aber Frank hatte sicher wieder viele 1000%-ige Chancen (mit Absicht nicht verwandelt). Bobby hatte auch gute Aktionen, nachdem er kurz für Andi eingewechselt wurde. Auch bei ihm machte der Muskel zu, später aber wieder auf.

So ging die erste Halbzeit vorüber ?ohne Tore. Im Minimalprinzip (Carsten bist du noch da?) könnte man auch meinen ?ohne Gegentore. Zeit genug in der pause NICHTS zu verändern. Spielerisch lief es gut, mental müsste beim Sturm der Knoten platzen. Aber Frank, ich habe da volles Verständnis, es ist nicht einfach sich einen guten Namen für den nachwuchs auszudenken, da ist man psychisch einfach nicht frei. Aber ich möchte dir gerne (zum wiederholten male) helfen mit einem Namensvorschlag: Daniel oder Daniela, alternativ auch Krauts oder Krauti. Carsten fällt als Name weg, das Kleine wird schon genug Probleme haben im Schatten des berühmten „Rechtsaussen?zu stehen.

So irgendwas vergessen? N? also hinein in den 2. Spielabschnitt. Unverändertes Bild, also quasi wie in der 1. HZ (siehe oben). Für mich hie?es gemütlich zurücklegen und auf Tore warten. Mein Wort in Gottes Ohren, da kam es auch. In der 55. Spielminute: Tor für Italien. Wie das zustande kam, könnt ich euch ja denken. Abwehrschnitzer! Aber es war ja noch genug Zeit um das Ding zu drehen. Deswegen sind wir ja auch rausgefahren. Das Gegentor hatte auch seine gute Seite, denn jetzt ging ein Ruck durchs Team - schöner lauf von Bobby, 1 bis 7 Haken, zu Andi „gepasst??PASST! 1:1 durch schönes aber auch schwieriges Tor aus „überspitzten?Winkel durch Andi. Das ganze in derselben Spielminute. Jetzt war die Partie wieder offen. Aber leider ist es im Fußballgeschäft nun mal so, wenn einmal Kot am Stiefel ist, macht man auch die besten Chancen nicht rein. Selbst der Offensivdrang von Ralf konnte da nicht mehr helfen. 1:1 war auch der Entstand. Das wird wohl nicht mehr reichen um aufs Treppchen zu kommen. Egal, 3 Trophäen gibt es noch zu vergeben: (1) SIFL- Cup, bei dem es nächsten Samstag in die erste Runde gegen Latino’s geht, (2) Pokal bei Osterturnier in Bangkok übernächste Woche und (3) das Abschlussturnier der Liga. Die 3 Pokale zu holen, ist ja wohl nicht zuviel verlangt oder???? In diesem Sinne

Euer „mental schon auf das BKK-Turnier eingestellte?Daniel

Saturday, 20.03.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - O'Malleys Oranje / Result: 2-1 (1-0)

Nach zwei verlorenen Spielen in Folge ?eines davon im direkten Vergleich gegen Japan ?wurden im Verlauf der Woche die Saisonziele korrigiert. Nicht nur der 2. Tabellenplatz zum Ende der Saison ist dahin, sondern auch der 3. Platz scheint in die Ferne gerückt zu sein. Mittlerweile stehen wir schon auf Platz 6, aber da zumindest sicher. Aber so ist Fußball nun mal: zwar dauert ein Spiel nur 90 Minuten, aber eine Saison hat auch einige Spiele, und zwar genau 20 (Rechenhilfe: Anzahl Teams in der Liga?x2).

Vielleicht zu früh auf Fehlersuche zu gehen aber eines steht fest: mit nur 11 Spielern ins Match zu gehen, kann man mal machen wohl aber nicht 6 mal hintereinander. Und wenn dann schon der Team Manager eingreifen muss, sind auch keine spielentscheidende Anweisungen von außen (vom Keiper- Recaro Sitz mit Bierhalter und integriertem Aschenbecher) zu erwarten. Ende Januar waren es nicht mal 11 Spieler und so musste das Ligaspiel gegen Oranje verschoben werden ?bis zum heutigen Samstag. Soviel zum Hintergrund.

Da es aber um Punkte ging (sicher nicht gegen den Abstieg, denn wie wir seit letzter Woche durch Dieter erfahren haben, kann man in der SIFL gar nicht absteigen) mussten wir uns etwas einfallen lassen. Da kam der Vorschlag vom Holland-Team, sich abends vor dem Spiel zur Völkerverständigung zu treffen (natürlich mit Bier), wie gerufen. Und bei einer solchen Ansetzung war schnell klar, dass der Sieg in der Kneipe erspielt wird. Ebenfalls klar: spielentscheidend unsere Geheimwaffen Chris ?860?und Steffan. Ansto?08:00 Uhr im O’Malleys, 2. Halbzeit im Judy’s. Es ging übrigens über die Nachspielzeit weit in das 11 Meterschiessen hinein. Dank Chris, Sieg ganz klar bei Krauts: „Wo san de Holland Stürmer!? Übrigens, das war der erste spielentscheidende Zug des Team Managers, der anfangs der Woche noch im gleichnamigen Zug war und dahin ist er natürlich mit dem Zug gefahren.

Abfahrt am nächsten Tag wie gehabt. Wieder 11+1 Leute, welch eine Überraschung. Zum Glück ist der Großteil der Aktiven am Vorabend zu Hause geblieben und sah daher entsprechend fit aus. Das es überhaupt 11 geworden sind, stand erst am Freitag Abend fest: neben der Reaktivierung von Thomas P. gab es noch einen Blitztransfer: Antoine aus Frankreich. So sollte es also losgehen. Ein kräftiges Zicke Zacke, das nur vom Busfahrer erwidert wurde und schon waren wir in Tianma.

Zur Aufstellung: Chris/Nikolas im Tor, Libero Ralf, Thomas und Helmuth rechts bzw. links in der Abwehr, Antoine defensives Mittelfeld, Carlo rechtes Mittelfeld, Jürgen S. der mal wieder in Shanghai vorbeischaute auf der linken Seite. Kazu im zentralen Mittelfeld und im Sturm Frank S., Andi und Bobby. Die Aufstellung ging ebenso zügig wie gerade geschrieben, Verzählen konnte man sich auch nicht. Dann Warmspielen ohne Ball, reine Gewohnheit übrigens, und schon begann auch die Partie. Zunächst mal Abtasten ohne Anfassen, klar man will ja nichts übertreiben. Im Nachhinein betrachtet, wurde in der ersten Halbzeit ein schöner Fußball angeboten. Da es aber das letzte Spiel des Tages war, gab es keine Zeugen. Auch keinen Applaus für die ersten gelungenen Aktionen der Krauts. Teilweise wurde richtig schön kombiniert, wirklich auffällig jedoch das disziplinierte Spiel auf allen Positionen. Jürgen sogar häufiger mit Hackentricks als mit Innenrist und auch sonst mit respektabler Leistung. Keine Frage, dass sich recht schnell einige Chancen ergaben, die zunächst nicht verwertet werden konnten. So dauerte es bis zur 35. Minute bis Andi einen abgewehrten Torschuss aus gut 15 Metern zum 1:0 verwandeln konnte. Wenn er kommt ist er halt Gold wert. In den letzten Minuten passierte nichts entscheidendes mehr ?1:0 also zur Pause. In der Pause wurde taktisch gewechselt, hin und her, solange bis wieder alle auf ihren Positionen spielten. Ja, was soll man sonst in den 15. Minuten machen?

Anpfiff zur 2. Hälfte. Diesmal spielten wir auf das andere Tor und hatten Ansto?obwohl wir gar kein Tor kassiert haben? Das sollte sich aber in der 65. Minute ändern. Angriff durch Oranje über rechts ?da stand Thomas der kurz zuvor die Seite mit Helmuth getauscht hat. Mit grobem Bodycheck durch die Abwehr, Konfusion im 16er und Tor zum 1:1. Trauriger Höhepunkt: Thomas hat sich bei dieser Aktion ernsthaft an der Schulter verletzt und konnte nicht weiterspielen. Schade, denn seine Partie bis dahin war ausgezeichnet. Mit besten Wünschen zur baldigen Genesung!

Die Frage nach dem Einwechselspieler war schnell beantwortet, es war keiner da. Also musste ich wieder ran. Langsam aber sicher deutet sich der Rücktritt vom Rücktritt an. Und dann noch in der Abwehr. Meine Fresse! Das ich 2mal vom Captain umgestellt wurde ?zunächst innerhalb der Abwehr gewechselt mit Carlo, dann noch mal mit Frank im Sturm ?hatte natürlich spielerische Gründe. Und er sollte recht behalten. Jungs, mal das Fußballhandbuch aufschlagen, Seite 124, Kapitel: „Zuckerpass in die Spitze? 75. Minute von mir spiegelbildlich umgesetzt, gespielt auf Ralf, der beim Alleingang auf den Torhüter die Nerven behielt und zum 2:1 einnetzte. Der Team Manager in aller Bescheidenheit später im Interview: „Ja gut, der Ralf lief vor, das habe ich gesehen, da musste ich den Pass spielen. Ganz klar, das der Pass kam, das war meine Aufgabe. Normal gespielt, nicht mehr und nicht weniger?

Aber es waren noch 15. Minuten, rein rechnerisch halt. Jetzt nur keine Abwehrfehler machen. Die haben sich zwar hin und wieder eingeschlichen aber dank Nikolas ist nichts mehr angebrannt. Ganz im Gegenteil, es gab weitere Chancen der Krauts. Eine der besten noch kurz vor Ende durch Andi per Kopf. Nur knapp am Tor vorbei. Aber es hat gereicht. Endlich mal wieder ein Sieg, das war wichtig. Noch schnell ein Bier und ab nach hause. Ist euch aufgefallen, dass das Bier heute wieder geschmeckt hat.

Da die Siegesparty bereits am Vorabend stattfand, blieb der Samstagabend ruhig. In 168 Stunden ist es wieder soweit. Showdown gegen Italien. Lieblingsgegner wäre zuviel gesagt aber immerhin schon die 4. Partie in dieser Saison (inkl. Eröffnungsturnier). Bereits jetzt stellt sich die Frage, wie viele Spieler wir nächsten Samstag werden. Ich kann es mir schon denken....

Bis dahin. Übrigens: in den 168 Stunden sind 30 Arbeitsstunden enthalten.

Euer „bescheidene aber spielentscheidende?Daniel

Saturday, 13.03.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Vikings FC / Result: 2-4 (1-1)

Merklich tief sa?noch der Schock von der Niederlage gegen die Japaner. War es doch eine machbare Aufgabe, zumal die Japaner personell ebenso spärlich bestückt waren wie wir. Wird der Busfahrer eigentlich nie über die Resultate informiert? Er war nämlich wieder der einzige der heute extrem gut gelaunt war. Für ihn ist wahrscheinlich jeden Samstag Topspiel, solange er uns halt fahren darf.

Den anderen ist sehr schnell das Lachen vergangen, es standen gerade mal wieder 11 Krauts zur Verfügung. Als wir alle noch jung waren, konnte eigentlich nichts besseres passieren. Aber heutzutage ist eine Stammplatzgarantie sofort mit einem Griff an die Wade verbunden. Zumindest kann dann aber auch keiner sagen: „Ich spiel heute maximal nur 25 Minuten?

Wer waren also die Glücklichen 11 am heutigen Samstag?

Tor: Chris, Abwehr: Ralf, Dieter, Gerhard, Tommy, Mittelfeld: Patrick, Carlo, Kazu, Sturm: Bobby, Frank S. und Daniel. Aufstellung ging wie von selber, Auswechselspieler ?keine. Gott sei Dank hat sich beim Aufwärmen keiner verletzt und Gott sei Dank hatten die Vikings auch nur 18 Spieler zur Verfügung. Sah alles nach einem „atemberaubenden?Aufeinandertreffen aus. Dieter noch mit ein paar aufbauenden Worten: „Absteigen können wir ohnehin nicht? Ich hätte das Team wirklich nicht besser motivieren können.

Bereits in den ersten Minuten war die Arbeitsverteilung klar, Abwehr allerhand zu tun, der Sturm heute nur mit wenigen Chancen, die eiskalt genutzt werden müssen, sofern wir hier etwas bewegen wollten. Ja, die Vikings haben im Verlauf der Saison eine wirklich solide Truppe geformt, die es auch versteht als Team aufzuspielen. Klare Spielvorteile für die Vikings in den ersten Minuten, die nach wiederholtem Anlauf gegen Mitte der 1. Halbzeit die Chance zum Tor nutzten. 1:0 ?so hätte es auch schon früher stehen können, wenn Chris nicht kurz zuvor den völlig allein vor ihm auftauchenden Stürmer mit exzellenter Parade um dessen Triumph gebracht hätte. Eine Überraschung war das übrigens nicht, die Vikings hatten schon in den Wochen zuvor auf sich aufmerksam gemacht, warum sollte das gegen uns anders sein. Wie auch immer, noch lange kein Grund jetzt den Kopf hängen zu lassen. Klare Kampfansage von Tommy wenige Minuten später aus 16 Meter über den Kopf des Torwarts ins Tor. Ja der Torwart war wirklich nicht sehr gro? eher klein. Leider wurde er vom Sturm nur mangelhaft gefordert.

1:1 zur Pause. Rein konditionell hätte es schon der Schlusspfiff sein müssen. Einzige brauchbare Anweisung zwischen den Spielabschnitten: einfach weiter so!

Leider fand die Anweisung kein Gehör, beim nächsten mal sage ich es auch der Mannschaft. Denn kurz nach Ansto??flinke Hufe ?wurde der Ball gleich noch 2mal zum Ansto?getragen. Von den Krauts! 3:1 nach nicht mehr als 60 gespielten Minuten. Dann gab es eine Zeit an die ich mich nicht mehr erinnere, wenn was passiert wäre, hätte ich es euch wissen lassen. Könnte aber wie folgt ausgesehen haben: Abwehr Land unter, Torwart unter Dauerbeschuss, Sturm harmlos.

Dann ?wie aus heiterem Himmel ?doch noch der Anschlusstreffer. Alleingang von Bobby, vom linken Strafraumeck ins rechte Lattenkreuz. Aber das der Torwart eher klein war erwähnte ich bereits. Kurze Zeit später dann aber wieder erneutes „Black out?der Abwehr (oder war es bereits im Mittelfeld?) und Tor zum 4:2 für Vikings. Das war auch der Endstand, alles weitere erspare ich mir.

Eins wei?ich, ich werde nie in Skandinavien Urlaub machen. Basta!

Eure „harmlose Sturmspitze?Daniel

Saturday, 06.03.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Japan FC - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 2-1 (1-0)

Nach dem Ausscheiden aus dem Hebiguchi- Cup und nach zweiwöchiger Pause nun also wieder zum Ligaspiel. Gegner heute war Japan, bekannt als laufstarkes und als "team-aufspielende" Mannschaft. Immer brandgefährlich, nicht umsonst derzeit Tabellenzweiter. Wenngleich die Rückrunde für uns gar nicht schlecht gestartet ist (4 Punkte aus 2 Ligaspielen) konnten sich die Japaner bis auf 8 Punkte absetzen. Zwar haben wir 2 Spiele weniger absolviert, dennoch erkennt man - auch ohne Mathematik studiert zu haben ?das der direkte Vergleich saisonentscheidend sein kann. Man redet dann unter anderem auch von einem ?-Punkte Spiel? wobei sich die FIFA mit der Anerkennung solcher Resultate derzeit noch etwas schwer tut.

Aber auch ohne Unterstützung der FIFA, was das Samstagziel ein Sieg, egal wie. Überraschend auch wieder die nominelle Anwesenheit des Kaders. Alles dabei was für ein Sieg notwendig ist. Auch der Team Manager! Überraschend anderseits, das die Japaner mit nur 13 aktiven Spielern am Platz waren. Bedenkt man einen registrierten Kader von 58 Spielern, schon eine echte Sensation. Oder Übermut! Möglicherweise aber ähnliche Tendenzen abzusehen, wie bei uns. Wie sich später herausstellte, war ein Großteil bei irgendwelchen „Abnahmen? Egal. Kazu geben jedenfalls nicht mehr her.

Unter der Woche wurde noch schnell die Trikotfarbe geklärt. Trotz Heimvorteil haben die Japaner eingewilligt in Blau zu spielen, sodass wir mit unseren bekannten „Bern 54??Trikots auflaufen konnten. Ob in diesem Zusammenhang bereits über das Spielergebnis gesprochen wurde, wird hier nicht erwähnt.

Abfahrt wieder pünktlich (+10 Minuten, lt. Statut der Krauts). Bekannt gute Laune, nur „Rheuma Kai?war vertieft im Bilder-Studium der täglich erscheinenden „Shanghai Daily? Hat heute recht lange gedauert, da es sich zumeist um 4-farbige Bilder handelte. Die Zeitung wurde übrigens aus einem Hotel entwendet. Weil wegen der Bezahl-Geschichte.

Am Platz noch Totenstille, es war das erste Spiel am heutigen Tage. Ausnahme natürlich die Japaner, die seit halb sieben schon Aufwärmübungen machten. Da auch die Schiedsrichter noch nicht da waren, genug Zeit sich entsprechend anzuziehen und die letzten modischen Details zurechtzurücken. Interessantes Beispiel Carter: Unter dem weißen Trikot ein gelbes, langärmliches Shirt, dazu rote anstatt weiße Socken. Mit viel Phantasie lief da die deutsche Flagge rum. Wäre übrigens eine Superidee für den Fasching, mit Garantie auf Erstplatzierung. Leider 2 Wochen zu spät. Spass beiseite, es ging um 6 Punkte. Und zwar mit folgendem Kader:

Chris/Nikolas im Tor (überrascht?). Christian (viel gutzumachen) rechter Verteidiger, Tommy auf links. Ralf als Libero, Dieter vor der Abwehr. Patrick rechtes Mittelfeld, „Rheuma Kai?auf links. Frank S. (Flankengott), Jürgen K. und Kazu im Sturm. Damit also in altbekannter und –bewährter Besetzung, vor allem die Achse „Giel-Kazu?wieder beieinander. Jacki war heute trotz Zusage leider nicht erschienen. Aber noch lange kein Grund für den Team Manager die Schuhe auszupacken. Denn auf der Bank waren ja noch Gerhard und Xu Tao.

Hinein ins Geschehen. Die Japaner heute ungewohnt schwach, sicher aufgrund des dezimierten Kaders. Dementsprechend sofortige Spielkontrolle der Krauts. Schönes Aufbauspiel von der Abwehr (auch mal hintenrum spielen), durch das Mittelfeld (zentral gesteuert durch Carter) bis in den Sturm. Erste gelungene Kombinationen führten zu Chancen der Krauts. Jürgen leider zu spät am Ball. Bereits im Training hat sich gezeigt, dass die Pässe auf ihn millimetergenau kommen müssen. Nächste Großchance durch Carter und Frank S. Leider wurde auf Abseits entschieden und das Tor nicht gewertet. Insgesamt schön anzusehen, aber wo waren die Tore.

Dann: Schöne Flanke, Torwart fast dran gewesen, Ralf zur Stelle und Tor zum 1:0. Hey Super! Allerdings, Flanke kam von den Japanern und o.g. Torwart war Nikolas. Damit das Tor durch Ralf ein Eigentor. Leider hat ihn im Vorfeld keiner darüber informiert, dass Eigentore in der Torschützenliste nicht gewertet werden. Anstrengung daher umsonst, Krauts jetzt aber in Zugzwang das Resultat zu drehen. Spielerisch hatten wir das Geschehen ja schon in der Hand. Gewechselt wurde später Xu Tao für Jürgen und Gerhard für Patrick. Auch weiterhin schönes Spiel mit ungenutzten Chancen. Schade das es zur Halbzeitpause nicht mehr geklappt hat.

Wie gesagt, angesichts der Spieldominanz gab es kaum Zweifel, das wir hier noch das Spiel gewinnen können. Wenn wir nur die rausgespielten Chancen nutzen können. Mit dieser Einstellung ging es in die 2. Hälfte. 10 Minuten gespielt mit ähnlichen Spielanteilen wie in der 1. HZ. 60. Minute schöner Angriff eingeleitet von Xu Tao und Abschluss mit irgendetwas zwischen direktem Torschuss und Flanke. Noch während Ralf tobte, hat Frank sich diesen verunglückten Torschuss in der Nähe der Eckfahne erlaufen und wie gewohnt an den Kopf von Ralf geschossen. Von da ins Tor, diesmal ins Richtige. 1:1. Jetzt geht’s aber noch mal los. Weitere Chancen durch Xu Tao einmal direkt, dann wieder als Flanke auf Ralf. Kazu im Alleingang aus der Tiefe, Schuss in die Hände des Torwarts. Ähnlich herausgespielte Chance von Carsten, zu schwach im Abschluss. Und wenn einer die Chancen nicht nutzt, dann gibt noch einen drauf. So ist es halt im Fußball. So geschehen zwischen der 75. und 80. Minute. Einer der wenigen Angriffe der Japaner führte zum Gewusel im Strafraum. Nicht energisch in den Mann gegangen. 2:1 für Japan. Oha, das wird eng.

Erneut Sturmlauf der Krauts, über links, über rechts und durch die Mitte. Der Ball wollte einfach nicht reingehen. Die Riesenchance, sozusagen 1000%ige, eingeleitet durch Frank, als Flanke hereingegeben. 3 Mann frei vorm Tor und keiner bekommt das Ding in den Kasten. Nee Leute, das haben wir uns selbst vermasselt. Spiel verloren, möglicherweise auch den 2. Saisonplatz. Kurzfristig wurde das Präsidentenamt diskutiert (Rädelsführer Rheuma Kai, Klar!!), dann aber das wirkliche Problem angesprochen: der Sturm....

Nach ein paar Bier hat es auch nicht mehr so weh getan. Vielmehr gab es heftige Termindiskussionen für anstehende Feierlichkeiten. Bitte für April nichts mehr planen, die Termine stehen. Weitere Infos kommen unter der Woche. Glaubt’s mir, ihr werdet euch freuen. Mehr sage ich nicht.

Euer „das Saisonziel überdenkende?Daniel

Saturday, 21.02.2004 / Hebiguchi Cup
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Azzurri FC / Result: 7-8 n.E. (1-1)

Gleich nach Spielende wurde der Team Manager wieder von einigen Reportern umringt, die sich wie wild auf ein Exklusiv-Interview freuten. Diesmal Kollegen von der "Gazetta Della Sport", wohl ein eher unbekanntes "Blatt" aus Italien, dass sich mit diesem Experteninterview den Sprung nach oben erhofft hatten. Es hatte sich wohl auch rumgesprochen dass der Manager der Shanghai Krauts (trotz einiger Handgreiflichkeiten) immer für ein längeres Gespräch zur Verfügung steht. Was sich allerdings noch nicht rumgesprochen hat, Interviews gibt es nur nach Siegen und schon gar nicht nach dem Ausscheiden aus dem Hebiguchi- Cup.

Ja es war ein trauriger Tag heute. Die Sonne schien zwar, allerdings nur bis zum Elfmeter von Christian. Bier war eigentlich auch da, schmeckte zeitweise sogar, jedoch nur (noch mal) bis zum Elfmeter von Christian. Dann stand die Niederlage fest, 2. Pokalsieg der Saison damit nicht nur in weite Ferne gerückt sondern in diesem Wettbewerb endgültig gestorben. Wie ist es dazu gekommen. Vorab: Das Management hat alles richtig gemacht. Schuld sind in solchen Fällen immer die anderen. Da stellt sich das Management bewusst immer hinter die Mannschaft.

Das dieser Tag so enden wird, hatte im Bus sicher noch keiner erahnen können. Daher die Stimmung gut, auch wenn der Team Manager wieder pünktlich 10 Minuten später am Bus erschien. Ist übrigens in den Krauts-Statuten so geregelt, vielleicht sogar auch der Hintergrund diesen Posten zu besetzen. Ein kurzer Blick in den Mannschaftsbus verriet: Busfahrer heute wieder gut gelaunt und Krauts heute in vermeintlicher Bestbesetzung, und damit gleich zur Aufstellung:

Chris und Nikolas im Tor, da gab es nicht neues. Tommy linke Verteidigung, Ralf als Libero, Christian auf rechts. Vor der Abwehr spielte "Breezer"-Gerri, in alten Tagen ja auf Libero etabliert. Übrigens: Gerri ist wieder nach Hause geflogen, nach der Niederlage wurde der Vertrag nicht verlängert, somit ist zumindest die Schuldfrage im Ansatz geklärt. Helmuth heute nicht von Anfang an, später dann im defensiven Mittelfeld.

Michael S. und Hans sollten ebenfalls zum Einsatz mit defensiven Aufgaben kommen. Jürgen im Fußballgeschäft eher als "Bauer" bekannt und zur Unterstützung aus Tianjin angereist - im rechten Mittelfeld. Patrick mit spiegelbildlicher Position, also auf links. Kazu heute etwas zentraler im Mittelfeld, später waren auch Xu Tao sowie Carter auf dieser Position aktiv. Offensive vom Start mit Frank S., Bobby und Rheuma-Kai besetzt. Jacki und Andreas W. zunächst nicht in der Startelf. Letzterer sollte aber später zu seinem Einsatz kommen um uns zumindest in das Elfmeterschiessen zu retten. Dieter nach dem körperbetontem Einsatz gegen die Belgier verletzungsbedingt nicht aktiv dabei, wohl aber am Spielfeldrand.

Zum Spiel selbst. Spielaufbau lief in den ersten Minuten überhaupt nicht rund. Zwar wurde aus einer souveränen Abwehr heraus gespielt, dennoch gab es kaum sehenswerte Kombinationen im Mittelfeld. Wenn der Ball mal nach vorne kam, gab es ebenso wenige Chancen im Sturm. Es zeigte sich schnell, das Bobby der einzig Anspielbare war, jedoch allein wohl etwas überfordert. Eine große Chance hatte er jedoch, leider wurde diese vom Torwart nicht durch Fahrlässigkeit belohnt. So ging das Spiel dahin, ohne das wirklich was sehenswertes passierte. Auf beiden Seiten übrigens. Da im Sturm aber was passieren musste, kamen zum Ende der 1. HZ noch Jacki und Andi ins Spiel. Zumindest wurde das Spiel vor der Pause noch mal etwas spannender, Tore fielen aber nicht, 0:0 zur Pause.

2. HZ begann personell wie die erste endete, zumindest im Sturm mit Jacki und Andi. Das Spiel jetzt dynamischer, auch die Italiener kamen nun ab und an in unsere Hälfte und konnten sich sogar einen Eckball erkämpfen. Der wurde regelgerecht ausgeführt und ging "der Atem stockt" direkt ins Tor. Und dabei dachten alle, wir hätten diese unglücklichen Patzer mittlerweile unter Kontrolle gebracht. Zeitlich ereignete sich das so etwa in der 55. bis 60. Spielminute. Also noch genug Zeit das Ding zu drehen. Es sollte aber noch einige Minuten dauern bis Andi durch einen eleganten und gefühlvollen Schuss den Ball aus 20 Metern am heraneilenden Torwart vorbeilegte. Geht jetzt noch was? Nein, zumindest nicht mehr in der regulären Spielzeit. Nach kurzer Diskussion der Entscheid auf Elfmeterschiessen, jeder 5. Keiner fragte nach Nachspielzeit, hatten ja noch gute Erinnerungen aus dem Eröffnungsturnier als wir die Italiener im Halbfinale durch eben das Elfmeterschiessen bezwingen konnten (Spielstand nach regulärer Zeit übrigens auch 1:1).

Die Elfmeterschützen, in vielleicht nicht ganz richtiger Reihenfolge:
Kazu: Schuss - Tor
Xu Tao: Schuss - Tor
Carter: Schuss - Tor

Andi W.: Anlauf, Schuss und Herzattacke. Der Ball brauchte 5 Sekunden um ins Tor zu kommen. Da der Elfer recht platziert geschossen wurde und der Torwart in der anderen Ecke unterwegs war, hat es auch nicht geschadet, dass der Ball 2 bis 3mal aufsetze bevor sich der Herzpuls wieder normalisierte.

Gerri: Anlauf aus 20 Meter - fulminanter Schuss, durchaus lebensgefährlich wenn der Torwart drankommt. Kam er aber nicht und somit Tor.

Da auch die Italiener alle Elfer verwandelten, ging es in die nächste Runde. Und das ging irgendwie so: "Eh, Zigarette aus dem Mund, du schießt jetzt!" Den ersten den es traf war Helmuth: Mit aller Routine angelaufen, Schuss, Tor. Die Italiener wieder in Zugzwang, Chris aber erneut ohne Chance. Dann wieder kurzer Blick in die Runde: Ralf? Der "nicht ganz ohne Nervosität" gab den Kelch postwendend an Christian ab. Sicher keine schlechte Wahl, bedenkt man die durchaus sehenswerten Schüsse aus der Abwehr heraus. Also: Anlauf zum Schuss und! Da standen die Nackenhaare zu Berge. Schlaffer Schuss in die falsche Ecke. Hätte der Torwart den Schuss nicht irgendwie unter Kontrolle bekommen, wäre er wahrscheinlich sowieso an den Pfosten gedacht. Kurzes Kommentar: "Einer muss es ja sein". Damit sprach er dem Management aus dem Mund, das damit zumindest die Schuldfrage bei Niederlage an einer Person festmachen konnte. Wenn mich nicht alles täuscht, hatte er die Zigarette beim Schuss sogar noch in der Hand. Fehlerursache liegt auf der Hand. Er war im Kopf nicht frei, sicher spukte ihm schon wieder die nächste "Abnahme" im Kopf herum.

Die Italiener nun in Zugzwang, auf der anderen Seite hing alles an Chris im Tor. Anlauf "Schuss" drin das Ding. Freude bei den Italienern, die sich damit für das Halbfinale qualifizieren. Wir haben dafür ein spielfreies Wochenende, wenigstens etwas.

Und nach alter Krauts-Tradition, nach Niederlagen wird immer gefeiert. So auch heute: Fasching im Paulaner. Rätselfrage: In welchem Kostüm ist Christian aufgelaufen? Bei richtiger Antwort, darf sich der Gewinner freuen. Der nächste Elfer gehört dir.

Soweit aus der Schaltzentrale. Auch nächste Woche kein Spiel, so will es der Liga-Kalender. Zeit in sich zu gehen und sich auf das nächste Spiel vorzubereiten. Nächster Gegner ist Japan, da geht es wieder um Ligapunkte. Japan derzeit Platz 2. Nur durch einen direkten Sieg ergeben sich reelle Chancen diese Platzierung am Ende der Saison (wie geplant) für die Krauts sicher zu stellen.

Euer "nun nicht mehr in Pokallaune" Daniel

Saturday, 14.02.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - FC Vlis / Result: 3-0 (2-0)

Heute mache ich es kurz. Dafür aber für euch ein Auszug des 13-stündigen Interviews des Team Managers mit dem sehr bekanntem Fußballmagazin „Gigger?aus Deutschland . Das Interview begann direkt nach dem Spiel und dauerte mit einigen „handgreiflichen?Unterbrechungen bis Sonntag morgen. Euer „von der Presse genervte?Daniel Originalauszug des Interviews vom 14.02. 2004: Gigger:
Hallo Daniel, schön dass du Zeit gefunden hast.

Krauts:
Seit wann dutzen Sie mich. Herr Präsident, bitte!

Gigger:
Entschuldigung. Herr Präsident, wie fühlen Sie sich?

Krauts:
Beschissen.

Gigger:
Wieso? Sie haben doch gewonnen.

Krauts:
Bin letzten Samstag erst wieder aus Deutschland gekommen. Unter der Woche habe ich nur 7 Stunden geschlafen. Heute kamen noch mal 90 Minuten dazu. Reicht aber noch lange nicht.

Gigger:
Ich dachte Sie haben heute gespielt.

Krauts:
Ja, deswegen.

Gigger:
Achso. Sagen Sie Herr Präsident. Sind Sie ansonsten zufrieden mit der Leistung.

Krauts:
Nein.

Gigger:
Aha. Interessant.

Krauts:
Schauen Sie sich doch selbst die wirtschaftliche Lage in Deutschland an. Zwar gibt es erste positive Tendenzen einer wirtschaftlichen Erholung, dennoch bleiben die Strukturprobleme. Dazu noch das politische Umfeld und Uneinigkeit der Reformbemühungen. Viele meiner Freunde sind arbeitslos. Da fragen Sie mich ob ich mit der Leistung zufrieden bin.

Gigger:
Herr Präsident, machen Sie es uns nicht so schwer, wir sind nur Sportjournalisten. Ich meinte eigentlich Ihre Zufriedenheit in Bezug auf das Spiel. Ihr Kommentar.

Krauts:
Ja gut, es war ein schweres Spiel heute, mit wenig Torchancen auf beiden Seiten. Dennoch: wir haben das Spiel während der gesamten Länge des Spiels sowie vor- und nachher dominiert. Wir haben unsere Torchancen genutzt, dreimal getroffen und mit der Routine „einzelner älterer Leute?das Spiel über die 90 Minuten gebracht. Ich bin recht zufrieden mit der Leistung der Mannschaft.

Gigger:
Aber vieles war Stückwerk, häufiger Spielaufbau durch lange Abschläge und weite Pässe. Wo war ihr Mittelfeld?

Krauts:
Wollen Sie jetzt das Spiel in den Dreck ziehen und die Mannschaft kritisieren.

Gigger:
Nein. Um Himmelswillen. Aber Fakt ist doch, dass es im Mittelfeld nicht so rund lief wie in den Spielen zu vor.

Krauts:
Haben Sie das Spiel denn überhaupt gesehen.

Gigger:
Ja, ich stand gleich an der Außenlinie.

Krauts:
Ach, dass waren Sie mit dem Tsingdao in der Hand.

Gigger:
Nein. Nein. Ich habe das blo?für den kleinen Dicken gehalten. Der konnte ja kaum noch stehen. Ist mir sogar in die Kamera gefallen. Deswegen gibt es ja auch seit der 5 Minute an keine bewegten Bilder mehr.

Krauts:
Mann. Ausreden habt ihr.

Gigger:
Herr Präsident. Zurück zum Spiel. Sie waren heute nur 11 Leute. In den letzten Spielen übrigens auch. Wo war die Mannschaft?

Krauts:
Mannschaft war doch da. Außerdem war es recht gemütlich im Mannschaftsbus.

Gigger:
Ja, mit einer recht übersichtlichen Auswechselbank. Wo waren die Ersatzspieler.

Krauts:
Wir sind momentan in einer schwierigen Phase. Viele Stammspieler sind derzeit nicht verfügbar, auf Geschäftsreisen zum Beispiel, bei irgendwelchen „Abnahmen? einige arbeiten sogar. Momentan läuft zumindest das China-Geschäft der deutschen Industrie.

Gigger:
Jetzt fangen Sie schon wieder an. Ihr Spieler-Kontigent ist doch gro?genug, oder?

Krauts:
Ja, aber wenn noch das Verletzungspech hinzukommt. Insbesondere unser Stürmer Jacki Ji wird noch für einige Monate mit Meniskusproblemen ausscheiden. Auch Xu Tao ist momentan angeschlagen, sonst wäre es richtig rundgegangen im Mittelfeld.

Gigger:
Also doch. Im Mittelfeld lief es nicht rund.

Krauts:
Ich sage mal: „Mehr war nicht drin, damit muss man leben?

Gigger:
Nochmal zurück zu den 11 Mann. Das hat Ihnen die Aufstellung doch einfach gemacht, oder?

Krauts:
Ja sie haben recht. Im Tor wie gewohnt Chris und Nicolas. Ralph wie gewohnt auf Libero. Tommy linker Verteidiger, Dieter rechts. Vor der Abwehr spielte Gerri. Linkes Mittelfeld wurde von mir besetzt. Patrick spielte seinen Part auf der anderen Seite. Zentrales Mittelfeld wie bereits erwähnt mit Xu Tao. Vorne im Sturm Bobby, Juergen K. und Frank S.

Gigger:
Ich habe 3 Neuzugänge gehört. Wie haben sich die Spieler in die Mannschaft integriert.

Krauts:
Sehr gut, Tommy wurde unter der Woche geholt...

Gigger:
Ja, aus den Restbeständen der Lions.

Krauts:
Was soll das denn heißen. Er wurde ganz normal verpflichtet. Und da die Lions sich selbst aufgelöst haben, kann von „ausgemustert?nicht die Rede sein.

Gigger:
Und die anderen beiden.

Krauts:
Gerri ist eigentlich kein neuer Spieler. Spielte ja bis zur letzten Saison als Libero. War auf der Position sogar Spieler des Jahres der SIFL. Fakt ist, dass er kurz zum Heiraten in Österreich war, nun aber wieder da.

Gigger:
Kurz? 8 Monate!

Krauts:
Einige brauchen bei den Flitterwochen eben länger.

Gigger:
Wie lange bleibt er.

Krauts:
Wir reden derzeit mit ihm über eine Vertragsverlängerung bis 2007. Unklarheit derzeit noch bei der „Breezer-Klausel?

Gigger:
Breezer-Klausel?

Krauts:
Kein Kommentar.

Gigger:
Apropos Verträge. Man munkelt, dass einige Spieler mit den derzeitigen Verträgen nicht zufrieden sind und mit anderen Vereinen verhandeln. „Rheuma-Kai?ist derzeit in Deutschland und spricht mit Vereinen der 2. Bundesliga. Kazu wurde letzte Woche mit dem Manager von „Steilküste Yokohama?gesehen, der Bauer macht Probetraining in Tianjin und Carlo scheint mit den „Tasmanischen Teufel?fast einig zu sein.

Krauts:
An den derzeitigen Verträgen gibt es nichts zu rütteln. Wenn jemand anfängt zu diskutieren, dass er bei Judy 70% Discount haben will und im Mannschaftsbus immer vorne sitzen will, da hört jedes Verständnis auf. Da bleibt das Management hart. Wir sind doch nicht im Kindergarten. Und da unsere Verträge lebenslang sind, kommt man da nicht einfach raus.

Gigger:
Leidet nicht die Motivation darunter.

Krauts:
Kein keineswegs. Wir haben den Spielern ja auch einiges zu bieten.

Gigger:
Was denn zum Beispiel?

Krauts:
90 Minuten Spielgarantie, hohes Tempo und präzise Pässe vorausgesetzt. Motivation durch harte aber faire Einzelkritik. 2 kalte Bier nach Spielende. Kostenloser Transport zum und vom Spiel. Reicht das nicht?

Gigger:
Allerhand. Kann ich bei Ihnen mitmachen?

Krauts:
Welche Position?

Gigger:
Team Manager.

Krauts:
Jetzt hau ich dir aber ......

-- kurze Unterbrechung aufgrund medizinischer Behandlung --

Gigger:
Autsch?Herr Präsident, war doch nur ein Scherz.

Krauts:
Achso, ja tut mir leid mit dem Auge.

Gigger:
Man merkt Sie stehen unter hohem Druck. In der Tat war dieser Samstag wieder eine Doppelbelastung für Sie, psychisch und physisch. Sie haben aber gut durchgehalten.

Krauts:
(etwas geschmeichelt) Ja, ich habe mich nur in den Dienst der Mannschaft gestellt.

Gigger:
Zu den Toren. Sie sind recht früh in Führung gegangen, 2. Minute glaube ich. Schön vorbereitet von Xu Tao und Bobby, dann der Querpass zum Neuzugang Juergen K. der eiskalt einnetzte. 8. Minuten später, dann Ecke Frank S. und herrlicher Kopfball vom Kapitän (Anm. der Red.: Ralph. War übrigens ein einfaches Kopfballtor, ohne Bedrängnis, das musste er machen. Hatte der Reporter aber nicht selbst gesehen, da ihm der Dicke in die Kamera gefallen ist). Dann war erst mal Ruhe. Kurz nach dem Wiederanpfiff, erhöhte Juergen K. erneut zum 3:0. Ebenfalls Kopfball. Warum haben Sie nicht die Chance genutzt ihre Tordifferenz weiter auszubauen.

Krauts:
Zunächst mal, gut zusammengefasst. Ja, Juergen war zum 2. Mal dabei. Letzte Woche leider noch ohne Glück, heute 2mal erfolgreich. Vieles lag daran, dass er richtig stand. Aber deswegen haben wir ihn geholt. 2 Spiele, 2 Tore ?sind fast 100% - die Basis ist da.

Ich sagte bereits, es war ein schweres Spiel. Viele waren schon zum Anpfiff am Ende ihrer Leistung, außerdem wollten wir unbedingt in der Defensive gut spielen, da gab es klare Signale. Möglicherweise lag es aber auch daran, dass der Sturm nicht mehr richtig stand.

Gigger:
Jetzt werden Sie aber ironisch.

Krauts:
Weil Sie langsam nerven.

Gigger:
Defensiv waren Sie ja wirklich ganz gut. Das 2. Mal zu null. Gab es Einzelgespräche mit den Torhütern.

Krauts:
.................................

Gigger:
Herr Präsident. Hallo.

Krauts:
Oh, Entschuldigung, kurz eingeschlafen. Wie war die Frage?

Gigger:
Defensiv waren Sie ja wirklich ganz gut. Das 2. Mal zu null. Gab es Einzelgespräche mit den Torhütern.

Krauts:
Ach, an den Torhütern gibt es nichts zu rütteln. Wir haben das beste Torhütergespann der Liga. Soviel steht fest. Leider passieren immer wieder ein paar dumme Fehler. Klar die Torhüter sehen dann immer so aus als hätten sie Schuld. Aber heute haben wir hinten wieder „Beton angerührt?den die Liga in der Form selten sieht. Halt wie in Zeiten von Ansgar ?Gerri ?Jochen.

Gigger:
Dabei musstest du viel umstellen.

Krauts:
Das „Sie?steht übrigens noch. Ja, stimmt. Aber diese Notlösung war heute spielentscheidend.

Gigger:
Vor allem der Dieter hat heute viel zu tun gehabt.

Krauts:
Meinen Sie im Spiel?

Gigger:
Ja, in der Abwehr. Er hat viele Zweikämpfe gewonnen gegen seinen direkten Gegenspieler. Oft wurde ihm aber von der Gegenseite zu grobes Einsteigen vorgeworfen. Ja man hörte sogar „This is no soccer?

Krauts:
Erstmal. Dieter hat alle!! Zweikämpfe gewonnen und ist damit seinen Erwartungen gerecht geworden. Da brauche ich nicht gro?zu loben, das ist selbstverständlich. Keinesfalls ist er zu grob eingestiegen. Alles fair und legal. Schließlich hat sein Gegenspieler die Gelbe Karte gesehen und nicht er. Und zur Bemerkung, die ich auch gehört habe. Nun gut, das liegt eher daran, dass das Verständnis für Fußball bei seinem Gegenspieler nicht besonders gut ausgeprägt ist.

Gigger:
Wie geht’s weiter?

Krauts:
: Nächsten Samstag, 14:00 Uhr gegen Italien im Hebiguchi-Cup. Dann hoffentlich wieder mit einigen Spielern mehr, z.B. mit Kazu, Michael S., „Rheuma Kai? Andi, Helmuth und Carter usw. Wie auch immer, wir reisen an um zu gewinnen.

Gigger:
Ja, es gibt noch eine Rechnung zu begleichen mit den Italienern.

Krauts:
Kann mich nicht erinnern!!!!

Gigger:
Doch, im „Da Marco?letzte Woche.

Krauts:
Achso, war doch nur ne Pizza Margaritha.

Gigger:
Und wo sehen Sie die Krauts am Ende der Liga?

Krauts:
Also die Krauts werden mit Sicherheit nicht am Ende der Liga stehen, wir peilen immer noch Platz 2 in der Liga an. Dafür werden wir alles tun, möglicherweise auch vertraglich.

Gigger:
Na dann viel Glück. Herzlichen Dank für das Interview.

Krauts:
Ja nichts zu danken, soll ich sie noch mitnehmen in die Maoming Nan Lu.

Gigger:
Nee, mir reichts jetzt.

Krauts:
Na denn, bis die Tage.

Saturday, 07.02.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Big Bamboo Voodoo / Result: 0-0 (0-0)

Das Telefonat war kurz. Gerade wieder aus Deutschland gelandet aber doch zu spät um beim Spiel dabei zu sein, musste sich der Team Manager per Telefont das aktuelle Spielergebnis erfragen. Dabei klangen Franks’s Worte doch sehr zuversichtlich: „Super Spiel gewesen? Und? ?:0? Gut das war es dann auch wieder gewesen mit dem Telefonat.

Mehr gibt es eigentlich auch nicht zu berichten. Oder was würde euch bei einem 0:0 einfallen. Erwähnenswert vielleicht, das gerade mal wieder 11 Leute dabei waren. Möglicherweise der Ansatz einer Ausrede, wenn auch eine schlechte. Zumindest mal einen Punkt gesichert. Hätte vielleicht auch schlimmer kommen können.

Euer „jetlag geplagte?Daniel

Saturday, 31.01.2004 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - O'Malleys Oranje / Verlegt

Date change of the SIFL League Match to March 20, 2004

Saturday, 10.01.2004 / Hebiguchi Cup
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Latinos / Result: 2-1 (1-1)

Was für ein Auftakt im neuen Jahr. Fast noch unter Rausch schon wieder Fußball spielen. Auftaktrunde im Hebiguchi-Cup gegen die Latino’s. Viele Krauts-Spieler noch im Urlaub bzw. in Ausnüchterungszellen. So kam es, dass sich bereits unter der Woche personelle Engpässe andeuteten. Nach insgesamt 4 Stunden Telefonaten, konnte unter größten Anstrengungen doch noch ein Team mit genau 11 Spielern zusammengebastelt werden. So begann das neue Jahr also gleich mit psychischer Hochbelastung für den Team Manager. Ist da wohl Mobbing im Spiel? Nachdem zumindest mal der Kader geklärt war konnten uns auch kleinere organisatorische Probleme nicht erschrecken. Wie kein Busfahrer? Danke an Chris und Dieter für die Transportunterstützung. Patrick, du kannst dem Busfahrer absagen, Dieter fährt jetzt die ganze Saison.

Auch das Wetter lud nicht gerade zu einem amüsantem Samstag ein. Unerträgliche Kälte, Regen und scharfer Ostwind (aus meiner Heimat). Die offizielle Temperaturansage für Shanghai: 5 bis 9 Grad ein Witz. Wohl eher minus 5 bis 9 Grad. Muss wohl also für ein Phänomen in Tianma sprechen: der Gefrierpunkt des Wassers ist nicht wie ihr bisher immer geglaubt habt bei 0 Grad. Denn die riesigen Wasserpfützen auf dem Platz waren noch lange nicht zugefroren. Ein weiteres Phänomen dazu: die Latino’s waren auch da, trotz aller Gewohnheit an Sonne und Copa Cabana.

Zur Aufstellung. Relativ übersichtlich heute, da nur 11 Mann. Im Tor Chris, Libero besetzt durch Ralf. Da Christian heute nichts „abnehmen?musste, außer die Manndeckung des vermeintlich stärksten Latino’s - die Nr. 11 ?spielte er wie vor Jahren schon mal wieder auf rechts. Links Helmut. Da Kazu im Spiel gegen die Shooters als Vorstopper zum „Man of the Match?gekürt wurde, heute also noch mal. Im Mittelfeld Dieter, Carter und Carsten. In diesem Zusammenhang sollte erwähnt werden, das letztere gar nicht Roy Makaay ist sondern „Rheuma Kai?aus Wuppertal. Wer hat da blo?bei den Vertragsverhandlungen gepennt? Patrick, vielleicht weißt du ja näheres. Wichtiges Briefing an Carter. Das Wasser, dass sich in der Platzmitte zu Pfützen aufstaute ist nicht gefährlich! Die Offensive: Bobby links, Frank rechts und in der Mitte ?ja ?da spielte das „Header Ungeheuer??ich. Allen Vorurteilen zum Trotz: Ihr hättet ja auch mit 10 Leuten spielen können. Auswechselspieler, ha, ha, ha...

Anpfiff überpünktlich, keiner wollte bei den Temperaturen Zeit verlieren. Ginge es nicht ums K.O. im Cup, hätte man sich wohl auf ein Unentscheiden geeinigt. So musste eben doch angepfiffen werden. Problem schon beim Ansto? wie bekomme ich den Ball aus der Pfütze. Die Probleme traten natürlich auch über die gesamte Länge des Spiels auf. Entweder war der ball zu schnell, oder er blieb in der Pfütze liegen. Besonders schwer natürlich für die Stürmer, das nur am Rande. 2. Spielminute, Freistoss für Latino’s. Schön geschossen, Tor zum 1:0. Holla, das geht ja gut los. Leider habe ich nicht zum Klären eingreifen können, ich war ja Mittelstürmer. Variables und vor allem kreatives Spiel war kaum möglich, wenn überhaupt ein Spiel als solches. Ich will hier noch mal die Stürmer in Schutz nehmen. Wirklich schweres Los heute. Und so ging es hauptsächlich über die Seiten. Schnell nach dem 1:0 für Latino’s konnten wir die Kontrolle des Spieles übernehmen und mehrere Chancen herausarbeiten. In der 15. Minute das logische Konsequenz unserer Überlegenheit. Querpass von Carter in die Tiefe des Strafraums, Übersteiger (und nicht vorbeigerutscht!!) von mir ?Tor durch Bobby. Super gemacht Burschi. Bis zur Ende der Halbzeit dann weitere Spielkontrolle durch uns, mit vielen unverwerteten Chancen. Unter anderem ein erwähnenswerter Kopfball von Ralf, der als Art Bogenlampe an die Latte ging und von da in die Arme des Keepers.

Nach der sehr kurzen Pause, gerade mal zwei Züge an der Zigarette ging es weiter. Auffällig die vielen kleinen Streitereien, natürlich ausgelöst durch die Latino’s und natürlich völlig haltlos. Gelbgefärbte Karten gab es hüben wie drüben: Dieter und Kazu waren es auf unserer Seite. Und so verging die Zeit, ohne dass wirklich was passierte. Interessante Spielszenen vor allem im mittlerem Bereich des Platzes, richtige Wasserschlachten. Das Briefing an Carter hat geklappt, aber von Baden war natürlich keine Rede. „Saubere?Partie von ihm heute. Als ich dann in der 50. Minute auch einige Spritzer an meine blütenweiße Stutzen abbekommen habe, konnte ich auch endlich mit Einsatz spielen. Spielentscheidende Aktionen sind mir aber nicht gelungen, aber wie bereits erwähnt: heute schwieriges Spiel ?vor allem für die Stürmer.

Viele haben sich schon auf die 2x15 Minuten Verlängerung gefreut. Außer Frank, der eine Flanke von Carter zum 2:1 verwertete. Kann so in der 70. Minute gewesen sein. Danach wieder Diskussionen der Latino’s, jetzt mit dem Linienrichter. Lass die mal machen, jetzt schaukeln wir das Ding routiniert nach Hause. Wir hätten sogar noch auf 3:1 erhöhen können, vielleicht wenn ich die Flanke von Frank abgenommen hätte und nicht „Rheuma Kai? Direktabnahme 3 Meter vorm leeren!!! Tor und dann oben drüber, Mann, Mann, Mann...

Irgendwann war das Spiel dann zum Glück vorbei. Ein letzter Spurt in die Kabine, zum Duschen. Schade, vielleicht hätte ich in der Verlängerung auch noch ein Tor geschossen oder sogar geköpft. Aber Hauptsache gewonnen und trotz widrigen äußeren Bedingungen qualifiziert für das Viertelfinale. Nächster Gegner am 21. Februar dann Azzurri’s. Ihr wisst, da ist noch was offen. Zwischendurch wird natürlich in der Liga gespielt. Dank Chinesischem Neujahr, können wir uns noch ausruhen, noch zusätzliche Leute organisieren und uns wieder aufwärmen. Bis dahin, habt euch wohl.

Euer „immer noch unterkühlte?Daniel

Saturday, 13.12.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shooters - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 3-0 (1-0)

Die Winterpause steht fast vor der Tür! Nicht aber ohne das Schlagerspiel der Saison: Shooters! Viele haben sehnsüchtig auf dieses Spiel hingefiebert, manche sogar so sehr, dass sie sich in den letzten 3 Spielen schonten. Andere wiederum waren froh, da?die Shooters erst der letzte Gegner der Hinrunde waren. Lange Zeit sah es so aus als ob dieses Spiel die Meisterschaft entscheidet. Dank einiger „Ausrutscher?haben wir uns rechtzeitig der Favoritenrolle entledigt und konnten beruhigt ins Spiel gehen. Die Shooters eigentlich auch, bislang nicht einen einzigen Punkt abgegeben. Das wollten wir heute natürlich ändern, gegen Shooters haben wir ja bislang immer unsere besten Spiele abgeliefert.

Und so kam es auch, dass sogar Christian seine zahlreichen Termine um dieses Spiel herumlegen konnte. Sicher eine wertvolle Ergänzung für die Abwehr, zumal Andi und Ralf heute nicht dabei waren. Aber mal der Reihe nach zur Aufstellung. Im Tor nichts neues: Chris und Nicolas im bereits über die SIFL hinaus bekanntem Rotationssystem. Libero heute gespielt und gelebt durch Michael S.. Christian wie bereits erwähnt und Helmut als weitere Perlen in der Abwehr-Kette. Kazu heute als Vorstopper: also „Fremdgehen mit Erlaubnis? Schön wenn ein Spieler so universell einsetzbar ist. Xu Tao im zentralen Mittelfeld ergänzt durch Thomas auf links und Dieter auf rechts. Thomas versucht uns zum 2. mal zu verlassen, gerade jetzt wo er sich in das Team gespielt hat. Mal abwarten wann er wieder kommt, er scheint sich ja an die Abschiedsgeschenke gewöhnt zu haben. Auf Wiedersehen statt Leb wohl... Dieter bereits mit Weitblick, sorgte unter der Woche (vor 9 Monaten) bereits für Nachwuchs. Für welche Position, eigentlich? Doch nicht für das Amt des Team Managers, oder? Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum 3., aber jetzt nicht ausruhen, denn 11-3=8. Offensive derzeit noch besetzt: Frank, Jacky, Jese. Patrick, Bobby und Franz kamen später auch noch zum Einsatz.

Noch eine Meldung aus der Versorgungskammer: Glühwein wurde heute von Ella bereit gestellt. Die aktiven auf dem Platz werden davon sicher nichts mitbekommen haben, denn Stefan war auch wieder da. Er soll aber ganz gut geschmeckt haben.

13:25 Uhr war es dann soweit ?der Ball begann zu rollen, durch Einwirkung eines Krauts- Spielers. Erwähnenswert deshalb, weil wir wieder den Münzwurf verloren haben und damit auch die Seitenwahl. Erwähnenswert deshalb, weil heute wieder ein strammes Windchen blies, nach Münzwurf gegen uns. Erwähnenswert deshalb, weil wir heute verloren haben, aber das nur am Rande. Dabei fing das Spiel sehr verheißungsvoll an. Erste Chancen sogar durch uns. Bobby in aussichtsreicher Schussposition aber unglücklich am Kasten vorbei. Wenig später dann Kombination Jacky und Jese. Leider passte der Pass nicht mit Jese’s Laufrichtung überein. Sollte wohl auch Abseits gewesen sein, aber egal. 22 Minuten später dann Schuss von irgendwoher und flatter, flatter ins Tor. Das 1:0 für Shooters als Neu-Definition des „Sonntags-Treffer? Das war auch das Ergebnis zur Halbzeit. Ein großer Verdienst auch von Chris, der wieder und wieder gefordert wurde, sich sogar schwer am Oberarm verletzte, dann aber doch noch mal eingesetzt wurde.

14:25 Uhr Ansto?zur 2. Hälfte. Durch Shooters, weil...siehe oben. Bis weit in die 2. Hälfte, offene Partie mit vielleicht etwas zwingenderen Chancen auf Seiten der Shooters. Irgendwann ließen dann aber Kräfte und Aufmerksamkeit nach. Ich mach’s auch kurz: 36. Minute 2:0, 40. Minute 3:0. Bei beiden Toren keine Chance für Nicolas. 3 Tore reichen ja wohl, dachte auch Sir Jof der frei vorm Tor quasi „auf der Linie rettete? Danke Weihnachtsmann.

Insgesamt eine ausgeglichene Partie, mit vielleicht 2 Toren zu viel. Es hat sich also erneut bestätigt: wieder sehr gut gespielt aber leider verloren. Wer soll die Shooters denn jetzt noch schlagen? Wir schließen die Herbstrunde mit 18 Punkten ab und sind damit vom fast sicher geglaubten 2. auf den 4. Platz abgerutscht. 1 Punkt hinter Japan und punktgleich mit Azzurri. Also - alles noch drin.

Lustig wurde es dann wieder Abends. Party- Time! Interessanterweise finden die Krauts-Party’s immer nach Niederlagen statt. Es muss jetzt mittlerweile aufgefallen sein, dass System dahinter steckt. Was meint ihr denn warum wir Patricks Geburtstag erst 8 Monate später gefeiert haben. Und da Helmut, Nicolas, Klaus und ich die Schäfchen auch noch ins Trockene bringen wollten, haben wir gleich mitgefeiert. Thomas hat sich auch noch eingeklinkt. Gefeiert wurde auch die recht erfolgreiche Hinrunde und: Weil eigentlich alles so schön ist. „Moral der Truppe stärken?nennt man dass, ihr erinnert euch ja noch an Rahn und die WM 54, oder? Wenn nicht, dann ab ins Kino, Film gucken, ihr habt ja jetzt genug Zeit zwischen den Tagen.

Zum Ende des Jahres auch Zeit, Dank zu sagen: An Fans und Sponsoren. Ein angenehmes Weihnachtsfest und einen guten Rutsch ins Jahr 2004 wünscht euch das Krauts- Management. Aber nicht zu heftig feiern und auf die Linie achten. Am 10. Januar ist es wieder soweit. Auftaktrunde des Hebiguchi- Cups gegen Latinos. Bis nächstes Jahr.

Euer „auf Weihnachten eingestimmte?Daniel

Saturday, 06.12.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Les Bleus - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 3-1 (2-0)

So Jungs, es ist jetzt 22:30 Uhr, 6 Tage nach dem eigentlichen Spiel und ich bin immer noch im Büro. Was will ich wohl damit sagen. Entweder ich arbeite nicht effizient genug und habe daher zu wenig Freizeit oder ?und da kommen wir der Thematik schon etwas näher ?ein offizieller Spendenaufruf an das Team und der Fans, damit sich der Team Manager endlich 100% auf den Fußball konzentrieren kann, und nicht nur 95%. Aber ich will mal nicht so sein, einige warten ja schon seit Montag auf den Spielbericht und konnten sich auf Arbeit gar nicht mehr konzentrieren. Außerdem ist das nächste Spiel gerade mal 15 Stunden entfernt, also schon mal eine seelische Vorbereitung auf das Schlagerspiel gegen die Shooters, bislang ungeschlagen. Und wenn einer das ändern kann, dann sind das ...?

Zunächst aber mal zu diesem Spiel, gegen ... ähh ... achso. Les Bleus. Kann keiner aussprechen, dann müssen das wohl Franzosen sein (Hi, Francois). Nach der Azzurri- Niederlage gab es ja ein Gemetzel gegen Latino’s, nachdem wir darauf wieder gegen United den kürzeren ziehen mussten, sprach heute wieder alles für ein zwei- bis dreistelliges Ergebnis. Auch mit der heutigen Besetzung? Die liest sich nämlich wie folgt.

Im Tor: Chris/ Nicolas, Libero: Ralf, linke Abwehr Helmuth, rechts Andi ?wie Andi?, ja: der Andi! Fast schon in Vergessenheit geraten, dann doch wieder aufgetaucht. Wie nur 50% fit, Stammplatz garantiert! Zack, aus. Vor der Abwehr: Micha S., begleitet auf links durch Carlo und rechts von Jürgen. Im zentralen Mittelfeld heute zur Überraschung Kazu. Im Sturm Francois auf links, Bobby zentral und Frank S. auf rechts.

Was aufgefallen? Nur ein Chinese gezählt. Zwar kein Problem mit der „Chinesen-Regel?dafür aber Probleme im Mittelfeld (Xu Tao) bis weit in den Sturm (Jese, Jacky, Carter). Patrick auch nicht da und Carsten „Makaay?ja suspendiert (Grund: mangelnde Leistung, aber kam ja nicht überraschend). 12 Leute gezählt und einer davon der Team Manager selbst, der sich ja bereits mit Beginn der neuen Saison zur Ruhe gesetzt hat. Ja Leute, irgendwann hören halt Legenden/ Karrieren nun mal auf. Sollte sich aber bei diesem Spiel ändern, soweit schon vorab.

Spielanpfiff wie immer unpünktlich um 10:12 Uhr. Erstes Abtasten. Bereits die ersten Spielsekunden zeigten: das wird heute schwer. Diszipliniertes Spiel der Franzosen (warum eigentlich immer gegen uns) mit einem klassischen Mittelfeldakteur, der bei uns fehlte. Dennoch erste gute Aktion von uns, durch Bobby. Ungedeckter Lauf auf Tor, Keeper überwunden, Tor auch. Da wurde mir sofort klar, dass wird heute nichts. Aber als Team Manager muss man halt auch manchmal gute Laune vortäuschen. Auch wenn es schwer fällt. 8 Spielminute später, unzureichende Deckung kurz vorm 16er. Schuss. Tor. 1:0 Les Bleus. Vielleicht war auch der Rückenwind Schuld, nicht aber daran, dass der Mann frei zum Schuss kam. Trockener kann man das nicht kommentieren. Auch nicht den nächsten Gegentreffer: 23 Minute Spiegelbild des ersten Gegentores ?2:0.

Jetzt waren die Schuhe des Team Managers schon mal ausgepackt. Nach langer Zeit haben diese mal wieder das Grün in Tianma schnuppern dürfen. Wären beinahe auseinander gefallen. Aber es war noch nicht soweit.

Ende der ersten Halbzeit noch eine erwähnenswerte Szene, die fast zum Anschlusstreffer geführt hätte. Es war .... , es war ....., ja... er,...wirklich, es war .... Jürgen. Eigentlich defensiv gesetzt. Aber bei seinem letzten Spiel für die Krauts in dieser Saison, war ihm das ziemlich egal. Schöner Lauf auf halbrechts, Schuss aus kürzester Distanz, leider nur knapp am Tor vorbei, aber vorbei. Jürgen, den viele nur unter „Bauer?kennen und schätzen gelernt haben, steht vor dem Transfer nach Tianjin. Das Management konnte dem Angebot einfach nicht wiederstehen. Ablösefrei! Vielen, herzlichen Dank für dein sportliches und privates Engagement im Sinne des Teams. Komm bloss bals wieder, bist immer gerne gesehen.

Das war auch alles in der ersten Hälfte. Da hat einiges nicht funktioniert. Und dabei hatten einige am Vorabend ja noch mal „Bern 54?als „so wird’s gemacht?genießen dürfen. Der film war ganz ok, aber viele Sprüche von Sepp H. waren geklaut. Von mir.

2. Halbzeit. Dauerte nur wenige Minuten. Verspätung also wieder rausgeholt. Aufgrund der konzentrierten Abwehrleistung der Franzosen, blieben wir lange ungefährlich. Da Kazu mittlerweile auch in der Abwehr aushalf, gab es quasi kein Mittelfeld, das wenn es nicht da ist nur durch lange Abschläge überbrückt werden kann.

Ach so fast vergessen. Wechsel im Sturm: Ich. Klares Zeichen an die Mannschaft, aber richtig klar. Kam auch an, 10 Minuten im 2. Durchgang. Ecke Frank S. Kopfballtor durch Andi zum 2:1. Übrigens: Wenn Andi den Kopfball nicht versenkt hätte, dann Ralf. Auf jeden Fall! Jetzt ging noch mal ein Ruck durch die Mannschaft. An der spielerischen Masse änderte sich nichts: lange Abschläge, kein Mittelfeld. So verhallte die Euphorie zunehmend und beim 3:1 in der 80. Minute war der Ofen ganz aus. Das war’s, 3. Niederlage, 2. in Folge. Als Hinweis: Die Franzosen hatten bislang nur einmal in dieser Saison gewonnen. Wir also als klassischer „Punktelieferant? Noch ein Hinweis: Nach dieser Niederlage nur noch Tabellenvierter.

Zum Glück gibt es ja fröhliche Ersatzmomente. Heute war Nikolaus, und allemal Anlass zum Feiern. Hauptsächlich für die „Kleinen?unter uns (Jürgen), aber es waren vor allem die „Grossen?die für reichlichen Biergenuss sorgten. Geschenke in Überfluss, außer für. Aber ich wurde ja am Vormittag schon reichlich von euch beschenkt. Dennoch, die Feier am Abend heilte so einige Wunden, einfach schön im Rahmen der Mannschaft, Frauen (die eigenen natürlich) und Kindern (auch die eigenen) zu verbringen. Und der Nikolaus kam auch vorbei. Hatte sich zunächst in der Maoming Nan Lu verlaufen, konnte dann aber noch rechtzeitig eingewiesen werden. Kleines Rätsel ?so für die nächste Woche auf Arbeit, damit die Tage vergehen. Wer war Nikolaus??? Als Belohnung für die richtige Antwort ?ein mit der Rute (vom Nikolaus).

Zwei interessante Ereignisse: Francois wurde umgetauft, in Franz. Ist wahrscheinlich auch besser für die Kommunikation auf dem Platz (Hey Franz, lauf schneller, zack, zack!!). Und: Christian Huber hatte Geburtstag. Oder hattet ihr geglaubt, die 2 Runden Freibier kommen einfach so aus dem Nichts? Herzlichen Glückwunsch noch mal nachträglich. Der schöne Abend für ihn aber mit bitterem Beigeschmack: 1860 hat zu hause verloren ?gegen Hansa Rostock!!!! (Da war der Team Manager wieder komplett über den Tag hinweg).

So Jungs, jetzt ist es 23:30 Uhr und ?es reicht. Nur noch 15 Stunden bis zum Schlagerspiel. Ich hoffe ihr seid gut drauf. Gerade bekomm ich noch die erfreuliche Nachricht, dass Xu Tao nun doch kommt. Aber abwarten. Es sind ja noch 13 Stunden und 59 Minuten hin. Tschüss.

Euer „muskelkatergefährdete?Daniel

Saturday, 29.11.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai United - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 3-1 (0-0)

Ich habe es ja bereits angedeutet: Bei Niederlagen fallen die Spielberichte kurz aus und je höher die Niederlage, desto mehr Schelte wird es geben. Herzlichen Dank, je mehr bleibt mir also vom Wochenende. Aber so schlimm war es heute eigentlich gar nicht. Streckenweise gutes Spiel mit widrigsten äußeren Bedingungen. Und: bei United handelt es sich ja auch um keine schlechte Truppe.

Die Mannschaft war gut eingestellt. Drei Spiele vor der Winterpause wei?nun mittlerweile worum und warum es geht. Nachdem der Kantersieg gegen die Fußballzauberer vom Zuckerhut wurde der 2. Tabellenplatz wieder/ weiter gefestigt. Das war auch das Ziel am heutigen Tage. Mit 15 Spielern war das Aufgebot zwar an der Minimalgrenze, da sich aber Kazu, Xu Tao und Carter wieder zurückgemeldet hatten, sah die Aufstellung auf dem Papier eigentlich nicht schlecht aus. Da die meisten wieder mit eigenen Autos anreisten reichte heute der "Ansatz eines Mannschaftsbusses" aus.

Leichte Aufstellungsprobleme jedoch in der Abwehr. Während Nikolas grippegeschwächt zu Hause bleiben musste, fehlte auch Michael S. als Saubermann vor der Abwehr und Christian für die erwartet schnellen Angriffe der United über Gil. Taktische Umstellung als logische Konsequenz: Dieter in die Abwehr auf rechts und Kazu vor die Abwehr, die sonst mit gewohnten Personalien stand. Jürgen, Carsten und Xu Tao (zentral) im Mittelfeld. Sturm besetzt mit Frank S. (im Wechsel mit Bobby), Jacky (später Carter) und Francois auf der Position von Kazu. Später spielte auch Jesse auf dieser Position. Aufstellung an der Außenlinie ebenfalls wie gehabt der "Unangefochtene" - heute mit 90minütiger Unterstützung durch Patrick. Wie sich später herausstellte, spielte Gil gar nicht mit, eine Gefahr weniger, die aber nichts an der ausgeklügelten Aufstellung ändern sollte.

Also hinein ins Spiel: Wenn möglich in der ersten Hälfte gegen den Wind um in der 2. Hälfte den Sack mit Unterstützung von "Petrus" den Sack zumachen zu können. So sollte es auch losgehen, führte in der Folge aber auch immer wieder für nicht besonders gelungene Abstöße und Flanken. Aber bei solch einem Gegenwind war nicht mehr drin gewesen. Gefährliche Aktionen auf beiden Seiten: ganz objektiv betrachtet konnten wir trotz bereits erwähnter Windbedingungen das Spiel kontrollieren: bis zum 16er. Mit ungenutzten Torchancen und einer soliden Abwehr sollte es 0:0 in die Pause gehen.

Aus Angst der Wind könnte jetzt drehen wurde auf einen schnellen Wiederanpfiff gedrängt. Den gab es auch und kurz nach Wiederansto?gab es Grund zum Jubel. Einwurf Krauts, Flanke Carlo, Ballannahme Francois mit Rücken zum Tor, Volley und Tor. Fußball kann auch ganz einfach sein. 3. Minuten später, gefährlicher Angriff United, nur durch ein Foul zu stoppen, d.h. Freistoss aus knapp 17 m. Der Freisto?blieb im ersten Versuch an der Mauer hängen, konnte aber nicht geklärt werden. Nachschuss unter die Latte zum 1:1. Da war nicht viel zu machen. Beim 2. Gegentor schon mehr, fahrlässige Abwehr in der 51. Minute, 2 United- Spieler nicht in den Griff bekommen: 2:1. Weiter ging es in eine 25 minütige Druckphase der Krauts mit schönen aber unbelohnten Aktionen von Bobby, Ralf, Xu Tao und Jacky. In dieser Phase hätten wir das Spiel drehen können. Haben wir aber nicht! Im Gegenteil: 75 Minute wieder Schnitzer im Abwehrbereich und wieder Tor: 3:1. Jetzt spielte alles im Sturm, außer Chris natürlich. Glücklicherweise kam von United nicht mehr viel im Sturm. Leider konnten wir die unzählig gut vorbereiteten Aktionen nicht nutzen und so endete das Spiel mit der 2. Niederlage. Sicher kein Grund für personelle Konsequenzen, schließlich sind wir auch nach diesem Spiel noch Zweiter, wenngleich eng gefolgt von Azzurri. Nur Carsten "Makaay" wird vorzeitig in den Weihnachtsurlaub nach Deutschland geschickt - bitte die Laktatwerte nicht vergessen.

Zwei Versuche haben wir in diesem Jahr noch um den beliebten 2. Tabellenplatz klarzumachen. Am nächsten Samstag gegen Les Bleus, dann vielleicht sogar wieder mit Andi. Wo wir den hinstellen? Lasst euch überraschen.

Euer "trotz heutiger Niederlage immer noch unangefochtene" Daniel

Saturday, 22.11.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Latinos - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 2-7 (1-2)

Um gleich mal mit einem Fan-Kommentar zur letzten Partie zu beginnen (ist auch immer schwer mir neue Sachen einfallen zu lassen) ?Anmerkung der Redaktion: der Name des Fans sollte ausdrücklich im Spielbericht erwähnt werden aber auf diesen Wunsch wurde nicht eingegangen ?wir sind doch nicht erpressbar:

„Das Spiel wurde hier in Singapur live im Fernsehen übertragen. Mehrere Tage vorher gab es bereits große Vorberichtserstattungen. Ich fand es gut, dass Ihr der Mannschaft ein Interviewverbot auferlegt habt! Das Ergebnis gibt dem wohl weltbesten Management (der Welt) recht. Selbst als das Rugbyendspiel live kam, wurden in den Unterbrechungen immer wieder die Highlights von Eurem Gefecht der brasilianischen U 31 gezeigt. Bei den Buchmachern wart Ihr klare Außenseiter, ich mit meinem Insiderwissen (ich wusste das Christian nicht mitspielt) konnte daher einen schönen Reibach machen.?br>
Zwei Anmerkungen dennoch: 1. Das wir als klare Außenseiter gehandelt wurden ist an den Haaren herbeigezogen worden und 2. Die Wettgewinne gehen unversteuert in die Mannschaftskasse.

Nachdem die Serie am letzten Wochenende gerissen ist (und dann noch zu Hause), personelle Konsequenzen gezogen wurden und man die Latino’s nicht nur von den WM’s sondern auch aus direkten Begegnungen kannte, war das Team an diesem Samstag höchst alarmiert. Mir fällt da ein: „Wir sind in keinem Tief, aber da kommen wir wieder raus?(Rudi Assauer am 16.10.2003 im Uefa-Pokal-Spiel Schalke gegen Velika). Bereits Stunden vor dem Spiel gab es eine Mannschaftssitzung (im Stehen) bei dem die Stärken und Schwächen des Gegners analysiert wurden.

Schwächen: Stammtorhüter rotgesperrt, Nummer 2 nicht da, also nur 3. Wahl.

Stärken: Die Nummer 11 ?logische Folge: Manndeckung und zwar durch Dieter

Neben Dieter spielten auch noch einige andere mit. Daher zunächst zur Aufstellung. Im Tor wieder altbekanntes Duo: Chris und Nikolas. Auch heute wieder korrekte Verteilung der Gegentore. Abwehr: Ralf als Libero und erstes Pflichtspiel als Kapitän des ....steigenden Dampfers. Bereits erwähnter Dieter auf rechts oder auch immer da, wo die ?1?ihr Unwesen trieb. Helmut auf links. Michael wie gewohnt vor der Abwehr, d.h. hinter dem Mittelfeld. Jürgen und Carlo rechtes Mittelfeld, Frank T. und später Patrick mit gleicher Aufgabe auf rechts. Zentrales Mittelfeld heute nicht Xu Tao sondern ?ja was soll ich sonst machen ?Carsten Makaay. Sturm besetzt durch Bobby auf rechts, Jacky in der Mitte und Francois auf links. Auf dieser Position sollte auch Harti wieder zu einem Einsatz kommen. Nicht dabei heute Christian, Xu Tao, Kazu und Carter ?halt die Luft an. Es sollte sich zeigen inwieweit die Mannschaft diese Verluste kompensieren kann.

Also schnell rein ins Match. Während am Seitenrand noch das letzte Spielergebnis mit den Italienern diskutiert wurde, gab es schon Grund zum Jubel. Bobby netzt ein zum 1:0. Das ging ja wieder zügig. Danach verhallte zunächst der Torjubel, nicht aber die Spielfreude der Krauts. Geordnetes Abwehrspiel (Ralf) und streckenweise Kluges im Mittelfeld (Makaay). 20 Minuten später gab es Freistoss von Jacky und das 2:0. Schön anzumerken auch, dass wir in der Folge das Spiel weiter kontrollieren konnten. Leider konnten schöne Aktionen nicht verwertet werden, sodass das Managment den Sturm neu sortierte. Jacky raus, Jesse rein. Ja, Jesse war nach Armbruch wieder am Start, nur gut dass wir kein Handball spielen. Wenige Sekunden später netzt gleichnamiger auch umgehend ein: zum 3:0. Böse Erinnerungen wurden wach, insbesondere als die Latino’s 2 Min. später auf 3:1 verkürzten. Dennoch: die erste Halbzeit sah außer 2 Gelben Karten (Michael S. und Latino’s) nichts mehr, was ich hier kommentieren könnte.

In der Pause wurde nochmals an ein weiterhin diszipliniertes Spiel appelliert. Taktisch gab es nicht viel zu verändern ?aus Mangel an Möglichkeiten. Ganze 6. Minuten dauerte die Pause auch nur ?Pfiff zur 2. Hälfte.

5. Minuten gespielt, schöner Linienlauf von Jacky auf rechts, beendet durch eine Flanke in die Mitte. Ihr glaubt es kaum wer diese Flanke abnahm: Bobby. Und erst unglaublicher mit welchem Körperteil das geschah: Kopf. Zum 4:1. Sein 2. Tor als gerechte Belohnung für seine hervorragende Leistung am heutigen Tag.

Die weiteren Tore fielen jetzt im Minutentakt, nicht nur das Resultat ein Indiz für unsere Überlegenheit. 5:1 in der 56 Min. durch Jacky. Dann wieder Resultatskosmetik der Latino’s zum 5:2 in der 60 Min. Wenig später sollte Carsten „Makaay?das leere Tor aus 2 Metern nur am Pfosten treffen (von wegen, durch 4 Mann bedrängt). Logische Konsequenz des dominierenden Krauts-Spiel dann in der 85 Min. mit dem 6:2 durch Ralf (sein erstes mit Fu? bedient durch Makaay) und kurz vor Schluss (89 Min.) mit dem 7:2 durch Jacky.

Soweit zum höchsten Saisonsieg und damit wieder Tabellenzweiter. Mit 18 Punkten haben wir damit bereits den Punktestand der „gesamten?Saison 2000-2001 um 2 Zähler überboten ?und das im 7. Spiel. Im nachhinein betrachtet, hatte die Niederlage gegen Italien ihr gutes ?die Moral stimmte, hinten und vorne. Super gekämpft und diszipliniert gespielt. Jetzt aber nicht ausruhen, am nächsten Samstag geht es gegen United, und da brauchen wir wieder jede Kapazität und vor allem wieder eine hervorragend eingestellte Truppe.

Euer „außer Berichte schreiben sonst nichts zu tun zu habender?Daniel

Sunday, 15.11.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Azzurri FC / Result: 5-6 (3-2)

Da habt ihr mir ja was eingebrockt, könnt euch gar nicht vorstellen wie weh das tut. Gott sei dank für euch, kann ich nur die 2. Hälfte kommentieren, da war ja eigentlich schon alles gelaufen. Das Patrick den Bericht nicht schreibt ist klar, bei Erinnerung an dieses Spiel läuft er immer noch rot an. Ankunft Präsident also bei Spielstand von 4:4.

Was war passiert? Unheimlich viel, sagt der Blinde der kurz nach dem Ausgleich zum 4:4 das Augenlicht verlor. Zur Aufstellung ?nein Namen kann man heute nicht nennen, aber 11 Mann waren wir wohl, zumindest in der ersten Halbzeit. Durch Tore von Kazu (aus Distanz), Frank S. (direkt verwandelte Ecke) und Jacky schnell mit 3:0 in Führung gegangen. Irgendwie schien die Sache dann schon abgehakt zu sein, wohl vergessen das ein Spiel 90 Minuten dauert. Ihr erinnert euch noch an den Spruch, der mir damals so eingefallen ist. Das haben die Italiener schnell bemerkt und gnadenlos ausgenutzt. Schnelle Angriffe führten noch vor dem HZ-Pfiff zum 3:2. Wie das passiert ist, wei?kein Mensch und daher war das auch zwischenzeitlich Thema für das Liga-Komitee.

Kurz nach dem Wiederanpfiff noch mal Hoffnung: 4:2 durch Xu Tao. Was dann folgte tut schon weh und spricht nicht gerade für eine solide Abwehr. 4 schnelle Dinger drehten das Ding zum 4:6. Da macht es auch keinen Sinn nach der Schuld zu suchen: es war die Mannschaft, übrigens die gleiche, die bislang so erfolgreich für Schlagzeilen sorgte. So ist es vielleicht auch im Fußball nun mal. 5 Spiele alles richtig gemacht und gut gespielt und einmal nicht aufgepasst. Ob das der Weg zu großen Wurf in dieser Saison ist, bleibt offen. Vielleicht helfen ja auch gerade diese Niederlagen, die Mannschaft reifen zu lassen und den Teamgeist zu fördern. Moral zeigte sich dann wenigstens in den letzten 5-10 Minuten, möglicherweise etwas zu spät. Resultatskosmetik zum 5:6 durch Carsten „Makaay?kurz vor Ende. Vielleicht wäre ja auch noch was drin gewesen, wenn das Spiel angedauert hätte. Aber ihr wisst ja, die ?0 Minuten?

Als Strafe also nur kurz. Vorwarnung für die nächsten Spiele. Wenn ihr mehr lesen wollt, spielt besser. Wenn nicht dann nicht aber bitte denkt an unsere Fans. Es gibt bereits erste eingetragene Fanclubs in Deutschland (Danke Ansgar und Rene H. usw.), Indonesien (Familie Baumgart), Türkei (Mustafa, der Hausdiener von Grafschaft Schwarz), vielleicht sogar auch in Österreich (lange nichts mehr gehört).

Freunde lasst den Kopf nicht hängen, es geht weiter...

Zicke zacke, Shanghai Krauts.

Euer „heute der Verzweifelung nahe?Daniel

Saturday, 08.11.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Vikings - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 0-1 (0-0)

Heute wieder Auswärtsspiel. Übrigens gleicher Platz wie bei Heimspielen, daher auch kein Problem für den Busfahrer, der unter der Woche beim Zahnarzt war ?anders lässt sich sein zähnefletschendes Lachen beim Besteigen des Mannschaftsbusses wohl nicht erklären. Oder wollte er gleich eine gelangt haben?

Auswärtsgegner: Vikings. Bislang noch nicht richtig in Fahrt gekommen, wie auch in den letzten Saisons nicht, dennoch immer Zitterpartien der Krauts gegen die Burschen aus dem Norden, die hier und da auch durch Südamerikaner ergänzt werden. Trotz dieser Tatsache konnten einige es nicht lassen von einem 2-stelligem Ergebnis zu träumen. So zum Beispiel der Team Manager in der Nacht zuvor, die ohnehin sehr kurz war. Grund wie immer: Sponsorenhandling und Spielerkontrolle.

Zumindest Spielerkontrolle hat gut geklappt, so waren sie denn auch alle da, auch Xu Tao war heute wieder pünktlich. Aber jetzt der Reihe nach: Im Tor wieder Nicolas (1. HZ) und Chris (2. HZ). Beide keins gefangen, wie in der Vorwoche saubere Arbeitsverteilung. Abwehr mit Michael S., trotz Shi- Problemen als Libero über die volle Distanz, Dieter rechts, Helmut wie gewohnt links und Patrick vor der Abwehr, später dann mit Ralf. Jürgen (1. HZ) und Carlo (2. HZ) im rechten Mittelfeld und Thomas H. auf der anderen Seite, also links. Xu Tao wieder im zentralen Mittelfeld, vom Anfang bis zum Ende. Offensive heute mit Frank S. auf rechts, Carter, später ersetzt durch Neuzugang Francois aus ... ratet mal (der Name muss wohl noch eingedeutscht werden in Frank oder Franz) zentral und Kazu auf rechts. Das war es soweit, der Rest fehlte. Captain heute übrigens Michael S., warum wei?keiner, wahrscheinlich weil er im Bus neben dem Team Manager sa?oder als Versuch ihn über die Shi- Probleme hinweg zu helfen, oder, oder, oder....

So sollte es losgehen, wenig spektakuläres in den Anfangsminuten, wie üblich gegen die Vikings. Der Spielfluss wollte sich nicht so richtig einstellen. Vielleicht lag es ja auch am schlechten Wetter. Aber wirklich wahr, das schlechte Wetter war heute richtig schlecht. So ein schlechtes Wetter aber auch. Egal, wir sind ja nicht die einzigen, die damit fertig werden müssen. Taktik klar: solange wir hinten keines kassieren, spielen wir zu null. Und wenn wir ein Tor schießen, könnten wir sogar gewinnen.

Nach 15. Minuten war dann auch Ralf am Ort des Geschehens und forderte nach Sekunden des Umziehens sofort seinen Stammplatz zurück. Und das ging wie folgt (O-Ton des Dialogs Ralf (R) und Team Manager (TM). R: „Eh, ich mu?rein!??TM: „Ja, gleich??R: „Eh, wechsel mich ein!??TM: „Ja, 2 Minuten?(dann Ecke) ?R: „Eh, Ecke, ich geh jetzt rein??TM: „Ja, warte noch etwas?(dann erneute Ecke) ?R: „Eh, schon wieder eine, jetzt aber??TM: „Ist ja gut jetzt, gleich? Hat das denn kein Ende? Dann endlich die Einwechslung... (und jetzt konnte ich mich wieder auf das Spiel konzentrieren). Ansonsten wenig Höhepunkte, außer das Jürgen während des Spiels bemerkte, dass das SIFL- Kommittee doch mal was mit den Abzäunungen machen sollte. Hierzu gab es natürlich kein Kommentar.

Pfiff zur Pause. 0:0, ausgeglichene Partie, allerdings nur weil wir viel zu nervös agierten. Wenn das der Pawlak gesehen hätte..... Und da Carsten „Makaay?auch nicht dar war, ging die Pause weniger selbstkritisch zu. Dennoch mussten wir handeln. Neuzugang Francois in den Sturm und Carlo mit Aufgaben im Defensivbereich. 2. Hälfte begann dann mit der Hoffnung, dass es irgendwann klingelt, aber bald und häufig. Erste gelungene Aktionen sprachen dafür. 10 Minuten waren aber wieder nötig, bis ein gelungenes Zusammenspiel über das Mittelfeld zu Torszenen führte. Xu Tao mit gutem Durchsetzungsvermögen im Strafraum, nur durch Foul vom Ball zu trennen. Elfmeter als logische Konsequenz. Da Andi heute nicht da war, musste Xu Tao auch gleich selber ran. Irgend was war doch da mit „Elfmeter durch den Gefoulten? oder? Wie auch immer, das Ding sa? 0:1 für Krauts in der 55. Spielminute. Jetzt kann es so weitergehen. In der Tat fanden wir jetzt besser ins Spiel. Und wäre Francois nicht so oft im Absatz gestanden (nach dem 5. mal hätte ihm doch wirklich etwas auffallen müssen, dafür hat er dann als Belohnung eine Gelbe Karte kassiert ?Super-Einstand) oder hätte Frank wenigstens einen von seinen Hochkarätern gemacht, hätten die Mitgereisten sicher weniger zittrige Schlussminuten erlebt. Kurz vorm Abpfiff dann noch mal Lattenknaller der Vikings. Da aber auch Frank an den Pfosten schoss, glich sich das schnell wieder aus. Aber es brannte lichterloh in den Schlusssekunden. 10. Minuten Nachspielzeit hätten auch völlig ausgereicht. Taktischer Wechsel in den letzten Sekunden, Carter noch mal für den mittlerweile eingewechselten Bobby. Und ja nicht so schnell......

Dann war es soweit. Abpfiff. 15 Punkte im Sack. Verglichen mit der letzten Saison, könnten wir jetzt schon aufhören. Aber will die Mannschaft gar nicht, denn die sind hei?und dass ist gut so. Da auch die Shooters gegen Japan gewonnen haben und wir immer noch ein Nachholspiel haben, heißt es immer noch Tabellenplatz 2. Vielleicht ändert sich ja nächste Woche was. Dann geht es gegen Italien.

Natürlich wurde wieder gefeiert, diesmal mit Steak und danach im „Smookies? Thomas fand es allerdings etwas verraucht da oben, aber das gehört wahrscheinlich zum Ambiente. Die Nacht war wieder lang, lag allerdings an der Zeitumstellung, oder so ....

Wie immer: Arbeitet nicht soviel, denn am Samstag müssen wieder alle fit sein.

Euer Daniel

Saturday, 01.11.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC - Japan FC / Result: 4-2 (1-1)

Die heutige Ansetzung macht schnell deutlich: Schlagerspiel. Tabellendritter (wir) empfängt Tabellenzweiten (Japan). Eigentlich war es ja anders herum, denn die Japaner waren wie immer 2 bis 3 Stunden vorher am Platz. Man munkelt sogar, dass einige schon am Vorabend in den kleinen Shanghaier Vorort gereist sind. Das wir trotz Nachhohlspiel 3. sind, spricht für den guten Start in die Saison.

Natürlich wurde das spielfreie Wochenende entsprechend genutzt ?der erste internationale Auftritt der Krauts beim Phuket International Soccer Sevens (Anm.: lieber Ausschreiben, die Abkürzung hört sich nicht gerade seriös an). Insgesamt gelungener Auftritt, selbst wenn kein Pott rausgesprungen ist. Aber im Finale gegen die brasilianische U-21 zu verlieren ist ja keine Schande. Hauptsache der Teamgeist wurde gestärkt und so ging es in die Partie. Super äußere Bedingungen ?25 Grad und das am 1. November ?und dank Direktflug Phuket ?Shanghai auch alle wieder an Bord.

Kurz zur Aufstellung: Im Tor heute ein Doppelpack: Chris und Nicolas. Natürlich nicht beide gleichzeitig (erlaubt FIFA nicht, der Gegner sowieso nicht). Nicolas fing an, Chris hörte auf, jeder eine Halbzeit, jeder eins kassiert (natürlich unhaltbare), gerechte Arbeitsverteilung! (Anm. der Redaktion mit Blick auf das Knollenpot-Turnier: wenn man mal einen Torwart braucht, ist keiner da....). Verteidigung mit Bestbesetzung: Helmut links, Ralf als Libero, Christian rechts und Andi vor der Abwehr. Mittelfeld besetzt mit Patrick, Thomas, Jürgen und Dieter, jeweils mit Defensiv-Aufgaben. Carter zentral und die Offensive mit Kazu, Bobby und Frank S. später ersetzt durch Carlo. Carsten „Makaay?wurde endlich verkauft, somit auch keine Aufstellungsprobleme im Mittelfeld. Jacky mit Verletzungsproblemen, Xu Tao mit Transportproblemen, Michael S. mit Arbeitsproblemen und ich mit keinen Problemen.

Hinein in die Partie. Die Anfangsminuten zeigten sofort: 1. Schnelle Angriffe Japan, 2. solide Abwehr Krauts, 3. im Mittelfeld lief es nicht 100% rund und 4. Sturm nicht gerade durchschlagskräftig. Aber solang die Abwehr steht, können sich die Japaner erst mal bis zur Erschöpfung auslaufen. Wie erwähnt unser Sturm eher zurückhaltend ?aber effektiv. Sturmlauf Bobby nur durch Faul vom Torwart zu bremsen. Super Schwalbe, ebenso gut gesehen vom Schiri ?klare Sache Elfmeter. Andi als Vollstrecker zum 1:0. Kommentar von Ralf: „Der war ziemlich knapp? Unhaltbar trifft die Sache wohl eher. Das ganze in der 25. Spielminute, passendes Resultat zum Wetter. 27. Minute kamen die ersten Karten ins Spiel. Gelb für Ralf durch Handspiel. Vielleicht hätte er ihn nach 5 Sek. lieber wieder fallen gelassen. 30. Minute erste wirkliche Unachtsamkeit, gnadenlos ausgenutzt von Japan zum 1:1. Ein Schuss wie ein Strich aus 20 m. Da war nichts zu machen.

So ging es in die Halbzeit. Da Xu Tao mittlerweile aufgetaucht war, konnte glücklicherweise variiert werden. Carter in die Offensive und dafür Xu Tao ins zentrale Mittelfeld. Vielleicht hätten wir das auch Bobby sagen sollen, der einfach als 12. Mann zum Anstoss der 2. Hälfte marschierte. Dank eines nunmehr funktionierenden Mittelfeldes gab es in der 50. Minute erneut Grund zum Jubeln. Schneller Angriff über Frank über rechts geflankt auf Kazu. Direktabnahme zum 2:1. Schöne Aktion von Kazu der heute insgesamt (auch ohne „Makaay? überzeugen konnte. Zunehmend konnten wir das Spiel nach unserem Geschmack gestalten, jedoch nur bis zur Grundlinie. 25 min. später war es Xu Tao der nach uneigennützigem Pass von Carter zum 3:1 erhöhte. Das sollte es doch gewesen sein. 60 Sekunden später jedoch der Anschlusstreffer der Japaner. Wieder ein strammer Schuss, der dem ansonsten abgeklärtem Torwart keine Chance lie? Jetzt hie?es noch mal bangen. Zwischenzeitlich schöne Einzelaktionen. Jürgen mit „atemberaubendem?Sprint bis in den 16er, fehlendes Glück im Abschluss. Noch eine Großchance von Kazu mit ebenso langem aber schnellerem Sprint, aber einfach zu fair sich im entscheidenden Moment fallen zu lassen.

Der krönende Abschluss dann durch Ralf zum 4:2 nach Ecke Thomas. Mit seinem insgesamt 4. Tor sieht das ganz nach Frontalangriff auf den Torschützenkönig der Saison aus, und dass als Libero!!!!

Ein Sieg gegen Japan ?das gab es lange nicht. „Langsam wird es unheimlich?war es aus dem Publikum zu hören??aber ich darf ja wohl bitten.... Ein Blick in die Geschichtsbücher verrät in der Tat: den letzten Sieg gab es in der Saison 2000/2001 (8:2). Seit dem gab es 3 Niederlagen und 2 Unentschieden. Spricht also für eine Saison mit Überraschungen. Aber aufpassen, sonst gibt es gleich noch eine im Spiel gegen Vikings am nächsten Samstag. Bis dahin: erholt euch gut auf Arbeit.

Euer „mittlerweile fest im Sattel zementierter?Daniel

Saturday, 18.10.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: FC Vlis - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 2-6 (0-3)

Aufstellung:
Tor: Chris,
Defense: Ralf, Pat, Juergen, Helmut, Michael, Harti
Midfield: Dieter, Cater, Carsten, Frank S, Kazu, Xu Tao
Forward: Jacky

So Kameraden, an diesem schönen Samstagmorgen ging es mal recht zeitig los. Um neun Uhr war das Treffen in Mandarin City angesagt; gar um acht Uhr dreißig war Abfahrt von Pudong!

Umso erstaunlicher war es daher, dass die Verspätung mit knapp 17 Minuten (Abreiszeit MC) noch weit unter einer halben Stunde blieb. Somit konnte unser Selbstfahrer Ralf doch endlich mal ruhig gestellt werden („Mensch, jedes Mal stehe ich ne halbe Stunde vor Anpfiff noch allein mit den Gegnern am Platz…“)

Zum ersten Mal in dieser Saison nicht mit am Ball (besser gesagt diesmal nicht am Spielfeldrand): Daniel B., der mit den Ambitionen in die Saison gestartet ist, Manager des Jahres zu werden. Manchmal hat ein Urlaub im Kreise der Familie einfach oberste Priorität; da müssen Manager-Ziele auch mal hinten anstehen.

Umziehen und warm machen war trotz frühzeitiger Ankunft dennoch erst in den letzten Zehn Minuten vor dem Anpfiff angesagt. Das absolvieren wir immer in Rekordtempo. Ausrede: Gegner beobachten, die kennen wir ja noch gar nicht?br>
Gegner war heute das neu in der Liga vertretene Team FC Vlis aus Belgien. Fuer den Namen herhalten musste ein Namenhafter belgischer Waffelhersteller. Und auf die Waffel wollten wir es denen heute geben!

Punkt zehn Uhr dreißig:
Auf geht’s, schnell zum Anstoßkreis, dreimal kurz und laut zicke zacke, zicke zacke? und schon rollte das Leder.
In den ersten zehn Minuten verlief das Spiel recht ruhig, erst einmal Abtasten!
Doch dann war Musik in der Partie- und zwar deutsch-chinesische:
10. Minute: Cater besorgte mit schöner Einzelleistung das 1:0.
30. Minute: Jacky zieht ab aus vollem Lauf zum 2:0.
43. Minute: Ralf mit seinem dritten Kopfballtreffer in der Saison zum 3:0.Schoene Ecke getreten von Frank S, genau wie bei Ralfs anderen beiden Treffern. Hier scheint sich ein Pärchen gefunden zu haben?br> Kurz danach pfiff der Zaipan erst einmal zum Pausentee.
In knappen zehn Minuten war neben der Zigarette auch noch Zeit genug für Kritik in den eigenen Reihen, aber da die Luft bei den Meisten sowieso schon auf Reserve stand, hielt sich die Schelte in Grenzen.

Hinein in die zweite Halbzeit, um gleich mit einer spektakulären Szene aufzuwarten.
Helmut, der offensichtlich überdopt vom vorabendlichen Bierfest aus dem Paulaner heimgekehrt war, versuchte sich in seiner -zugegeben etwas freien Interpretation der „Hand Gottes?im eigenen Strafraum. Die Beine noch etwas zu Blei-oder besser Bier- lastig, scheiterte dieser Kopfball versuch bereits im Ansatz. Der Ball schien, auf seinem Oberarm angekommen, in ein Zeitloch gefallen zu sein und verharrte einige Sekündlein dort, bis sich Helmut entschloss, ihn doch noch einmal weiter zu befördern. Unterstützt von einem satten und sehr offensichtlichen Hopser auf die andere Seite der sechzehn Meter Linie bewegte sich das Leder Ei von Helmuts Arm langsam Richtung Boden?br> Der Kritik und des Widerspruchs entmachtet blickten unzählige Krautsche Augenpaare unseren linken Eliteverteidiger an, der diese Szene mit einem Michel von Lönneberga -Grinsen und einem Schulterzucken kommentierte.
Weltklasseleistung und Ronkalli- Reif!
Schuss-Tor 3:1, der Anschluss für die Belgier- Auswahl.

Zwei Minuten später sorgte Frank Seifert aber schon wieder für den alten Abstand. Mit seiner tollen Einzelleistung über rechts sollte der Sack schon die Schlaufe herumbekommen.

In der 55. Minute erhöhte unser Turbo Kazu kurzerhand auf 5:1 - somit schien der Drops gelutscht. Nun leisteten wir uns, Dieter gegen Jürgen auszutauschen, da dessen Lungenflügel bereits gute zehn Minuten eher schon den Platz verlassen hatten.

Da Helmut Mittlererweile auch nicht mehr anwesend war und somit eine fast neu formierte Hintermannschaft auf dem Felde stand, ließen sich nun auch die Belgier nicht lang bitten, vor unserem Tor mal mitzuspielen. Ein Billardspiel der Belgier, das in unserem Tor-Aus begann(an dieser Stelle einmal großes Lob an den Linienrichter!-Nein, ihr könnt ja nicht alles sehen!!!), führte über mehrere Banden, unter anderem auch Ralf, Pat, Micha und/oder Jürgen- kann mich nicht mehr dran erinnern- zum Zweiten Streich des FC Vlis.

Kurz vor Ende des Spiels erhöhte Cater mit seinem zweiten Treffer an diesem Tage auf 6:2 und stellte damit das Endergebnis her.

Als der Schiri dann nach mehr oder weniger neunzig Minuten das Spiel beendete, war wohl jeder froh, sich nun endlich dem Sieger- Bier widmen zu können.

Alles in allem war das Spiel fair, der Sieg rechtmäßig verdient und die Belgier präsentierten sich weitaus besser als es das Ergebnis eigentlich vermuten lässt.

Erwähnenswert zumindest: Dies war der höchste Sieg der Shanghai Krauts, zumindest seit ich dabei bin, das ist doch schon was!

Für die Zukunft haben wir uns dann auch vorgenommen, solche Siege dann auch ausgiebiger zu feiern. Kommt ja doch nicht jede Woche vor?br>
In diesem Sinne, zurück ins Studio.

Raul

Saturday, 11.10.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: Big Bamboo Voodoo - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-3 (1-1)

Nach dem gelungenen Saisonauftakt gegen Oranje heute also gegen die „alten?Dragons. Da der Name in der letzten Saison wohl nicht das erhoffte Ergebnis brachte, in dieser Saison also mit neuem Namen einer neuer Versuch. Als ob uns das stören würde. Das halbe Dutzend Punkte sollte her und da ist es egal gegen wen, oder?. Aber aufgepasst, nachdem wir das erste Spiel der letzten Saison 5:1 gewannen, kamen wir im Rückspiel nicht über ein Unentschieden heraus. Soviel also zur Statistik.

Wiederholt gute äußere Bedingungen und sogar fast mit Bestbesetzung. Die heutigen Akteure wie folgt: Im Tor nach langer Abwesenheit „der kleine von der Insel??Chris. Ralf auf Libero gesetzt, links Patrick für den noch pausierenden Helmut, rechts Dieter für den zwar angereisten aber ebenfalls verletzten Christian. Xu Tao defensiv vor der Abwehr, Mittelfeld besetzt mit Jürgen auf rechts und Carsten „Makaay?auf links. Carter im zentralen Mittelfeld als „Ballverteiler? „Sturmduo?mit Frank T. auf rechts, Jacky und später Bobby zentral und Kazu gewohnt auf links. Die Auswechselbank nur spärlich aber dafür hochwertig besetzt mit Andi und ... meiyou... Und eigentlich wollte Andi ja auch pausieren, aber abwarten.

Ball her, aber schnell und angepfiffen ist die Partie. Gewinn des Münzwurfes brachte Rückenwind, besser kann es gar nicht starten. Die ersten Zweikämpfe zeigten jedoch sofort, hier ist etwas nicht in Ordnung und warf sofort Bedenken auf, ob das Spiel über die volle Zeit geht oder nicht vorher abgebrochen wird. Zweikampf ist ja generell ok, aber wie die Bamboos teilweise in die Knochen gingen, erlaubte die Frage: „Haben die einen an der Klatsche??Kurioser Weise waren wir mit Jacky die ersten, die Gelb kassierten ?bereits in der 12. Minute. Und wieder ein Rempler und da eine Blutgrätsche, Nigglichkeiten hier und da ?so kann es doch nicht weiter gehen. Und dem Unheil nicht genug, verirrt sich dann noch ein Schuss mit der Pike in unser Tor. Ein Sonntagstreffer am Samstag, jetzt macht auch der Namenszusatz „Voodoo?sinn. Verkehrte Welt, einzige Möglichkeit: durch Kampf ins Spiel kommen. Einwechslung Andi für Patrick. Anweisung klar ?in die Knochen! Dass das Spiel jetzt an Klasse gewann wäre wahrscheinlich übertrieben zu behaupten, aber wenigstens wussten die Bamboos nun endlich woran sie waren. Und das „durch Kampf ins Spiel?nicht von ungefähr kommt zeigten die anschließenden Szenen. Ausgleich durch Jacky in der 23 Minute und das 2:1 wenig später in der 27. Minute durch Xu Tao. Jetzt war die Welt wieder in Ordnung, außer das die Bamboos weiter so spielten als ob wir alle keine Arbeit hätten. Werden die eigentlich auch von einem Krankenhaus gesponsort? Aber wo blieben die Karten? Meiyou ... anstatt gab es die nächste Gelbe Karte für uns ?diesmal Andi, aber wenn das nicht geplant war.... Kalkuliertes Risiko. Vielleicht war die Backpfeife im Fallen wohl doch zu offensichtlich für den Schiri. In der 40. Minute war es aber wieder Jacky, der für annähernd spielerische Akzente sorgte. Zwar spricht er kaum Englisch und noch weniger Deutsch aber dafür die Sprache des Fußballs: 3:1 für Krauts. Jetzt reicht es erst mal ?Pause!

Gerne würde ich etwas länger über die 2. Hälfte berichten, aber mir fällt da nicht allzu viel ein. Nichts mehr passiert, außer die üblichen Tätlichkeiten. Irgendwann haben die Bamboos dann auch eine Gelbe Karte kassiert, einfach zu wenig für diesen unsportlichen Auftritt. Aber bleiben wir mal resultatsorientiert: 6 Punkte aus 2 Spielen, keiner hat sich verletzt, die Moral der Truppe stimmt. Also abhaken und auf in das nächste Spiel. Wer soll es dann sein? Aha, die Belgier. Am ersten Spieltag ein Unentschieden gegen Vikings aber heute im frühen Spiel mit 7:0 eine Klatsche von United bekommen. Aber vielleicht ändert sich ja auch was in der nächsten Woche, vielleicht eine zweistellige Klatsche gegen Krauts.

Ich muss mich leider für die nächste Woche entschuldigen. Abwesenheit aufgrund psychischer Belastung. „Ich halte den Erfolg nicht mehr aus?...

Euer „aus Deutschland mitfiebernder?Daniel

Saturday, 20.09.2003 / SIFL League
GAME REPORT: O'Malleys Oranje - Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: 1-3 (1-2)

Herzlich willkommen zur neuen Saison. Endlich hat das Leben wieder Sinn. Moment der Wahrheit. Der richtige Zeitpunkt um herauszufinden was die geheimen Treffen des Managements (natürlich im Judy's), die Planungen in der Sommerpause, die handerlesenen Spielereinkäufe und die gewonnenen Turniere (Knollenpot und SIFL-Auftakt-Turnier) wirklich Wert waren.... im nächsten Mai wissen wir mehr.

Heute zunächst erst mal Lieblingsgegner Oranje: Immer spannende Duelle bei dem der Sieger immer Krauts oder Oranje ist. Zur Erinnerung: beim Knollenpot vor knapp 3 Wochen siegten die Holländers, aber nur im direkten Vergleich. Das spielerische Potenzial heute optisch etwas besser und damit gleich zur Aufstellung. Im Tor wieder Nikolas, im Eröffnungsturnier mit glänzenden Paraden. Die Abwehr wie folgt: aufgrund des verletzungsbedingten Ausfalls von Andi heute Ralf auf Libero-Position, Helmut/Patrick links gesetzt. Und da das Management keine Kosten gescheut hat und schnell Markus einfliegen lassen hat, musste der auch gleich wieder ran ?über die gesamte Länge des Spiels von so etwa 90 min. auf rechts. „First Class?Lufthansa war aber wirklich das letzte Mal, sonst muss der Giel (der sich selbst manchmal irrtümlicherweise Makaay nennt) doch irgendwann verkauft werden. Wohin ist zwar noch völlig offen, aber soweit sind wir ja noch nicht. Mittelfeld: Xu Tao und Michael S. (nach komplizierter Zehnagelverletzung) im Wechsel vor der Abwehr. Dieter, Jürgen, Carlo im rechten und Carsten im linken Mittelfeld. Carter heute für die Akzente im zentralen Mittelfeld zuständig. Offensiv ging es mit Frank S., Bobby, Frank B., Kazu, Thomas und Jacky zu Werke. 18 Mann gezählt, hoffentlich keinen vergessen.

Und selbst wenn: (?..Ich kann diesen Scheißdreck nicht mehr hören. Das muss ich ganz ehrlich sagen. .... ich kann diesen Käse nicht mehr hören nach jedem Spiel, in dem wir kein Tor geschossen haben, dann ist noch eine tieferer Tiefpunkt..... Ich sitze jetzt seit drei Jahren hier und muss mir den Schwachsinn immer anhören. ... Immer diese Geschichte, alles in den Dreck ziehen, alles runter ziehen. Das ist das Allerletzte - und ich lasse mir das nicht mehr so lange gefallen, das sage ich euch ganz ehrlich. ... Nur wehre ich mich dagegen, das man nach solchen Spielen alles total in den Dreck zieht. Das ist das Allerletzte, unterste Schublade. ... Ich bin auch nicht so wie der ........., die jahrelang an ihrem Stuhl festgehalten haben, egal was die Journalisten geschrieben haben oder im Fernsehen gesagt haben. Das ist mir das Ding nicht wert....") - ich war auch wieder dabei.

Ein Blick auf den Platz verrät schnell, hier waren in der Sommerpause Profis am Werk. Aber gut, zumindest mal schon eine Ausrede parat. Die äußeren Bedingungen ansonsten akzeptabel. Hinein ins Geschehen. Bereits die ersten inoffiziellen und offiziellen Begegnungen im Vorfeld der Saison haben gezeigt, dass sich die Krauts dieses Jahr mit neuer Spielanlage präsentieren werden. Zurück zu alten Fußballweisheiten: „Der Angriff beginnt in der Abwehr?(oder war es anders rum?). Sicheres Spiel aus einer geordneten Defensive, mit Variationen über die Seiten (auffällig wieder das Duo Giel - Kazu) oder durch die Mitte. Gepflegte Dribblings hier und da, vorne und hinten, hüben und drüben. Klare Dominanz der Krauts, Spielfluss, Spielwitz und Spielfreude, teils getragen vom kürzlichen Turniersieg, teils Ergebnis des knallharten Managements. Geburtsstunde eines neuen Führungsmodells: „Managment by Auswechseln nach 10. Minuten? Einzige Schwäche in den Anfangsminuten blieb der Sturm. Nach einigen Dutzend Toren im Training, ging Frank B. heute leer aus. Egal was kam: links, rechts, Kopf, Fallrückzieher, Hackentrick, der Ball wollte einfach nicht rein. Viele gute, jedoch unbelohnte Aktionen bis zur Erlösung dann in der 10. Minute. Ecke Frank S., Kopf Ralf und Tooor! Da passte kein Haar mehr zwischen. Unhaltbar wie immer bei Krauts-Toren. Erleichterung in der Führungsetage. Der weitere Spielverlauf wurde sogleich an der Außenlinie abgesprochen und auf Basis Vorstandsvorlage vom Präsidenten abgesegnet. Kurz zum Inhalt der 30-seitigen Powerpoint ?Präsentation: Oranje gleicht in der 30. Min. aus, Führung dann wieder Shanghai Krauts kurz vor Ende der ersten Halbzeit und nach Wiederanpfiff schnell den „Sack zu machen? Exakt so ist es auch gewesen - die Statistik zum Zweck der Vollständigkeit: nach Ausgleich durch Oranje wie geplant in der 30. Min. stand Ralf in der 45. Min. wieder richtig um erneut mit dem Kopf zum 2:1 einzuköpfen, wie zuvor nach Ecke Frank S. Das 3:1 kurz nach Anpfiff des zweiten und letzten Spielabschnitts. Eleganter Schlenzer aus gut 25m ins linke Eck. Torschütze: Carter. Vorarbeit: von ihm selbst. Und nun. Was machen wir jetzt bis zum Abpfiff? Fußball genießen oder ?wie letzte Saison bangen? Denn: „Die letzten 10 min. im Spiel sind immer die letzten?(vom Präsidenten ihm selber, Anm.: da bereits zum Ende der letzten Saison die „glorreichen Fußballzitate?ausgegangen sind, müssen in dieser Saison die eigenen verbalen Eigentore herhalten). Das Kommentar als solches mit Sicherheit ein Zeichen der psychischen Anspannung, selbst nach 2 Schachteln Camel ohne Filter... Grund zur Frage: „Wird er diese Saison noch schaffen??(Egal .... aber, solange ich da bin wird gespurt).

Das Spiel ist vorbei. Erleichterung. Die ersten 3 Punkte eingefahren und damit bereits Tabellenplatz 2. Sieg gegen Holland umso schöner. „Wenn ihn noch keiner gegessen hat, rollt der Käse immer noch? Spieler des Tages: der Präsident, weil er heute wieder nicht gespielt hat? Nein: da wir stets leistungsorientiert bewerten geht ein großes Lob heute an Ralf (dass er heute als Libero gespielt hat spricht wohl nicht gerade für unseren Sturm) und Carter.

Nach dem Spiel, übliches Kommentar vom Berufskritiker Markus: Aber ... was ich nicht gut fand..... . Mann, wie hab ich das vermisst. Aber so ist er halt und dass ist auch gut so. Schön dass du da warst Markus!

Bekannte Szenen in der dritten Halbzeit, 5 Runden auslaufen, taktische Nachbesprechung, kritische Einzelgespräche im Kreise der Mannschaft und Spielerfrauen, Vorbesprechung des nächsten Spieles usw. bei insgesamt 150 Dosen Bier. Gegner am 2. Spieltag: Dragons, jetzt umbenannt in Big Bamboo Voddoo oder so ... (???). Nach einigen Anfangsschwächen in der letzten Saison aber enormer Steigerung sind diese wohl zu einem ernst zunehmenden Gegner gereift (Aber: nach Reife kommt Fallobst). Die Frage, wie stark die Dragons denn wirklich sind, kann zu dieser frühen Phase nur schwer beantwortet werden, nur so viel: „Die haben sich neu formatiert? Und: Nach Ausverkauf der Lions und Kurzeinsatz bei United wurde Gil aufgrund unbefriedigender Laktat-Werte zu den Dragons abgeschoben. Ablösesumme unbekannt. Wahrscheinlich eher wenig. Hoffentlich ist Christian wieder fit .... um ihn zu „decken?

Und noch eine Antwort, diesmal auf die Frage von Markus: „Wird das Turnier in Phuket (Anm. d. Red.: 25./26.Okt. 2003) auf Premiere live übertragen??Wir sind derzeit in Verhandlungen mit dem DFB, den gesamten 10. Spieltag auf Heiligabend zu verlegen, damit Premiere lückenlos berichten kann. Sieht ganz gut aus, mal abwarten...

Euer „nur im äußersten Notfall spielende?Daniel

Saturday, 13.09.2003 / SIFL Opening Tournament
TOURNAMENT REPORT: Shanghai Krauts FC / Result: Winner

Guten (Turnier) Tag! Die Liga ist in den Startlöchern, begonnen wird wieder mit einem Turnier. Immer gut die vermeintlichen Stärken und Schwächen der kommenden Gegner auszuloten. Aber auch die eigenen. Die Erfahrungen des letzten Turniers waren ja nicht gerade positiv, dennoch gute Stimmung. Das Präsidium war aktiv und hat vor allem sich selbst „durch?den Sommer organisiert. Abgänge hatten wir in der letzten Saison ja genug, daher musste das Managment reagieren und neue Spieler verpflichten. Oder was dachtet ihr denn wa